Editing Secret Pages

This is where all the secret pages and old .swf things go. Please remember to put a description when adding something to the list. Put newer things to the bottom of a list.

'''Note:''' Sometimes some of the pages don't work. Just try again at a later date.

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== Music ==
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/breakbeat.swf Everybody] - A constant loop of the ''"Everybody!"'' song used in the intro.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/cheatnotdead.swf The Cheat is not Dead] - A sample of "The Cheat is Not Dead" from [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]]. 

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/midnight.swf Limozeen] - A sample of the [[Limozeen]] song from [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]].

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/music.swf Music] - This is the music from the classic cartoon, [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (toon)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]]. (This is a loop from the beginning of Beck's 'Tropicalia')

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/ohyeahyeah.mp3 Oh yeah] - Marzipan's song from the Strong Bad Email, [[marzipan]].

[[Sing Along]] - A weird unfinished sing-along with [[Homestar Runner]] and [[Strong Bad]].  

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/renegade.swf Renegade Master] - A sample from the Fatboy Slim remix of Wildchild's "Renegade Master" that was used for the "Characters" button on [[Main Page 4]] for a while, but was replaced by the techno loop below.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/money.swf Techno] - A sample loop from from [[techno]], used in [[Dancin' Bubs]].

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/banjo.swf Banjo] - From the [[little questions]] easter egg.  Also used in [[Dancin' Bubs]].

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/drumnbass.swf Drum N' Bass] A loop from [[Everybody to the Limit]], also used in [[Dancin' Bubs]].

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/fluffypuff.mp3 Fluffy Puff Theme Song] - The Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Theme Song from [[Meet Marshie]]

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/poopsmoke.zip Poop Smoke] - A remix including Poot Slap and Deep Purple's Smoke on the Water.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbsite/welcome.mp3 Welcome.mp3] - An mp3 file of the "Welcome to your doom" sound that plays when you go to Strong Bad's [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbsite/ website]. It is the sound that plays before every boss in the Sega Genesis game "Altered Beast".

== Old Stuff ==
[http://www.homestarrunner.com/costumes01.html Fan Costumes] - A collection of fan submitted Halloween stuff. The original version of [[Fan Costume Commentary]].

[[Third Games Menu]] - One of the old game menus.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/boredbuttons.swf Bored Buttons] - An old navigation.

[[Old Telebision Toons Menu]] - Old toons menu, both with and without sound. 

[[Chinese Food Toons Menu]] - Old toons menu. Related to fortune cookie game?

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/loading.swf Loading...] - An old loading Homestar thing. Actually from the toon [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (toon)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]] which has been taken off the site.

[[Broken Tandy Menu]] - An old Strong Bad Email menu that only goes up to [[gimmicks]]. It was used when the Tandy 400 blew up, so Strong Bad had to use notebook paper.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail(vacation).swf Vacation Menu] - An old Strong Bad vacation menu. Click on the post-it note to hear some funny... stuff.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/hstarr.swf Loading 2] - An old loading screen.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/toonsold.swf Lava Lamp] - Old toons menu with a lava lamp as a back button.

[[Yearbook Character Page]]- Old characters page. It was believed to be made sometime after the toon "The Luau". Homsar is not included in the lineup because he was not considered a character back then.

[[Decemberween Email Menu]] - This was the "no new email notice" used during the holidays in 2002. 

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/main6x.swf Old Main Page 6] - This is an uncompleted main page from back in 2000.  The "new cartoon!" link goes to [[A Jorb Well Done]], the "another homepage" goes to [[Main Page 10]], the "more messages" link goes to [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2]],  and the "new toons menu" link goes to the current toons menu.  Also, the buttons on the left don't work exactly right. Also note that email is above downloads, instead of below store.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/rules.html Message Bored Rules] They appear to be the rules from the Strong Bad Message Bored.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/errorpage.html Error Page] - The error page that was used before [[404'd]]. If you look closely on the mailbox before the letters appear on the [[Email]] page, you can see [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sberror.jpg that Strong Bad face] from the old error page.

[[Intro 2]] - Actually the third Intro made between [[Old Intro| the first]], [[Old Intro 2|second]], and [[Intro|fourth intros]].

