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Cold cuts refer to cheeses or precooked meats like bologna, sausage, or turkey that are sliced, typically for sandwiches. They have been mentioned sometimes by various characters but to this date, have never actually been shown on-screen.
- Email impression — Coach Z mistakes moist towelettes for cold cuts.
- The Next Epi-Snowed — Crack Stuntman's girlfriend seems to be obsessed with cold cuts. In an Easter egg, Blue Laser plans to use cold cuts as a way to crush the Cheat Commandos.
- Homestar Ruiner — The King of Town claims he was lured away from a tray of cold cuts and mini-breads, and is in no mood to talk.
- Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective — Cutesy Buttons says Renaldo smells like cold cuts.