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| - | + | == Where is IRF? == | |
| + | IRF is busy...really, really, busy. With the three kids, working, and umpiring, I unfortunately have no time to wiki. I have been a H*R fan forever and a member of this fine wiki for several years. I hope that this is not the end to a chapter in my life. With the job that I have now, I have risen to the level to where I actually have important stuff to do. In my hay-day of wiking I would wiki instead of working...and when I went home, I'd wiki, but that really isn't an option anymore. I still make a few edits here and there, but as far I see it now, my days of coming close to resembling a power user are over. Still talk to me though, I log in about once a month. | ||
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| + | == My Mantle == | ||
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| - | | | + | | <center>'''Most Improved'''<br/>Awarded for my answer<br/>in [[User:Trey56#NES_Endings_Trivia_Challenge|Trey56's NES challenge]] </center>|| <center>'''Pizza Trophy Award'''<br/>Awarded for my work on<br/>[[User_talk:Invisible_Robot_Fish/Talk_Archive_Mike_Chapman%27s_Card|Mike's 2007 birthday card]] </center> || <center>'''Some Award'''<br/>Awarded for my<br/>[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Bluebry&oldid=393895#Math math skilz] </center> |
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| - | | | + | == Beginings == |
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| + | [[Peasant%27s Quest|Haldo]]! I'm Invisible Robot Fish (IRF for short). | ||
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| + | I've been around this great, big internet of ours a few times, so I know what I'm talking about. I made my first edit to this wiki on {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=time_capsule&diff=prev&oldid=7396 October 5, 2004}}. Amazingly, this edit survived to the present day. How is that for starting out on right foot, huh? Anywho, I was {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User_talk:Invisible_Robot_Fish&oldid=101066 welcomed}} two months later by the [[Special:Listusers/proprietor|proprietor]] himself, [[User:JoeyDay|Joey Day]]. To date, I have made a total of [[Special:Contributions/Invisible Robot Fish|2700+ edits]]. {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Special:Contributions&limit=2000&target=Invisible_Robot_Fish&namespace=0 1040+}} of them have been mainspace edits. | ||
| - | + | ==About My Username== | |
| + | <div style="border:5px solid #CCC; font-family:Georgia; padding: .5em 1em 1em; color: #000; background-color: #CFC"> | ||
| + | [[Image:Therobotaction.PNG|left|120px|IRF]] | ||
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| - | + | I am a sucker for obscure references, and I thought my username should be no different. This name refers to the [[band_names|<span style="color:#003300;">SB email#16 Band Names</span>]]. This was the same historic email that introduced us to the band [[Limozeen|<span style="color:#003300;">Limozeen</span>]]! What fun. | |
| - | Outside of the H*R Universe I usually go by the username of topguncali or calitopgun, as Top Gun is nickname I've had since high school (although since its been a long time since high school, very few people know of this nickname, let alone call me it). I love the movie Top Gun despite its many technical and logistical | + | Outside of the H*R Universe I usually go by the username of topguncali or calitopgun, as Top Gun is nickname I've had since high school (although since its been a long time since high school, very few people know of this nickname, let alone call me it). I love the movie Top Gun despite its many technical and logistical inaccuracies. |
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| - | + | ==My Contributions== | |
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| - | *Created the | + | [[Image:CGNU Crest.png|left|120px|...probably]] |
| - | + | *Created the articles [[What are you supposed to be%3F|What are you supposed to be?]], [[The Chalkboard]], [[Spooky Tree]], [[Site Components]] (<small>''by the suggestions of [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] and [[User:Stux|Stux]]''</small>), [[Boots]], and [[Happy Hallow-day Costumes]] | |
| - | *Added level pics and formatted the table for the [[ | + | *Added level pics and formatted the table for the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]] |
| - | *Created | + | *Created [[Lack of Visible Arms#Cast of Characters With No Visible Arms|Cast of Characters With No Visible Arms]] for [[Lack of Visible Arms]] |
| - | * | + | *reformatted [[Hanging Objects]] and added 14 images |
| - | *Total | + | *Created the image for [[HRWiki:A History|A History]] and added a few sections |
| + | *Re-organized [[Fourth Wall Breaks]] into sections and ordered them by date of appearance. | ||
