Editing Secret Pages

This is where all the secret pages and old .swf things go. Please remember to put a description when adding something to the list. Put newer things to the bottom of a list.

'''Note:''' Sometimes some of the pages don't work. Just try again at a later date.

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== Music ==
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/breakbeat.swf Everybody] - A constant loop of the ''"Everybody!"'' song used in the intro.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/cheatnotdead.swf The Cheat is not dead] - A sample of The Cheat is not Dead from the [[Strong Bad Sings CD]]. 

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/midnight.swf Limozeen] - A sample of the [[Limozeen]] song from the [[Strong Bad Sings CD]].

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/music.swf Music] - This is the music from the classic cartoon, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (toon)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]]. (This is a loop from the beginning of Beck's 'Tropicalia')

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/ohyeahyeah.mp3 Oh yeah] - Marzipan's song from the Strong Bad Email, [[marzipan (email)|marzipan]].

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/singalong.swf Sing Along] - A weird unfinished sing-along with [[Homestar Runner]] or [[Strong Bad]].  
*Homestar sings: "And now the love... that lasts forever... has come... to... it's end."  (this is based upon "The Rose" by Amanda McBride.)
*Strong Bad sings: "Once I knew this guy... And he made two different pies...  And one of them was apple...  And one of them was something that I probably shoudn't mention...  So I'm not going to...  Mention."

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/renegade.swf Renegade Master] - A sample from the Fatboy Slim remix of Wildchild's "Renegade Master" that was used for the "Characters" button on [[Main Page 4]] for a while, but was replaced by the techno loop below.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/money.swf Techno] - A sample loop from from [[techno]], used in [[Dancin' Bubs]].

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/banjo.swf Banjo] - From the [[little questions]] easter egg.  Also used in [[Dancin' Bubs]].

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/drumnbass.swf Drum N' Bass] A loop from [[Everybody to the Limit]], also used in [[Dancin' Bubs]].

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/fluffypuff.mp3 Fluffy Puff Theme Song] - The Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Theme Song from [[Meet Marshie]]

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/poopsmoke.zip Poop Smoke] - A remix of Poot Slap.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbsite/welcome.mp3 Welcome.mp3] - An mp3 file of the "Welcome to your doom" sound that plays when you go to Strong Bad's [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbsite/ website].

== Old Stuff ==
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/costumes01.html Fan Costumes] - A collection of fan submitted Halloween stuff. The original version of [[Fan Costume Commentary]].

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/games.swf Games Menu 1] - Old game menus.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/newtoons.html Old toon menu] - An old toon menu.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/newtoons2.swf Old toon menu 2] - The same toon menu as above, except with a link to [[A Jumping Jack Contest]].

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/chinesefood.html Chinese Food] - Old toons menu. Related to fortune cookie game?

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/loading.swf Loading...] - An old loading Homestar thing. Actually from the toon [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (toon)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]] which has been taken off the site.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemailx.swf Old SB Email Menu] - An old Strong Bad Email menu that only goes up to [[gimmicks]]. It was used when the Tandy 400 blew up, so Strong Bad had to use notebook paper.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail(vacation).swf Vacation Menu] - An old Strong Bad vacation menu. Click on the post-it note to hear some funny... stuff.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/hstarr.swf Loading 2] - An old loading screen.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/toonsold.swf Lava Lamp] - Old toons menu with a lava lamp as a back button.

[http://homestarrunner.com/yearbook.html The Yearbook]- Old characters page. It was made sometime after the toon, The Luau, we think. Homsar is not included in the lineup because he was not considered a character back then.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemailxmas.html SB Email Xmas Menu] - This was a menu used during the holidays in 2002. Click on the middle yellow light to see [[Santa Bad Graphics Ghost]], Click on "no" to see snowflakes, click on "holidays" to see a card from The Brothers Strong, and click on the candy cane to change its color. A holiday version of 'Everybody! Everybody!' plays.

[http://homestarrunner.com/main6x.swf Old Main Page 6] - This is an uncompleted main page from back in 2000.  The "new cartoon!" link goes to [[A Jorb Well Done]], the "another homepage" goes to [[Main Page 10]], the "more messages" link goes to [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2]],  and the "new toons menu" link goes to the current toons menu.  Also, the buttons on the left don't work exactly right.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/rules.html Message Bored Rules] They appear to be the rules from the Strong Bad Message Bored.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/errorpage.html Error Page] - The error page that was used before 404'D. If you look closely on the mailbox before the letters appear on the contact page, you can see [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sberror.jpg that Strong Bad face] from the old error page.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/intro2.html 3rd Intro] - An Intro made between [http://www.homestarrunner.com/oldintro.html the first], [http://www.homestarrunner.com/run2x.html second], and [http://www.homestarrunner.com/intro.html fourth intros.]

