Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds

STRONG BAD: Weclome back to more {logo comes onscreen} Skills of an Artist! Today is Alliteration Day. We're gonna draw {moves marker rhythmically to the words} Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds! {logo fades out} Let's go! I make drawing dot-dot-dot!

{Strong Bad begins drawing a vertical line.}

STRONG BAD: Everybody, side-take your hearts out.

{Strong Bad draws another vertical line to the right of the first one.}

STRONG BAD: Vrrrt.

{Strong Bad connects the two vertical lines with a curved line on the bottom.}

STRONG BAD: And then we do a close-'em-up here. Little like a little smile. {hover-traces the line} Just a teeny smile. Hmm?

{Strong Bad draws two upside-down parabolas within the open shape.}

STRONG BAD: And now, some vaunted humps. {points out the two toenails} These are his weird, giant, chitinous toenails. Now, let's sever this mug! Okay!

{Strong Bad draws a serrated curve at the top to close the shape.}

STRONG BAD: I'd definitely use a serrated knife, so let's make the incision here. Oh yeah, that looks so good.

{Cut to later. Strong Bad has already drawn a straight curve within the serrated curve.}

STRONG BAD: {drawing a cartoon-style bone on top} Now here's his chib... fibula. Leg. It's his leg bone.

{Cut to later. Strong Bad has closed the shape around the exposed leg bone, and added extra curves around the bone to resemble muscle flesh.}

STRONG BAD: And you couldn't make a cut like that without urrrgh... little mess.

{Strong Bad draws a dripping shape coming out from the exposed flesh on the top.}

STRONG BAD: {adding an extra blood drop} Just a little mess.

{Cut to later. Shading lines have been drawn on the left side of the leg and the left side of the toenails.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, since this is Strong Sad, it's got to be casting a pall.

{Strong Bad draws several small lines to the right of the leg to create a shadow.}

STRONG BAD: {zig-zagging over the shadow} Lookit that pall.

{Cut to later. The shadow is now scribbled more fully.}

STRONG BAD: BUt you can't leave a drawing like this lying around your house. What if Mom comes in? So, now we get clever.

{Strong Bad draws dots on the toenails to make them look like doors with knobs.}

STRONG BAD: Okay, let's see, here's a doorknob.

{Strong Bad draws vertical shading lines on the doors.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, these are some lovely wooden doors.

{Strong Bad draws a square shape above the doors.}

STRONG BAD: These are the... {writing in the sign} Chef's Bafrooms.

{Strong Bad points to the exposed bone on top, which he modifies to like a chef's toque.}

STRONG BAD: Because this a chef's hat! Y'know what I'm saying? Look! {drawing an arrow and writing out} Chef's hat. Mom will never suspect a thing! And uh, this blood is uh, {drawing an arrow and writing out} marinara, of course. Because this place is for chefs to use the bathroom.

{Strong Bad draws an awning on the left side of the bathrooms.}

STRONG BAD: So, naturally, there'd be a little café over here.

{A small table with two chairs is drawn underneath the awning.}

STRONG BAD: Little bistro. Lookit that! Mom will never know the difference!

{Strong Bad writes a series of S's in time with each word.}

STRONG BAD: Strong Sad's Soft Severed Soolnds. You could just tell Mom that this {hovers over the S's} SSSSS, that's the sound of the people, the chefs! Peeing! In the restroom! That's great, she'll love it! Okay, see you next time!

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Trivia

The Tweet text reads, "Join along with me as we chop off Strong Sad's leg together!"
The YouTube description reads, "Go from severed leg to quaint bistro restrooms in no time! It's marinara, mom!"

[edit] Remarks

There is some blood coming out of the soolnd.
Strong Bad diguises his drawing as a chefs' bathroom to hide it from the viewer's mother, and writes the sound of the chefs peeing.

[edit] Inside References

The subject of the drawing is Strong Sad's severed soolnds.
Strong Bad greets the viewers with "weclome".
"Dot dot dot" was said out loud in Under Construction.

