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[[Image:Homestar Ruiner Stick.PNG|thumb|"You're beautiful, man."]]
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[[Image:Homestar Ruiner Stick.PNG|thumb|"You're beautiful."]]
[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[The Field]] in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[The Field]] in [[Homestar Ruiner]].
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===Box===
===Box===
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:''First time only''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{first time}'' Box peering guy— hey! ''{finds a Snake Boxer V manual page}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Box peering guy{{--}} hey!  
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:''{Strong Bad finds a Snake Boxer V manual page.}''
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:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nothin'. Guess this isn't one of those infinitely-replenishable boxes like you see in video games. You know, like with a health pack or some shields.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{each time thereafter}'' Nothin'. Guess this isn't one of those infinitely-replenishable boxes like you see in video games. You know, like with a health pack or some shields.
===Sign===
===Sign===
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:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
:'''BUBS:''' Hey, You! With the face!
:'''BUBS:''' Hey, You! With the face!
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:'''only when the shipment of Total Load is available'''
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:{{short hr}}
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:''{only when the shipment of Total Load is available}''
:'''BUBS:''' Hey, Strong Bad, I got something for ya!
:'''BUBS:''' Hey, Strong Bad, I got something for ya!
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=== Bubs ===
=== Bubs ===
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:''First time only''
 
