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(With that I've covered every Sbemail released BTE (Before Trogdor Era).)
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The ''menu'' in which all of the ''Strong Bad Emails'' are displayed on [[Strong Bad's Computers]].
The ''menu'' in which all of the ''Strong Bad Emails'' are displayed on [[Strong Bad's Computers]].
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! width=180 | Number !! Release Date !! Name  !! Description !! Running Time  
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| 057 || 2003 || [[japanese cartoon]] || Strong Bad imagines himself as a Japanese cartoon. Stinkoman is born! Challenge and fighting are no match for blue hair and ridiculously huge mouths! || 2 minutes 2 seconds
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| 056 || 2002 || [[current status]] || Strong Bad is apparently able to switch people's heads in this oft-forgotten sbemail. || 1 minute 14 seconds
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| 055 || 2002 || [[cheat talk]] || Strong Bad tries to help people understand The Cheat. || 1 minute 8 seconds
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| 054 || 2002 || [[morning routine]] || The 'R' in Strong Bad's morning routine stands for... || 2 minutes 9 seconds
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| 053 || 2002 || [[comic]] || Strong Bad debuts his new comic, Teen Girl Squad. || 1 minute 43 seconds
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| 052 || 2002 || [[island]] || The classic episode where Strong Bad and Homestar get stuck on a desert island. || 1 minute 57 seconds
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|-
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| 051 || 2002 || [[website]] || Tips from a pro on how to make a website. As true today as it was in 2002. || 1 minute 53 seconds
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| 050 || 2002 || [[50 emails]] || In honor of his 50th email, Strong Bad answers 50 emails. || 2 minutes 45 seconds
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| 049 || 2002 || [[theme party]] || Strong Bad helps some college students with their upcoming party. || 1 minute 06 seconds
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|-
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| 048 || 2002 || [[ghosts]] || Strong Bad goes hunting for ghosts in Strong Badia and runs into the pixel-y spirit of his old computer! || 1 minute 57 seconds
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| 047 || 2002 || [[new hands]] || Strong Bad makes poor choices when deciding what to replace his hands with. || 1 minute 36 seconds
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|-
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| 046 || 2002 || [[your friends]] || Doing what he does best, Strong Bad just be's mean to his friends. || 1 minute 11 seconds
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|-
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| 045 || 2002 || [[techno]] || Light switch rave, everybody! Grab your glowsticks and get caught in the trance of Strong Bad's techno masterpiece. || 1 minute 13 seconds
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|-
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| 044 || 2002 || [[lures & jigs]] || Strong Bad and Coach Z have a boring fishing TV show in this one. || 1 minute 45 seconds
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|-
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| 043 || 2002 || [[little questions]] || Strong Bad answers questions from a Swedish fan. || 1 minute 13 seconds
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|-
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| 042 || 2002 || [[action figure]] || Strong Bad details the features of his own action figure. || 1 minute 45 seconds
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|-
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| 041 || 2002 || [[invisibility]] || The Compy 386 era begins! Strong Bad ponders the pros and cons of being invisible. || 1 minute 54 seconds
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|-
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| 040 || 2002 || [[vacation]] || Strong Bad goes on vacation and sends some postcards from exotic destinations. || 4 minutes 17 seconds
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|-
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| 039 || 2002 || [[property of ones]] || Strong Bad makes up some bogus mathematic equations about cold ones. || 1 minute 19 seconds
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|-
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| 038 || 2002 || [[helium]] || Strong Bad temporarily joins the high-voice crew with the help of leftover party balloon. The Cheat learns to fly! || 1 minute 46 seconds
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| 037 || 2002 || [[dullard]] || Strong Bad gives advice on how to deal with the office dullard. || 2 minutes 5 seconds
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| 036 || 2002 || [[guitar]] || Strong Bad shows off his guitar skills. || 1 minute 32 seconds
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| 035 || 2002 || [[sisters]] || Strong Bad receives an email from two sisters asking if he has a girlfriend. || 1 minute 40 seconds
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| 034 || 2002 || [[weird dream]] || Briefly, Strong Bad describes a weird dream he had. || 1 minute 17 seconds
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| 033 || 2002 || [[gimmicks]] || The first of many times Strong Bad has to deal with explosion-prone computers. || 1 minute 16 seconds
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| 032 || 2002 || [[flag day]] || Strong Bad reveals the flag and national anthem of Strong Badia. There isn't, as it turns out, lots of chocolate. || 2 minutes 3 seconds
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| 031 || 2002 || [[sugarbob]] || Strong Bad helps a guy with his girlfriend or something. || 1 minute 48 seconds
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| 030 || 2002 || [[12:00]] || Bubs helps Strong Bad program his VCR clock. || 1 minute 12 seconds
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| 029 || 2002 || [[superhero name]] || Strong Bad introduces his superhero name 'Strong Badman'. Stiny! Get somebody a freakin danish! || 1 minute 8 seconds.