[edit] External Links

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 '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}
-'''Date:''' Friday, August 18, 2017 ([[@StrongBadActual|Twitter]]), Thursday, August 24, 2017 ([[YouTube]])
+'''Date:''' Friday, August 18, 2017 ([[@StrongBadActual|Twitter]]); Thursday, August 24, 2017 ([[YouTube]])
 '''Running Time:''' 1:58
+'''Page Title:''' Mom will never know!
 ==Transcript==
-''{Cut to a red boxing glove holding a marker in front of a whiteboard designed to look like lined paper; the music from [[dragon]] plays}''
+''{Video opens showing Strong Bad's boxing glove holding an uncapped marker.}''
-'''STRONG BAD:''' Weclome back to more Skills of an Artist! ''{the title appears onscreen}'' Today is alliteration day! We're gonna draw: Strong Sad's severed soolnds! Let's go! I make drawing, dot-dot-dot! ''{video cut}'' Everybody, ''{draws two rough vertical lines next to each other}'' side-take your hearts out! ''{makes sound effects for the second line}'' And then we do a close-'em-up here... ''{draws a curved bottom of the shape}'' Look like a little smile... just a... teeny smile... hrrmm? ''{video cut}'' And now, some vaunted humps. ''{draws two hump shapes connected to the bottom}'' These are his weird, giant, chitinous toenails. Now, let's sever this mug! Okay. ''{starts drawing a zig-zagged, curved line, closing the top off}'' I'd definitely use the serrated knife... so let's make the incision here... oh yeah, that looks so good... ''{draws a smoother curve within the zig-zagged line; video cut; he starts drawing a cartoon-y bone sticking out of the severed surface}'' Now, here's his tib... fibula... leg... it's his leg bone. ''{video cut; he has now closed off the top completely and added curved lines surrounding the bone}'' And, you couldn't make a cut like that without&mdash; ''{draws a drip down the side of the leg}'' eurrh, a little mess. Just a little mess. ''{video cut; he has now added hatch shading to the leg, toenails, and bone}'' Uh, since this is Strong Sad, it's gonna be casting a pall. ''{draws a shadow off to the right out of hatch lines}'' Look at that pall. ''{darkens it with a squiggly line; video cut}'' But you can't leave a drawing like this lying around your house! What if Mom comes in? So, now we get clever! ''{video cut; he adds dots resembling doorknobs to the toenails}'' Okay, let's see, here's a doorknob... ''{adds vertical lines down the "doors"}'' Oh, these are some lovely... wooden doors... ''{video cut; he has added a rectangle above them}'' These are... the chefs'... bafrooms... ''{writes "Chefs Bafrooms" on the rectangle}'' Because this is a chef's hat! ''{decorates the bone on the top to look more like a chef's hat}'' You know what I'm sayin'? Look! ''{draws an arrow pointing to it and writes:}'' Chef's hat! Mom will never suspect a thing! And uh, this blood is, uh... ''{draws another arrow pointing to the blood drip and writes:}'' marinara! Of course. Because this place is for chefs to use the bathroom! So, naturally there'd be a little... ''{draws a small café awning to the left side}'' café over here... ''{video cut; he adds quick chairs and a table underneath}'' little bistro... Look at that! ''{gestures broadly to the board}'' Mom will never know the difference! ''{writes five S's underneath the drawing as he speaks}'' Strong Sad's soft severed soolnds... and you could just tell mom that this "sssss"... that's the sound of the people&mdash; the chefs! Peeing! In the restroom! That's great, she'll love it! Okay! See you next time!
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Weclome back to more ''{logo comes onscreen}'' Skills of an Artist! Today is Alliteration Day. We're gonna draw ''{moves marker rhythmically to the words}'' Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds! ''{logo fades out}'' Let's go! I make drawing dot-dot-dot!
+''{Strong Bad begins drawing a vertical line.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Everybody, side-take your hearts out.
+''{Strong Bad draws another vertical line to the right of the first one.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Vrrrt.
+''{Strong Bad connects the two vertical lines with a curved line on the bottom.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' And then we do a close-'em-up here. Little like a little smile. ''{hover-traces the line}'' Just a teeny smile. Hmm?
+''{Strong Bad draws two upside-down parabolas within the open shape.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' And now, some vaunted humps. ''{points out the two toenails}'' These are his weird, giant, chitinous toenails. Now, let's sever this mug! Okay!
