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'''Pseudocharacters''' are [[items]] in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] that at some time or another are treated (and in some cases behave) as real characters. They variously talk, move, and interact with the main characters and the audience. Most pseudocharacters are totally depicted as inanimate objects except in a handful of appearances.
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'''Pseudocharacters''' are [[items]] in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] that at some time or another are treated (and in some cases behave) as real [[characters]]. They variously talk, move, and interact with the main characters and the audience. Most pseudocharacters are depicted as inanimate objects, though many have also appeared as sounds, locations, and even [[Allegedly Real Things|entirely fictional]] entities.
==Characters and their abilities==
==Characters and their abilities==
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''Note: this is a partial list of items identified as Pseudocharacters. For a complete list see [[:Category:Pseudocharacters]].''
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''Note: this is a partial list of items identified as pseudocharacters. For a complete list, see [[:Category:Pseudocharacters]].''
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===[[Lappy 486]]===
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*Appears in [[Lappy 486#Female Lappy 486|female form]] from time to time.
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*[[Sbemail 150?!?]]: Uses [[Malapropisms#Lappy 486|malaprops]] ("Tell whim I love" or "under stairs").
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*Email [[retirement]]: Tells [[Strong Bad]] that she dislikes hushpuppies.
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*Email [[hremail3184]]: Dies.
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===[[Compy 386]]===
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*Email [[couch patch]]: Tells Strong Bad to "cut it out" when he is trying to print out a million dollar bill.
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*Email [[virus]]: Dies
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*Email [[cliffhangers]]: Helps the Tandy 400 kidnap the Lappy 486.
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*Email [[retirement]]:
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**"Speaks" with The Paper.
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**Dies again.
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===[[Tandy 400]]===
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*Email [[gimmicks]]: Dies.
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*Email [[ghosts]]: Haunts Strong Bad in its "ghost" form.
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*Email [[cliffhangers]]: Helps the Compy 386 kidnap the Lappy 486.
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*Email [[retirement]]:
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**Controls a fishing rod with a magnet on the end that causes the Lappy to enter "Teal Screen of Near Death".
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**"Speaks" with The Paper.
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**Dies again.
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===[[The Paper]]===
===[[The Paper]]===
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*Responds to Strong Bad's commands.
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*Responds to [[Strong Bad]]'s commands.
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*[[Sick Day]]: Is able to get sick.
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*Email [[animal]] {{--}}  The Paper is shown being "scared" of the Lappy at first.
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*Email [[retirement]]:
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*[[Sick Day]] {{--}} Is able to get sick.
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*Email [[retirement]] {{--}}
**Translates the wishes of the Compy 386 and the Tandy 400 for Strong Bad.
**Translates the wishes of the Compy 386 and the Tandy 400 for Strong Bad.
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**Tells Strong Bad he likes hush puppies.
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**Tells Strong Bad he likes hushpuppies.
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*Email [[the paper]]:
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*Email [[the paper]] {{--}}
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**Can play sports.
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**Can play basketball.
**Ties up [[Homestar Runner]].
**Ties up [[Homestar Runner]].
**Redesigns himself as a goth or as a preppy paper.
**Redesigns himself as a goth or as a preppy paper.
**Rescues Strong Bad from a deserted island.
**Rescues Strong Bad from a deserted island.
**Dies.
**Dies.
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*Email [[animal]]: The Paper is shown being "scared" of the Lappy at first.
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*Email [[email thunder]] {{--}}
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*Email [[email thunder]]:
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**Comes back from the grave to beat up [[New Paper]].
**Comes back from the grave to beat up [[New Paper]].
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**Dies.
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**Dies again.
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===[[Tandy 400]]===
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*Email [[invisibility]] {{--}} Is thrown out and speaks its last words.
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*Email [[ghosts]] {{--}} Haunts Strong Bad in its "ghost" form.
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*Email [[cliffhangers]] {{--}} Helps the Compy 386 kidnap the Lappy 486.
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*Email [[retirement]] {{--}}
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**Controls a fishing rod with a magnet on the end that causes the Lappy to enter "Teal Screen of Near Death".
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**"Speaks" with The Paper.
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**Dies again.
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===[[Compy 386]]===
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*Email [[couch patch]] {{--}} Tells Strong Bad to "cut it out" when he is trying to print out a million dollar bill.
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*Email [[virus]] {{--}} Dies.
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*Email [[cliffhangers]] {{--}} Helps the Tandy 400 kidnap the Lappy 486.
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*Email [[retirement]] {{--}}
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**"Speaks" with The Paper.
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**Dies again.
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===[[Homestar Jr.]]===
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*[[Where's The Cheat?]] {{--}} [[Marzipan]] dotes on it like a child, and later confuses [[Homestar Runner]]'s speech for the sandwich talking.
===[[Frank Bennedetto]]===
===[[Frank Bennedetto]]===
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*Email [[army]]:
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*Email [[army]] {{--}}
**The members of the [[Homestarmy]] consider him to be a real member.
**The members of the [[Homestarmy]] consider him to be a real member.
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**Is a casualty of [[the Battle of Strong Badia]] (although it later transpires that he survived his injuries)
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**Is a casualty of [[the Battle of Strong Badia]] (although it later transpires that he survived his injuries).
**Has a "[[Mrs. Bennedetto|mother]]" from whom Homestar Runner tries to collect Frank's debt of five bucks.
**Has a "[[Mrs. Bennedetto|mother]]" from whom Homestar Runner tries to collect Frank's debt of five bucks.
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*Email [[more armies]]: Is honored with a "memorial statue".
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*Email [[more armies]] {{--}} Is honored with a "memorial statue".
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*[[Strong Badia The Free]]: Strong Bad honors Frank Bennedetto.
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*[[Strong Badia the Free]] {{--}} Strong Bad honors Frank Bennedetto.
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*[[Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum]] {{--}} Strong Bad tells amusing anecdotes to Frank aboard the S.S. Totalbelow and the Toptoast Party Barge 5000 during the Annual At-Ease Weekend. Frank appears to laugh and creates popcorn as he does so.
===[[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]===
===[[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]===
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*Email [[montage]]:
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*Email [[montage]] {{--}}
**Falls in love with Strong Bad.
**Falls in love with Strong Bad.
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**Is [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] co-worker.
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**Is [[The Cheat]]'s co-worker.
**Trains for and defeats Homestar in the [[Champeenship]].
**Trains for and defeats Homestar in the [[Champeenship]].
**Has a "spouse" and 2 children.
**Has a "spouse" and 2 children.
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===[[Lappy 486]]===
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*Appears in [[Lappy 486#Female Lappy 486|female form]] and speaks from time to time.
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*Email [[hremail 3184]] {{--}} Dies.
===[[New Paper]]===
===[[New Paper]]===
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*Emails [[the paper]], [[concert]], and [[bike thief]]: Attempts to impress Strong Bad.
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*Emails [[the paper]], [[concert]], and [[bike thief]] {{--}} Attempts to impress Strong Bad.
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*Emails [[the paper]], [[mini-golf]], [[original]], and [[email thunder]]: Responds to Strong Bad's vocal commands.
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*Emails [[the paper]], [[mini-golf]], [[original]], and [[email thunder]] {{--}} Responds to Strong Bad's vocal commands.
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*Email [[hremail3184]]: Dies.
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*Email [[hremail 3184]] {{--}} Presumably dies.
===[[Compé]]===
===[[Compé]]===
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*[[Compy Catalog]]: Plays a joke on Strong Bad.
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*[[Compy Catalog]] {{--}} Plays a joke on Strong Bad.
===[[F-Sack]]===
===[[F-Sack]]===
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*All appearances
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*Is able to talk out loud in all appearances.
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** Is able to talk out loud.
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==See Also==
==See Also==
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[[Category:Pseudocharacters|*]]
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[[Category:Recurring Themes]]