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/wanted.swf Wanted] - This wanted poster was accessible from the "What's New" button a few days before [[Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon]] came out.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail46.swf Old SB Email #46] - This is an alternate version of [[your friends]], with music that ends very early.
* Some other differences:
** in the newer version, an announcer on the TV Strong Mad is watching says "Some type of tv show"
** newer: There are extra buzz saw blades and a bottle of hot sauce behind SB as he bothers Marzipan
** newer: SB is seen holding a bottle of hot sauce as he nettles Homsar
** newer: Strong Bad's mouth is visible in the reflection when he sings the e-mail song
** newer: The Cheat angrily curses Strong Bad (in Cheat-speak) when he's taped to Pom Pom
** older: At the end, Strong Bad says the word "fans" a little differently.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/luaumain.html Luau Menu] - An updated version of the secret Luau main menu.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/stencils.swf Stencils] - Stencils you can print to use on pumpkins.  Replaced by [[Pumpkin Stencils]]

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/toonsold.html Another Old Toons Menu?] - Presumably an old toons menu.  The toons.swf file is embedded in this page, however the swf file is no longer on the site.  Also note this text contained in the page source:  ''"Kick the Can an ancient homestar cartoon found in the ruins of Pompei the isle of Pom a sweet little story about  the big, round, yellow one. Pom-Pom i think is his name. The King of Town The King of Town has lost his crown. No, wait. I mean his sheep. Marshmallow's  Last Stand What more is there to life than marshmallows and tag-team wrestling?"''

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/oldflash2.swf An older old flash stuff menu] - Just an older old flash stuff menu. It has the marshmallow's last stand button but it doesnt work.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/litebrite3.html Astro Lite 2600] - Another version of the Astro Lite game that used to be accessable from the museum.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.swf Old SB Email Selection] - The email selection before the email [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail118.html virus]

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/games3.html Old games page?] - Probably an old games page.

[[Broken Compy Menu]] The email selection page that appeared between [[virus]] and [[animal]].

== Random Things ==

[[Not the 100th Email!!!]] - Never purposefully linked to at any time, this secret page was actually designed to be discovered.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/weeklies/weeklies.xml Weeklies XML] - Some XML page about the weekly things.  The source says:
<pre><?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?>
<sketchbook>brotherly love</sketchbook>
<fanstuff>ancient hsr stop sign</fanstuff>
<qod character="cheerleader" filename="ooncha_all.mp3">We're Kissyboots and it's nice to meetcha</qod>


<!-- Chapos: here are the character shortcuts 
homestar   
strongbad   
strongsad 
bubs
coachz
marzipan
kingoftown
strongmad
homsar
marshie
cardgage
cheerleader 
soandso 
whatsherface 
uglyone 
stinkoman
1up 
gunhaver  
fightgar 
silentrip 
crackotage 
reynold
bluelaser  
ehsteve
doreauxgard 
oldstrongbad 
oldhomestar 
oldstrongsad    
oldmarzipan  
oldcoachz

     Love, jonathan ("nickname")
--></pre>

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/hrapple.swf Seriously] - Macintosh Homestar Runner

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/dellocut_2.swf Yellow Dello Deleted Scene] - This is the scene from [[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD]] where Strong Bad is talking with Marzipan, but with some odd commentary tacked on the front.

[[Where the Crap Are We?]] - Some weird thing with Homestar and Strong Bad that isn't on the official site, but still appears to be the real deal.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/tvguide.html Current Toons Menu] - The same toons menu, but it has a different page name: not toons.html, but it's tvguide.html. Also you can click here for the swf file: [http://www.homestarrunner.com/tvguide.swf SWF File of the Toons Menu]

[[Happy T]] - A sign which says Happy T. You can click on some of the letters to hear characters say stuff. Then click in the lower right hand corner of the screen to hear [[Homsar]].

