User:Lira

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Hey there, every peoples! My name not Bubs! I love Homestar Runner, I love Minecraft, and I'm just about the greatest guy ever! Or at least, some people think that. I know I do!

So what else... I don't date any girl, I don't have a propeller cap, and yes-- I'm ashamed to admit it-- I do have arms. But I still love Homestar Runner and everything about it.

Some general stuff about me before I go into some more specific-type stuff...

• My favorite Homestar Runner game is Stinkoman 20X6. I really wish they'd finish that dang thing.
• Lookin at a Thing in a Bag has got to be one of my favorite Homestar Runner toons ever.
• I really wish I could definitively name who my favorite character is, but I can't, so I'll just say-- I really like Homestar Runner, Bubs, and Senor Cardgage. (Man... so cool.)
• I don't yet have Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, but I asked for it for Decemberween, so I'll probably get it soon. I'll probably set up a whole section of my user page dedicated to it.
• I can get really, really worked up over grammar. Don't type a run-on sentence any place where I might read it. I'll chop off your legs!
• Everybody loves my style!

Strong Bad's Attractive Game for Cool People

So one of my major interests is Scratch, a kid-friendly programming language I started being self-taught in sixth grade. I've created quite a bunch of various fairly-simple not-entirely-lame games over the years-- you can visit my profile here.

But about halfway through the first semester of my highschool freshman year (that's this year), a revelation was had by me-- why come I haven't made a Homestar Runner game yet?! So I sat down and created some awexome pixelated graphics for most of the main characters, and by now I'm well into the development of making:

Strong Bad's Attractive Game for Cool People! The point-and-click adventure game whose name is in no way, shape, or form copied off an existing Wii game! I mean... sorry. That's all I could come up with. I thought it was a good name.

But no-- this is a real, actual Scratch game that is probably going to be released for free public playing sometime in Spring 2016. You can see the preview/teaser/trailer-type thing here-- you'll see some of the game sprites, a sample of my made-up dialogue (I try to stay true to the characters as much as physically possible), and a development blog that'll keep you all up to date on the... development.

For the sake of awesomeness, I've decided to transcribe the development blog on my user prolif as well. Here it go:

SBAG4CP Development Blog

COACH Z: Hey! Uh... hi! I'm here now! Out on the fierld! ... Who's gonna be forst to ask me fer some attagraffs? No? (5:31 PM 12/21/2015)

STRONG BAD: We're done pixel-rendering the basement... it looks a-pretty nice. We're still having a bit of trouble getting the ol' Telebision working, though. (5:25 PM 12/19/2015)

MARZIPAN: Okay, everyone, I'm here now. I really don't like the way these pixels make my face look, though. Strong Bad tells me he likes it, but I think he's just making fun of me. (11:27 AM 12/19/2015)

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Whew! Finally got this game teaser thing shared. So we got that going for us. Which is nice. Marzipan told me she'll come and join us a bit later. (7:59 PM 12/18/2015)

STRONG BAD: Hey, Bubs showed up at The Field! I had to convince him first that it wasn't a plot to get him out of his concession stand... I think he bought it. (5:28 PM 12/18/2015)

STRONG BAD: We're working on sorting out some technical issues right now. My Lappier keeps getting all these error messages. It's annoying the crap outta me. (3:48 PM 12/18/2015)

Strong Bad Emails

I have so far sent Strong Bad two emails in my life. Neither of them have been answered. I don't think Strong Bad likes me very much. Sniff.

20X6 Bubs

Dear Strong Bad,
What does Bubs look like in 20X6? I think he would look cool in robot boots.
From someone whose name you will make fun of

I can just imagine Strong Bad's immediate response to this. "Oh, Simone, trying to create a new character, eh? I see right through your little plan! DELETED!!"

Accidental E-mails

subject: Accidental E-mails

H’lo, Strong Bad,
I was wondering, have you ever received any e-mails that were addressed to you by accident? If so, in what ways have you tormented the sender?

From someone in PA

This one I sent a lot more recently (it would be a Lappier-era email, thus the Lappy template I used), and I thought it had a slightly higher chance of getting answered. I'm sure Strong Bad could've given or made up countless stories of accidental emails. But no... not answered either. What a shame.