Sammich

STRONG BAD: Welcome back to another {logo appears} Skills of an Artist. Today, I'm gonna teach you guys how to draw, a sammich! {logo disappears} I make drawing fun! We start out with a squish-tangle.

{Strong Bad begins drawing three sides of a parallelogram.}

STRONG BAD: {with each side} Pwah, pwah, pwah. {tracing over the first line} First we do the tangles, and then we give it a squish.

{Strong Bad closes the shape by drawing a bulging curve on the top, creating a shape like a slice of bread.}

STRONG BAD: Vrrroop. Kinda looks like a chef hat, moving rapidly this way. Prreeow!

{Strong Bad draws a depth line on the right side of the bread.}

STRONG BAD: And now to give it some depth, {drawing a rectangle below the bottom} we add four shortened pizzangs!

{He closes the shape with a diagonal line, creating a three-dimensional slice of bread.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, look at that! {shading the crust} That piece of bread is jumping right off the page! {tracing over the top of the slice} Vwah!

{Strong Bad speckles the top of the slice with dots.}

STRONG BAD: And now, we add some dotties, that are like the air bubbles. From the leavening process. Y'know what I'm saying?

{Strong Bad begins to draw a wavy line below the bread that resembles lettuce.}

STRONG BAD: Now for the toppings. First we do some lettuce. Kinda looks like the bread's being electrocuted. Bzzzzzzh! And now we'll put on the meats.

{Strong Bad draws curves sticking out from the bottom of the lettuce surrounding the bread.}

STRONG BAD: We've got some salami, some pastrami, and some season-four-tulami. Look at that. Spilling all out on the sides. And now for the main course, which is, a severed pig's head.

{Strong Bad draws large curves below the meat, resembling the shape of a pig's head with a snout and an ear.}

STRONG BAD: Here it comes. {drawing the mouth and adding nostrils to the the snout} Ah, oinkers! {adding the eyes with X's in them} It had to be done! {adding a tongue sticking out} To make forth my sammich! And um, you know, I like to reattach the tail.

{Strong Bad draws a squiggly line coming out the back of the pig's head.}

STRONG BAD: To the head. For dramatic effect. Okay, so this is not very centered on the page.

{Strong bad draws a shaded curve on the bottom of the pig's head.}

STRONG BAD: Put the bottom slice of bread. And up here, it's gotta be me!

{Strong Bad draws a large circle above the sammich, and sloppily adds his mask onto it.}

STRONG BAD: O'bm know, somebody gotta eat this sammich. {Mumbles a couple times.} Look at that hideous maw!

{Strong Bad has drawn himself with a massive open mouth and a row of teeth. He adds two circles on the sides of the pig's head for his boxing gloves, and shades the interior of the mouth.}

STRONG BAD: Ready to chew down on some tender jowls. And that's how you draw a ham sammich.

{Strong Bad writes the words "THAT'S IT!!"}

STRONG BAD: So, that's it! See you next time for more Skills of an Artist!

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Trivia

The Tweet text reads "No sbemail yet. But maybe an art lesson will tide you guys over!"
The YouTube description reads "The master of the foreshortened pizzang draws a ham sammy. Mmmm...seasoned fortulami."

[edit] Inside References

The word "sammich" has been used on several other occasions, most notably in reference to the Baloney Sammich Truck.
The main course is a severed pig's head.