| + | *Created a [[Help:Color codes|hexadecimal color chart]] for easy reference (<small>''later improved by [[User:Tom|Tom]]''</small>). | ||
| + | *Re-organized [[Nicknames]] into sections and ordered them by date of appearance. | ||
| + | *Helped cleanup [[Secret Pages]], [[HRWiki:Barnstars|Barnstars]], and [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender]] | ||
| + | *Went through all emails to make sure each page had the same format of Cast, Places, Computer, Date, Running Time, and Page Title | ||
| + | *Re-organized the [[HRWiki:Projects|Project]] page so that one can actually tell what needs to be done ''I think it's funny that I made a project out of the project page.'' | ||
| + | *Added navigation button to all toon in the categories of Big Toons, Shorts, PBTC, Puppet Stuff, TGS, Character Videos, and Main Pages. | ||
| + | *Total number of [[HRWiki:ProxyBlocks|IP ranges reported]] for the great NSMC bot trolling of aught five: 60 | ||
*Number of trolls reported: 2 | *Number of trolls reported: 2 | ||
| - | + | *Came out of retirement to do the transcript for [[Decomposing_Pumpkins]] | |
| - | + | *I celebrated my [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=time_capsule&diff=prev&oldid=7396 ten year] HRwiki anniversary in October 2014! | |
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| + | ==About Me== | ||
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| + | {{clear}} | ||
| + | My real name is Chris Cali (<big>כריס</big>) and I am a long-time wiki user, and an even longer H*R fan. I consider myself one the original crop of fans that remember things like the [[Old Flash Stuff|old formats of the website]], and things like [[A Jumping Jack Contest]]. I was born in 1981 and have a beautiful [http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-05/AA83EB46-A994-4312-8872-4E482A6518DC.jpg wife] [[User:IRF's wife|Christie]]. I have 5 children; Anthony - born in 2005, Jocelyn - born in 2007, Elijah - born in 2009, Arabella - born in 2011, and Micah - born in 2014. I live in Chesterfield Virginia. | ||
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I love obscure references (hence my username) and love of Homestar Runner. | I love obscure references (hence my username) and love of Homestar Runner. | ||
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| - | : | + | '''<Big>Favorite Quotes Found in the Wiki:</Big>'''<br> |
| - | ::< | + | *What about option 4: the "Homestar talking into a banana" is actually a service robot programmed by Louis and Gilbert from [http://imdb.com/title/tt0088000/ Revenge of the Nerds] to provide a visual representation of the messages left on the answering machine. The answering machine is, of course, connected to the "Homestar" robot by invisible nanowires or Marzipan's wireless network.'' from [[User:Trey56|Trey56]] [[HRWiki:STUFF/Archive/Marzipan%27s Answering Machine Version 13.2#Banana Manana.3F|...link to quote]]'' |
| - | + | *This item was declined like there's no tomorrow...'' from [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] [[Talk:lady fan#PikaCheat.2C I choose you.21|...link to quote]]'' | |
| - | + | *''(from a user talking about The Cheat) Having a fake I.D. in the first place implies that The Cheat is, unlike several other characters, under 21 years of age, or at least too young to engage in some age-restricted activity in Free Country, U.S.A.'' <br>[Reply] or he could also be an illigal alien or a secret agent. in short: rv'' from [[User:E.L. Cool|E.L. Cool]] {{p|l=http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=The_Cheat&diff=prev&oldid=382813 ...link to quote}} '' | |
| - | + | *...it's Homestar: "But He's In Space! ''from [[User:KieferSkunk|KieferSkunk]] [[HRWiki talk:Logo redesign 2006#Summary to this point|...link to quote]] '' | |
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| - | + | ==Some of my tastes== | |
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| + | http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/nyyankees.jpg | ||
| + | {{clear}} | ||
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| + | I love Christian Rock Music including Casting Crowns, Charlie Hall, Chris Tomlin, David Crowder, Chris Rice, Steven Curtis Chapman, Ginny Owens, Third Day, Reliant K, MercyMe, Todd Agnew, Building 429, KJ-52, Israel Houghton... to name a few | ||
| + | I like Rock of various types and Oldies including Billy Joel, Aerosmith, Dire Straits, Mark Knopfler, Simon & Garfunkel, The Everly Brothers, Kansas, Bruce Springstein, James Taylor, Jimmy Buffet, Credence Clearwater Revival, Steeley Dan, and Fleetwood Mac... to name a few | ||
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| + | I like Country including Brad Paisely, Tim McGraw, John Michael Montgomery, Montgomery Gentry, Eagles, Toby Keith, Reba McEntire, Alan Jackson, Rascal Flatts, Garth Brooks, and Charlie Daniels ... to name a few | ||
