Editing Minor Drinks

In the [[Homestar Runner universe]], many '''minor drinks''' periodically appear. 

==General Minor Beverages==
{| class="wikitable"
! style="width:150px;" | Image !! Description !! style="width:135px;" | Appearances

|-id="mocha_chip_meltshake"
| style="text-align:center" | [[File:Attempt-At-Competing-With-National-Coffee-Chain Premium Mocha-Chip Meltshake.PNG|Mocha Chip|150px]]
| Among the items offered by [[Blubb-O's]] is an '''Attempt-At-Competing-With-National-[[Coffee]]-Chains Premium Mocha-Chip Meltshake''', a drink that sports an [[Overdescriptive Nouns|overly descriptive name]].
| [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]

|-id="blue_drink"
| style="text-align:center" | [[File:Blue Drink.PNG|150px|"I'd like you to meet my new friend, Frishy Freshy Dragonman!"]]
| In an attempt to create his own [[imaginary friend]], [[Frishy Freshy Dragonman]], [[Lil' Strong Bad]] drinks a few gallons of '''[[Color flavored|Blue]] Drink'''.
| Email [[imaginary]]

|-id="coach_z_ale"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Coach z ale.png|150px|Differently Lame!]]
| '''Coach Z Ale''' is a brand of ale that is either produced or endorsed by [[Coach Z]]. The black-and-white ad for Coach Z Ale is printed on a scroll and features Coach Z, with a top hat instead of his normal backwards baseball cap, proudly holding a bottle of the Ale, along with two blades of wheat and the product's [[Mottos and Slogans|slogan]], "Differently Lame!"
| Email [[time capsule]]

|-id="coffee_powder"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Coffee Powder.png|150px|"I don't even watch football! I don't even watch football! I can't remember my legs!"]]
| '''[[Coffee]] powder''', while not used to make coffee, is put in [[Strong Sad]]'s orange juice to make him [[Hyperactive Strong Sad|hyperactive]]. Strong Bad describes it as {{wp|Sanka}}, despite Sanka being a decaf coffee brand.
| Email [[caffeine]]

|- id="cup_joe"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:CupAJoe.png|150px|"Man, I should probably get dressed or something. What is it, like three in the afternoon? Looking good, Homestar."]]
| [[Homestar Runner]] drinks a '''warm [[coffee]] beverage''' in his [[Homestar Runner's Sleepwear|sleepwear]] while in [[The Field]].
| Email [[caper]]

|-id="college_drinks"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:College Drinks.png|150px|"I miss my mom."]]
| A cooler labeled "'''[[college]] drinks'''" sits next to the two [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Olda Boys|Olda Boys]] at the beach in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]].
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]

|-id="da_juice"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Da Juice!.png|150px|"This juice box is gonna roast up good and plenty!"]]
| A carton of '''Da {{wp|Juice}}!''' is what [[Homestar Runner]] jams at the end of a stick to roast in a [[fire]] in his costume of [[The Jolly Dumple]]. Since the costume is made out of "flame pro-tardant" [[Polymascotfoamalate]], this results in a sizable explosion.
| Email [[4 branches]]

|-id="diet_brown"
| style="text-align:center" | [[File:dietbrown.png|"All the fizzy with none of the flabby!"|150px]]
| Upon entering [[Tompkins]]'s two pantries, [[What's Her Face]] claims to have drunk "negative one sip" of '''Diet [[Color flavored|Brown]]'''. In [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]], [[Renaldo]] brings a can of it into the [[Smoky Office]], saying it will help him maintain his "girlish figure". [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] takes it and gives it to [[Professor Experimento]] as an ingredient to recreate [[Cutesy Buttons]]'s formula to save the rainforest.
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]

|-id="grapefruit_juice"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Grapefruit Juice.PNG|150px|"And there'd be a hole where you could pour like, motor oil, or grapefruit juice, or whatever kinda junk you wanna put in there."]]
| [[Strong Bad]] notes that his [[Action Figure Character Variations|action figure]]'s head can be removed, and motor oil or '''grapefruit juice''' can be poured in.
| Email [[action figure]]

|-id="greg_fuel"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Greg Fuel.png|100px|"...but that thing makes me wanna barf up my earlier energy drink into the one I'm currently drinking."]]
| [[Sci-Fi Greg]] drinks an energy drink called '''Greg Fuel'''. He apparently drinks them a lot.
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15]]

|- id="highball"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Highball glass.png|150px|"Highball!"]]
| [[Homestar  Runner]] holds a '''{{wp|highball}}''' (served in a {{w|Old fashioned glass|lowball glass}}) while listening to [[Radio Stations and Shows#The AM Morning "CRUDE" Crew|The AM Morning "CRUDE" Crew]] on the [[Clock Radio]]. He proceeds to throw his glass at the radio after becoming annoyed with the show.
| Email [[radio]]

|- id="hot_choco" 
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Hot Choco.png|150px|"Hope it's not too... late!"]]
| [[Strong Bad]] serves '''Hot Choco!''' to the other characters to fulfill the conditions of his parole. It appears to be a brand of hot chocolate with marshmallows.
| [[A Death Defying Decemberween]]

