Occupations
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* News anchor ([[Main Page 11]]) | * News anchor ([[Main Page 11]]) | ||
* Host of [[The Show]] ([[the show]], [[Main Page 19]], [[4 branches]]) | * Host of [[The Show]] ([[the show]], [[Main Page 19]], [[4 branches]]) | ||
| - | * Athlete | + | * Athlete ''(may be amateur)'' ([[montage]], [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]) |
* Teacher ([[The King of Town DVD]], [[A Jorb Well Done]]) | * Teacher ([[The King of Town DVD]], [[A Jorb Well Done]]) | ||
| - | * | + | * Bunmaker ([[disconnected]]) |
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|[[Pom Pom]] | |[[Pom Pom]] | ||
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| - | *Athlete | + | *Athlete ''(may be amateur)'' ([[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]]) |
| - | *Filmmaker | + | *Filmmaker ([[pom pom]], [[technology]]) |
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|[[Strong Bad]] | |[[Strong Bad]] | ||
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* News meteorologist ([[Main Page 11]]) | * News meteorologist ([[Main Page 11]]) | ||
* Investigative reporter ([[interview]]) | * Investigative reporter ([[interview]]) | ||
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* Former [[Tragic Clown Dog]] mascot ([[part-time job]]) | * Former [[Tragic Clown Dog]] mascot ([[part-time job]]) | ||
* Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]) | * Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]) | ||
| + | * Lifeguard ([[keep cool]]) | ||
| + | * Indie comics author ([[comic]]) | ||
| + | * Voice actor for local events ([[monster truck]]) | ||
| + | * Former newspaper delivery-boy ([[the chair]]) | ||
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|[[The Cheat]] | |[[The Cheat]] | ||
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* Office worker (internal tech support?) ([[Biz Cas Fri 3]]) | * Office worker (internal tech support?) ([[Biz Cas Fri 3]]) | ||
* Domestic servant ([[lackey]]) | * Domestic servant ([[lackey]]) | ||
| - | * Flash animator | + | * Flash animator ''(may be amateur)'' ([[Powered By The Cheat]]) |
* Assistant thief ([[caper]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]) | * Assistant thief ([[caper]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]) | ||
| - | * Drummer | + | * Drummer ([[Cool Things]]) |
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|[[Marzipan]] | |[[Marzipan]] | ||
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* Kindergarten [[Portmanteaus|Montesodium]] teacher ([[coloring]]) | * Kindergarten [[Portmanteaus|Montesodium]] teacher ([[coloring]]) | ||
| - | * Guitarist/singer | + | * Guitarist/singer ([[Weclome Back]], [[Cool Things]]) |
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|[[Strong Mad]] | |[[Strong Mad]] | ||
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| - | * Bassist | + | * Bassist ([[Cool Things]]) |
* Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]) | * Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]) | ||
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|[[Strong Sad]] | |[[Strong Sad]] | ||
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| - | * Experimental film director | + | * Experimental film director ([[Experimental Film]]) |
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|[[Coach Z]] | |[[Coach Z]] | ||
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* Coach ([[autobiography]], [[A Jorb Well Done]]) | * Coach ([[autobiography]], [[A Jorb Well Done]]) | ||
* Referee ([[montage]]) | * Referee ([[montage]]) | ||
| - | * Rapper | + | * Rapper ''(may be amateur)'' ([[rampage]], [[Hip Hop Dance]]) |
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|[[Bubs]] | |[[Bubs]] | ||
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|[[The King of Town]] | |[[The King of Town]] | ||
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| - | *King | + | *King |
| - | *Food marketer | + | *Food marketer |
*Host of a quite popular cartoon show ([[senior prom]]) | *Host of a quite popular cartoon show ([[senior prom]]) | ||
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|[[Homsar]] | |[[Homsar]] | ||
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| - | *7- | + | *7-inches salesman ([[Weclome Back]]) |
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|[[Marshie]] | |[[Marshie]] | ||
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*Vaudevillian ([[alternate universe]]) | *Vaudevillian ([[alternate universe]]) | ||
| - | *Ghost hunter ([[That | + | *Ghost hunter ([[That a Ghost]]) |
*Radio drama narrator ([[radio]]) | *Radio drama narrator ([[radio]]) | ||
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|[[Senor Cardgage]] | |[[Senor Cardgage]] | ||
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| - | * Mortgage broker | + | * Mortgage broker |
| - | * Used car salesman | + | * Used car salesman |
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|[[Vector Strong Bad]] | |[[Vector Strong Bad]] | ||
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| - | *Training simulator for [[Stinkoman]] | + | *Training simulator for [[Stinkoman]] ([[alternate universe]]) |
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|[[The Poopsmith]], [[The Bishop]], [[The Blacksmith]], [[The Hornblower]], [[The Knight]], [[The Little Chef Guy]] | |[[The Poopsmith]], [[The Bishop]], [[The Blacksmith]], [[The Hornblower]], [[The Knight]], [[The Little Chef Guy]] | ||
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*Musicians in a [[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band|marching band]] or a [[senior prom|general business band]] | *Musicians in a [[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band|marching band]] or a [[senior prom|general business band]] | ||
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[[Category:Activity running gags]] | [[Category:Activity running gags]] | ||
Revision as of 15:24, 10 February 2007
The occupations of many Free Country USA inhabitants are unclear. Some have no confirmed jobs, while others appear to hold several full-time jobs concurrently.
