Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters
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Some characters make a very brief appearance in Teen Girl Squad, often killing one of the girls. Usually they are never seen again. These are those characters.
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Dinosaur
The Dinosaur punted What's Her Face across the cartoon in the first Teen Girl Squad issue.
Just after this, she was heard to remark, "Dag, yo." She died upon landing.
Cloud Monster
In Teen Girl Squad Issue 2, as the girls go to look so good, a cloud in the background grows angry eyes and a mouthful of sharp teeth. This Cloud Monster quickly chomped on some birds.
The Vulture and the Bat
The Vulture swooped The Ugly One when she got jealous of So and So getting No I In Team Boy to date her in Teen Girl Squad Issue 2. The Bat grasped Cheerleader for the same reasons.
Thrift Store Girl
This girl is found at the thrift store What's Her Face went to alone in Teen Girl Squad Issue 3. She stays behind a rack of shirts, holding a sign that reads, "1 or 2 cent each item." Although she is assumed to be a girl, her gender isn't actually verified.
Gift Exchange Lion
This lion (that seems to be missing a leg) appears in Decemberween Teen Girl Squad. Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One all dive into its mouth in pursuit of Decemberween presents, but What's Her Face declines.
Smiley Face Man
This happy fellow is a judge in the Decemberween Teen Girl Squad. He and the other two judges (who are both The Man with the Huge Mouth) TWO'D The Ugly One for her cannonball into the Gift Exchange Lion's mouth. After Cheerleader's jump, he gives one of the three noses given by the judges. Little else is known about this person, or what the value of a "nose" is in competitive Lion's mouth jumping.
Hawaiian Guy
This musician wears a hat, Hawaiian shirt, and plays a Ukulele. His role is similar to that of The Man With The Huge Mouth, which is to cause torment to the Teen Girls. He is capable of summoning a "wave o' babies", as What's Her Face received in the Decemberween Teen Girl Squad. It is unknown if he is using Marzipan's Ukulele.
