User:Jellote
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Words. Say... Talk? Ok... uh... Homsar? And uh... I like Date Nite and... chapstick-style-type in tube form? Ummmmmmmmmm... errrr.... {Quickly}iYoNoHabloEspoñal! 
Sewisouswy, though. I am a rather frequent editer, and view myself as an important wiki member. I have made a few pages, and have cleaned many more. I edit "Often Apears" pages and like to discuss.
I pride myself in viewing all cartoons on the site. Hooray!!!
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My 10's
Top Ten
1: The below image.Awwwww... that cute little Cheat. Er, The Cheat
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2: Date Nite
3: Homsar
6: Hremails
7: Sbemails
8: Not Peseant's Quest
9: This:
10: Little Questions
Top Ten Date Nite Quotes
1: Explain to me how drowning them wouldn't ruin their date.
2: Good evening ungodly couple. My name is waiter, I'll be your Homestar for this evening.
3: Why-do't-you-just-go-ahead-{Somehow appears in Marziman's house}-and-GET OUTTA MY FACE!
4: {S.S. flirtini}.
5: I cant beleive you're The Cheating on me!
6: You can't even call that thing a bod. At best its a broom or a-trivial pursuit cheese wedge!
7: Ping! Ping! Ping! Aye aye, sir! Ping!
8: Come to, the place where the tropical breezes bloooooooooowowowow... {gurgles, Homestar harminizes}.
9: Or is it, The Marzipan now?
10: You wort?!?!
Top 10 or so other gags
1: In Let's give TANKS:
BLUE LASER COMMANDER: {Holding a plate of food} I need you to take this plate of food, make a milkshake out of it, and spread it on Nana's gums for her!
BLUE LASER MINION: I'm going to go ahead and disobey a direct order, sir.
BLUE LASER COMMANDER: Understandable!
2: In Marzipan's Answering Machine 11.6, when Strong Bad says "Anyway, I have nothing to do with that fax machine that's on fire in your front yard.
2: In time capsule,when Homestar puts the Gross Old Wig on his face.
3: The "Or Something" the balding man thinks about in [senor Mortgage]].
4: In dullard, the no look single deuce.
5: Red Bubs in Donut unto others. More later... probably.
Crap that is carp
It is so good, I'll use it twice!
My deepest H*R fears
- Calling 555-555585-5555-SENOR-MORTGAGE-TODAY only to have some creepy Norton's furniture guy answer by saying "No Probalo!"
- The "thing" Dead Guy Perez knocks over, and why it stops him from seeking revenge, in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.
- Finding <--! These things--> all over the place. They are evil!
- Somehow having my soft surve ice cream starting to say depressing things to me while I eat it.
- Finding theHorrible Painting in my closet. Come to think of it, I'm also scared of the Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife standing over me as I sleep.
- Requiring higher flash.
- Being explictly wedgied or gutted like sheep.
- Dieing more every day, yo.
- Strong Mad and Strong Bad's idea of a lullabye.
My Favorite ASCII Art
User:Benol is a real genuis.
Look what he made out of regular characters.
(Note that I changed one thing. See if you can spot it!)
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I told you.
Props to you, Benol
This user is awesome. You can help Jellote by pretending to be as cool as he is.].
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If you note the above, I'd like to comment on Important Rap Song. They didn't stress the need to play with ENOUGH knives. ENOUGH! Oh, now I don't play with any. Now I play Bed Axe. That is admitably cooler. | ||
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