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==Coach Z's fondness for things that are moist== | ==Coach Z's fondness for things that are moist== | ||
| - | *[[Halloween Fairstival]] | + | *[[Halloween Fairstival]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] mocks Coach Z's "Haunted Locka-room" and asks, "You got anything that's not just gross and moist?" |
| - | *[[DNA Evidence]] | + | *[[DNA Evidence]] {{--}} Coach Z recalls that, as Damp Towel Man, he discovered an especially-attractive damp towel and exclaimed, "Moist molecules! A green-stained damp towel! The rarest and most powerful kind!" Also, in an Easter egg, a [[Strong Badman]] cover page depicts a comic book version of Damp Towel Man wearing a presumably-damp towel with a caption reading "Moist molecules!!" |
| + | *Email [[shapeshifter]] {{--}} Coach Z uses a moistened hundred dollar bill to purchase a Lamborghini hot tub from [[Bubs]]. | ||
| + | *[[On Break]] {{--}} Coach Z describes the smells coming from his [[Drive-Thru Whale]] costume as being "Damp, moist, kimchi!" | ||
==Unusual usages== | ==Unusual usages== | ||
| - | *Email [[funny]] | + | *Email [[funny]] {{--}} Strong Bad asks [[The Cheat]] if he's going to use a moist chamois (pronounced as "sham-oyce") to clean up some [[ketchup]]. |
| - | *[[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]] [[Cheat Commandos (toon)#DVD Commentary|DVD | + | *[[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]] ([[Cheat Commandos (toon)#DVD Commentary|DVD commentary]]) {{--}} [[Homestar Runner]] asks [[Mike Chapman]] if the inside of a television set is moist. |
| - | *[[Thy Dungeonman 3]] | + | *Email [[old comics]] {{--}} [[The Castlefunnies]] comic strip tries to creep back into the mainstream by releasing the [[King Castlefunny Pencil Moistener]] in response to the short-lived Dry Pencil Scare of '47. |
| - | *[[The Baloneyman]] | + | *[[Thy Dungeonman 3]] {{--}} Putting on the glove results in the response, "Ye slips the unfortunately moist [[flask]] getting glove onto thy hand." |
| - | *[[Homestar Ruiner]] | + | *Email [[mini-golf]] {{--}} Strong Bad mentions a "fun-time emporium" called Waterslide [[Dan]]'s MoistWorld. |
| - | *[[Strong Badia the Free]] | + | *[[Somber Vacation]] {{--}} Strong Bad believed that [[Strong Sad]] was in a barrel "moistening" himself (Strong Sad insists it's called "The Dampening".) |
| - | *[[8-Bit Is Enough]] | + | *[[The Baloneyman]] {{--}} The page title of the toon, presumably describing Bubs's baloney sandwiches, reads "Moist and Hot on a Hot, Moist Day!" |
| - | *[[ | + | *[[Homestar Ruiner]] {{--}} Coach Z describes Homestar's locker as "a moist one". |
| + | *[[Strong Badia the Free]] {{--}} Strong Bad describes Strong Badian currency ([[Quesos|quesos]]) as "the most moist and juicy of all barely legal tender". | ||
| + | *[[8-Bit Is Enough]] {{--}} Homestar says that Coach Z bet him "a moist Benjamin" that he (Homestar) couldn't catch a quarter in his mouth. | ||
| + | *[[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1]] {{--}} While playing an unknown video game, [[Blue Laser Commander]] exclaims, "What kind of power-up is 'moist beam'?!" | ||
| + | *[[Coach Z pukes in dude's toupee]] {{--}} The description for this [[YouTube]] video indicates that Coach Z "[[Puke|pukemakes]] most moistly". | ||
[[Category:Word running gags]] | [[Category:Word running gags]] | ||
Current revision as of 03:19, 4 November 2022
Moist is an adjective meaning moderately or slightly wet or damp. Evidence indicates that Coach Z has an atypical affinity for things that are moist, not least of which being his alter-ego, Damp Towel Man's, job (collecting damp towels) and catch phrase ("Moist molecules!"). Aside from this, The Brothers Chaps have found some unique and unexpected ways to employ this word.
[edit] Coach Z's fondness for things that are moist
- Halloween Fairstival — Strong Bad mocks Coach Z's "Haunted Locka-room" and asks, "You got anything that's not just gross and moist?"
- DNA Evidence — Coach Z recalls that, as Damp Towel Man, he discovered an especially-attractive damp towel and exclaimed, "Moist molecules! A green-stained damp towel! The rarest and most powerful kind!" Also, in an Easter egg, a Strong Badman cover page depicts a comic book version of Damp Towel Man wearing a presumably-damp towel with a caption reading "Moist molecules!!"
- Email shapeshifter — Coach Z uses a moistened hundred dollar bill to purchase a Lamborghini hot tub from Bubs.
- On Break — Coach Z describes the smells coming from his Drive-Thru Whale costume as being "Damp, moist, kimchi!"
[edit] Unusual usages
- Email funny — Strong Bad asks The Cheat if he's going to use a moist chamois (pronounced as "sham-oyce") to clean up some ketchup.
- Cheat Commandos (DVD commentary) — Homestar Runner asks Mike Chapman if the inside of a television set is moist.
- Email old comics — The Castlefunnies comic strip tries to creep back into the mainstream by releasing the King Castlefunny Pencil Moistener in response to the short-lived Dry Pencil Scare of '47.
- Thy Dungeonman 3 — Putting on the glove results in the response, "Ye slips the unfortunately moist flask getting glove onto thy hand."
- Email mini-golf — Strong Bad mentions a "fun-time emporium" called Waterslide Dan's MoistWorld.
- Somber Vacation — Strong Bad believed that Strong Sad was in a barrel "moistening" himself (Strong Sad insists it's called "The Dampening".)
- The Baloneyman — The page title of the toon, presumably describing Bubs's baloney sandwiches, reads "Moist and Hot on a Hot, Moist Day!"
- Homestar Ruiner — Coach Z describes Homestar's locker as "a moist one".
- Strong Badia the Free — Strong Bad describes Strong Badian currency (quesos) as "the most moist and juicy of all barely legal tender".
- 8-Bit Is Enough — Homestar says that Coach Z bet him "a moist Benjamin" that he (Homestar) couldn't catch a quarter in his mouth.
- Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1 — While playing an unknown video game, Blue Laser Commander exclaims, "What kind of power-up is 'moist beam'?!"
- Coach Z pukes in dude's toupee — The description for this YouTube video indicates that Coach Z "pukemakes most moistly".