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs!
:'''BUBS:''' Strong Bad, shouldn't you be beating the snot out of Homestar or something?
:'''BUBS:''' Strong Bad, shouldn't you be beating the snot out of Homestar or something?
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:'''BUBS:''' Strong Bad!
:'''BUBS:''' Strong Bad!
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'''As Homestar Runner'''
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=== Bubs → Bubs ===
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:''First time only
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Homestar}'' Good afternoon, Bubs. It is I, Homestar.
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:'''BUBS:''' Hey there, Strong Bad!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{surprised}'' But-but how did you know it's me?
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:'''BUBS:''' I use giant mascot costumes to sell everything from baby wipes to tropical cruises- I got a nose for these things!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah! That dancing gorilla with the jet pack totally got me to buy that term life insurance from you.
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:'''BUBS:''' Case and pernt!
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'''In Extended Play'''
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:''First time only, if Strong Bad did not receive a manual page earlier''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Bubs.
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:'''BUBS:''' Hey, Strong Bad. Wait a sec... I gots something for you.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, cool.
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:'''[Bubs gives Strong Bad a Snake Boxer 5 Manual page.]'''
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:{{short hr}}
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:''First time only''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Bubs, no hard feelings?
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:'''BUBS:''' What for?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' For, um, sending you flying out my window?
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:'''BUBS:''' Hmmm. Guess I must have a concussion or somethin', cause I can't remember anything about flyin' outta windows. They don't call it Bubs' Concussion Stand for nothin'!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{elated}'' It's a Race to the End of the Race miracle!
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==== Bubs → Bubs ====
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:''First time only''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' How's the fast paced world of concession stand, um, standing?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How's the fast paced world of concession stand, um, standing?
:'''BUBS:''' Bizness is biz-nasty!
:'''BUBS:''' Bizness is biz-nasty!
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=== Bubs → Bubs → Angel ===
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==== Bubs → Bubs → Angel ====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Have you lost weight?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Have you lost weight?
:'''BUBS:''' I sure have! This green stripe here is actually one of them weight loss jiggle belts. Want one?
:'''BUBS:''' I sure have! This green stripe here is actually one of them weight loss jiggle belts. Want one?
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:'''BUBS:''' Ain't it though! I had three new coats of bug spray put on the walls last week.
:'''BUBS:''' Ain't it though! I had three new coats of bug spray put on the walls last week.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I thought I smelled carcinogens!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I thought I smelled carcinogens!
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:'''BUBS:''' That means it's working!
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:'''BUBS:''' That means its working!
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=== Bubs → Bubs → Devil ===
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==== Bubs → Bubs → Devil ====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Good grief, Bubs, you've really let yourself go.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Good grief, Bubs, you've really let yourself go.
:'''BUBS:''' Hey man, I've got a glandular problem!
:'''BUBS:''' Hey man, I've got a glandular problem!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, Bubs, when are you gonna fix up this dump?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, Bubs, when are you gonna fix up this dump?
:'''BUBS:''' I suppose you could do better?
:'''BUBS:''' I suppose you could do better?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad could do better... with one arm tied behind his back... and one of them black hostage baggies over his head...
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong sad could do better... with one arm tied behind his back... and one of them black hostage baggies over his head...
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{pokes out from the side of the concession stand, wearing one of them black hostage baggies over his head}'' I'm here for all your concessionary needs...
:'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{pokes out from the side of the concession stand, wearing one of them black hostage baggies over his head}'' I'm here for all your concessionary needs...
:'''BUBS:''' Now that's just ignorant, mean, and only mostly true, Strong Bad.
:'''BUBS:''' Now that's just ignorant, mean, and only mostly true, Strong Bad.
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==== Bubs → Candy ====
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=== Bubs → Candy ===
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'''Before picking up any Coupons'''
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:''The same response is received for using the ''Coupon'' on Bubs''
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:''First time only''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' You have any candy? It's a long story.
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:'''BUBS:''' Do I have any candy? Candy makes up over 900 percent of my gross profits! I got chocolate candy, vanilla candy, tainted candy, real candy, pretend candy...
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Got any free candy?
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:'''BUBS:''' Free?! Who do ya think I am? Some kinda Don't-Charge-Anything-For-Candy Mandy?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Um, yes?
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:'''BUBS:''' You're right! I've been giving away free candy coupons all day over at the track! I bet you can still find some there before the squirrels get 'em.
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:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Can't you just pretend I've got a candy coupon, and give me some candy anyway?
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:'''BUBS:''' Sure! Here's some pretend candy!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Touché.
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'''After picking up Coupons; the same response is received for using the ''Coupon'' on Bubs'''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hook me up with some of the delicious free candy, Bubs!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hook me up with some of the delicious free candy, Bubs!
:'''BUBS:''' Awesome!
:'''BUBS:''' Awesome!
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:'''BUBS:''' The kind of candy that I give away to people for free, dummy!
:'''BUBS:''' The kind of candy that I give away to people for free, dummy!
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take another box of ChocoOpps, my good man.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take another box of ChocoOpps my good man.
:'''BUBS:''' What happened to the last one I gave you?
:'''BUBS:''' What happened to the last one I gave you?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I, um, threw it down a hole.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I, um, threw it down a hole.
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:'''BUBS:''' Aroo got it!
:'''BUBS:''' Aroo got it!
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take another box of ChocoOpps, my good man.
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:'''STRONG BAD:'''  
:'''BUBS:''' What happened to the last one I gave you?
:'''BUBS:''' What happened to the last one I gave you?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I, um, threw it down a hole.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I, um, threw it down a hole.
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:'''BUBS:''' Yeah, that stuff's really starting to stink up the joint.
:'''BUBS:''' Yeah, that stuff's really starting to stink up the joint.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Funny thing about that candy{{--}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Funny thing about that candy—
:'''BUBS:''' Another hole?
:'''BUBS:''' Another hole?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' They're like, everywhere!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' They're like, everywhere!
:'''BUBS:''' Here!
:'''BUBS:''' Here!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks, Bubs.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Thanks, Bubs.
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:''Each time thereafter''
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:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Another candy?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Another candy?
:'''BUBS:''' Here ya go!
:'''BUBS:''' Here ya go!
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==== Bubs → Hedge Shears ====
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=== Bubs → Hedge Shears ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Marzipan sent me to pick up her hedge shears.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Marzipan sent me to pick up her hedge shears.
:'''BUBS:''' She did? Well that's just awesome! I've got 'em all fixed up and ready to go!
:'''BUBS:''' She did? Well that's just awesome! I've got 'em all fixed up and ready to go!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, these are pretty sweet!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoah, these are pretty sweet!
:'''BUBS:''' You said it! I've totally rebuilt them with my patented Gyroscopic Ocho-Track Blade Action and passenger side airbag! Guaranteed to shave a shrub smoother than a baby's bottom!
:'''BUBS:''' You said it! I've totally rebuilt them with my patented Gyroscopic Ocho-Track Blade Action and passenger side airbag! Guaranteed to shave a shrub smoother than a baby's bottom!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' These are way too cool for Marzipan... I think I'll give 'em a test drive or ten before I give 'em back to her.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' These are way too cool for Marzipan... I think I'll give 'em a test drive or ten before I give 'em back to her.
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==== Bubs → Snake Boxer ====
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=== Bubs → Total Load ===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Please tell me you've got my Snake Boxer 5 Manual...
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:'''BUBS:''' Snake what now?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''Aaaaaah!''
