The Kali Kazoo Show - 18 Apr 2021
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Puppet Strong Bad and Homestar Runner appeared live on The Kali Kazoo Show.
Cast (in order of appearance): Puppet Strong Bad, Puppet Homestar, Puppet The Cheat, the cast of Sickly Sam's Big Outing
Date: Sunday, April 18, 2021
Running Time: 1:11:25
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[edit] Events
- Cheat Commandos and Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Commercial were played before the show.
- The show was bookended by Kali singing two songs, mentioning that Strong Sad would like them.
- Puppet Strong Bad appeared in front of a green screen depicting the basement of the Brothers Strong. This would occasionally cause his eyes to become transparent. He mentioned that he doesn't redecorate the basement much, and that they painted the red first and had to paint the stripe with 32 layers of white. He wouldn't confirm whether he still keeps eggs in the couch, nor what city he lives in.
- Puppet Homestar Runner (in front of a The Show background) gave Kali a quiz on Homestar Runner trivia. He occasionally took breaks to "rest his legs".
- During the intermission, the Trogdor!! The Board Game video was shown.
- Kali and Strong Bad sang You've Got an Ugly & Stupid Butt unrehearsed.
- A prerecorded music video was shown with Kali, Strong Bad, Homestar and The Cheat singing Burning Down the House by the Talking Heads.
- Rob Schrab appeared, mentioning he was supposed to collaborate with Strong Bad on a drawless animation of Sickly Sam's Big Outing a long time ago. They then watched and commented on said toon.
- Strong Bad, Kali, and Rob drew on a shared digital canvas. Strong Bad couldn't see his brush and had trouble drawing. He ended up drawing a pig-like creature wearing sunglasses with three lenses holding an old-timey soup can. Kali mentioned Peasant's Quest trivia, and Strong Bad responded by asking about Poor Gary's name. He also mentioned that Bubs tries to get them to pay to join a homeowner's association because there's no neighborhood.
- The stop motion Twitter video Swordguys Versus Skullguys was shown.
- The Cheat's Cheatday was acknowledged and Strong Bad sang the Date of Birth song with Kali playing guitar.
- Strong Bad showed a Powered by The Cheat image of a theoretical show called "Kali Kazoo, Kali Kazee", with Strong Bad depicted as a pixie-like character with a pointy nose and ears, a top hat, and a mustache.
- At the end, Homestar and Strong Bad thanked Kali, and left by "melting" offscreen.
[edit] Trivia Questions
During the trivia portion, Homestar asked the following questions:
1. Which one of the following words is not something I typed into Strong Bad's Compy in sbemail #50, 50 emails?
- A. freaky D'td
- B. da cheated
- C. R2-D'td
- D. baleeted
2. Can you name the first and last name of any member of Limozeen?
3. Which of the following is not a proposed feature of Strong Bad's action figure?
- A. Knife fight damage
- B. Removable butt portion
- C. Double deuce action
- D. Glow-in-the-dark abs
4. In the cartoon Where's The Cheat?, what does Marzipan name the sammich that I made her? Homestar Jr.
5. Which of the following is not one of the animals Strong Bad makes up in sbemail 119, animal?
- A. Robustolé
- B. Da Huuuuuudge
- C. Sterrance
- D. El Pardack
[edit] "Burninate the House" Transcript
{A VCR pause screen shows the words "KALI KAZOO, HOMESTAR RUNNER & STRONG BAD". Kali hits play and starts playing the guitar lead-in to "Burning Down the House", then stops and giggles. Homestar pokes his head in from the side.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Do it... do it good this time.
{Kali starts playing again. Homestar floats by at the top of the screen.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Boo doo doo...
{Strong Bad pops up at the bottom and scats the drum intro to the song.}
KALI AND STRONG BAD: {singing} Watch out
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing in falsetto} You might get what you're after
KALI AND STRONG BAD: Cool babies
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Strange but not a stranger
STRONG BAD: I'm an ordinary guy
KALI AND HOMESTAR RUNNER: Burning down the house
KALI AND STRONG BAD: Hold tight
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Wait till the party's over
KALI AND STRONG BAD: Hold tight
HOMESTAR RUNNER: We're in for nasty weather
STRONG BAD: {appearing at a different edge of the screen with each word} There has got to be a way
KALI AND HOMESTAR RUNNER: Burning down the house
{Strong Bad scats a drum solo.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Kali!
KALI:
Here's your ticket, pack your bags
Time for jumpin' overboard
KALI AND STRONG BAD: Transportation is here
KALI:
Close enough but not too far
Maybe you know where you are
KALI AND STRONG BAD: Fightin' fire with fire
KALI: Oh!
{Cut to a green screen with Strong Bad and Homestar.}
STRONG BAD: All wet
HOMESTAR RUNNER: And you might need a raincoat
STRONG BAD: Shake down
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Dreams walking in broad daylight
STRONG BAD: Three hundred sixty-five The Cheats
{Cut to The Cheat against a background of The Cheat drawings.}
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noise}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Burning down the house
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noise}
{Cut back to Kali's room.}
KALI:
It was once upon a place
Sometimes I listen to myself
Gonna come in first place
People on their way to work
Say, "Baby, what did you expect?"
KALI AND STRONG BAD: Gonna burst into flame {flames come out of both of their heads}
KALI: Oh!
{Strong Bad scats a synth solo while Homestar scats the drums.}
KALI: Burning down the house! {she hits pause on the video}
STRONG BAD: {no longer singing} Uh, shouldn't it be "burninate the house"? It was sittin' right there!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I dunno, it's pretty adorable the way I say {exaggerating his speech impediment} "burning down the house".
STRONG BAD: But why can't it be {imitating Homestar's impediment} "burnin-ate the house"?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, that's not a bad idea! Kali, if you please.
{Kali unpauses and starts playing again.}
KALI AND STRONG BAD: {singing} My house
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing in falsetto} Out of the ordinary
KALI AND STRONG BAD: That's right
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Don't wanna hurt nobody
STRONG BAD: Some things sure can sweep-a me-a off-a my feet
KALI: Burning down the house
STRONG BAD AND HOMESTAR RUNNER: Burninate the house
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {speaking} Hey, I like that!
STRONG BAD: {speaking} See?
KALI:
No visible means of support
And you have not seen nothing yet
ALL: Everything's stuck together
KALI:
I don't know what you expect
Staring into the TV set
ALL: Fightin' fire with fire
KALI: Oh!
{Strong Bad and Homestar scat the instrumental outro.}
KALI: Burning down the house
STRONG BAD AND HOMESTAR RUNNER: Burninate the house
{Kali, Strong Bad, and Homestar pose as the video ends.}
