User:Guybrush20X6/Stupid Things Homestar's Done

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Contents 1 Stupid Things Homestar's Said 1.1 Big Toons 1.2 Short Toons 1.3 Strong Bad Emails 1.4 HREmails 1.5 Marzipan's Answering Machine 1.6 Games 1.7 Others 2 Stupid Things Homestar's Done 2.1 Big Toons 2.2 Short Toons 2.3 Strong Bad Emails 2.4 HREmails 2.5 Marzipan's Answering Machine 2.6 Games 2.7 Others 3 Stupid Things Homestar's Imagined 3.1 Big Toons 3.2 Short Toons 3.3 Strong Bad Emails 3.4 HREmails 3.5 Marzipan's Answering Machine 3.6 Games 3.7 Others

Stupid Things Homestar's Said

Big Toons

• Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
  • "Only you can prevent scouting! Boy, do we need Boy Fires!"
  • "Homestar Runner? Sounds like a no-good-nic to me."

Short Toons

• Fluffy Puff Commercial
  • "Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 Flushy Push Marfmallows. Seriously folks, they're—"
  • "Before I drink something, oftentimes I eat something too."
  • "Before I eat a tall slice of marmalade I like to drink lots and lots of marshmallows. I mean Fluffy Puffies."

Strong Bad Emails

HREmails

Marzipan's Answering Machine

Games

Others

• First Time Here?
  • "Welcome to HomestarRunner.net"
  • "Oh right, HomestarRunner.net. It's dot com!"
  • "Oh! I am Homestar, and This is A Website!"

Stupid Things Homestar's Done

Big Toons

• In Search of the Yello Dello — Homestar cooks a turkey for Marzipan's birthday, forgetting she's a vegetarian.
• The Luau — Homestar drinks 32 glasses of Melonade, and relives himself over the spare firewood behind Marzipan's gazebo.

Short Toons

• Experimental Film — Homestar interrupts the filming of Strong Sad's portion of the music video twice.

Strong Bad Emails

HREmails

Marzipan's Answering Machine

Games

Others

Stupid Things Homestar's Imagined

Big Toons

Short Toons

• Donut Unto Others Homestar claims to have dreamt that "[he] was a French long-jump champion with eight wooden legs!" but from what we see, he's a Mexican high-jump champion with only one leg.

Strong Bad Emails

HREmails

Marzipan's Answering Machine

Games

Others