Sammich

STRONG BAD: Welcome back to another {logo appears} Skills of an Artist. Today, I'm gonna teach you guys how to draw, a sammich! {logo disappears} I make drawing fun! We start out with a squish-tangle.

{Strong Bad begins drawing three sides of a parallelogram.}

STRONG BAD: {with each side} Pwah, pwah, pwah. {tracing over the first line} First we do the tangles, and then we give it a squish.

{Strong Bad closes the shape by drawing a bulging curve on the top, creating a shape like a slice of bread.}

STRONG BAD: Vrrroop. Kinda looks like a chef hat, moving rapidly this way. Prreeow!

{Strong Bad draws a depth line on the right side of the bread.}

STRONG BAD: And now to give it some depth, {drawing a rectangle below the bottom} we add four shortened pizzangs!

{He closes the shape with a diagonal line, creating a three-dimensional slice of bread.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, look at that! {shading the crust} That piece of bread is jumping right off the page! {tracing over the top of the slice} Vwah!

{Strong Bad speckles the top of the slice with dots.}

STRONG BAD: And now, we add some dotties, that are like the air bubbles. From the leavening process. Y'know what I'm saying?

{Strong Bad begins to draw a wavy line below the bread that resembles lettuce.}

STRONG BAD: Now for the toppings. First we do some lettuce. Kinda looks like the bread's being electrocuted. Bzzzzzzh! And now we'll put on the meats.

{Strong Bad draws curves sticking out from the bottom of the lettuce surrounding the bread.}

STRONG BAD: We've got some salami, some pastrami, and some season-four-tulami. Look at that. Spilling all out on the sides. And now for the main course, which is, a severed pig's head.

{Strong Bad draws large curves below the meat, resembling the shape of a pig's head with a snout and an ear.}

STRONG BAD: Here it comes. {drawing the mouth and adding nostrils to the the snout} Ah, oinkers! {adding the eyes with X's in them} It had to be done! {adding a tongue sticking out} To make forth my sammich! And um, you know, I like to reattach the tail.

{Strong Bad draws a squiggly line coming out the back of the pig's head.}

STRONG BAD: To the head. For dramatic effect. Okay, so this is not very centered on the page.

{Strong bad draws a shaded curve on the bottom of the pig's head.}

STRONG BAD: Put the bottom slice of bread. And up here, it's gotta be me!

{Strong Bad draws a large circle above the sammich, and sloppily adds his mask onto it.}

STRONG BAD:' O'bm know, somebody gotta eat this sammich. {Mumbles a couple times.} Look at that hideous maw!

{Strong Bad has drawn himself with a massive open mouth and a row of teeth. He adds two circles on the sides of the pig's head for his boxing gloves, and shades the interior of the mouth.}

STRONG BAD: Ready to chew down on some tender jowls. And that's how you draw a ham sammich.

{Strong Bad writes the words "THAT'S IT!!"}

STRONG BAD: So, that's it! See you next time for more Skills of an Artist!

Fun Facts

Trivia

The Tweet text reads "No sbemail yet. But maybe an art lesson will tide you guys over!"
The YouTube description reads "The master of the foreshortened pizzang draws a ham sammy. Mmmm...seasoned fortulami."

Inside References

The word "sammich" was used in Weclome Back and The Baloneyman; specifically, in reference to the Baloney Sammich Truck.
The main course is a severed pig's head.

