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{{subtitles|50 emails}}
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   <line start="15" end="69" speaker="strongbad">Oh, girl, I want to email you so nice.</line>
   <line start="71" end="148" speaker="strongbad">All right, everybody. In honor of this, my 50th email, I've decided to answer 50 of your emails!</line>
   <line start="149" end="160" speaker="strongbad">Ready? Go!</line>
   <line start="165" end="235" speaker="strongbad">Number one. "Dear strong bad, Can you please write a book about come-back jokes! Mike, Canada"</line>
   <line start="239" end="290" speaker="strongbad">More like, you write a book about come-back jokes, NERD!</line>
   <line start="302" end="386" speaker="strongbad">Number two. "Dear Stong Bad, what are some cool ways to spell different words? example, fat = phat, matt"</line>
   <line start="387" end="442" speaker="strongbad">Oh, you mean like strong = stong? You seem to like that one.</line>
   <line start="446" end="481" speaker="strongbad">Or how about this? matt = MATT!!</line>
   <line start="482" end="491" speaker="sfx">buzzer</line>
   <line start="492" end="542" speaker="strongbad">Number three. "Strong Bad, What is your favorite leg? Jess and Tiff"</line>
   <line start="544" end="625" speaker="strongbad">Well, I like all kinds of legs. You know, like the Great Leg... the Leg of Hope... Tape-Leg?</line>
   <line start="630" end="640" speaker="sfx">phone rings</line>
   <line start="641" end="664" speaker="strongbad">Oh, man! I was on a roll! Don't nobody go nowheres, I'll be right back.</line>
   <line start="665" end="677"><strongbad>Oh, man! I was on a roll! Don't nobody go nowheres, I'll be right back.</strongbad><sfx>phone rings</sfx></line>
   <line start="678" end="708" speaker="strongbad">Oh, man! I was on a roll! Don't nobody go nowheres, I'll be right back.</line>
   <line start="709" end="719" speaker="sfx">phone rings</line>
   <line start="734" end="738" speaker="sfx">phone rings</line>
   <line start="739" end="770" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hello? Yeah, this is me.</line>
   <line start="771" end="786" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Strong Bad!</line>
   <line start="787" end="805" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I dunno, what kind of savings?</line>
   <line start="806" end="839" speaker="homestar">Hey Strong Bad, I brought back your fondue pot.</line>
   <line start="852" end="860" speaker="homestar">Strong Bad?</line>
   <line start="889" end="923" speaker="homestar">Whoa. That TV has words on it.</line>
   <line start="936" end="983" speaker="homestar">"Strong Bad, What is your favorite leg? Jess and Tiff"</line>
   <line start="987" end="1070" speaker="homestar">Um, hey Crapface! Why dontcha blow it out your ear. Your buddy, Strong Bad.</line>
   <line start="1086" end="1151" speaker="homestar">Oh, another one! "Dear Strong Bad, How do you type with gloves on your hands?"</line>
   <line start="1154" end="1205" speaker="homestar">Oh, even I know what to do with this one. BALEETED!</line>
   <line start="1210" end="1259" speaker="homestar">Wha—? Oh. Umm... DELTEATED!</line>
   <line start="1262" end="1298" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">No? Uhh... Del Taco?</line>
   <line start="1299" end="1335" speaker="strongbad">No, they're more like elephant feet. Yeah.</line>
   <line start="1345" end="1367" speaker="strongbad">So what do you think, like, 50 bucks?</line>
   <line start="1377" end="1433" speaker="strongbad">Sounds good. I'll leave the key under the at-may.</line>   <line start="1435" end="1470" speaker="homestar">What is that stupid word?</line>
   <line start="1471" end="1475" speaker="sfx">error sound</line>
   <line start="1476" end="1484">
      <sfx>error sound</sfx>
      <homestar>Uh-oh.</homestar></line>
   <line start="1495" end="1529" speaker="homestar">This does not look good for Homestar Runner.</line>
   <line start="1535" end="1553" speaker="strongbad">Okay. Bye!</line>
   <line start="1573" end="1597" speaker="strongbad">Okay. Back to the 50 emails.</line>
   <line start="1604" end="1636" speaker="strongbad">"Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined."</line>
   <line start="1641" end="1671" speaker="strongbad">Oh, that's good to hear. Let's just—</line>
   <line start="1672" end="1755" speaker="strongbad">Wait a minute! Wha... Flagrant Error? What the... Where did all my emails go?</line>
   <line start="1756" end="1767" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
   <line start="1769" end="1825" speaker="strongbad">WHAT?!? The Paper?! This isn't over yet! Go back up, go back up! </line>
   <line start="1829" end="1856" speaker="strongbad">Wait, wait! I think I can remember some of those emails!</line>
   <line start="1858" end="1904" speaker="strongbad">Uh, "Dear Strong Bad, why are you so awesome? Yours truly, Dumpface."</line>
   <line start="1905" end="1968" speaker="strongbad">Well, Dumpface, it's a long story. It all started with The Cheat one day when he was going down to the...</line>
   <line start="1982" end="1991" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
   <line start="2053" end="2115" speaker="oldstrongbad">"Dear Sir Strong Bad. Stop. How do you manage the telegramophone</line>
   <line start="2116" end="2223" speaker="oldstrongbad">"whilst wearing gentleman's sport gloves? Stop. Signed, Lord Elsington Hallstingding...dingworth"</line>
   <line start="2235" end="2275" speaker="oldstrongbad">Curses! This is all anyone ever asks me.</line>
   <line start="2278" end="2372"><oldstrongbad>You buffoon! Stop. You... carpetbagger. Stop. I'll give you what's for!</oldstrongbad><sfx>various tapping</sfx></line>
   <line start="2385" end="2453" speaker="oldstrongbad">The Sneak! How was that? I told that poor sap I'd give him what's for!</line>
   <line start="2461" end="2500" speaker="oldstrongbad">Yes... now go and steal me fresh jam!</line>
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