Posh Toilet Paper

STRONG BAD: Welcome back to more {logo appears} Skills of an Artist. Today, by popular demand, we're gonna draw {logo fades out} a roll of posh toliet paper. {screeching} I make drawing fun! {normal voice} Here we go. First of all, we need to make a squanched oval for the top.

{Strong Bad draws an oval shape that does not quite connect perfectly.}

STRONG BAD: Squaaanch it out. And then inside, a similar squanched oval.

{Strong Bad draws a smaller oval within the first one.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, it kinda looks like a squished Strong Sad head.

{Strong Bad draws little markings between the ovals and fills in the center oval.}

STRONG BAD: {imitating Strong Sad's whining} Ooh! Aah! I've been squaaanched! {normal voice} Look, we can turn this into what we need.

{Strong Bad continues to draw curves within the ovals.}

STRONG BAD: These are just some of the rimulets of the different plies of TP. All right. Now a couple of side-takes.

{Strong Bad draws a vertical line on the left edge of the outer oval, and another on the right edge.}

STRONG BAD: And then, a bottom close-'em-up.

{Strong Bad draws a curve between the two vertical lines to close the shape, making a cylinder.}

STRONG BAD: Look at that. It's already coming together. Now, so this thing is unfurling,

{Strong Bad draws a curve jutting out from the top of the right side of the toilet paper.}

STRONG BAD: Look that that. Curve-'em-ups.

{Strong Bad draws another curve on the bottom.}

STRONG BAD: Curve-'em-ups.

{Strong Bad draws a vertical line connecting the two curves.}

STRONG BAD: And another side-take. See that? And look, this is a little scrimmage piece.

{Strong Bad draws a thin, vertical dotted line within the unfurling sheet.}

STRONG BAD: So the perforation is right here.

{Strong Bad traces over the vertical edge of the toilet paper to appear ripped.}

STRONG BAD: I don't know who ripped it off in between perfs. But that person can not-a-longer use my toilets.

{Strong Bad draws another dotted vertical line on the cylinder.}

STRONG BAD: All right. Look at this thing! Now, we've got to make it posh. The only way to do that, you guessed it, is an ascot!

{Strong Bad draws a shape coming out from the bottom edge of the toilet paper, shaded with short lines and a circle in the middle.}

STRONG BAD: Oh man, this thing is totally wearing an ascot.

{He continues drawing more lines below the ascot, but stops midway.}

STRONG BAD: Look at that... uh, you know what? Nevermind. {adds whisker lines from the circle on the ascot} It's a kitty. {adds eyes to the cat's face} Let's just make it a kitty. {adds two points for ears} Oh, this kitty! {draws a curvy arm on the left so the cat is holding up the toilet paper} Is holding up some toilet paper! {draws the right arm holding the unfurled edge} Do it, kitty!

{Strong Bad draws a large tail and shades it in with a zig-zag.}

STRONG BAD: So there you have it. What could be more posh than having a cat give you your toilet paper for each wipe? See you next time!

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The Tweet text reads "Don't worry, there's a sbemail creepin in the bushes. I swear! But until then... skill out on this!"
The YouTube description reads "Squanch it out! Draw the fanciest toilet papes money can buy."