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:'''BUBS:''' Oh, Snake Boxer 5! Here ya go!
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==== Bubs → Total Load ====
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:'''Before the shipment has arrived'''
:'''Before the shipment has arrived'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Has my order of Total Load Total Body Fitness Energy Enhancement Powder arrived yet?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Has my order of Total Load Total Body Fitness Energy Enhancement Powder arrived yet?
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Has my shipment of Total Load Total Body Fitness Energy Enhancement Powder shown up yet?
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Has my shipment of Total Load Total Body Fitness Energy Enhancement Powder shown up yet?
::'''BUBS:''' Total Load? Nope.
::'''BUBS:''' Total Load? Nope.
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' What? That's so{{--}}
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' What? That's so—
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::'''BUBS:''' Oh, wait, here it is!
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::'''BUBS:''' Oh, what, here it is!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' All right! Total Load, the Total Body Fitness Energy Enhancement Powder used by all my favorite disgraced athletes!
::'''STRONG BAD:''' All right! Total Load, the Total Body Fitness Energy Enhancement Powder used by all my favorite disgraced athletes!
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==== Bubs → Cancel ====
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=== Bubs → Snake Boxer ===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Please tell me you've got my Snake Boxer 5 Manual...
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:'''BUBS:''' Snake what now?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''Aaaaaah!''
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:'''BUBS:''' Oh, Snake Boxer 5! Here ya go!
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=== Bubs → Cancel ===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Gotta run, bye!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Gotta run, bye!
:'''BUBS:''' Come back soon. We're always awesome!
:'''BUBS:''' Come back soon. We're always awesome!
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:'''BUBS:''' So long, people!
:'''BUBS:''' So long, people!
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==== Candy → Bubs ====
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===Tutorial===
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:''First time only''
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====When entering the scene====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' This candy's a rip-off, Bubs! I want a refund!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Bubs! I heard my stupid brother was down here—
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:'''BUBS:''' A refund? You didn't pay anything for it!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' But it's stinking up my inventory!
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:'''BUBS:''' Hi Strong Bad! Here is your laptop computer—
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:'''BUBS:''' Your inventory? What about MY inventory? I've got 300 boxes of that stuff smellin' up my back room!
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:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Bubs, what are you doing? That part comes at the end of the tutorial.  You're supposed to be sad in this part.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Want some ChocoOpps?
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:'''BUBS:''' Get that thing out of my face!
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:'''BUBS:''' I am? Oh yeah, right.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Why do I even bother with rehearsals?
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:'''BUBS:''' ''{flatly}'' Hi Strong Bad. I'm feeling so sad today that I think I am just gonna close up and go home.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' No Bubs, wait! I need The Lappy!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to audience}'' If I want this guy to cooperate, I'd better change his mood! There are usually a variety of ways to change people's moods. You'll figure this out as you go. Generally I find kissing up or breaking their stuff usually gets the desired response. In this case, go ahead and give ol' blue head a compliment to cheer him up.
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====Bubs → Bubs → Devil====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow Bubs, you sure have gotten fat!
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:'''BUBS:''' No I haven't, I'm just smuggling cantaloupes past the border under my shirt!
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====Bubs → Bubs → Angel====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cheer up Bubs, at least you're not on fire!
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:'''BUBS:''' ''{cross}'' That's the best compliment you could come up with?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Just stick to the script!
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:'''BUBS:''' ''{monotone}'' Thanks muscular Strong Bad. I feel much better.
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====Bubs → Lappy (before compliment)====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Bubs, have you seen my Lappy around here?
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:'''BUBS:''' I don't know Strong Bad. Apparently I'm too sad to look around for it. Maybe if I were in a better mood.
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====Bubs → Lappy (after compliment)====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Did my dumpy little brother bring my laptop computer to you?
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:'''BUBS:''' He sure did. He tried to pawn it to get money for some kind of foot replacement surgery, but I know how much pirated software you've got on there, so I kept it for you.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Lucky you did, or both you and Strong Sad would be in for a world of hurtings from me!  The awesome one!  The Strong Bad!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{facetiously}'' All right! I got my Lappy back! So there you go folks, that should be everything you need to know to play this best game ever. Now get out there and have some fun at the expense of others. And don't make me look bad! Er, good— Don't make me look good. I got a bad reputation to uphold.
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:'''BUBS:''' Hey, where's my money? I'm getting paid for this, right?
== Strong Badia ==
== Strong Badia ==
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===Flag===
===Flag===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the Strong Badian Flag... or Old Snakes and Tires and Knives and... Brown. As the colonists used to call it.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the Strong Badian Flag...or Old Snakes and Tires and Knives and..Brown. As the colonists used to call it.
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=== Shovel → Treasure Marker ===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Strong Badia, prepare to cough up your ancient mysteries! ''{digs}'' Whoa dang! Hey, it's one of my cool ideas for Teen Girl Squad! Drawn on an apparently somewhat metallic notecard...
===Sign===
===Sign===
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:''First time only''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{first time only}'' This is the sign that totally notifies all trespassers that they have officially entered Strong Badia: The place where the tropical breezes blow...in theory.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is the sign that totally notifies all trespassers that they have officially entered Strong Badia: The place where the tropical breezes blow...in theory.
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:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' "Strong Badia. Population: Tire." Truer words were never hastily spray-painted.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' "Strong Badia. Population: Tire." Truer words were never hastily spray-painted.
===Treasure Marker===
===Treasure Marker===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's one of my Taranchula Black Metal Detector ball markers, used to keep track of where potential buried treasure is {{--}} buried.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's one of my Taranchula Black Metal Detector ball markers, used to keep track of where potential buried treasure is — buried.
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====Shovel → Treasure Marker====
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Strong Badia, prepare to cough up your ancient mysteries! ''{digs}'' Whoa dang! Hey, it's one of my cool ideas for Teen Girl Squad! Drawn on an apparently somewhat metallic notecard...
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===Tire===
===Tire===
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:''First time only''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{first time only}'' Hail, First Citizen Tire. How fair things in the glorious Republic of Strong Badia?
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hail, First Citizen Tire. How fare things in the glorious Republic of Strong Badia?
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:''{camera slowly zooms in on the tire}''
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:''{Camera slowly zooms in on the tire.}''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Very good. Carry on then.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Very good. Carry on then.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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===Cool Car===
===Cool Car===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is our go to vehicle for pretend high speed chases, pretend road trips, and oh so real make out sessions.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This is our go to vehicle for pretend high speed chases, pretend road trips, and oh so real make out sessions.
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====Shovel → Cool Car====
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===Shovel → Cool Car===
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:''First time only''
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:'''First time'''
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{uses the shovel to pry open the hood}'' ''{grunting}'' Ahh! Hey what's this? Oh, so that's where I left cool idea for Teen Girl Squad note card! Boy are those girls gonna get something'd now.  
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{uses the shovel to pry open the hood}'' ''{grunting}'' Ahh! Hey what's this? Oh, so that's where I left cool idea for Teen Girl Squad note card! Boy are those girls gonna get something'd now.  
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, If I scratch the finish anymore, Bubs will get all cheesed off.
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:'''Subsequent times'''
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::'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, If I scratch the finish anymore, Bubs will get all cheesed off.
== Photo Booth ==
== Photo Booth ==
===Photo Booth Entry===
===Photo Booth Entry===
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''First Time Only''
 