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/wanted.swf Wanted] - This wanted poster was accessible from the "What's New" button a few days before [[Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon]] came out.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail46.swf Old SB Email #46] - This is an alternate version of [[your friends]], with music that ends very early.
* Some other differences:
** in the newer version, an announcer on the TV Strong Mad is watching says "Some kind of tv show"
** newer: There are extra buzz saw blades and a bottle of ketchup behind SB as he bothers Marzipan
** newer: SB is seen holding a bottle of ketchup as he nettles Homsar
** newer: SB doesn't say anything when he kicks Strong Mad.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/luaumain.html Luau Menu] - An updated version of the secret Luau main menu.

== Random Things ==
[[Where the Crap Are We?]] - Some wierd thing with Homestar and Strong Bad that isn't on the official site, but still appears to be the real deal.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/tvguide.html Current Toons Menu] - The same toons menu, but it has a different page name: not toons.html, but it's tvguide.html. Also you can click here for the swf file: [http://www.homestarrunner.com/tvguide.swf SWF File of the Toons Menu]

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/happyt.swf Happy T] - A sign which says Happy T. You can click on some of the letters to hear characters say stuff. Than click in the lower right hand corner of the screen to hear [[Homsar (character) | Homsar]] (I suggest using tab to find it).

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbsign.swf SB Sign] - A strange [[Strong Bad]] sign.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/needlepoint.html Needle Point] - A needle point thing.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/mattcake.swf Matt Cake!!!] - A scary cake. Click on one of the cherries for a special surprise.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/tirecake.swf Tire Cake] - A tire with candles. Click on one to see the snake from the [[Strongbadia]] flag.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/taryngame.swf Kicking Game] - A kicking game. Kick the picture 47 times to see it break. (The picture is of a girl, [http://aces.tabulas.com/tarebear/5134_35f71.jpg Taryn], from the old Strong Bad Message Bored, who finally posted her pic after everyone begged her to. [[The Cheat]] then made this game.)

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/hstheme.html H*R Theme] - A desktop theme for H*R.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbtheme.html SB Theme] - A desktop theme for SB.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/theme.swf Another H*R Theme] - A H*R desktop theme for Windows 98. It only downloads the theme song though.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/waffleshirt.swf Shirts] - Some waffle shirts and some Jamacian shirt thing.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/wireless.html Wireless Bizness] - Some cell phone thingy. Has some Strong Bad Emails.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/coolest.html Coolest] - A banner which says "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER".

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/ppglossy.swf Pom Pom Glossy] - A cool [[Pom Pom]] picture.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbglossy.swf SB Glossy] - A picture of Strong Bad that appears autographed by his "main man" in [[2 years]].  

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/marzyshirts.swf Marzipan Shirts] - [[Marzipan (character)|Marzipan]] shirts that were never used.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/weenstuff/weenstuff1.html Ween Stuff] - What it says.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/boredbuttons.swf Bored Buttons] - Message bored buttons that were never used.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail100.html Not the One Hundredth Email] - A little skit with Strong Bad and Homestar made especially for someone who wanted to peek at the one hundredth email before it came out.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/hsglossy.swf H*R Glossy] - Just like all the other glossies.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/zeen_ecard.swf Limozeen eCards] - Make and send a Thanksgiving [[Limozeen]] eCard.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/guestyear.swf H*R Yearbook!] - It just says "Homestar's yearbook". Scroll over homestar's head to hear him say "Sign My Yearbook! ... but don't use any swears, because my mom reads it.".

[http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/mirror/cards.swf Trading Cards] - Probably an old Characters page. Click the Homestar Card to see another card, then that one to see another card, and keep doing it 'til you see Homeschool Winner (See [[Homeschool Winner]]).

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/stencils.swf Stencils] - Stencils you can print to use on pumpkins.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/macss.html Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver] - These screensavers can also be goten by downloading the themes.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/404error.swf 404'd] - The error message that appears when you go to something on H*R.com that doesn't exist, embedded in [http://www.homestarrunner.com/404error.html this] page.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/interview2.html Interview 2] - This is an unfinished version of [[The Interview]]. It has less than the original and for some reason their mouths do not move sometimes when they talk. 