+''{Strong Bad draws a serrated curve at the top to close the shape.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd definitely use a serrated knife, so let's make the incision here. Oh yeah, that looks so good.
+''{Cut to later. Strong Bad has already drawn a straight curve within the serrated curve.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{drawing a cartoon-style bone on top}'' Now here's his chib... fibula. Leg. It's his leg bone.
+''{Cut to later. Strong Bad has closed the shape around the exposed leg bone, and added extra curves around the bone to resemble muscle flesh.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' And you couldn't make a cut like that without urrrgh... little mess.
+''{Strong Bad draws a dripping shape coming out from the exposed flesh on the top.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{adding an extra blood drop}'' Just a little mess.
+''{Cut to later. Shading lines have been drawn on the left side of the leg and the left side of the toenails.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, since this is Strong Sad, it's got to be casting a pall.
+''{Strong Bad draws several small lines to the right of the leg to create a shadow.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{zig-zagging over the shadow}'' Lookit that pall.
+''{Cut to later. The shadow is now scribbled more fully.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' BUt you can't leave a drawing like this lying around your house. What if Mom comes in? So, now we get clever.
+''{Strong Bad draws dots on the toenails to make them look like doors with knobs.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's see, here's a doorknob.
+''{Strong Bad draws vertical shading lines on the doors.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, these are some lovely wooden doors.
+''{Strong Bad draws a square shape above the doors.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' These are the... ''{writing in the sign}'' Chef's Bafrooms.
+''{Strong Bad points to the exposed bone on top, which he modifies to like a chef's toque.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Because this a chef's hat! Y'know what I'm saying? Look! ''{drawing an arrow and writing out}'' Chef's hat. Mom will never suspect a thing! And uh, this blood is uh, ''{drawing an arrow and writing out}'' marinara, of course. Because this place is for chefs to use the bathroom.
+''{Strong Bad draws an awning on the left side of the bathrooms.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' So, naturally, there'd be a little café over here.
+''{A small table with two chairs is drawn underneath the awning.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Little bistro. Lookit that! Mom will never know the difference!
+''{Strong Bad writes a series of S's in time with each word.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad's Soft Severed Soolnds. You could just tell Mom that this ''{hovers over the S's}'' SSSSS, that's the sound of the people, the chefs! Peeing! In the restroom! That's great, she'll love it! Okay, see you next time!
 ==Fun Facts==
 ===Trivia===
-*The [[@StrongBadActual|Tweet text]] reads "Join along with me as we chop off Strong Sad's leg together!"
+*The [[@StrongBadActual|Tweet text]] reads, "Join along with me as we chop off Strong Sad's leg together!"
-*The [[YouTube]] description reads "Go from severed leg to quaint bistro restrooms in no time! It's marinara, mom!"
+*The [[YouTube]] description reads, "Go from severed leg to quaint bistro restrooms in no time! It's marinara, mom!"
+===Remarks===
+*There is some [[blood]] coming out of the soolnd.
+*Strong Bad diguises his drawing as a chefs' bathroom to hide it from the viewer's [[Parents|mother]], and writes the sound of the chefs [[peeing]].
 ===Inside References===
-*Strong Bad draws Strong Sad's [[Severed Body Parts|severed]] [[soolnds]].
+*The subject of the drawing is [[Strong Sad]]'s [[Severed Body Parts|severed]] [[soolnds]].
+*Strong Bad greets the viewers with "[[Unusual Greetings#Weclome|weclome]]".
 *"Dot dot dot" was said out loud in [[Under Construction]].
-*There is some [[blood]] coming out of the soolnd.
-*Strong Bad diguises his drawing as a chefs' bathroom to hide it from your [[Parents|mom]], and writes the sound of the chefs [[peeing]].
 ==External Links==
-{{extlinks|youtube=lit1KQw1y6g|twitter=898551267118780418}}
+{{nextlinks|toons/skoa1|youtube=lit1KQw1y6g|twitter=898551267118780418}}
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