User:Guybrush20X6/Stupid Things Homestar's Done

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Contents 1 Stupid Things Homestar's Said 1.1 Big Toons 1.2 Short Toons 1.3 Strong Bad Emails 1.4 HREmails 1.5 Marzipan's Answering Machine 1.6 Games 1.7 Others 2 Stupid Things Homestar's Done 2.1 Big Toons 2.2 Short Toons 2.3 Strong Bad Emails 2.4 HREmails 2.5 Marzipan's Answering Machine 2.6 Games 2.7 Others 3 Stupid Things Homestar's Imagined 3.1 Big Toons 3.2 Short Toons 3.3 Strong Bad Emails 3.4 HREmails 3.5 Marzipan's Answering Machine 3.6 Games 3.7 Others

Stupid Things Homestar's Said

Big Toons

• Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
  • "Only you can prevent scouting! Boy, do we need Boy Fires!"
  • "Homestar Runner? Sounds like a no-good-nic to me."

Short Toons

• Fluffy Puff Commercial
  • "Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 Flushy Push Marfmallows. Seriously folks, they're—"
  • "Before I drink something, oftentimes I eat something too."
  • "Before I eat a tall slice of marmalade I like to drink lots and lots of marshmallows. I mean Fluffy Puffies."

Strong Bad Emails

• Email helium — "Whoa, Marzipan. Check out that ugly bird. [...] No way! The Cheat is one fine-looking young man. That is an ugly bird."
• Email specially marked — "Blah, Strong Bad, blah! I'm a crappy Stuntman!"

HREmails

Marzipan's Answering Machine

• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0 — "Oh, hey, Marzipan! This is Homestar. Um, I was wondering if you could help me with a dilemma I'm having. I can't think of what to get my girlfriend for Valentine's Day. Um, she's kind of annoying, and overbearing, and kind of a big hippie. So if you could {slowly realizes that he's talking about Marzipan} buh... oh. {poorly imitates operator error tone} Doo doo doo!! The number you have reached is not... your boyfriend calling you... uh... right now. {poorly imitates dial tone} Doooooo do do do do dooooooo this is the dial tone dooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Okay, bye!"
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2 — After leaving a message breaking up with Marzipan, Homestar tries to correct the error by replacing her answering machine tape with a fake one.
  • {deep voice} Oh, hey, Marzipan. This is the Strong Baad. Uh... go around... go around with doo doo on your head... 'cause it could be funny. Okay, bye. Beep!
  • {imitating Coach Z} Oh... great job. Oh, I mean... great job. Oh, I mean... great job. Boop!
  • {depressed monotone} Oh, hey Marzipan this is Strong Sad. Um... some animal died. Boop!

Games

Others

• First Time Here?
  • "Welcome to HomestarRunner.net"
  • "Oh right, HomestarRunner.net. It's dot com!"
  • "Oh! I am Homestar, and This is A Website!"

Stupid Things Homestar's Done

Big Toons

• In Search of the Yello Dello — Homestar cooks a turkey for Marzipan's birthday, forgetting she's a vegetarian.
• The Luau — Homestar drinks 32 glasses of Melonade, and relives himself over the spare firewood behind Marzipan's gazebo.
• Weclome Back — Homestar Runner sleeps in through several months, leaving homestarrunner.com without updates.

Short Toons

• Experimental Film — Homestar interrupts the filming of Strong Sad's portion of the music video twice.
• Donut Unto Others
  • Homestar buys questionable Medical coverage from Bubs.
  • His doughnut batter has clear hairs in it.
  • Homestar passes off Marzipan telling to get out of her kitchen as a positive review.
  • Setting up a fryer in a shop made out of a cardboard box bits Homestar in his skinny white butt after Strong Bad knocks the store over, causing Homestar's face to be fried.

Strong Bad Emails

• Email credit card — Homestar falls for Strong Bad's blatantly transparent phishing attempt, even noting that "Superfied Credit Union" has the same email address as Strong Bad.
• Email super powers — Homestar fails to notice Strong Bad using his powers to remove Homestar's cap repeatedly.
• Email 1 step ahead — Homestar fails to notice Strong Sad has his hands glued to his butt and takes Strong Sad saying he cant' help it the wrong way.
• Email dullard — The titular Dullard is Homestar, not noticing how Strong Bad is trying to ignore his rambling.

HREmails

Marzipan's Answering Machine

• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2 — After leaving a message breaking up with Marzipan, Homestar tries to correct the error by replacing her answering machine tape with a fake one where he poorly imitates the usual calls Marzipan gets, including one of himeslf.

Games

Others

Stupid Things Homestar's Imagined

Big Toons

Short Toons

• Donut Unto Others — Homestar claims to have dreamt that "[he] was a French long-jump champion with eight wooden legs!" but from what we see, he's a Mexican high-jump champion with only one leg.

Strong Bad Emails

HREmails

Marzipan's Answering Machine

Games

Others