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sb_kingcomment.swf Strong Bad's Commentary] - This is Strong Bad's Commentary for the [[The King Of Town DVD]], but at the end of this version it explains why Strong Bad did the commentary.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/main_nav.swf Navigation Bar] - The bar that is on the bottom of every page.

[http://homestarrunner.com/menu.swf Navagation Bar 2] - The same as above, just a different style

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/newbutton.swf News] - The news button that is integrated in every main page.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/homepages.swf Homepages] - The homepages list that is integrated in every main page.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/answermenu.swf Answering Machines] - The menu in the bottom right of [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]].

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/calibos.gif Picture 1] - Weird pictures.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/dennises.gif Picture 2] - Weird pictures.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/franzer.gif Picture 3] - Weird pictures.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/joker.jpg Picture 4] - Weird pictures.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/polaris.gif Picture 5] - Weird pictures.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/lemcover.jpg Picture 6] - Weird pictures.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/noflash.html No Flash] - An old page telling you that you need to download Flash.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/smsticker.html Strong Mad Stickers] - Print out Strong Mad Stickers!

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/weenintro.swf Halloween Intro] - The intro that is displayed on Halloween.

[http://homestarrunner.com/ween_stencils.html Stencils 2] Updated pumpkin stencils. If you wait long enough, the [[Bad Graphics Ghost]] will appear. This is actually currently accessable from the main menu, though clearly temporarily.

== Previews ==
''These are the mini-flash animations that appear on the TV screen when you scroll over the title of an item on the Toons Menu.'' ([http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_bobross.swf Easter Egg])

=== Big Toons ===
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_jailcartoon.swf Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_parsnips.swf Parsnips A-Plenty]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_whereis.swf Where's The Cheat?]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_luau2.swf The Luau]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_cantsayjob.swf A Jorb Well Done]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_radish.swf The Reddest Radish]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_yellodellomenu.swf In Search of the Yello Dello DVD]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_kingmenu.swf The King of Town DVD]

=== Shorts ===
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_pqtrailer.swf Peasents Quest Trailer]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_expfilm.swf Experimental film]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_senormortgage.swf Senor Mortgage]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_cheatcereal.swf Cheat Commando's...O's]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_cheatar.swf The Cheatar]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_cheatcommando.swf Cheat Commando's]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_mrshmallow.swf Mr. Shmallow]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_sneakvideo.swf Ballad of The Sneak]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_whatsinthebag.swf Lookin' at a Thing in a Bag]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_arcadegame.swf Arcade Game]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_20x6vs1936.swf 20x6 vs. 1936]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_systemisdown.swf The System is Down]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_marshie.swf Meet Marshie]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_interview.swf The Interview]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_fluffypuff2.swf Fluffy Puff Commercial]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_video.swf Theme Song Video]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_old.swf Kick the can]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_sbsings.swf Strong Bad Sings]

=== Holiday ===
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_dween_menu.swf Decemberween in July]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_underconstruction.swf Under Construction]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_ween03.swf 3 Times Halloween Funjob]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_malloween.swf Malloween Commercial]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_superbowl.swf Superbowl Dealie]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_xmas2002.swf A Decemberween Pageant]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_halloween2002.swf Pumpkin Carve-nival]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_xmas2001.swf The Best Decemberween Ever]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_turkey.swf Some Stupid Turkey]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_halloween2001.swf The House That Gave Sucky Treats]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_mother.swf A Mother's Day Message]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_xmas.swf A Holiday Greeting]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_homestarloween.swf Homestarloween Party]

=== Puppet Stuff ===
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_laborday.swf Labor Dabor]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_puppetjam3.swf Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_puppetjam2.swf Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_puppetjam1.swf Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_puppettime.swf Puppet Time]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_puppets.swf Everybody Knows It]

=== Powered by The Cheat ===
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_newboots.swf New Boots]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_sbemail87.swf Mile]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_crazycartoon.swf Crazy Cartoon]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_fhqwhgads.swf Everybody to the limit]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_cheatvideo.swf The Cheat Theme Song]

=== Separate Features ===
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_sbmail.swf Strong Bad Email]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_tgs.swf Teen Girl Squad]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_marzanswer.swf Marzipan's Answering Machine]


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