User:Will

G'bye.

Haldo! I'm gonna be on here for a bit of the weekend. If you think I'm awesome and you want to tell me, tell me now!

Hey guys. I won't be on as much as I used to. My parents say that it's not good for me to be as obsessed about this beautiful place as I obviously am. I might even be leaving in a couple of days, so I hope you guys miss me. Even though I know nobody will.

Assuming I leave (which I have) here are some people I need to say good bye to:

• Dot comster:Whatever, man. You know how much I idolize you, through good times and bad.
• The Frothy Two:A truly great stalker user. Seriously, no kidding. Always there to lend a hand. We may not always agree on music, but she's still prooty prooty cool.
• Lightningbird L19: You're a great and efficient user. You've always been nice to me.
• Abdi: My welcomer. Wrote a truly inspiring essay. Also a sysop now. That's pretty sweet.
• BlueJay: Great to talk to on IRC. A wonderful sysop with a great sense of humor.
• Roy 27: Happy marthday, man! Great to have you around here.
• Bubs: I'll never forget how much work you did on the wooky. A great contributor.
• Trendy Purse: I'll never forget the enthusiasm you first had when you joined the wiki. A really cool person.
• Thingy: Keep on holding that grudge when we voted to de-sysop you, man. Keep on grudgin'.
• The day of Joe: Dude, you are like, my God. In a weird sort of way.
• Flamepigeon: You're a great sysop. I guess I may never break that habit. ;)
• Racing oil: You have some great pics on your userpage.
• E.L. Lame: "E.L. Cool? More like E.L. not Cool! Haha!" Dude, you're a sysop. That's really great.
• Mercury: Great with tech help. Helped me create my sig, too. And my sig rocks, man. Wanna see it? Tough!
• Hasn't Matt?: A truly sincere person with a large repository of Sci-fi knowledge. Has a great sense of humor.
• MachinegunBob: Also a great sysop.
• Bluebry waffles: You've got a truly goofy sense of humor, man. And you're good at making up pastries, that you are.
• Troy83: You helped me with my userboxes. That makes you instanty awesome.
• Leppy: A respected user. You've finally become a sysop, great for you.
• Dan the Mcdonalds A really nice user. Great with photoshop.
• Nick Kocovski: A really nice person. Always sincere.
• Olleropel: Really good user.
• Cancer-free primate: You have an awesome sense of humor. Keep on being funny.
• A totally-irrelevant username: Conga ratz on your sysopness.
• Tame follower: I'm amazed that you finally got sysop privilages. You rock, man.
• Phillip: Once again, conga ratz on your sysopness. You're a great user.
• Heimy: Once again, conga ratz.

I find it a bit sad that, while I know people will miss me, I won't be known as a great contributor, or the guy who was always there to help like some of the sysops are. I will never be known as that. I'll be known as the guy who always gave sysops crap about my grudges against users. I always, somehow, found a way to get someone (usually Dot com) PO'd. I hate that. Sometimes, I look in talk pages that I haven't visited in months, and I see replies I had never seen before. All of them are negative. What did I do wrong? Apparently, too many things to count. How, I'm amazed. I really do hate that.