Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters

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Some characters make a very brief appearance in Teen Girl Squad, often killing one of the girls. Usually they are never seen again. These are those characters.

Dinosaur

The Dinosaur punted What's Her Face across the cartoon in the first Teen Girl Squad issue. Just after this, she was heard to remark, "Dag, yo." She died upon landing.

===Cloud Monster=== {picture coming soon} In Teen Girl Squad Issue 2, as the girls go to look so good, a cloud in the background grows angry eyes and a mouthful of sharp teeth. This Cloud Monster quickly chomped on some birds.

===The Vulture and the Bat=== {picture coming soon} The Vulture swooped The Ugly One when she got jealous of So-and-So getting No I In Team Boy to date her in Teen Girl Squad Issue 2. The Bat grasped Cheerleader for the same reasons.

Smiley Face Man

This happy fellow is a judge in the Decemberween Teen Girl Squad. He gives one of the three noses given by the judges. Little else is known about this person, or what the value of a "nose" is in competitive Lion's mouth jumping.

Hawaiian Guy

This musician wears a hat, Hawaiian shirt, and plays a Ukulele. His role is similar to that of The Man With The Huge Mouth, which is to cause torment to the Teen Girls. He is capable of summoning a "wave o' babies", as What's Her Face received in the Decemberween Teen Girl Squad. It is unknown if he is using Marzipan's Ukulele.