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm. I wonder what's going on behind this curtain...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm. I wonder what's going on behind this curtain...
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{enters the photo booth}'' Whoa, this place is way roomier on the inside, it's like it distorts time and space... ''{walks to the left, revealing that the wall is cut away and open space lies on behind it}'' Oh, hi, space.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{enters the photo booth}'' Woah, this place is way roomier on the inside, it's like it distorts time and space.. ''{walks to the left, revealing that the wall is cut away and open space lies on behind it}'' oh, hi space.
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:{{short hr}}
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' Ah, the old family portrait studio. I remember coming here when I was a young Strong Bad with braces and corrective footwear and by that I am referring to Strong Mad and Strong Sad.
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===Photo Booth Exit===
===Photo Booth Exit===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's enough modeling for today.
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' That's enough modelling for today.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Chatcha' on the flipside, The Cheat!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Chatcha' on the flipside, The Cheat!
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:'''THE CHEAT:''' Merzhe mhr mer zhe megr. Mzhr zhemr merzhsma. Mrhzer zheme rhemerzema. Mrhmeh merh meh zmeh ...
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Merzhe mhr mer zhe megr. Mzhr zhemr merzhsma. Mrhzer zheme rhemerzema. Mrhmeh merh meh zmeh ...
:'''STRONG: BAD:''' Hang on, I'm gonna need some help. The Paper, take a note! ''{The Paper comes down, containing instructions for using the photo booth}''
:'''STRONG: BAD:''' Hang on, I'm gonna need some help. The Paper, take a note! ''{The Paper comes down, containing instructions for using the photo booth}''
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===Any clothing item → Strong Bad===
 