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 '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}
-'''Date:''' Wednesday, July 26, 2017 ([[@StrongBadActual|Twitter]]), Thursday, August 24, 2017 ([[YouTube]])
+'''Date:''' Wednesday, July 26, 2017 ([[@StrongBadActual|Twitter]]); Thursday, August 24, 2017 ([[YouTube]])
 '''Running Time:''' 1:36
+'''Page Title:''' In between perfs!
 ==Transcript==
-''{Cut to a red boxing glove holding a marker in front of a whiteboard designed to look like lined paper; the music from [[dragon]] plays}''
+''{Video opens with Strong Bad's boxing glove holding an uncapped marker.}''
-'''STRONG BAD:''' Welcome back to more "Skills of an Artist"! ''{the title appears on screen}'' Today, by popular demand, we're gonna draw... a roll of posh toilet paper! ''{sings in a exaggeratedly nasal<!-- how would you describe this? --> voice}'' I make drawing fun! ''{normal voice}'' Here we go! First of all, we need to make a squanched oval for the top. ''{draws an oval}'' Squaaanch it out... and then inside, a similar squanched oval. ''{draws another oval inside the first}'' Or it kinda looks like a squished Strong Sad head. ''{draws Strong Sad eyes in the first oval and fills in the second to look like a mouth; imitating Strong Sad}'' Ohh, ohhh, I've been squaaanched! ''{normal voice}'' Look, we can turn this into... what we need! ''{turns the Strong Sad eyes into two curvy lines, and draws the same curvy lines on the other side}'' These are just some of the rimulets... of the different plies of TP. All right. Now a couple of side-takes. ''{draws the sides of the toilet paper}'' And then, a bottom close-'em-up. ''{draws the bottom}'' Look at that. It's already coming together. Now, so this thing is unfurling. ''{draws two curvy lines on the right side}'' Look at that. Curve-'em-ups... curve-'em-ups... and another side-take! ''{draws the side of the paper}'' See that? And look, this is a little... scrimmage piece, ''{draws a dotted line on the paper}'' so the perforation is right here. I don't know who ripped it off... in between perfs. ''{draws a zigzag on the edge of the paper so it appears to be ripped in half}'' But that person can no longer use my toilets. ''{draws another dotted line on the roll}'' All right... look at this thing! Now, we've got to make it posh. The only way to do that, you guessed it, is an ascot! ''{begins to draw an ascot below the roll}'' Oh man... this thing is totally wearin' an ascot! Look at tha&mdash; huh? You know what, nevermind. It's a kitty. ''{draws whiskers, eyes, and cat ears on the ascot}'' Let's just make it a kitty. ''{draws arms holding up the toilet paper}'' Ohh, this kitty! He's holding up some toilet paper! Do it, kitty! So there you have it. What could be more posh than having a cat give you your toilet paper for each wipe? See you next time! ''{cut to black}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Welcome back to more ''{logo appears}'' Skills of an Artist. Today, by popular demand, we're gonna draw ''{logo fades out}'' a roll of posh toliet paper. ''{screeching}'' I make drawing fun! ''{normal voice}'' Here we go. First of all, we need to make a squanched oval for the top.
+''{Strong Bad draws an oval shape that does not quite connect perfectly.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Squaaanch it out. And then inside, a similar squanched oval.
+''{Strong Bad draws a smaller oval within the first one.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, it kinda looks like a squished Strong Sad head.
+''{Strong Bad draws little markings between the ovals and fills in the center oval.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Strong Sad's whining}'' Ooh! Aah! I've been squaaanched! ''{normal voice}'' Look, we can turn this into what we need.
+''{Strong Bad continues to draw curves within the ovals.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' These are just some of the rimulets of the different plies of TP. All right. Now a couple of side-takes.
+''{Strong Bad draws a vertical line on the left edge of the outer oval, and another on the right edge.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' And then, a bottom close-'em-up.
+''{Strong Bad draws a curve between the two vertical lines to close the shape, making a cylinder.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Look at that. It's already coming together. Now, so this thing is unfurling,
+''{Strong Bad draws a curve jutting out from the top of the right side of the toilet paper.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Look that that. Curve-'em-ups.
+''{Strong Bad draws another curve on the bottom.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Curve-'em-ups.
+''{Strong Bad draws a vertical line connecting the two curves.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' And another side-take. See that? And look, this is a little scrimmage piece.
+''{Strong Bad draws a thin, vertical dotted line within the unfurling sheet.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' So the perforation is right here.
+''{Strong Bad traces over the vertical edge of the toilet paper to appear ripped.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know who ripped it off in between perfs. But that person can not-a-longer use my toilets.
+''{Strong Bad draws another dotted vertical line on the cylinder.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' All right. Look at this thing! Now, we've got to make it posh. The only way to do that, you guessed it, is an ascot!
+''{Strong Bad draws a shape coming out from the bottom edge of the toilet paper, shaded with short lines and a circle in the middle.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man, this thing is totally wearing an ascot.
+''{He continues drawing more lines below the ascot, but stops midway.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Look at that... uh, you know what? Nevermind. ''{adds whisker lines from the circle on the ascot}'' It's a kitty. ''{adds eyes to the cat's face}'' Let's just make it a kitty. ''{adds two points for ears}'' Oh, this kitty! ''{draws a curvy arm on the left so the cat is holding up the toilet paper}'' Is holding up some toilet paper! ''{draws the right arm holding the unfurled edge}'' Do it, kitty!
+''{Strong Bad draws a large tail and shades it in with a zig-zag.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' So there you have it. What could be more posh than having a cat give you your toilet paper for each wipe? See you next time!
 ==Fun Facts==
-===Trivia===
 *The [[@StrongBadActual|Tweet text]] reads "Don't worry, there's a [[too cool|sbemail]] creepin in the bushes. I swear! But until then... skill out on this!"
-*The [[YouTube]] description reads "Squanch it out! Draw the fanciest toilet papes money can buy."
+*The [[YouTube]] description reads "Squanch it out! Draw the fanciest [[toilet paper|toilet]] [[papes]] money can buy."
 ==External Links==
-{{extlinks|youtube=0h0pdijjs3c|twitter=890243924538904577}}
+{{nextlinks|toons/skoa4|youtube=0h0pdijjs3c|twitter=890243924538904577}}
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