Homestarmy
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| Active | January 5, 2004—Present | |
| Allegiance | Free Country, USA | |
| Headquarters | The Stick | |
| Motto | Do You Has? | |
| Price | $5.00 (USD) | |
| Members | Homestar Runner Frank Bennedetto Strong Sad Homsar Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife | |
| Duties | Invading Strong Badia Monitoring Labor Day | |
| Equipment | Orange Spoon (Colonels only) Orange Bowls | |
The Homestarmy is a fighting force led by Colonel Homestar Runner (pronounced "col-o-nel" by Homestar, as opposed to its normal pronunciation "ker-nel"). Homestar claims that membership is a group of "No-armed forces" limited to the few who are sick and tired of playing second-fiddle to a two-bit wrestle man and his yellow dog, and those who are ready to give their five bucks to the Homestarmy if it comes to that. But in reality, the Homestarmy is a rag-tag group of Free Country, USA's more disenfranchised citizens, united by Homestar's friendly influence, and their shared dislike of Strong Bad. Regardless, Homestar is very confident in this meager army and has been known to try to get the said $5 from his soldiers often.
In their first and greatest known campaign, they tried to invade Strong Badia, resulting in the fiasco known as The Battle of Strong Badia. The only casualty was Third-Style Private Bennedetto, a popcorn air-popper, wounded by a kick from Strong Bad.
Homestar tried to recruit new members for the Homestarmy at the Vaguely Military Career Fair, saying that he was looking for people that came from "a long line of five bucks-havers".
It appears that orange Tupperware bowls are the Homestarmy uniform: all members except Frank Bennedetto wear one as a helmet. Other than the Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife and Homestar's wooden spoon, they carry no weapons, though Homestar claims that any who oppose them will feel their "fluoride sting".
Members
- Homestar Runner - Colonel (Leader)
- Frank Bennedetto - Third-Style Private
- Homsar - Rank Unknown
- Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife - Rank Unknown
- Strong Sad - Rank Unknown, although he is known to play back cheers on a tape player while at rallies, and even blatantly disobeyed Homestar's orders by calling "Hold the line!" after Homestar ordered a retreat.
Appearances
- Debut: Email army
- Labor Dabor
- Wallpaper: armywallpaper3.jpg
- Email more armies
Remarks
The name 'No-armed forces' may be inaccurate, as Homestar and Homsar are the only living characters that have no arms. It is arguable whether The Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife counts as having no arms. Some say that, no, he doesn't have any arms, if you were referring to the soilder as an easel with some paint on it. Of course, if you were referring to the actual painting, it would be counted as an arm-haver. One way to argue the case of having arms is that the orange plastic bowl is painted on instead of putting an actual bowl on the easel.