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbsign.swf SB Sign] - A strange [[Strong Bad]] sign.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/needlepoint.html Needle Point] - A needle point thing.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/mattcake.swf Matt Cake!!!] - A scary cake. Click on one of the cherries for a special surprise.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/tirecake.swf Tire Cake] - A tire with candles. Click on one to see the snake from the [[Strongbadia]] flag.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/cake.swf 50 cake] - The easter egg that was used in the email [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/big_white_face big white face], click on it for all sorts of crazy crap.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/taryngame.swf Kicking Game] - A kicking game. Kick the picture 47 times to see it break. (The picture is of a girl, [http://aces.tabulas.com/tarebear/5134_35f71.jpg Taryn], from the old Strong Bad Message Bored, who finally posted her pic after everyone begged her to. [[The Cheat]] then made this game.) If you save the flash file on to your hard drive and then kick the picture, it will break the first time you kick Taryn.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/hstheme.html H*R Theme] - A desktop theme for H*R.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbtheme.html SB Theme] - A desktop theme for SB.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/theme.swf Another H*R Theme] - A H*R desktop theme for Windows 98. It only downloads the theme song though.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/waffleshirt.swf Shirts] - Some waffle shirts and some Jamaican shirt thing.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/wireless.html Wireless Bizness] - Some cell phone thingy. Has some Strong Bad Emails.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/coolest.html Coolest] - A banner which says "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER".

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/ppglossy.swf Pom Pom Glossy] - A cool [[Pom Pom]] picture.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbglossy.swf SB Glossy] - A picture of Strong Bad that appears autographed by his "main man" in [[2 years]].  

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/marzyshirts.swf Marzipan Shirts] - [[Marzipan]] shirts that were never used.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/weenstuff/weenstuff1.html Ween Stuff] - What it says.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/boredbuttons.swf Bored Buttons] - Message bored buttons that were never used.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/hsglossy.swf H*R Glossy] - Just like all the other glossies.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/zeen_ecard.swf Limozeen eCards] - Make and send a Thanksgiving [[Limozeen]] eCard. It doesn work though. It just says, loading... and keeps doing that.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/guestyear.swf H*R Yearbook] - It just says "Homestar's yearbook". Scroll over homestar's head to hear him say "Sign My Yearbook! ... but don't use any swears, because my mom reads it.".

[[Character Cards]] - Probably an old Characters page. Click the cards to flip through the deck. [[Homeschool Winner]] is named here.

[[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver]] - These screensavers can also be gotten by downloading the themes.

[[404'd]] - The error message that appears when you go to something on H*R.com that doesn't exist, embedded in [http://www.homestarrunner.com/404error.html this] page.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/interview2.html Interview 2] - This is an unfinished version of [[The Interview]]. It has less than the original and it seems that the lip syncing is unfinished as well. 

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sb_kingcomment.swf Strong Bad's Commentary] - This is Strong Bad's Commentary for the [[The King Of Town DVD]], but at the end of this version it explains why Strong Bad did the commentary.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/newbutton.swf News] - The news button that is integrated in every main page.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/homepages.swf Homepages] - The homepages list that is integrated in every main page.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/answermenu.swf Answering Machines] - The menu in the bottom right of [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]].

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/noflash.html No Flash] - An old page telling you that you need to download Flash.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/smsticker.html Strong Mad Stickers] - Print out Strong Mad Stickers!

[[Ween Intro]] - The intro that is displayed on Halloween. It always takes you to main page 7 "Dead as a Doornail".

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/filter.swf Filter] - The flash file used on the index page of the old site.  It redirects you to either the [[Old Intro 2]] or the No Flash page above.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/hsmakeout.html  Making Out] - The "Click on the Monkey!!!"  pop-up that was in the 118th Strong Bad Email.  Also view the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/hsmakeout.swf flash file]

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/tennis.html Seriously!] - An Easter egg from the [http://www.homestarrunner.com/ween03.html 2003 Hallowe'en toon], accessed by clicking on Homestar (who's dressed as tennis superbrat John McEnroe) in the cast list at the end

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/aim.html MORE TO COME!] - The page with the AIM buddy icons on it.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/downloads.html Downloads Menu] - Just a different name for the downloads menu, but the screen is smaller.

