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''{Video opens with Strong Bad's boxing glove holding an uncapped marker.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Welcome back to more ''{logo appears}'' Skills of an Artist. Today, by popular demand, we're gonna draw ''{logo fades out}'' a roll of posh toliet paper. ''{screeching}'' I make drawing fun! ''{normal voice}'' Here we go. First of all, we need to make a squanched oval for the top.
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|width=50%|Strong Bad's boxing glove holds a marker in front of a whiteboard that has been lined so as to look like notebook paper, and the music from the [[Trogdor]]-drawing scene in [[dragon]] plays throughout the video. As he says the title, it appears on the screen, with "Skills" in yellow, "Artist" in horizontal rainbow, and "of an" slowly fading in.
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''{Strong Bad draws an oval shape that does not quite connect perfectly.}''
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|width=50%|Welcome back to more "Skills of an Artist"! Today, by popular demand, we're gonna draw... a roll of posh toilet paper! ''{sings in a exaggeratedly nasal<!-- how would you describe this? --> voice}'' I make drawing fun! ''{normal voice}'' Here we go! First of all, we need to make a squanched oval for the top.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Squaaanch it out. And then inside, a similar squanched oval.
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''{Strong Bad draws a smaller oval within the first one.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, it kinda looks like a squished Strong Sad head.
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''{Strong Bad draws little markings between the ovals and fills in the center oval.}''
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|''{imitating Strong Sad}'' Ohh, ohhh, I've been squaaanched!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating Strong Sad's whining}'' Ooh! Aah! I've been squaaanched! ''{normal voice}'' Look, we can turn this into what we need.
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''{Strong Bad continues to draw curves within the ovals.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' These are just some of the rimulets of the different plies of TP. All right. Now a couple of side-takes.
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''{Strong Bad draws a vertical line on the left edge of the outer oval, and another on the right edge.}''
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|He draws two vertical lines below the ovals, both connecting at the top to the edges of first oval, making up the sides of the toilet paper.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' And then, a bottom close-'em-up.
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''{Strong Bad draws a curve between the two vertical lines to close the shape, making a cylinder.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Look at that. It's already coming together. Now, so this thing is unfurling,
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''{Strong Bad draws a curve jutting out from the top of the right side of the toilet paper.}''
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|Now, so this thing is unfurling. Look at that. Curve-'em-ups... curve-'em-ups...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Look that that. Curve-'em-ups.
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''{Strong Bad draws another curve on the bottom.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Curve-'em-ups.
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''{Strong Bad draws a vertical line connecting the two curves.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' And another side-take. See that? And look, this is a little scrimmage piece.
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''{Strong Bad draws a thin, vertical dotted line within the unfurling sheet.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' So the perforation is right here.
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|He begins to draw a small ascot below the roll. He begins with two lines connected to the bottom of the roll, both curving rightwards in the middle. He connects the two curvy lines with a line curving downwards in the center, and adds vertical lines inside the shape at the bottom. He draws an oval in the center, and at the edges of the ascot, he adds two lines pointing down.
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|The only way to do that, you guessed it, is an ascot! Oh man... this thing is totally wearin' an ascot! Look at tha&mdash; huh?
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''{Strong Bad traces over the vertical edge of the toilet paper to appear ripped.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know who ripped it off in between perfs. But that person can not-a-longer use my toilets.
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''{Strong Bad draws another dotted vertical line on the cylinder.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' All right. Look at this thing! Now, we've got to make it posh. The only way to do that, you guessed it, is an ascot!
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''{Strong Bad draws a shape coming out from the bottom edge of the toilet paper, shaded with short lines and a circle in the middle.}''
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|So there you have it. What could be more posh than having a cat give you your toilet paper for each wipe? See you next time!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man, this thing is totally wearing an ascot.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Look at that... uh, you know what? Nevermind. ''{adds whisker lines from the circle on the ascot}'' It's a kitty. ''{adds eyes to the cat's face}'' Let's just make it a kitty. ''{adds two points for ears}'' Oh, this kitty! ''{draws a curvy arm on the left so the cat is holding up the toilet paper}'' Is holding up some toilet paper! ''{draws the right arm holding the unfurled edge}'' Do it, kitty!
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''{Strong Bad draws a large tail and shades it in with a zig-zag.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' So there you have it. What could be more posh than having a cat give you your toilet paper for each wipe? See you next time!
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"What could be more posh than having a cat give you your toilet paper for each wipe?"

