User:The Chort
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Revision as of 19:37, 8 February 2006
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Introduction
Hey there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like The Cheat, I'm just another Homestar Runner Fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug near the end of April 2005, when I was rather bored. I decided to do a quick Google search for more information about this Trogdor guy I had heard of. It was a google search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, BAM! I was watching SBEmail #58, dragon! Later that day, I read in the FAQ that there was this secret game that was impossible to beat. Yep, it was Super Kingio Bros. Interested, I did another Google search and KAPOW! I was addicted to the HRWiki! Three months later, I had watched EVERY toon on the site at least once and finally decided to sign up with a unique and imaginative Username. As you can see, I didn't succeed. Anyway, now I've bored you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff!
About Me
I'm male and I'm 15 years old (that's just a little less than 16!). I live in England, which makes this certain SBEmail very relevant to me. When I'm not playing computer games, I spend most of my time on the Wiki, hanging around the Recent Changes page, checking out all the edits and, if necessary, DESTROYING the crap ones. I also enjoy going through the unused images, marking any duplicates or those in the wrong format for DELETION. More recently, I have started to hunt down used or unused personal images and sorting them into their appropriate categories. And not only that, I will frequently update this page with crap to tempt you into visiting again, thus boosting the number of page views to entertain you lovely people.
Favourite Quotes
| Screenshot | Category | Name | Quote |
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 | Strong Bad Email | for kids | "Look, The Cheat is behind the freaking box!! HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!" |
 | Marzipan's Answering Machine | Version 12.2 | "You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake..." |
 | Teen Girl Squad | Issue 9 | "BFF carved in a tree, That stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!" |
 | Big Toon | A Folky Tale | "That kind of thing might work on Coach X, or Coach Y, but you're dealing with Coach dang Z!" |
 | Powered By The Cheat | mile | "Hey, Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!" |
| File:homegirldecember.png | Puppet Stuff | Biz Cas Fri 2 | "Millions, I tell ya! Millions!! I'm gonna save the company millions!! I'm savin' bunches of money..." {Post-it note falls off wall. Perfect timing!} |
 | Holiday Toon(s) | Decemberween In July | "Greta is |
 | 20X6 | Under Construction | "Hey, Stickly Man. WHAAAAAAT are you doing?" |
 | Main Page | Main Page 11 | "Today's forecast is total crap!" |
 | Easter Egg | kids' book, "book" | " |
NEW Caption Contest!
- The queue for this year's Big Brother auditions. – The Chort 17:03, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
- STRONG BAD: Where is Coach Z? We need him to make pentagram and rise Homeschool's spirit from the underworld! — Elcool (talk)(contribs) 17:10, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
- All the pimps hangin' out on spooky cliff. (From left to right) Home* Ruh-ner, Struh-ong Muh-ad, Genie from another mother, and th8 ch8t. Seriously (Talk) 21:01, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
- Strong Mad has again ignored the printed instructions and eaten a bottle of Rogaine (C).
csours 
05:38, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
Please feel free to add your own caption!
New image to come on Monday!
