Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate Trailer
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Trailer for Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate. This toon is unlisted and is only linked to on the itch.io page.
Transcript
{Open on a blue building called WAREHAUS. A silhouetted car drives by, parks, and silhouettes of Dangeresque and Reynaldo walk into the building}
{Dangeresque kicks down a door}
DANGERESQUE: {raises a nunchuck gun} Nobody do anything Dangeresque!
{Dangeresque points his nunchuck gun at the camera. It glistens, and he fires the gun}
{Transition to the splash screen}
ANNOUNCER: Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate! {as he continues, clips from the three games play} A point-and-click-em-up adventure game played out in three bite-sized Roomisodes that all add up to one rectangular-sized mouthhole.
{Closeup of Dangeresque's mouth, ominous music plays}
ANNOUNCER: Including the original Flash game from, like, fifteen years ago. Newly remastered and expanded with full voice-em-ups audio.
DANGERESQUE: I'ms a real grood detectimve.
ANNOUNCER: The unfinished Roomisode 2, now completed and fully Reynaldo'd.
REYNALDO: {dramatically} I always knew I was gonna die on the terlet!
DANGERESQUE: Uh, you're sittin' in my car.
ANNOUNCER: And a totally new Third Roomisode finalé!
SHUT UP LADY: Oh, sounds expensive!
ANNOUNCER: Shut up, Lady! With all new cutscenes and good great graphics! {several clips play} Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate. Only on Videlectrix!
PERDUCCI: Looks like you're gonna have to die!
DANGERESQUE: MmmmmmmGULP.
{Final splash screen reads: Coming This Summer to Steam, itch, and maybe like iOS?}
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