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Revision as of 20:52, 5 October 2004
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Summary
H*R.com is down? Not registered? Coming Soon? What? Is today April Fool's Day? ... Then things get 20X6'd...
Cast (In order of appearance) Stickly Man, Stinko Man, 20X6 Homestar, Pan Pan
Page Title: Coming Soon! The biggest name is Web Advertising!!
Transcript
{The setting: "www.homestarrunner.com is coming soon! This domain is reserved through thoraxcorp.com". An animated stick figure in a yellow "Under Construction" diamond shovels diligently. Stinko Man appears at the bottom of the screen and leaps into the air, performing an anime fighting pose before landing.}
STINKO MAN: {to stick figure} Hey, stickly man. Whaaaaat are you doing?
{"Stickly Man" stands up, tosses his shovel into the air, leaps out of his diamond, performs a mid-air flip, lands, deftly catches his shovel and assumes a fighting stance.}
STINKO MAN: Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a challeeeeeeeeenge?! {assumes fighting stance}
{Stickly Man spins his shovel and Stinko Man executes another pose. They dash toward each other and leap simultaneously into the air in slow-motion. Freezeframe of Stinko Man striking Stickly Man. Stickly Man lands on his feet in the background; Stinko Man lands in the foreground in a kneeling stance. After a pause, Stickly Man drops his shovel, wavers a bit, and falls flat on his face. Cut to close-up of Stinko Man.}
{A subtitle which reads Template:". . ." appears.}
STINKO MAN: Dot dot dot.
{Zoom out to whole page.}
STINKO MAN: 20X6! I twenty-exty-sixted you good.
{20X6 Homestar and Pan Pan enter.}
20X6 HOMESTAR: Did we miss a challenge?
STINKO MAN: Where ya been, ladies? I had to take care of Stickly Man myself!
20X6 HOMESTAR: Well, so how was it?
STINKO MAN: Ahh, it was okay. The fighting was decent, but it wasn't much of a challenge. {lays down}
{Pan Pan bounces.}
STINKO MAN: Wha-aa? Good question, Pan Pan. I don't know what he was digging for.
{Stinko leaps into the yellow diamond and tastes the mound that Stickly Man was shoveling.}
STINKO MAN: Hey, this isn't dirt, i-it's pudding!
20X6 HOMESTAR: I want pudding! {A green glob descends from his nose.}
STINKO MAN: We deserve a break. To eat pudding with a spoon! {produces a spoon from nowhere}
{Pan Pan falls from above and crushes 20X6 Homestar.}
{Roll credits:}
executive producer h. yamauchi producer s. miyahon director s. miyahon ten ten designer ten ten programmer t. nakazoo maru maru sound composer konchan paul pan storm storm quality wibe snodgrass actual items foss tony scare tactics poncho elevator action tesoro dub crotchety gnomes perl bess cover ups kevin
{The end.}
Fun Facts
- thoraxcorp.com is the web site of Thorax Corporation, a fake company created by The Brothers Chaps.
- Stickly Man is almost certainly a reference to the popular Flash cartoon series Xiao Xiao, in which stick figures kill eachother in elaborately-choreographed fight scenes. See Newgrounds Presents: Xiao Xiao.
- The entire fight scene is completely pulled from the popular original Nintendo game, Ninja Gaiden, which has an introduction sequence of two ninjas having a duel. The freeze-frame during the jump, the "...", everything! You can check out screen shots of the fight sequence from Ninja Gaiden at Ninja Gaiden Screens.
- The first listing in the credits reads "Executive Producer H. Yamauchi." Hiroshi Yamauchi was the former president of Nintendo and appeared in the credits as executive producer in many of Nintendo's older games. There are a few other names that are also Nintendo employees, namely S. Miyahon and Ten Ten. These are people who worked on the original Legend of Zelda game. These credits also appeared at the end of japanese cartoon.
- When Stinko Man jumped in he said the same thing as Strong Bad said when jumped of the table in funny.
- The "..." part is supposed to be a pause where all that you can hear is heavy breathing. This is from a time when they couldn't dub video games..
- The three boxes at the bottom of the site contain some pretty funny advertisements. They are of the same quality you'd expect from Thorax Corporation Here they are:
- Spam Free Living!! Tired of spam-getting ventures gone horpfully wrong!! Get with the program for as low as $9.95 a month. $4.95 each additional minute. No delabors. (The made-up CEO of Thorax Corporation is "Gent Delabor")
- Affordable Hostings! New house? New domain? WHO HAS TIME??!? With all new Greg Hosting you can get the website you need at the lowest interest rate in 40 years! 6.2% APR
- Guaranteed Results! Use twice daily with exorbitant food intake. After dinner mints highly recommended. Will you please quit making that horribly annoying noise!? No Prescriptions! No Credit Check! $12,000
- At the end, if you click on the back button it will always go back to the 20X6 Main Page.
- In the credits, "Elevator Action" is a reference to the Taito game of the same name. "Crotchety Gnomes" may be a reference to Zelda II: Adventure of Link, which had a totally inexplicable crotchety gnome guarding the triforce