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| + | I have more eclectic music tastes including Da Vinci's Notebook, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Eddie From Ohio, Dar Williams, Frank Sinatra, Great Big Sea, Straight No Chaser, and The Real Group | ||
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| + | My favorite comedians are Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engval, and Dana Carvey. | ||
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| + | I like watching The Muppets (although been a little downhill since Jim Henson's passing but I'm loyal) | ||
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| + | I love aviation. I have been out of the game awhile, but would love to get back into the game. I used to fly a Cessna Skylane 182 RG. I want to eventually get my instrument rating and mulit-engine so that I can fly the Piper Seneca V. | ||
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| + | I have been a baseball umpire since 1994 now. I am currently: | ||
| + | * Varsity umpire with [http://www.odua.org <span style="color:#990033;">ODUA</span>] | ||
| + | * D3 college for Old Dominion Athletic Conference ''(ODAC)'' | ||
| + | * JUCO, D3, and D1 college for Mid-Atlantic College Umpires ''(MAC)'' | ||
| + | * D2 and D1 college for the Collegiate Baseball Umpires Association ''(CBUAO)'' | ||
| + | * Conferences I work for: | ||
| + | **''MEAC'' | ||
| + | **''A-10'' | ||
| + | **''NE-10'' | ||
| + | **''ECC'' | ||
| + | **''NEC'' | ||
| + | **''CAA'' | ||
| + | **''Great Southwest'' | ||
| + | **''MACC'' | ||
| + | **''CACC'' | ||
| + | **''American East'' | ||
| + | **''USA South'' | ||
| + | **''Big South'' | ||
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| + | My short-term goals: | ||
| + | * Getting on the A-10 staff | ||
| + | * Getting on the Big South Staff | ||
| + | Longer-term goals: | ||
| + | * Getting my first Regional | ||
| + | * Getting State High School play-offs (semi-finals and above) | ||
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| + | http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/052_2.jpg | ||
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| + | ''working the plate for VCU vs. VMI | ||
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That's me in a nutshell. | That's me in a nutshell. | ||
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| - | + | ==Haiku Corner== | |
| - | + | Inspired by [[User:Stux|Stux]] | |
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| - | + | ! My Haiku | |
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| - | | | + | ! bgcolor="#FFFFCC" | Homestar |
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| + | clueless no armed man<br> | ||
| + | prancing like an idiot<br> | ||
| + | I like Marshmallows | ||
| + | ! bgcolor="#FFFFCC" | Strong Bad | ||
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| + | Two-bit wrestle man<br> | ||
| + | locks Strong Sad in the bathtub<br> | ||
| + | loves to kick The Cheat | ||
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| + | ! bgcolor="#FFFFCC" | The Cheat | ||
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| + | curious creature this yellow dog<br> | ||
| + | fine looking young man he is<br> | ||
| + | always saying meh! | ||
| + | ! bgcolor="#FFFFCC" | Strong Mad | ||
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| + | TAKE IT TO THE HOUSE!<br> | ||
| + | essence of hands in water<br> | ||
| + | loves The Cheat a lot | ||
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| + | ! bgcolor="#FFFFCC" | Strong Sad | ||
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| + | depressio man<br> | ||
| + | elephant legs, round body<br> | ||
| + | teased by big brothers | ||
| + | ! bgcolor="#FFFFCC" | Pom Pom | ||
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| + | bubble bouncing man<br> | ||
| + | he is the mack around here<br> | ||
| + | from the isle of Poms | ||
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| + | ! bgcolor="#FFFFCC" | Marzipan | ||
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| + | hear carol playing<br> | ||
| + | oh that awful noise, it hurts<br> | ||
| + | a hippie broomsitck | ||
| + | ! bgcolor="#FFFFCC" | Coach Z | ||
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| + | sketchy high school coach<br> | ||
| + | buys "great for baby" items<br> | ||
| + | has athletes footies | ||
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| + | ! bgcolor="#FFFFCC" | Bubs | ||
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| + | lovable scam man<br> | ||
| + | hi there every peoples<br> | ||
| + | can float six inches | ||
| + | ! bgcolor="#FFFFCC" | The King of Town | ||
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| + | No one wants to write<br> | ||
| + | anything about the King of Town<br> | ||
| + | not writing one for him<br> | ||
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| + | ! bgcolor="#FFFFCC" | The Poopsmith | ||