[[Banners and Link Graphics]] - no longer on site, just some pictures that can be used on your site to link to H*R

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/macicons.html Mac icons instructions] Old mac icon instructions.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/qod_virus.swf] Virus'd QoD

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/fanstuff_virus.swf] Virus'd Fanstuff

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sketchbook_virus.swf] Virus'd Sketchbook

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/mainking.html] [[King of Town]] mainpage

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/clock7x.swf] Strong Bad's "Time Machine" download

== Images ==
These images are likely avatars either used by [[The Brothers Chaps]] or simply collected by them.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/wallpapers.html Wallpapers] - The wallpaper download page.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/calibos.gif Picture 1] - An image of Calibos. Probable reference material for Strong Sad in [[different town]]

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/dennises.gif Picture 2] - An animated GIF of various actors named Dennis. The cycle of Dennises is [[Wikipedia:Dennis Hopper|Hopper]], [[Wikipedia:Denis Leary|Leary]], [[Wikipedia:Dennis Quaid|Quaid]] and [[Wikipedia:Dennis Franz|Franz]].

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/franzer.gif Picture 3] - An animated GIF with various images of Dennis Franz.

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/joker.jpg Picture 4] - A photo of Cesar Romero as the Joker. Probable reference material for Strong Bad in [[Halloween Fairstival]].

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/polaris.gif Picture 5] - Cover of the promotional cassette "Happily Deranged", containing 3 songs from the mid 90's Nickelodeon show "[[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Pete and Pete|The Adventures of Pete & Pete]]." A larger version of the image is found [http://members.tripod.com/~maytg_jedi/pp/pic/front.jpg here].

[http://www.homestarrunner.com/favicon.ico Icon] - Homestar Runner icon

== Previews ==
''These are the mini-flash animations that appear on the TV screen when you scroll over the title of an item on the Toons Menu.'' ([http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_bobross.swf Easter Egg])

=== Big Toons ===
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_jailcartoon.swf Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_parsnips.swf Parsnips A-Plenty]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_whereis.swf Where's The Cheat?]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_luau2.swf The Luau]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_cantsayjob.swf A Jorb Well Done]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_radish.swf The Reddest Radish]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_yellodellomenu.swf In Search of the Yello Dello DVD]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_kingmenu.swf The King of Town DVD]

=== Shorts ===
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_filmstyle.swf Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_pqtrailer.swf Peasant's Quest Trailer]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_expfilm.swf Experimental film]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_senormortgage.swf Senor Mortgage]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_cheatcereal.swf Cheat Commando's...O's]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_cheatar.swf The Cheatar]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_cheatcommando.swf Cheat Commando's]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_mrshmallow.swf Mr. Shmallow]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_sneakvideo.swf Ballad of The Sneak]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_whatsinthebag.swf Lookin' at a Thing in a Bag]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_arcadegame.swf Arcade Game]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_20x6vs1936.swf 20x6 vs. 1936]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_systemisdown.swf The System is Down]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_marshie.swf Meet Marshie]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_interview.swf The Interview]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_fluffypuff2.swf Fluffy Puff Commercial]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_video.swf Theme Song Video]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_old.swf Kick The Can]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_sbsings.swf Strong Bad Sings]

=== Holiday ===
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_xmas04.swf Homestar Presents: Presents]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_xmas04_pq.swf Snowglobe]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_ween04.swf Halloween Fairstival]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_oldtimeyween.swf That A Ghost]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_dween_menu.swf Decemberween in July]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_underconstruction.swf Under Construction]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_ween03.swf 3 Times Halloween Funjob]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_malloween.swf Malloween Commercial]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_superbowl.swf Superbowl Dealie]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_xmas2002.swf A Decemberween Pageant]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_halloween2002.swf Pumpkin Carve-nival]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_xmas2001.swf The Best Decemberween Ever]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_turkey.swf Some Stupid Turkey]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_halloween2001.swf The House That Gave Sucky Treats]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_mother.swf A Mother's Day Message]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_xmas.swf A Holiday Greeting]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_homestarloween.swf Homestarloween Party]

=== Puppet Stuff ===
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_puppetween.swf Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_laborday.swf Labor Dabor]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_puppetjam3.swf Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_puppetjam2.swf Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_puppetjam1.swf Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_puppettime.swf Puppet Time]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_puppets.swf Everybody Knows It]

=== Powered by The Cheat ===
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_newboots.swf New Boots]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_sbemail87.swf Mile]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_crazycartoon.swf Crazy Cartoon]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_fhqwhgads.swf Everybody to the limit]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_cheatvideo.swf The Cheat Theme Song]

=== Separate Features ===
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_sbmail.swf Strong Bad Email]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_tgs.swf Teen Girl Squad]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_marzanswer.swf Marzipan's Answering Machine]

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