Editing Alcohol

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'''[[Wikipedia:Alcoholic beverage|Alcoholic beverages]]''' often find their way into conversations, households, hands, and yes, even mouths in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work.

==Appearances==
===Strong Bad Email===
*[[making out]] &mdash; In order to get the sender's boyfriend to [[Making Out|make out]] with her, [[Strong Bad]] proposes lighting "a few candles and maybe having a glass of wine". 
*[[theme party]] &mdash; Strong Bad suggests getting "a couple of kegs of cheap cold ones" for the party. Also, one of the Easter eggs features a "Spring Drink'n Formal 2002" T-shirt with a picture of a [[bear]] wearing [[Cool Shades|sunglasses]], holding a beer mug, along with [[Wikipedia:Calvin and Hobbes|Calvin]], who appears to be passed out.  
*[[dangeresque 3]] &mdash; Strong Bad asks the viewer not to throw "full wine bottles" at the screen.
*[[time capsule]] &mdash; An Easter egg features Coach Z Ale, a brand of (presumably alcoholic) ale that is either produced or endorsed by [[Coach Z]].
*[[radio]] &mdash;  [[Homestar Runner]] throws a [[Wikipedia:Old fashioned glass|rocks glass]] while yelling "[[Wikipedia:Highball|High-ball!]]"
*[[modeling]] &mdash; "Colognac" is a [[portmanteau]] formed by combining "[[Wikipedia:Cognac (drink)|cognac]]", a distilled liquor, and "[[Wikipedia:Eau de Cologne|cologne]]", a fragrance.
*[[space program]] &mdash; During the [[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil|SBASAF]] slide show, the narrator says, "Somebody get that man a highball".
*[[myths & legends]] &mdash; [[Bubs]] states that the [[Bear holding a Shark]] [[Wikipedia:Shot glass|shot glasses]] are "always popular with the kids". Shot glasses are small glasses used to serve small amounts of (usually potent) liquor.
*[[senior prom]] &mdash; Strong Bad mentions consuming "[http://listserv.linguistlist.org/cgi-bin/wa?A2=ind0308c&L=ads-l&D=1&F=&S=&P=6102 okratinis]", martinis served with a pickled okra pod instead of an olive. 
**Also, Coach Z is seen spiking the punch with Listerine, an antiseptic mouthwash that contains alcohol.
*[[rock opera]] &mdash; Strong Bad swirls a glass of wine as he informs us that he is "pleasant".
*[[theme song]] - In one of the clips from the "unaired pilot", Strong Bad is seen filling his mouth with a Coldson Lite and a coffee via a beer helmet.
*[[your funeral]] &mdash; Strong Bad describes his funeral as being "off the wagon". "Falling off the wagon" is an idiom referring to a recovering alcoholic's relapse into alcoholism.
*[[rough copy]] &mdash; Homestar advertises his "Malinko Drinko", claiming it is "crystal clear like domestic beer".
*[[hygiene]] &mdash; Gene/Strong Bad's mother claims to have a "grown-up headache", a likely reference to a [[Wikipedia:hangover|hangover]].
*[[business trip]] &mdash; Homestar and Strong Bad have ordered beer called "Expen$e Account Ones".
*[[nightlife]] &mdash; Bubs runs the bar at [[Club Technochocolate]] and Strong Bad orders an expensive drink in an eye dropper.

===Other Appearances===
*[[Because It's Midnite]] &mdash; The song mentions a "champagne glass."
*[[Thorax Corporation]] &mdash; [[Thorax:stardom2.html|Leg Delabor's page]] includes an animated GIF of that at one point shows a martini. 
*[[Thorax Corporation]] &mdash; [[Thorax:stardom2.html|Leg Delabor's "Paths to Total Stardom" page]] states that he was drinking while thinking of new <!--Remember, this is not a typo.-->produkts. 
*[[Meet Marshie]] &mdash; [[Marshie]] recommends [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] over a variety of other consumables visualized on a blackboard, one of which is a [[Wikipedia:Martini (cocktail)|martini]]. 
*[[Homestarloween Party]] &mdash; [[Pom Pom's girls]] are seen with beer, liquor, and other related paraphernalia.
*[[Dancin' Bubs]] &mdash; Background two includes a broken beer bottle and a beer mug.
*[[Nighttime Driving Type Game]] &mdash; Features "Drunk Drivers".
*[[The Luau]] &mdash; Among the phrases of "[[Wikipedia:Polynesia|Polynesian]] Prose" that [[Strong Sad]] recites is "[[Wikipedia:Kahlúa|Kahlúa]] and Creme", an alcoholic drink.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] &mdash; Coach Z raps about [[Wikipedia:Hennessy|Hennessy]], a brand of cognac.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] &mdash; Homestar sings "Coach Z's been drinking Listerine!" 
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] &mdash; Coach Z and [[Bubs]] leave messages while drunk. <!--While the date of release is unknown, it is assumed Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0 was released AFTER The Best Decemberween Ever.-->
*[[Ballad of The Sneak]] &mdash; As mentioned in the song, [[The Sneak]] drinks bootleg [[Wikipedia:Moonshine|hooch]], a homemade whiskey usually produced and/or sold through illegal methods.
**Also, there is a [[Wikipedia:Editorial cartoon|political cartoon]] featuring the subjects of [[Wikipedia:Prohibition|prohibition]] and the [[Wikipedia:Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act|Hawley-Smoot Tariff]].
*[[New Boots]] &mdash; [[Powered by The Cheat]] Strong Bad made The Cheat's favorite: a picnic plate with wine and a baguette.
*[[That Time of Year]] &mdash; Strong Bad comments about martinis going to people's heads.
*[[That A Ghost]] &mdash; [[Fat Dudley]] is caught drinking hooch.
*[[Commandos in the Classroom]] &mdash; One of the [[Blue Laser Minion]]s asks [[Fightgar]] "to put these wine coolers down your pants... er, down your headband".
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]] &mdash; The [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Olda Boys|Olda Boys]] are seen with a cooler of "college drinks," likely another name for alcohol.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] &mdash; The [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Scotsmen|Scotsmen]] are seen standing around a beer barrel with 3 Xs on it (when regarding beverages, X is a symbol for an [[Wikipedia:Proof (alcohol)|alcoholic proof]] of 50; multiple X's indicate multiples of 50).
*[[Fan Costumes '06]] &mdash; Strong Bad comments that The Cheat's hot mom is giving out frozen "margaracheatas".
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] &mdash; In the last short, Coach Z is seen inebriated by Listerine.
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] &mdash; Marzipan is drinking a "wheatgrasstini", a [[portmanteau]] of wheatgrass and martini.
*[[Drive-Thru]]  &mdash; Strong Bad asks "Inviso-Jeeves" for a bottle of Château Prétende 1974, presumably wine.
*[[Where's an Egg?]] &mdash; One of the items the suspects have is a mug of beer.
*[[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] &mdash; A jug of hooch can be found in [[Sickly Sam]]'s stomach.
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] &mdash; One of Strong Bad's edited screenshots includes a "high class bikini [lady]" with a martini.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] &mdash; Strong Bad can order a Cold One and a green drink from Bubs at [[Club Technochocolate]], both of which he proceeds to drink.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] &mdash; A bottle of wine sits on a table at [[Club Technochocolate]].

==See Also==
*[[Cold One]]
*[[Listerine]]

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