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| + | very crappy job<br> | ||
| + | employed by a big loser<br> | ||
| + | quick, cover your nose | ||
| + | ! bgcolor="#FFFFCC" | Homsar | ||
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| + | The Human Wedgie<br> | ||
| + | Captain of the Gravy Train<br> | ||
| + | thrill of a lifetime | ||
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| + | ! bgcolor="#FFFFCC" | Lil' Brudder | ||
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| + | dragging on the floor<br> | ||
| + | I can make it on my own<br> | ||
| + | handicapped guy | ||
| + | ! bgcolor="#FFFFCC" | Limozeen | ||
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| + | Limozeen hair band<br> | ||
| + | Got the heart of a lion<br> | ||
| + | the wings of a bat | ||
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| - | ==Thanks for stopping by!== | + | ''Feel free to post yours here.'' <br /> |
| + | http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/bar4.gif | ||
| + | :Nonsense incarnate | ||
| + | :Random quotes are his forte | ||
| + | :Blue midget Homestar | ||
| + | :[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] | ||
| + | http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/bar4.gif | ||
| + | :One-legged puppy | ||
| + | :The Heart of a Champion | ||
| + | :He's such a trouper | ||
| + | :[[User:Salty|Salty]] | ||
| + | http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/bar4.gif | ||
| + | :Making animations | ||
| + | :What is he supposed to be? | ||
| + | :Always Exploding | ||
| + | :[[User:Powered by The Kate|Powered by The Kate]] 22:56, 13 January 2006 (UTC) | ||
| + | http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/bar4.gif | ||
| + | :''HRcoder was so nice to write thise one about me''<br> | ||
| + | :A haiku about you:<br> | ||
| + | :Invisible fish<br> | ||
| + | :Is possibly robotic<br> | ||
| + | :Is it a mecha?<br> | ||
| + | :{{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 19:28, 23 January 2006 (UTC) | ||
| + | http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/bar4.gif | ||
| + | :Animal lover | ||
| + | :Off to chinchilla protest | ||
| + | :Loves to eat tofu! | ||
| + | [[User:Powered by The Kate|Powered by The Kate]] 23:25, 25 January 2006 (UTC) <br /> | ||
| + | http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/bar4.gif | ||
| + | :Well, his head a splode | ||
| + | :Master of Strong Badia! | ||
| + | :Prank calls Marzipan | ||
| + | [[User:Powered by The Kate|Powered by The Kate]] 23:28, 25 January 2006 (UTC) <br /> | ||
| + | http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/bar4.gif | ||
| + | :Fighting and training | ||
| + | :Asking for a challenge | ||
| + | :Loves power crunches | ||
| + | :{{User:Homestar Coder/sig}} 23:36, 26 January 2006 (UTC) | ||
| + | http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/bar4.gif | ||
| + | :20X6 | ||
| + | :He wishes he was the guy | ||
| + | :Now he's on the moon. | ||
| + | :{{User:Lopp3/sig}} | ||
| + | http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/bar4.gif | ||
| + | :Telegram for Sir | ||
| + | :Strong Bad from Lord Elsington | ||
| + | :Hallstingdingdingworth! | ||
| + | :{{User:Qermaq/sig}} | ||
| + | http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/bar4.gif | ||
| + | :Veggie Tales Rules! | ||
| + | :Sing Silly Songs with Larry | ||
| + | :They're missing their arms | ||
| + | [[User:Powered by The Kate|Powered by The Kate]] 22:32, 9 February 2006 (UTC) <br /> | ||
| + | http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/bar4.gif <br/> | ||
| + | Modestly Hot Homsar | ||
| + | :Forever Your Girl | ||
| + | :She Is "Only Sorta Hot" | ||
| + | :Helps You Through Hard Times | ||
| + | :By {{User:Homsar7/sig}} | ||
| + | http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/bar4.gif | ||
| + | :Meep-Beep-Beep-Meep-Beep | ||
| + | :Said The Cheat-Bot in a calm voice | ||
| + | :Calculate he does | ||
| + | {{User:Dacheatbot/sig}} 22:33, 31 May 2006 (UTC) | ||
| + | http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/bar4.gif | ||
| + | :What is a Haiku? | ||
| + | :I think that they are stupid | ||
| + | :Yet, I still write one | ||
| + | :{{User:Zerlock1124/sig}} | ||
| + | http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/bar4.gif | ||
| + | :Leads Cheat Commandos | ||
| + | :Voiced by a lazy actor | ||
| + | :Gunhaver has gun | ||
| + | {{User:WhatThePfargtl/sig}} 04:22, 18 June 2011 (UTC) 00:00, 1 January 2000 (UTC) | ||
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| + | == Thanks for stopping by! == | ||
| + | <big>If you liked this page (or read it and disliked it). Please let me know on my [[User_talk:Invisible_Robot_Fish/Talk_Archive_database| talk page Process Improvement Database ]] </big> | ||
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[edit] Where is IRF?
