Teen Girl Squad Deaths
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|1]]||N/A||"Voip" [['d]] by [[Visor Robot]]||"Punt!"[['d]] by dinosaur||"Arrow'd!" by [[Arrow'd Guy]]||N/A | |[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|1]]||N/A||"Voip" [['d]] by [[Visor Robot]]||"Punt!"[['d]] by dinosaur||"Arrow'd!" by [[Arrow'd Guy]]||N/A | ||
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| - | |[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|2]]||N/A||N/A||"Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat!" by Thomas||N/A||Boy squashed by "Children!" truck | + | |[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|2]]||N/A||N/A||"Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat!" by Thomas (survived)||N/A||Boy squashed by "Children!" truck |
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|[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|3]]||N/A||N/A||"possums..."||"MSG[['d]]!"||N/A | |[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|3]]||N/A||N/A||"possums..."||"MSG[['d]]!"||N/A | ||
Revision as of 21:39, 14 July 2009
The comic "Teen Girl Squad", written by Strong Bad, often has its characters die (or get injured) in each episode, due to being subjected to Strong Bad's overimaginative (and hilarious) cruelty.
Injuries and Deaths
| Issue | Cheerleader | So and So | What's Her Face | The Ugly One | Other |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | N/A | "Voip" 'd by Visor Robot | "Punt!"'d by dinosaur | "Arrow'd!" by Arrow'd Guy | N/A |
| 2 | N/A | N/A | "Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat!" by Thomas (survived) | N/A | Boy squashed by "Children!" truck |
| 3 | N/A | N/A | "possums..." | "MSG'd!" | N/A |
| 4 | "Cerebellum'd!" | Fell down a bottomless pit | Squashed by "NO pounds" (survived) | Squashed by "YOU'RE NOT" potatoes (survived) | N/A |
| 5 | "Sailing mishap!" | Punted by Cheerleader (survived) | N/A | "Perch!" | N/A |
| 6 | Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion(survived) | Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived) | Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion(survived) | Wave of Babies(survived) | N/A |
| 7 | "Squished" | Mrs. Commanderson | Mrs. Commanderson | Mrs. Commanderson | Tompkins "died...somehow" (torso takes silver) |
| 8 | Eaten by shark | "Twenty-sided-die'd!" | Eaten by shark | "Floor tom'd! Step mom'd! Pom Pom'd?" | N/A |
| 9 | "Driver's Ed'd!" | Put on a play with port-a-john, didn't get very good reviews | Ate a bowl of Staple Sauce | BFF-Bau! From! Froosh! | N/A |
| 10 | "Caber toss'd!" | p0wned by Tompkin's video game | "Lathe'd!" by A Mighty Warrior | N/A | N/A |
| 11 | "Blinding Voip!" by Sci-Fi Greg's shirtless torso | Incarcerated after shoplifting(survived) | "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!" | "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!" | Camp counselor got "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!" |
| 12 | Killed by USB dongle goblin falling | Run over by TINES racing car | N/A | "Bad Ju-Ju'd!" | Class Prez killed by falling USB dongle goblin |
| 13 | "Eau de Toilette!" | Garbage disposal | Snack mix, in Tompkin's parlor with the PRETZEL STICK! | "Dangled off a hotel balcony'd!""Then dropped from said balcony'd!" into a bayonet tailgate party | Tompkins: "BABYSAT!" |
| 14 | " | So & So (as Scantron)'s Dixon Ticonderoga Laser Blade Attack vs. Mimeograph's Hyper Turbo Fill in the Blank Barrage | Revenge of the Cross Country Bake Sale! | N/A | Seniors:"Come-uppance" with garbage cans dumped on them |
| 15 | "Pretty Prism!" | "Betrayal!" by UbuntuFan91 (Open-Source Greg's Avatar) | "Sparrow'd!" (A new twist on an old classic!) | N/A | Sci-Fi Greg: N/A; D 'n' D Greg: Gutted like sheep by Manolios Ugly One; Open Source Greg: N/A; Japanese Culture Greg: "Uncanny Valley'd!"; Tompkins:"Tenerrow'd!" |
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