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-{{soaanav|Sammich|prev|next}}
+{{askoanav|toons/skoa2}}
+{{avideostuffnav|toons/skoa2|nolink=true}}
+[[File:TwitterSOAA1.png|thumb|250px|Ready to chew down on some tender jowls.]]
+{{abouttoon}} {{for|word "sammich"|Sandwiches#Sammich}}
-[[File:TwitterSOAA1.png|thumb|"Somebody's gotta eat this sammich."]]
+Strong Bad kicks off his [[live action]] [[Skills of an Artist]] series by drawing a sammich.
-Strong Bad kicks off his live-action "Skills of an Artist" series.
+'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}
-'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}
+'''Date:''' Wednesday, July 12, 2017 ([[@StrongBadActual|Twitter]]); Thursday, August 24, 2017 ([[YouTube]])
-'''Places:''' [[White Board]]
+'''Running Time:''' 1:54
-'''Date:''' Wednesday, July 12, 2017
+'''Page Title:''' Oh dang! Pizzang!
-'''Running Time:''' 1:55
+==Transcript==
+''{Video opens with Strong Bad's boxing glove holding an uncapped marker.}''
-'''Page Title:''' No sbemail yet. But maybe an art lesson will tide you guys over!
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Welcome back to another ''{logo appears}'' Skills of an Artist. Today, I'm gonna teach you guys how to draw, a sammich! ''{logo disappears}'' I make drawing fun! We start out with a squish-tangle.
-==Transcript==
+''{Strong Bad begins drawing three sides of a parallelogram.}''
-''{start with Strong Bad's glove holding a marker in front of a white board that has been lined so as to look like notebook paper.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{with each side}'' Pwah, pwah, pwah. ''{tracing over the first line}'' First we do the tangles, and then we give it a squish.
+''{Strong Bad closes the shape by drawing a bulging curve on the top, creating a shape like a slice of bread.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Vrrroop. Kinda looks like a chef hat, moving rapidly this way. Prreeow!
+''{Strong Bad draws a depth line on the right side of the bread.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' And now to give it some depth, ''{drawing a rectangle below the bottom}'' we add four shortened pizzangs!
+''{He closes the shape with a diagonal line, creating a three-dimensional slice of bread.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, look at that! ''{shading the crust}'' That piece of bread is jumping right off the page! ''{tracing over the top of the slice}'' Vwah!
+''{Strong Bad speckles the top of the slice with dots.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' And now, we add some dotties, that are like the air bubbles. From the leavening process. Y'know what I'm saying?
+''{Strong Bad begins to draw a wavy line below the bread that resembles lettuce.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Now for the toppings. First we do some lettuce. Kinda looks like the bread's being electrocuted. Bzzzzzzh! And now we'll put on the meats.
+''{Strong Bad draws curves sticking out from the bottom of the lettuce surrounding the bread.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' We've got some salami, some pastrami, and some season-four-tulami. Look at that. Spilling all out on the sides. And now for the main course, which is, a severed pig's head.
+''{Strong Bad draws large curves below the meat, resembling the shape of a pig's head with a snout and an ear.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Here it comes. ''{drawing the mouth and adding nostrils to the the snout}'' Ah, oinkers! ''{adding the eyes with X's in them}'' It had to be done! ''{adding a tongue sticking out}'' To make forth my sammich! And um, you know, I like to reattach the tail.
+''{Strong Bad draws a squiggly line coming out the back of the pig's head.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' To the head. For dramatic effect. Okay, so this is not very centered on the page.
+''{Strong bad draws a shaded curve on the bottom of the pig's head.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Put the bottom slice of bread. And up here, it's gotta be me!
+''{Strong Bad draws a large circle above the sammich, and sloppily adds his mask onto it.}''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' O'bm know, somebody gotta eat this sammich. ''{Mumbles a couple times.}'' Look at that hideous maw!
+''{Strong Bad has drawn himself with a massive open mouth and a row of teeth. He adds two circles on the sides of the pig's head for his boxing gloves, and shades the interior of the mouth.}''
-'''STRONG BAD:''' Welcome back to another "Skills of an Artist"! ''{As Strong Bad says the title, it appears on the screen in front of him: "Skills" in yellow, "Artist" in horizontal rainbow, and "of an" fade in in script.}'' Today, I'm gonna teach you guys how to draw... a sammich! ''{quickly}'' I make drawing fun!
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Ready to chew down on some tender jowls. And that's how you draw a ham sammich.
-'''STRONG BAD:''' We start out with a squishtangle. First we draw the tangles... ''{while drawing each of three sides of a parallelogram}'' Quack, quack, quack... and then we give it the squish. ''{draws the curve on top to make it a piece of sliced bread}'' Droop... kinda looks like a... chef's hat, moving rapidly this way. Preeow! And now, to give it some depth, we add four shortened pizzangs! ''{gives it the depth of a slice of bread}'' Aww, look at that. ''{colors in the depth}'' That piece of bread is jumping right off the page! Whap! And now, we add some dotties, which are like, the air bubbles from the leavening process. You know what I'm saying?
+''{Strong Bad writes the words "THAT'S IT!!"}''
-'''STRONG BAD:''' Now, for the toppings. ''{drawing lettuce around the piece of bread}'' First we do some lettuce, kind of looks like the bread's being electrocuted... ''{makes buzzing electrical noise}'' Now, we'll put on the meats. ''{drawing circles around the lettuce}'' Add some salami, and some pastrami, and some seasoned portrilami... look at that, spilling all out on the sides...
+'''STRONG BAD:''' So, that's it! See you next time for more Skills of an Artist!
-'''STRONG BAD:''' And now, for the main course, which is... a severed pig's head. ''{drawing a severed pig's head}'' Here it comes. Oh, oinkers! It had to be done, to make for... a sammich. ''{crossing out the pig's eyes and drawing its tongue sticking out}'' And, uh, you know, I like to reattach the tail... to the head... ''{adds a tail}'' for dramatic effect.
+==Fun Facts==
+===Trivia===
+*The [[@StrongBadActual|Tweet text]] reads "No sbemail yet. But maybe an art lesson will tide you guys over!"
+*The [[YouTube]] description reads "The master of the foreshortened pizzang draws a ham sammy. Mmmm...seasoned fortulami."
-'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, so, this is not very centered... on the page, so ''{hastily adding the other piece of bread}'' put the bottom slice of bread, ''{motioning to the other side of the sandwich}'' and up here, it's gonna be me! ''{starts drawing himself}'' I don't know... somebody's gotta eat this sammich. ''{mumbles twice while hastily adding details to his face}'' Look at that hideous maw, ready to chew down on some tender jowels.
+===Inside References===
+*The word "[[Sandwiches#Sammich|sammich]]" has been used on several other occasions, most notably in reference to the [[Baloney Sammich Truck]].
+*The main course is a [[Severed Body Parts|severed pig's head]].
-'''STRONG BAD:''' And that's how you draw a ham sammich. ''{writes "THAT'S IT!!"}'' So... that's it! See you next time for more "Skills of an Artist!"
+==External Links==
+{{nextlinks|toon/skoa2|youtube=f7zMs8cFTKQ|twitter=885302124732665856}}
+{{skillsofanartistnav}}

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