IRF is busy...really, really, busy. With the three kids, working, and umpiring, I unfortunately have no time to wiki. I have been a H*R fan forever and a member of this fine wiki for several years. I hope that this is not the end to a chapter in my life. With the job that I have now, I have risen to the level to where I actually have important stuff to do. In my hay-day of wiking I would wiki instead of working...and when I went home, I'd wiki, but that really isn't an option anymore. I still make a few edits here and there, but as far I see it now, my days of coming close to resembling a power user are over. Still talk to me though, I log in about once a month.
[edit] My Mantle
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| Awarded for my answer in Trey56's NES challenge | Awarded for my work on Mike's 2007 birthday card | Awarded for my math skilz |
[edit] Beginings
Haldo! I'm Invisible Robot Fish (IRF for short).
I've been around this great, big internet of ours a few times, so I know what I'm talking about. I made my first edit to this wiki on October 5, 2004. Amazingly, this edit survived to the present day. How is that for starting out on right foot, huh? Anywho, I was welcomed two months later by the proprietor himself, Joey Day. To date, I have made a total of 2700+ edits. 1040+ of them have been mainspace edits.
[edit] About My Username
Yes! All will tremble at the crack of our eggs and the hush of our 2-ply toilet papers.
I am a sucker for obscure references, and I thought my username should be no different. This name refers to the SB email#16 Band Names. This was the same historic email that introduced us to the band Limozeen! What fun.
Outside of the H*R Universe I usually go by the username of topguncali or calitopgun, as Top Gun is nickname I've had since high school (although since its been a long time since high school, very few people know of this nickname, let alone call me it). I love the movie Top Gun despite its many technical and logistical inaccuracies.
[edit] My Contributions
- Created the articles What are you supposed to be?, The Chalkboard, Spooky Tree, Site Components (by the suggestions of It's dot com and Stux), Boots, and Happy Hallow-day Costumes
- Added level pics and formatted the table for the Scrolling Shooter Games Menu
- Created Cast of Characters With No Visible Arms for Lack of Visible Arms
- reformatted Hanging Objects and added 14 images
- Created the image for A History and added a few sections
- Re-organized Fourth Wall Breaks into sections and ordered them by date of appearance.
- Created a hexadecimal color chart for easy reference (later improved by Tom).
- Re-organized Nicknames into sections and ordered them by date of appearance.
- Helped cleanup Secret Pages, Barnstars, and Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender
- Went through all emails to make sure each page had the same format of Cast, Places, Computer, Date, Running Time, and Page Title
- Re-organized the Project page so that one can actually tell what needs to be done I think it's funny that I made a project out of the project page.
- Added navigation button to all toon in the categories of Big Toons, Shorts, PBTC, Puppet Stuff, TGS, Character Videos, and Main Pages.
- Total number of IP ranges reported for the great NSMC bot trolling of aught five: 60
- Number of trolls reported: 2
- Came out of retirement to do the transcript for Decomposing_Pumpkins
- I celebrated my ten year HRwiki anniversary in October 2014!
[edit] About Me
My real name is Chris Cali (כריס) and I am a long-time wiki user, and an even longer H*R fan. I consider myself one the original crop of fans that remember things like the old formats of the website, and things like A Jumping Jack Contest. I was born in 1981 and have a beautiful wife Christie. I have 5 children; Anthony - born in 2005, Jocelyn - born in 2007, Elijah - born in 2009, Arabella - born in 2011, and Micah - born in 2014. I live in Chesterfield Virginia.
I love obscure references (hence my username) and love of Homestar Runner.
Favorite Quotes Found in the Wiki:
- What about option 4: the "Homestar talking into a banana" is actually a service robot programmed by Louis and Gilbert from Revenge of the Nerds to provide a visual representation of the messages left on the answering machine. The answering machine is, of course, connected to the "Homestar" robot by invisible nanowires or Marzipan's wireless network. from Trey56 ...link to quote
- This item was declined like there's no tomorrow... from It's dot com ...link to quote
- (from a user talking about The Cheat) Having a fake I.D. in the first place implies that The Cheat is, unlike several other characters, under 21 years of age, or at least too young to engage in some age-restricted activity in Free Country, U.S.A.