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:''The following lines are spoken only occasionally, but in order, when some item is put on. If an item has a unique line listed below, that line is always spoken the first time the item is put on, and only the first time.''
 
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====Hats====
 
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=====Carabowdit Hair → Strong Bad=====
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' What? Yeah, it's a girl's wig, so what? I got book smarts! I don't need look smarts!
 
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====Shirts====
 
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=====Sports Jacket → Strong Bad=====
 
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll see you in court! Or Wall Street! ...or something.
 
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====Accessories====
 
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====Outfits====
 
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===Box===
===Box===
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I wonder if there's something under{{--}} ''Yes''!
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' I wonder if there's something under— ''Yes''!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So ''that's'' where I left my Data Boys polo shirt! I better stow that in my, um, virtual photo booth wardrobe for safe keeping.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So ''that's'' where I left my Data Boys polo shirt! I better stow that in my, um, virtual photo booth wardrobe for safe keeping.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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==Whale==
==Whale==
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''The whale always says the applicable lines in order.''
 
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:''Only before the Homestar head is received''
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:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Whoo-hooo!
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:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' You can't get ahead until you get a head.
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:{{short hr}}  
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:'''STRONG BAD:''' How zen...whale zen!
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:{{short hr}}
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:''Only before the Homestar head is received''
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:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Sever your head, please. It's the greatest day.
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:{{short hr}}
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:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Welcome to Blubb-O's!  
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Welcome to Blubb-O's!  
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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:''Only after getting the full Homestar costume, but before the first race''
 
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:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Please drive through to the athletic field for your bag of buttkick.
 
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:{{short hr}}
 
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:''Only after the race, but before reading the Total Load spam''
 
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:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' You never call, you never write...
 
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:{{short hr}}
 
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:''Only after reading the confirmation of the Total Load shipment, but before receiving the Total Load''
 
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:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' And now, a promotion...
 
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:'''BUBS:''' Come on down to Bubs Concession Stand, everybodys. We got all that and then some.
 
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:{{short hr}}
 
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:''Only before giving Homestar the onion''
 
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:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' A typical [[Fhqwhgads|Fhqwhgad]] can go for weeks without showering!
 
-
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Fascinating!
 
-
:{{short hr}}
 
-
:''Only before the first race''
 
-
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' We request happy green time!
 
-
:{{short hr}}
 
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' For a new dynamic, please drive through!  
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' For a new dynamic, please drive through!  
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not through with the old one yet!  
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not through with the old one yet!  
:{{short hr}}  
:{{short hr}}  
-
:''Only after the first race''
 
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Would you like monkeys with that?  
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Would you like monkeys with that?  
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No. No I would not.  
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No. No I would not.  
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
-
:''Only after the first race, but before winning the race''
 
-
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' "Nurer" spelled backwards is "rerun."
 
-
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Deep... Deeply stupid.
 
-
:{{short hr}}
 
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Special orders can be upsetting.
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Special orders can be upsetting.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
-
:''Only after the first race, but before attaching the balloons to the heavy lourde''
 
-
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Lighten up, jumpy jumperson.
 
-
:{{short hr}}
 
-
:''Only after the first race, but before putting the Jela-Ton in the pool''
 
-
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Blubb-O Incorporated advocates a balanced diet of Blubb-O's fish products and Fluffy-Puff Jela-Ton(tm) flavored gelatin, made from 100% genuine powdered whale fat.
 