Strong Bad attempts to draw a roll of posh toilet paper.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad

Date: Wednesday, July 26, 2017 (Twitter); Thursday, August 24, 2017 (YouTube)

Running Time: 1:36

Page Title: In between perfs!

[edit] Transcript

{Video opens with Strong Bad's boxing glove holding an uncapped marker.}

STRONG BAD: Welcome back to more {logo appears} Skills of an Artist. Today, by popular demand, we're gonna draw {logo fades out} a roll of posh toliet paper. {screeching} I make drawing fun! {normal voice} Here we go. First of all, we need to make a squanched oval for the top.

{Strong Bad draws an oval shape that does not quite connect perfectly.}

STRONG BAD: Squaaanch it out. And then inside, a similar squanched oval.

{Strong Bad draws a smaller oval within the first one.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, it kinda looks like a squished Strong Sad head.

{Strong Bad draws little markings between the ovals and fills in the center oval.}

STRONG BAD: {imitating Strong Sad's whining} Ooh! Aah! I've been squaaanched! {normal voice} Look, we can turn this into what we need.

{Strong Bad continues to draw curves within the ovals.}

STRONG BAD: These are just some of the rimulets of the different plies of TP. All right. Now a couple of side-takes.

{Strong Bad draws a vertical line on the left edge of the outer oval, and another on the right edge.}

STRONG BAD: And then, a bottom close-'em-up.

{Strong Bad draws a curve between the two vertical lines to close the shape, making a cylinder.}

STRONG BAD: Look at that. It's already coming together. Now, so this thing is unfurling,

{Strong Bad draws a curve jutting out from the top of the right side of the toilet paper.}

STRONG BAD: Look that that. Curve-'em-ups.

{Strong Bad draws another curve on the bottom.}

STRONG BAD: Curve-'em-ups.

{Strong Bad draws a vertical line connecting the two curves.}

STRONG BAD: And another side-take. See that? And look, this is a little scrimmage piece.

{Strong Bad draws a thin, vertical dotted line within the unfurling sheet.}

STRONG BAD: So the perforation is right here.

{Strong Bad traces over the vertical edge of the toilet paper to appear ripped.}

STRONG BAD: I don't know who ripped it off in between perfs. But that person can not-a-longer use my toilets.

{Strong Bad draws another dotted vertical line on the cylinder.}

STRONG BAD: All right. Look at this thing! Now, we've got to make it posh. The only way to do that, you guessed it, is an ascot!

{Strong Bad draws a shape coming out from the bottom edge of the toilet paper, shaded with short lines and a circle in the middle.}

STRONG BAD: Oh man, this thing is totally wearing an ascot.

{He continues drawing more lines below the ascot, but stops midway.}

STRONG BAD: Look at that... uh, you know what? Nevermind. {adds whisker lines from the circle on the ascot} It's a kitty. {adds eyes to the cat's face} Let's just make it a kitty. {adds two points for ears} Oh, this kitty! {draws a curvy arm on the left so the cat is holding up the toilet paper} Is holding up some toilet paper! {draws the right arm holding the unfurled edge} Do it, kitty!

{Strong Bad draws a large tail and shades it in with a zig-zag.}

STRONG BAD: So there you have it. What could be more posh than having a cat give you your toilet paper for each wipe? See you next time!

[edit] Fun Facts

  • The Tweet text reads "Don't worry, there's a sbemail creepin in the bushes. I swear! But until then... skill out on this!"
  • The YouTube description reads "Squanch it out! Draw the fanciest toilet papes money can buy."

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