|- id="kerrek_brau" 
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Kerrek Brau Cap.png|150px|"Made with 100% Kerrek Browsweat"]]
| '''Kerrek Brau''' is a purportedly "[[wikipedia:Non-alcoholic_drink|non]]-[[Cold One]]saholic" brewed beverage, seemingly made for the [[Kerrek]] and allegedly containing sweat from its brow.  The label advertises 4.5% taste.
| {{Decemberweenvent Calendar|19}}

|-id="l'chaim_kosher_tea"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Kosher Tea.png|100px|Kosherific!]]
| '''L'Chaim brand Kosher Tea''' is what [[Marzipan]] drinks at [[Strong Bad]]'s emergency marketing meeting.  "{{w|Haim#L'Chaim toast|L'Chaim}}" is a traditional Hebrew {{w|Toast (honor)|toast}} meaning "to life". The name is also a play on words, as L''''chai'''m contains the word "{{w|Masala chai|chai}}", which is a popular kind of tea. Since it is {{wp|Kosher}}, it must meet strict regulations imposed by the Jewish religion.
| Email [[looking old]]

|-id="malinko_drinko"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Malinko_drinko.png|150px|"Drinko some Malinko!"]]
| After being sued by [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Cheat]] with water balloons for SB<sub>2</sub>O, [[Homestar Runner]] starts selling '''Malinko Drinko'''. It supposedly tastes like Malinko, the sender of the email which inspired this, and is "crystal clear like domestic beer".
| Email [[rough copy]]

|-id="soy_latte"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Soy_Latte.png|150px|Carob sprinkles, y'all!]]
| A '''medium soy [[Coffee|latte]] with {{wp|carob}} sprinkles''' is what the members of [[Limozeen]] once drank while practicing.
| [[Limozeen Live (practice)|Limozeen Live]]

|-id="meltshake"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Meltshake.png|83px|Melt Shake]]
| [[Homestar Runner]] says he left a jumbo/LARGE '''[[Melt Shake]]''' in the [[Gremlin]] "a week or month ago". By the time [[Strong Bad]] discovers it under the passenger seat, it has almost eaten through the cup. In a [[Quote of the Week]], the Melt Shake was used as the "[[Quote of the Week Character Heads|face]]" of the singers who sing "Jammin' Tunes".
| Email [[road trip]], Email [[hygiene]], [[Blubb-O's Commercial]] (mentioned)

|- id="mmmilk"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Mmmilk.png|100px|"What am I gonna have to eat today?"]]
| '''mmmilk''' is a brand of milk seen in the [[Strong Bad]] pop-up book, being one of the items seen in the refrigerator.
| Email [[pop-up]]

|-id="oj"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:OJ.png|"An MS Paint drawing of a Brontosaurus having breakfast."]]
| A glass of '''OJ''' is seen in the [[MS Paint]] drawing by [[Strong Mad]].
| Email [[lunch special]]

|-id="piemonade"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:p-nade.png|150px|"Or as we call it around the office, P-Nade."]]
| '''[[Piemonade]]''' is composed of a slice of [[pie]] stuck in a glass of {{wp|lemonade}} with lots of ice cubes in it. Around [[The Office]], it is known as ''p-nade''. It may be related to [[Melonade]].
| Email [[other days]]

|- id="pop"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Pop!.png|100px|Just a soda. A soda pop.]]
| '''Pop!''' is a brand of soda seen in the [[Strong Bad]] pop-up book, being one of the items seen in the refrigerator.
| Email [[pop-up]]

|- id="Puke Drops"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:PukeDrops.png|130px|"That'll really knock 'em dead!"]]
| '''[[Puking|Puke]] Drops''' are a type of poison that [[The Cheat]] added to Madame Bodewell's water cup. The bottle resembles [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items#tortan|Tortan]] from [[Stinkoman 20X6]].
| Email [[pet show]]

|-id="reesy_cup"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Reesy Cup.png|150px|"...and a Reesy Cup Milkshake."]]
| [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] gets a '''Reesy Cup''' milkshake while swinging by Cool Weapons Surplus for a new [[nunchuck gun]]. It apparently contains {{wp|Reese's Peanut Butter Cups}}.
| Email [[dangeresque 3]]

|--id="santamans_chimney"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:SantamansChimney.png|150px|"It's the new Punkin Spice!"]]
| The '''Santaman's Chimney''' is supposedly a cocktail of [[Hot Jones]], a shot of the [[Cold One|Hard Ones]] of your choosing, and a dash of {{wp|liquid smoke}}. "Warm Jenkins" can be substituted for Hot Jones (and eggnog can be substituted for Warm Jenkins). It can be topped with whipped cream and crushed candy canes "to get all lame and foodie on it". In actuality, it's implied to be Hot Jones that [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] and [[Firebert]] recovered from the wreckage of a Hot Jones tanker truck. It tastes of burnt gasoline.
| [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]]

