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* News anchor ([[Main Page 11]])
* News anchor ([[Main Page 11]])
* Host of [[The Show]] ([[the show]], [[Main Page 19]], [[4 branches]])
* Host of [[The Show]] ([[the show]], [[Main Page 19]], [[4 branches]])
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* Athlete<ref name="am">May be amateur.</ref> ([[montage]], [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]])
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* Athlete ''(may be amateur)'' ([[montage]], [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]])
* Teacher ([[The King of Town DVD]], [[A Jorb Well Done]])
* Teacher ([[The King of Town DVD]], [[A Jorb Well Done]])
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* Kindergarten student ([[coloring]])
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* Bunmaker ([[disconnected]])
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* Bun maker<ref>Imagined in this job by Strong Bad.</ref> ([[disconnected]])
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|[[Pom Pom]]
|[[Pom Pom]]
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*Athlete<ref name="am"/> ([[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]])
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*Athlete ''(may be amateur)'' ([[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]])
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*Filmmaker<ref name="am"/> ([[pom pom]], [[technology]])
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*Filmmaker ([[pom pom]], [[technology]])
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|[[Strong Bad]]
|[[Strong Bad]]
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* News meteorologist ([[Main Page 11]])
* News meteorologist ([[Main Page 11]])
* Investigative reporter ([[interview]])
* Investigative reporter ([[interview]])
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* Lifeguard<ref name="once"/> ([[keep cool]])
 
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* Indie comics author<ref name="am"/> ([[comic]])
 
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* Voice actor for local events<ref name="once">Only seen once, and likely not regular.</ref> ([[monster truck]])
 
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* Former newspaper delivery-boy ([[the chair]])
 
* Former [[Tragic Clown Dog]] mascot ([[part-time job]])
* Former [[Tragic Clown Dog]] mascot ([[part-time job]])
* Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]])
* Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]])
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* Lifeguard ([[keep cool]])
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* Indie comics author ([[comic]])
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* Voice actor for local events ([[monster truck]])
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* Former newspaper delivery-boy ([[the chair]])
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|[[The Cheat]]
|[[The Cheat]]
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* Office worker (internal tech support?) ([[Biz Cas Fri 3]])
* Office worker (internal tech support?) ([[Biz Cas Fri 3]])
* Domestic servant ([[lackey]])
* Domestic servant ([[lackey]])
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* Flash animator<ref name="am"/> ([[Powered By The Cheat]])
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* Flash animator ''(may be amateur)'' ([[Powered By The Cheat]])
* Assistant thief ([[caper]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
* Assistant thief ([[caper]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
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* Drummer<ref name="am"/> ([[Cool Things]])
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* Drummer ([[Cool Things]])
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|[[Marzipan]]
|[[Marzipan]]
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* Kindergarten [[Portmanteaus|Montesodium]] teacher ([[coloring]])
* Kindergarten [[Portmanteaus|Montesodium]] teacher ([[coloring]])
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* Guitarist/singer<ref name="am"/> ([[Weclome Back]], [[Cool Things]])
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* Guitarist/singer ([[Weclome Back]], [[Cool Things]])
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|[[Strong Mad]]
|[[Strong Mad]]
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* Bassist<ref name="am"/> ([[Cool Things]])
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* Bassist ([[Cool Things]])
* Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]])
* Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]])
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|[[Strong Sad]]
|[[Strong Sad]]
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* Experimental film director<ref name="am"/><ref name="once"/> ([[Experimental Film]])
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* Experimental film director ([[Experimental Film]])
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|[[Coach Z]]
|[[Coach Z]]
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* Coach ([[autobiography]], [[A Jorb Well Done]])
* Coach ([[autobiography]], [[A Jorb Well Done]])
* Referee ([[montage]])
* Referee ([[montage]])
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* Rapper<ref name="am"/> ([[rampage]], [[Hip Hop Dance]])
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* Rapper ''(may be amateur)'' ([[rampage]], [[Hip Hop Dance]])
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|[[Bubs]]
|[[Bubs]]
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|[[The King of Town]]
|[[The King of Town]]
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*King<ref name="am"/>
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*King
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*Food marketer ([[for kids]], [[the bet]])
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*Food marketer
*Host of a quite popular cartoon show ([[senior prom]])
*Host of a quite popular cartoon show ([[senior prom]])
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|[[Homsar]]
|[[Homsar]]
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*7-inch record salesman<ref name="am"/> ([[Weclome Back]])
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*7-inches salesman ([[Weclome Back]])
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|[[Marshie]]
|[[Marshie]]
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*Vaudevillian ([[alternate universe]])
*Vaudevillian ([[alternate universe]])
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*Ghost hunter ([[That A Ghost]])
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*Ghost hunter ([[That a Ghost]])
*Radio drama narrator ([[radio]])
*Radio drama narrator ([[radio]])
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|[[Senor Cardgage]]
|[[Senor Cardgage]]
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* Mortgage broker ([[Senor Mortgage]])
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* Mortgage broker
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* Used car salesman ([[Senorial Day]])
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* Used car salesman
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|[[Vector Strong Bad]]
|[[Vector Strong Bad]]
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*Training simulator for [[Stinkoman]]<ref name="am"/> ([[alternate universe]])
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*Training simulator for [[Stinkoman]] ([[alternate universe]])
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|[[The Poopsmith]], [[The Bishop]], [[The Blacksmith]], [[The Hornblower]], [[The Knight]], [[The Little Chef Guy]]
|[[The Poopsmith]], [[The Bishop]], [[The Blacksmith]], [[The Hornblower]], [[The Knight]], [[The Little Chef Guy]]
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*Musicians in a [[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band|marching band]] or a [[senior prom|general business band]]
*Musicians in a [[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band|marching band]] or a [[senior prom|general business band]]
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==Notes==
 
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<references/>
 
[[Category:Activity running gags]]
[[Category:Activity running gags]]

Revision as of 15:24, 10 February 2007

The occupations of many Free Country USA inhabitants are unclear. Some have no confirmed jobs, while others appear to hold several full-time jobs concurrently.

Known occupations

Character Jobs
Homestar
Pom Pom
Strong Bad
The Cheat
Marzipan
Strong Mad
Strong Sad
Coach Z
Bubs
The King of Town
  • King
  • Food marketer
  • Host of a quite popular cartoon show (senior prom)
Homsar
Marshie
Old-Timey Strong Bad
Senor Cardgage
  • Mortgage broker
  • Used car salesman
Vector Strong Bad
The Poopsmith, The Bishop, The Blacksmith, The Hornblower, The Knight, The Little Chef Guy
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