External Links

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 ==Transcript==
-{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse"
+''{Video opens with Strong Bad's boxing glove holding an uncapped marker.}''
-|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
-! Actions !! Dialogue
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Welcome back to another ''{logo appears}'' Skills of an Artist. Today, I'm gonna teach you guys how to draw, a sammich! ''{logo disappears}'' I make drawing fun! We start out with a squish-tangle.
-|-
-|width=50%|Strong Bad's boxing glove holds a marker in front of a whiteboard that has been lined so as to look like notebook paper, and the music from the [[Trogdor]]-drawing scene in [[dragon]] plays throughout the video. As he says the title, it appears on the screen, with "Skills" in yellow, "Artist" in horizontal rainbow, and "of an" slowly fading in.
+''{Strong Bad begins drawing three sides of a parallelogram.}''
-|width=50%|Welcome back to another "Skills of an Artist"! Today, I'm gonna teach you guys how to draw... a sammich! ''{quickly}'' I make drawing fun!
-|-
+'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{with each side}'' Pwah, pwah, pwah. ''{tracing over the first line}'' First we do the tangles, and then we give it a squish.
-|He draws three sides of a rough parallelogram, omitting the top. He darkens his first line.
-|''{making sound effects as he draws}'' We start out with... a squishtangle. First we do the tangles...
+''{Strong Bad closes the shape by drawing a bulging curve on the top, creating a shape like a slice of bread.}''
-|-
-|He draws a curve closing off the top of the shape, making it look like a piece of sliced bread.
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Vrrroop. Kinda looks like a chef hat, moving rapidly this way. Prreeow!
-|''{making sound effects as he draws}'' ...and then we give it the squish. Kinda looks like a chef's hat... moving rapidly this way... ''{moves his glove back and forth}'' Preeow!
-|-
+''{Strong Bad draws a depth line on the right side of the bread.}''
-|He draws lines to make up the sides of the bread, giving it more depth.
-|And now, to give it some depth, we add four shortened pizzangs.
+'''STRONG BAD:''' And now to give it some depth, ''{drawing a rectangle below the bottom}'' we add four shortened pizzangs!
-|-
-|He adds hatching lines across the sides of the bread.
+''{He closes the shape with a diagonal line, creating a three-dimensional slice of bread.}''
-|Aw, look at that. That piece of bread is jumpin' right off the page!
-|-
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, look at that! ''{shading the crust}'' That piece of bread is jumping right off the page! ''{tracing over the top of the slice}'' Vwah!
-|He thickens his lines.
-|''{sound effect}''
+''{Strong Bad speckles the top of the slice with dots.}''
-|-
-|He adds several dots to the top of the bread.
+'''STRONG BAD:''' And now, we add some dotties, that are like the air bubbles. From the leavening process. Y'know what I'm saying?
-|And now, we add some dotties that are like the air bubbles from the leavening process... y'know what I'm sayin'?
-|-
+''{Strong Bad begins to draw a wavy line below the bread that resembles lettuce.}''
-|He starts adding a spiky shape around the bread, resembling lettuce.
-|Now for the toppings. First we do some lettuce... kinda looks like the bread is being electrocuted... ''{makes buzzing electrical noise}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Now for the toppings. First we do some lettuce. Kinda looks like the bread's being electrocuted. Bzzzzzzh! And now we'll put on the meats.
-|-
-|He draws some loops around the edges of the bread.
+''{Strong Bad draws curves sticking out from the bottom of the lettuce surrounding the bread.}''
-|And now we'll put on the meats. We got some salami... some pastrami... and some seasoned fortulami... ''{gestures to the meats}'' Look at that. Spillin' all out on the sides...
-|-
+'''STRONG BAD:''' We've got some salami, some pastrami, and some season-four-tulami. Look at that. Spilling all out on the sides. And now for the main course, which is, a severed pig's head.
-|He draws the outline of a very large pig's head below everything else. He draws a smile, crosses out the pig's eyes, and draws its tongue sticking out.
-|And now for the main course, which is a severed pig's head. Here it comes. Oh, Oinkers! It had to be done... to make forth my sammich.
+''{Strong Bad draws large curves below the meat, resembling the shape of a pig's head with a snout and an ear.}''
-|-
-|He draws a curly pig tail connected to the back of its head.
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Here it comes. ''{drawing the mouth and adding nostrils to the the snout}'' Ah, oinkers! ''{adding the eyes with X's in them}'' It had to be done! ''{adding a tongue sticking out}'' To make forth my sammich! And um, you know, I like to reattach the tail.
-|And uh, you know. I like to reattach the tail... to the head. For dramatic effect. Okay, so, this is not very centered on the page...
-|-
+''{Strong Bad draws a squiggly line coming out the back of the pig's head.}''
-|He draws a quick bread slice beneath the head.
-|Put the bottom slice of bread...
+'''STRONG BAD:''' To the head. For dramatic effect. Okay, so this is not very centered on the page.
-|-
-|He draws a large oval just above the sammich, and starts crudely drawing his face in it.
+''{Strong bad draws a shaded curve on the bottom of the pig's head.}''
-|''{gestures above the sandwich}'' And up here, it's gonna be me! I'unno. Somebody gotta eat this sammich. ''{making sound effects as he draws}''
-|-
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Put the bottom slice of bread. And up here, it's gotta be me!
-|He adds a disproportionately large open mouth with teeth. He draws round boxing gloves around the sammich and fills in the mouth.
-|Look at that hideous maw! Ready to chew down on some tender jowls. And that's how you draw a ham sammich.
+''{Strong Bad draws a large circle above the sammich, and sloppily adds his mask onto it.}''
-|-
-|He writes "THAT'S IT!!" next to his drawing.
+''STRONG BAD:''' O'bm know, somebody gotta eat this sammich. ''{Mumbles a couple times.}'' Look at that hideous maw!
-|So... that's it! See you next time for more "Skills of an Artist"!
-|}
+''{Strong Bad has drawn himself with a massive open mouth and a row of teeth. He adds two circles on the sides of the pig's head for his boxing gloves, and shades the interior of the mouth.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Ready to chew down on some tender jowls. And that's how you draw a ham sammich.
+''{Strong Bad writes the words "THAT'S IT!!"}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' So, that's it! See you next time for more Skills of an Artist!
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