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| - | [[Image:feed-the-childrens.png|thumb|"We need to feed our children so we made this terrible song."]] | + | [[Image:Childrens.png|thumb|"We need to feed our children so we made this terrible song."]] |
| - | Despite [[Strong Bad]] insisting that [[for kids|he is strictly not for children]], [[homestarrunner.com]] contains many references to '''children''' in general. Strong Bad repeatedly claims to have children, as well as other characters, despite none appearing to have families. Many parodies of books, television shows and merchandise intended for children have also been made. [[The Sad Kids]] are actual characters in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. | + | Despite [[Strong Bad]] insisting that [[for kids|he is strictly not for children]], [[homestarrunner.com]] contains many references to '''children''' in general. [[The Sad Kids]] are actual characters in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. |
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| | ==Appearances== | | ==Appearances== |
| - | *[[Original Book]] {{--}} [[Mike Chapman]] and [[Craig Zobel]] write a parody of books written for children. | + | *[[Original Book]] — [[Mike Chapman]] and [[Craig Zobel]] write a parody of books written for children. |
| - | *[[Where's The Cheat?]] {{--}} During an advertisement for the [[Homestar Jr.]], an [[Generic Announcers|announcer]] says that for a limited time, certain children get prizes.
| + | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]] — The No I in Team boy gets run over by the "CHILDREN" van. |
| - | *Email [[sisters]] {{--}} Strong Bad sarcastically remarks he'll save a poorly written email to show his kids.
| + | *[[Super Brave!!]] — School children send pictures of Homestar. |
| - | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]] {{--}} The No I in Team boy gets run over by the "CHILDREN" van. | + | *Email [[sisters]] — Strong Bad sarcastically remarks he'll save a poorly-written email to show his kids. |
| - | *[[Super Brave!!]] {{--}} [[School]] children send pictures of [[Homestar Runner]]. | + | *Email [[personal favorites]] — Strong Bad remarks on how "his emails are like his childrens". |
| - | *Email [[personal favorites]] {{--}} Strong Bad remarks on how "his emails are like his childrens". | + | *Email [[kids book]] — Strong Bad 'writes' a book for kids. |
| - | *Email [[kids' book]] {{--}} Strong Bad "writes" a book for kids. | + | *Email [[for kids]] — [[Homsar]] hosts a children's TV show. |
| - | *[[Strong Badia National Anthem]] {{--}} Strong Bad is joined by a class of first graders.
| + | *Email [[bottom 10]] — [[Limozeen]] releases an album titled "Feed the Childrens". |
| - | *[[Thy Dungeonman II]] {{--}} The wrapper of the Super Mutton Pop warns that severe head [[explosion]] may occur if eaten by a [[Dongrel]] or child under 2.
| + | *Email [[alternate universe]] — [[Senor Cardgage]] sings about "[letting] the little childrens go". |
| - | *Email [[for kids]] {{--}} [[Homsar]] hosts a [[Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?|children's TV show]]. | + | *Email [[secret identity]] — Strong Bad says that he has children in his secret family in Broiter Grove. |
| - | *Email [[montage]] {{--}} The [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]] is said to now live with its spouse and two children in the end-credits photo montage.
| + | *[[Trogday '08]] — Children join Strong Bad's song. |
| - | *[[Senorial Day]] {{--}} [[Senor Cardgage]] invites children to gamble <!-- Maybe "gambol"? The exact word is unclear; see the toon's talk page. --> around the campfire.
| + | *[[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] — The first line and the page title both mention "short children". |
| - | *Email [[bottom 10]] {{--}} [[Limozeen]] releases an album entitled "Feed the Childrens". | + | *[[Grumblecakes (video)|Grumblecakes]] — Strong Bad, speaking about [[grumblecakes]], says "I feeds my kids with em". |
| - | *[[Grumblecakes (video)|Grumblecakes]] {{--}} Strong Bad, speaking about [[Grumblecakes]], says, "I feeds my kids with 'em". | + | *[[Fall Float Parade]] — Coach Z says that the [[Marshie]] Balloon has got to frighten some children. |
| - | *[[Fall Float Parade]] {{--}} [[Coach Z]] says that the [[Marshie]] balloon has got to frighten some children.
| + | *[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] — Coach Z introduces himself to the kids as the Drive Thru Whale, and says he'll "chop off their legs". |
| - | *Email [[secret identity]] {{--}} Strong Bad says that he has children in his [[Secret Identities#Vance Mudgeman|secret family]] in Broiter Grove. | + | *[[Costume Commercial]] — The announcer attempts to sell "Homestar Runner Halloween Costumes and Products" to kids. |
| - | *Email [[myths & legends]] {{--}} [[Bubs]] says that his [[Bear Holding a Shark]] [[Alcohol|shot glasses]] are always popular with the kids. | + | *[[Coach Z's 110%]] — Coach Z advertises that his videos will get the "results your youngster needs." |
| - | *Email [[alternate universe]] {{--}} Senor Cardgage sings about "[letting] the little childrens go".