|-id="sb20"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:SB20.png|150px|Step right up to get your SB20!]]
| '''SB<sub>2</sub>O''' is a water brand sold by [[Homestar Runner]] in the email [[rough copy]]. According to [[Strong Bad]], it's Strong Bad-flavored water. Homestar sold it at [[The Field]], where he claimed that it is "bottled at the source" and "pure as a mountain [[goat]]". The name is a play on {{w|Water (molecule)|H<sub>2</sub>O}}. SB<sub>2</sub>O would actually be a polyatomic ion composed of Sulfur, Boron, and Oxygen.  Strong Bad and [[The Cheat]] sued Homestar for trademark infringement by throwing water balloons at him.
| Email [[rough copy]]

|-id="serum"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Serum.png|150px|"I won't watch you die, Dangeresque!"]]
| In [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, Too?]], [[Perducci]] intercepts a '''serum''' at the border. [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] and [[Dangeresque Too]] set out in search of it to prevent [[Cutesy Buttons]] from being kidnapped. It appears to actually be a cup of iced tea with mint floating on the surface. It may alternatively be a {{wp|mint julep}}.
| Email [[dangeresque 3]]

|- id="armpit_latte"
|style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Halloween Latte.png|150px|"Oh my sweet Jennifer, there's no coming back from this one."]]
| The '''[[Strong Mad]] Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte''' appears to be a [[coffee]] drink, in a disposable cup that is dripping with coffee. It is made by the same people as [[Hot Jones]] and Hot Pooey.
| [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]], [[Halloween Hide & Seek]]

|- id="sucks_beach"
|style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Sucksonthebeach.png|150px|The bartender kept calling it a "Sucks On The Beach"]]
| A '''Sucks on the Beach''' is a scalding hot cup of black [[coffee]] with beach sand on the rim. It is [[Strong Sad]]'s favorite tropical beverage, which he enjoyed  during his vacation to [[Beaches|Depressio Beach]].
| [[Somber Vacation]]

|-id="super_mud"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Super mud.png|150px|"Marzipan's gotta face fulla super mud and I'm feelin' fine."]]
| '''[[Super Mud]]''' is a product of "fine, fine, fine ground" that [[Strong Bad]] switches with [[Homestar Runner]]'s gourmet [[coffee]], causing him to spit it at [[Marzipan]]'s face. After Strong Bad witnessed this occurrence on his [[Strong Bad's Security Monitor|new secret security camera monitor]], he was heartily amused.
| Email [[date]]

|-id="suudsu"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Suudsu.PNG|150px|Oh my, Suudsu!]]
| '''[[Suudsu]]''' (pronounced SUD-zoo) is a [[concoction]] consisting of skim milk and gummy bears. It is [[The Cheat]]'s favorite bedtime snack, and is one of the things he needs to fall asleep at night. [[Strong Bad]] has also taken to it, describing it as "pure genius" and "G-E-W-D, gewd".
| Email [[bedtime story]]

|-id="root_beer"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Tall glass of frosty root beer.PNG|150px|"Last one in's a freemason!"]]
| When [[Strong Bad]] went to the [[Storybook World|Storybook universe]], [[Tiny-Handed Strong Bad]] attempted to dig to {{wp|China}} with his ears, while our modern-day hero "maxed and relaxed". Tiny-Handed Strong Bad "struck it rich" when he found a '''giant mug of frosty {{wp|root beer}}'''. [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] appeared and, calling it a "{{w|Sarsaparilla (soft drink)|sarsparilla}} swimming hole", jumped into it.
| Email [[alternate universe]]

|- id="four_cool_drinks"
|style="text-align:center" | [[File:Four Drinks for Four Cool Guys.PNG|For four cool guys|150px]]
| [[Homestar Runner]] delivers [[Strong Bad]] some drinks: '''[[Color flavored|two reds, a blue, and an orange]]'''; sold by [[Bubs]]. These drinks are then enjoyed by Strong Bad, [[Strong Mad]], Bubs, and [[The Cheat]] (respectively by color) at [[The Stick]].
| [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]

|-id="wine_coola"
| style="text-align:center" | [[Image:Wine Coola.png|50px|"Hey, man. We need you to put these wine coolers down your pants... er, down your headband."]]
| '''Wine Coola''' is an [[alcohol]]ic beverage that a [[Blue Laser Minion]] asked [[Fightgar]] to put down his [[headband]].
| [[Commandos in the Classroom]]

|}

==Unseen Beverages==

{| class="wikitable"
! Description !! Mentioned

|-id="fresh_juice"
| '''"Fresh juice"''' is listed on the "Death Metal Worksheet".
| Email [[death metal]]

|-id="frozen_margaracheatas"
| '''Frozen margaracheatas''' are a drink, referenced by [[Strong Bad]], that [[The Cheat]]'s [[hot mom]] supposedly gives out.
| [[Fan Costumes '06]]

|-id="juice box"
| A '''juice box''' was requested by [[So and So]] to avoid dying of starvation while falling in the [[Fighting Growlbacks]] [[Bottomless Pits|Bottomless Spirit Pit]].
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]

|}

==See Also==
*[[Breakfast Cereals from Specially Marked]]
*[[Items#Food/Drinks|Foods]]
*[[The King of Town's Food]]
*[[Decemberween Food]]
*[[Minor Foods]]

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