User:Invisible Robot Fish

Yes! All will tremble at the crack of our eggs and the hush of our 2-ply toilet papers.

I am a sucker for obscure references, and I thought my username should be no different. This name refers to the SB email#16 Band Names. This was the same historic email that introduced us to the band Limozeen! What fun. Outside of the H*R Universe I usually go by the username of topguncali or calitopgun, as Top Gun is nickname I've had since high school (although since its been a long time since high school, very few people know of this nickname, let alone call me it). I love the movie Top Gun despite its many technical and logistical inaccuracies.

• Created the articles What are you supposed to be?, The Chalkboard, Spooky Tree, Site Components (by the suggestions of It's dot com and Stux), Boots, and Happy Hallow-day Costumes
• Added level pics and formatted the table for the Scrolling Shooter Games Menu
• Created Cast of Characters With No Visible Arms for Lack of Visible Arms
• reformatted Hanging Objects and added 14 images
• Created the image for A History and added a few sections
• Re-organized Fourth Wall Breaks into sections and ordered them by date of appearance.
• Created a hexadecimal color chart for easy reference (later improved by Tom).
• Re-organized Nicknames into sections and ordered them by date of appearance.
• Helped cleanup Secret Pages, Barnstars, and Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender
• Went through all emails to make sure each page had the same format of Cast, Places, Computer, Date, Running Time, and Page Title
• Re-organized the Project page so that one can actually tell what needs to be done I think it's funny that I made a project out of the project page.
• Added navigation button to all toon in the categories of Big Toons, Shorts, PBTC, Puppet Stuff, TGS, Character Videos, and Main Pages.
• Total number of IP ranges reported for the great NSMC bot trolling of aught five: 60
• Number of trolls reported: 2
• Came out of retirement to do the transcript for Decomposing_Pumpkins
• I celebrated my ten year HRwiki anniversary in October 2014!

My real name is Chris Cali (כריס) and I am a long-time wiki user, and an even longer H*R fan. I consider myself one the original crop of fans that remember things like the old formats of the website, and things like A Jumping Jack Contest. I was born in 1981 and have a beautiful wife Christie. I have 5 children; Anthony - born in 2005, Jocelyn - born in 2007, Elijah - born in 2009, Arabella - born in 2011, and Micah - born in 2014. I live in Chesterfield Virginia.

I love obscure references (hence my username) and love of Homestar Runner.

Favorite Quotes Found in the Wiki:

• What about option 4: the "Homestar talking into a banana" is actually a service robot programmed by Louis and Gilbert from Revenge of the Nerds to provide a visual representation of the messages left on the answering machine. The answering machine is, of course, connected to the "Homestar" robot by invisible nanowires or Marzipan's wireless network. from Trey56 ...link to quote
• This item was declined like there's no tomorrow... from It's dot com ...link to quote
• (from a user talking about The Cheat) Having a fake I.D. in the first place implies that The Cheat is, unlike several other characters, under 21 years of age, or at least too young to engage in some age-restricted activity in Free Country, U.S.A.
  [Reply] or he could also be an illigal alien or a secret agent. in short: rv from E.L. Cool ...link to quote
• ...it's Homestar: "But He's In Space! from KieferSkunk ...link to quote

I love Christian Rock Music including Casting Crowns, Charlie Hall, Chris Tomlin, David Crowder, Chris Rice, Steven Curtis Chapman, Ginny Owens, Third Day, Reliant K, MercyMe, Todd Agnew, Building 429, KJ-52, Israel Houghton... to name a few I like Rock of various types and Oldies including Billy Joel, Aerosmith, Dire Straits, Mark Knopfler, Simon & Garfunkel, The Everly Brothers, Kansas, Bruce Springstein, James Taylor, Jimmy Buffet, Credence Clearwater Revival, Steeley Dan, and Fleetwood Mac... to name a few

I like Country including Brad Paisely, Tim McGraw, John Michael Montgomery, Montgomery Gentry, Eagles, Toby Keith, Reba McEntire, Alan Jackson, Rascal Flatts, Garth Brooks, and Charlie Daniels ... to name a few

I have more eclectic music tastes including Da Vinci's Notebook, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Eddie From Ohio, Dar Williams, Frank Sinatra, Great Big Sea, Straight No Chaser, and The Real Group

My favorite comedians are Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engval, and Dana Carvey.

I like watching The Muppets (although been a little downhill since Jim Henson's passing but I'm loyal)

I love aviation. I have been out of the game awhile, but would love to get back into the game. I used to fly a Cessna Skylane 182 RG. I want to eventually get my instrument rating and mulit-engine so that I can fly the Piper Seneca V.

I have been a baseball umpire since 1994 now. I am currently:

• Varsity umpire with ODUA
• D3 college for Old Dominion Athletic Conference (ODAC)
• JUCO, D3, and D1 college for Mid-Atlantic College Umpires (MAC)
• D2 and D1 college for the Collegiate Baseball Umpires Association (CBUAO)
• Conferences I work for:
  • MEAC
  • A-10
  • NE-10
  • ECC
  • NEC
  • CAA
  • Great Southwest
  • MACC
  • CACC
  • American East
  • USA South
  • Big South

• Getting on the A-10 staff
• Getting on the Big South Staff

• Getting my first Regional
• Getting State High School play-offs (semi-finals and above)

That's me in a nutshell.