[Reply] or he could also be an illigal alien or a secret agent. in short: rv from E.L. Cool ...link to quote - ...it's Homestar: "But He's In Space! from KieferSkunk ...link to quote
[edit] Some of my tastes
I love Christian Rock Music including Casting Crowns, Charlie Hall, Chris Tomlin, David Crowder, Chris Rice, Steven Curtis Chapman, Ginny Owens, Third Day, Reliant K, MercyMe, Todd Agnew, Building 429, KJ-52, Israel Houghton... to name a few I like Rock of various types and Oldies including Billy Joel, Aerosmith, Dire Straits, Mark Knopfler, Simon & Garfunkel, The Everly Brothers, Kansas, Bruce Springstein, James Taylor, Jimmy Buffet, Credence Clearwater Revival, Steeley Dan, and Fleetwood Mac... to name a few
I like Country including Brad Paisely, Tim McGraw, John Michael Montgomery, Montgomery Gentry, Eagles, Toby Keith, Reba McEntire, Alan Jackson, Rascal Flatts, Garth Brooks, and Charlie Daniels ... to name a few
I have more eclectic music tastes including Da Vinci's Notebook, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Eddie From Ohio, Dar Williams, Frank Sinatra, Great Big Sea, Straight No Chaser, and The Real Group
My favorite comedians are Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engval, and Dana Carvey.
I like watching The Muppets (although been a little downhill since Jim Henson's passing but I'm loyal)
I love aviation. I have been out of the game awhile, but would love to get back into the game. I used to fly a Cessna Skylane 182 RG. I want to eventually get my instrument rating and mulit-engine so that I can fly the Piper Seneca V.
I have been a baseball umpire since 1994 now. I am currently:
- Varsity umpire with ODUA
- D3 college for Old Dominion Athletic Conference (ODAC)
- JUCO, D3, and D1 college for Mid-Atlantic College Umpires (MAC)
- D2 and D1 college for the Collegiate Baseball Umpires Association (CBUAO)
- Conferences I work for:
- MEAC
- A-10
- NE-10
- ECC
- NEC
- CAA
- Great Southwest
- MACC
- CACC
- American East
- USA South
- Big South
- Getting on the A-10 staff
- Getting on the Big South Staff
- Getting my first Regional
- Getting State High School play-offs (semi-finals and above)
working the plate for VCU vs. VMI
That's me in a nutshell.
[edit] Haiku Corner
Inspired by Stux
| Haiku Corner | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Character Name | My Haiku | Character Name | My Haiku |
| Homestar |
clueless no armed man | Strong Bad |
Two-bit wrestle man |
| The Cheat |
curious creature this yellow dog | Strong Mad |
TAKE IT TO THE HOUSE! |
| Strong Sad |
depressio man | Pom Pom |
bubble bouncing man |
| Marzipan |
hear carol playing | Coach Z |
sketchy high school coach |
| Bubs |
lovable scam man | The King of Town |
No one wants to write |
| The Poopsmith |
very crappy job | Homsar |
The Human Wedgie |
| Lil' Brudder |
dragging on the floor | Limozeen |
Limozeen hair band |
Feel free to post yours here.
- Nonsense incarnate
- Random quotes are his forte
- Blue midget Homestar
- DorianGray
- One-legged puppy
- The Heart of a Champion
- He's such a trouper
- Salty
- Making animations
- What is he supposed to be?
- Always Exploding
- Powered by The Kate 22:56, 13 January 2006 (UTC)
- HRcoder was so nice to write thise one about me
- A haiku about you:
- Invisible fish
- Is possibly robotic
- Is it a mecha?
- Homestar Coder
19:28, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
- Animal lover
- Off to chinchilla protest
- Loves to eat tofu!
Powered by The Kate 23:25, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
- Well, his head a splode
- Master of Strong Badia!
- Prank calls Marzipan
Powered by The Kate 23:28, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
- Fighting and training
- Asking for a challenge
- Loves power crunches
- Homestar Coder 23:36, 26 January 2006 (UTC)
- Veggie Tales Rules!
- Sing Silly Songs with Larry
- They're missing their arms
Powered by The Kate 22:32, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
Modestly Hot Homsar
- Meep-Beep-Beep-Meep-Beep
- Said The Cheat-Bot in a calm voice
- Calculate he does
--Dacheatbot · Communicate 22:33, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
- Leads Cheat Commandos
- Voiced by a lazy actor
- Gunhaver has gun
WhatThePfargtl 04:22, 18 June 2011 (UTC) 00:00, 1 January 2000 (UTC)
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