-
:{{short hr}}
 
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Please smile for the Blubb-O's satellite camera!
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Please smile for the Blubb-O's satellite camera!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{seen from high up}'' ''{camera shutter sound}'' What the-?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{seen from high up}'' ''{camera shutter sound}'' What the-?
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Thank you!
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Thank you!
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
-
:''Only after the first race, but before Coach Z disqualifies Pom Pom''
+
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open.
 +
:{{short hr}}
 +
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' I've got your nostrum right here.
 +
:{{short hr}}
 +
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' When the End Times come, we will all dance the Conga of the Apocalypse.
 +
:{{short hr}}
 +
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' If you are dissatisfied with our service, please accept our invitation to bite me.
 +
:{{short hr}}
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' We've eliminated the competition, now it's your turn!
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' We've eliminated the competition, now it's your turn!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yikes!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yikes!
:{{short hr}}  
:{{short hr}}  
-
:''Only after the first race, but before reading the Total Load spam''
 
-
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' We can't come to the whale right now... we're reading our fan mail.
 
-
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The whale gets fan mail? That's my racket!
 
-
:{{short hr}}
 
-
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open.
 
-
:{{short hr}}
 
-
:''Only after the first race, but before Marzipan makes up with Homestar''
 
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Will you be my candy-colored valentine?
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Will you be my candy-colored valentine?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think so.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think so.
:{{short hr}}  
:{{short hr}}  
-
:''Only after the first race, but before Marzipan makes up with Homestar''
 
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Always double-down with a king in the hole.
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Always double-down with a king in the hole.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, thanks for the tip!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, thanks for the tip!
:{{short hr}}  
:{{short hr}}  
-
:''Only in Extended Play''
+
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' "Nurer" spelled backwards is "rerun."
-
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' I've got your nostrum right here.
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Deep... Deeply stupid.
-
:{{short hr}}
+
-
:''Only after the first race''
+
-
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' When the End Times come, we will all dance the Conga of the Apocalypse.
+
-
:{{short hr}}
+
-
:''Only in Extended Play''
+
-
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' If you are dissatisfied with our service, please accept our invitation to bite me.
+
:{{short hr}}  
:{{short hr}}  
-
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Whoo-hooo!
+
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Lighten up, jumpy jumperson.
 +
:{{short hr}}
 +
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' And now, a promotion...
 +
:'''BUBS:''' Come on down to Bubs Concession Stand, everybodys. We got all that and then some.
 +
:{{short hr}}
 +
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Blubb-O Incorpoarted advocates a balanced diet of Blubb-O's fish products and Fluffy-Puff Jela-Ton(tm) flavored gelatin, made from 100% genuine powdered whale fat.
 +
:{{short hr}}
 +
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' You can't get ahead until you get a head.
 +
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How zen...whale zen!
 +
:{{short hr}}
 +
:'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' Sever you head, please. It's the greatest day.
 +
 
 +
(Note: In the WiiWare version, all dialogue from "We've eliminated the competition..." is absent.)
==The Stick==
==The Stick==
Line 364: Line 314:
===Hedge===
===Hedge===
 +
====Hedge====
:'''Before trimming'''
:'''Before trimming'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Jeez, that hedge looks like it has been beat about the face with an ugly stick. Not you The Stick. You're beautiful, man.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Jeez, that hedge looks like it has been beat about the face with an ugly stick. Not you The Stick. You're beautiful, man.
:'''After trimming'''
:'''After trimming'''
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Behold, the Flying V! I'd shred up some squeedlies right now, but my furious fists might catch the hedge on fire.
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Behold, the Flying V! I'd shred up some squeedlies right now, but my furious fists might catch the hedge on fire.
-
::{{short hr}}
 
-
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Now that's a hedge I'd be proud to accompany to the Sadie Hawkins dance!
 
====Hedge Shears → Hedge====
====Hedge Shears → Hedge====
-
::'''STRONG BAD:''' This hedge is the disease... and ''I'm'' the placebo... ''{trims the hedge into the shape of a Gibson Flying V}'' Now that's a hedge I'd be proud to accompany to the Sadie Hawkins dance!
+
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This hedge is the disease... and ''I'm'' the placebo... ''{trims the hedge into the shape of a Gibson Flying V}'' Now that's a hedge I'd be proud to accompany to the Sadie Hawkins dance!
-
:'''After being trimmed'''
+
 
-
::'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah, that'd be cruel...er, than I'm willing to be right now.
+
{{stub}}
 +
{{SBCG4AP}}
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{{SBCG4AP|responses}}
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