Current revision as of 23:25, 9 October 2023

I'm hate hushpuppies.

Pseudocharacters are items in the Homestar Runner universe that at some time or another are treated (and in some cases behave) as real characters. They variously talk, move, and interact with the main characters and the audience. Most pseudocharacters are depicted as inanimate objects, though many have also appeared as sounds, locations, and even entirely fictional entities.

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[edit] Characters and their abilities

Note: this is a partial list of items identified as pseudocharacters. For a complete list, see Category:Pseudocharacters.

[edit] The Paper

  • Responds to Strong Bad's commands.
  • Email animal — The Paper is shown being "scared" of the Lappy at first.
  • Sick Day — Is able to get sick.
  • Email retirement —
    • Translates the wishes of the Compy 386 and the Tandy 400 for Strong Bad.
    • Tells Strong Bad he likes hushpuppies.
  • Email the paper —
    • Can play basketball.
    • Ties up Homestar Runner.
    • Redesigns himself as a goth or as a preppy paper.
    • Rescues Strong Bad from a deserted island.
    • Dies.
  • Email email thunder —
    • Comes back from the grave to beat up New Paper.
    • Dies again.

[edit] Tandy 400

  • Email invisibility — Is thrown out and speaks its last words.
  • Email ghosts — Haunts Strong Bad in its "ghost" form.
  • Email cliffhangers — Helps the Compy 386 kidnap the Lappy 486.
  • Email retirement —
    • Controls a fishing rod with a magnet on the end that causes the Lappy to enter "Teal Screen of Near Death".
    • "Speaks" with The Paper.
    • Dies again.

[edit] Compy 386

  • Email couch patch — Tells Strong Bad to "cut it out" when he is trying to print out a million dollar bill.
  • Email virus — Dies.
  • Email cliffhangers — Helps the Tandy 400 kidnap the Lappy 486.
  • Email retirement —
    • "Speaks" with The Paper.
    • Dies again.

[edit] Homestar Jr.

[edit] Frank Bennedetto

  • Email army —
    • The members of the Homestarmy consider him to be a real member.
    • Is a casualty of the Battle of Strong Badia (although it later transpires that he survived his injuries).
    • Has a "mother" from whom Homestar Runner tries to collect Frank's debt of five bucks.
  • Email more armies — Is honored with a "memorial statue".
  • Strong Badia the Free — Strong Bad honors Frank Bennedetto.
  • Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum — Strong Bad tells amusing anecdotes to Frank aboard the S.S. Totalbelow and the Toptoast Party Barge 5000 during the Annual At-Ease Weekend. Frank appears to laugh and creates popcorn as he does so.

[edit] Wagon Fulla Pancakes

  • Email montage —
    • Falls in love with Strong Bad.
    • Is The Cheat's co-worker.
    • Trains for and defeats Homestar in the Champeenship.
    • Has a "spouse" and 2 children.

[edit] Lappy 486

[edit] New Paper

[edit] Compé

[edit] F-Sack

  • Is able to talk out loud in all appearances.

[edit] See Also

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