From Homestar Runner Wiki
Peasant's Quest is a text-based game made by
Videlectrix, set a real long time ago, in the peasant kingdom of
Peasantry. The player assumes the role of
Rather Dashing, a peasant wearing short pants, who returns from his vacation to find his thatched-roof cottage BURNINATED! Rather Dashing then embarks on a journey to get revenge on
Trogdor once and for all. Videlectrix programmers have actually been hard at work bringing lush 16-color landscapes to life, and providing state-of-the-art text commands and interface. "Can one peasant wearing short pants save the country-side from certain Burnination? YOU DECIDE!"