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 |  This user's favorite character is Homsar.
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 |  Homsar's words of wisdom: "Think I won the powerball."
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 |  If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.
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 |  This user is imagining why on Earth he/she can't get ye flask!
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I do not enjoy spending time with me.  Others do.  This perplexes me.
I offer the following services relatively free of charge: ordained minister, blood donor, cartographer, data collection and compilation, improv comedy, graphic design, and general repair work.  In addition, I am proficent in clandestine procurement activities.  If you're planning a heist, drop a line.
My spelling is terrible, I'm an engineer.  If it's good enough, I don't mess with it.