| + | *[[On Break]] — Strong Bad mentions children bothering him while he is in the [[Tragic Clown Dog]] costume. Coach Z mentions that he scoops up children and throws them into the ball bath, but finds that one is trapped in the head of his costume. |
| - | *[[Thy Dungeonman 3]] {{--}} One of the questions the [[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters#Hag|Hag]] asks is how many "wee hags" she had with her husband Cramforth.
| + | *[[Punkin Show]] — Homestar warns that one of the pumpkins may be "unsuitable for childrens." |
| - | *Email [[redesign]] {{--}} Strong Bad's redesign of the [[No Loafing Sign|"No Loafing!" sign]] includes a molten-Plexiglas look to give it "that 'children under 3 are sure to choke on it' goodness".
| + | *[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] — Strong Bad mentions he could join the RED team with the Heavy to watch the team get grenaded by eight year olds. |
| - | *Email [[coloring]] {{--}} Strong Bad reluctantly refers to the students of [[Marzipan]]'s [[L.U.R.N.]] as children. Marzipan stresses that they're not called children, but rather "Life-Blossoms".
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| - | *[[Trogday 08]] {{--}} Children join Strong Bad's song.
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| - | *[[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] {{--}} The first line and the page title both mention "short children". | + | |
| - | *Email [[licensed]] {{--}} Strong Bad mentions looking foward to dropping his kids off at [[Papa Cardgage's Puddin' Patch]] while on his way to the dog tracks. | + | |
| - | *Email [[buried]] {{--}} Strong Bad describes the [[Taranchula Black Metal Detector|metal detector]] as "America's coolest children's game show consolation prize". | + | |
| - | *[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] {{--}} Coach Z introduces himself to the kids as the [[Drive-Thru Whale]], and, parodying the garbled [[catch phrase]], says he'll "chop off their legs". | + | |
| - | *Email [[rated]] {{--}} Bubs and Coach Z work with Strong Bad to get into a RRR-rated movie by pretending to be his kids.
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| - | *[[Costume Commercial]] {{--}} The announcer attempts to sell "[[Homestar Runner Halloween Costumes & Products]]" to kids. | + | |
| - | *[[Baddest of the Bands]] {{--}} Bubs mentions that he accepts first-born children as payment.
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| - | *[[Coach Z's 110%]] {{--}} Coach Z advertises that his videos will get the "results your youngster needs". | + | |
| - | *[[On Break]] {{--}} Strong Bad mentions children bothering him while he is in the [[Tragic Clown Dog]] costume. Coach Z mentions that he scoops up children and throws them into the ball bath, but finds that one is trapped in the head of his costume. | + | |
| - | *[[Punkin Show]] {{--}} Homestar warns that one of the [[pumpkins]] may be "unsuitable for childrens". | + | |
| - | *[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] {{--}} Strong Bad mentions he could join the RED team with the Heavy to watch the team get grenaded by eight-year-olds. | + | |
| - | *Email [[sbemail 206]] ([[sbemail 206#Easter Eggs|Easter egg]]) {{--}} An animatronic [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] advertises "Olde Time Jones [[Drug]] Filled Tonic", claiming that "it's for children, you!"
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| - | *[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] {{--}} "Bloody-eyed found footage children" are one of the overused horror clichés mentioned by Strong Bad.
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| - | *[[Characters from Yonder Website]] {{--}} One of the side effects of [[Smarty Juice]] is unbelievably soothing children's programming.
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| - | *{{postref|1076645683367694336|22|Dec|2018}} {{--}} Strong Bad says that a fan-made 3D version of [[Strong Badia]] reminds him of his failed local access children's program, ''The Strong Badia Bunch''.
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| - | *[[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods]] {{--}} The storybook's cover describes it as "a thoroughly hollowed ween story for [[Redundancy|kids and children aboth]]".
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| - | *[[Thy Dungeonman Instruction Manual]] {{--}} If [[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Collagen]] were to become unnaturally good at everything after discovering his mother was a dungeonwoman, it would only work for his first few stories, with the young children who read them inserting themselves into the blank canvas of his character.
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| | ==See also== | | ==See also== |
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| | *[[Parents]] | | *[[Parents]] |
| | *[[Ages of Characters]] | | *[[Ages of Characters]] |
| - | [[Category:Recurring Themes]] | + | [[Category:Inside Jokes]] |