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| 028 || 2002 || 1 step ahead]] || This one goes Choose-Your-Own-Adventure style as Strong Bad has several ideas for gluing Strong Sad's hands to his face. || 1 minute 17 seconds
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|-
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| 027 || 2002 || [[3 wishes]] || Strong Bad wishes he had croissants crammed into his head. Or something like that. || 1 minute 32 seconds
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|-
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| 026 || 2002 || [[CGNU]] || Strong Bad lets you know how to become a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts University. || 1 minute 12 seconds
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|-
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| 025 || 2002 || [[super powers]] || The power behind the blue diamond-y thing on Strong Bad's mask is revealed. || 1 minute 17 seconds
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|-
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| 024 || 2002 || [[the bird]] || Strong Bad checks his email at the stick and shares his award-winning flip-offery. || 1 minute 20 seconds
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|-
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| 023 || 2002 || [[little animal]] || The origin story of kicking The Cheat. || 1 minute 16 seconds
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|-
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| 022 || 2002 || [[sb_email 22]] || The Cheat helps Strong Bad recover from a PR nightmare after he offends the UK. || 34 seconds
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| 021 || 2002 || [[cartoon]] || Strong Bad does commentary on a cartoon of himself just standing around. || 1 minute 45 seconds
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| 020 || 2002 || [[spring cleaning]] || Strong Bad cleans out his inbox with a little help from DELETED! || 1 minute 27 seconds
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| 019 || 2002 || [[tape-leg]] || Tape-Leg 1, not to be confused with Tape-Leg 2. || 1 minute 1 second
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| 018 || 2002 || [[stand-up]] || Strong Bad's first and last stand-up comedy performance. || 1 minute 27 seconds
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| 017 || 2002 || [[studying]] || Strong Bad gives advice on, you guessed it, studying. || 1 minute 13 seconds
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|-
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| 016 || 2002 || [[band names]] || Strong Bad gives advice on choosing a band name. || 1 minute 13 seconds
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|-
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| 015 || 2002 || [[the basics]] || Strong Bad gives basic tips on how to mess with people. || 1 minute 8 seconds
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|-
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| 014 || 2002 || [[duck pond]] || Demo Strong Bad's Duck Pond Sim and experiencing being, like, right there... at the pond. C'mere ducky. || 41 seconds
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|-
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| 013 || 2002 || [[i she be]] || The Cheat gets set up with a rejected potential Strong Bad suitor. Kids! Don't ever meet strangers at Sbarro! Or eat there! || 1 minute 11 seconds
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| 012 || 2002 || [[credit card]] || Strong Bad traps Homestar in a classic credit card scam. || 1 minute 18 seconds
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| 011 || 2002 || [[i rule]] || Strong Bad checks in on/invents Strong Badia. Apparently it is behind a dumpster we've never seen before. || 40 seconds
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|-
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| 010 || 2002 || [[trevor the vampire]] || When Strong Bad realizes the horrible truth about Trevor, he waxes nostalgic for the carefree days of a few seconds ago. || 1 minute 6 seconds
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| 009 || 2002 || [[i love you]] || Fhqwhgads becomes a thing when someone sends Strong Bad the 'i love you' virus! Also, the first appearance of the Guy With a Big Knife!
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| 008 || 2002 || [[brianrietta]] || Strong Bad is a real jerk to an admirer. || 53 seconds
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| 007 || 2001 || [[halloweener]] || Strong Bad demonstrates the best way to make a Strong Bad Halloween costume on Stupid Over Here, I mean Homestar. || 1 minute 15 seconds
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| 006 || 2001 || [[depressio]] || Strong Bad makes fun of brother Strong Sad. || 54 seconds
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| 005 || 2001 ||  [[making out]] || A fan asks for dating advice so SB suggests using a song he wrote. And then totally doesn't show or perform said song. Huh. || 59 seconds
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| 004 || 2001 || [[homestar hair]] || When he gets an email meant for Homestar, Strong Bad becomes "all cheesed off" as the kids say... in the 50's maybe. || 55 seconds
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| 003 || 2001 || [[butt IQ]] || Strong bad makes up his first bogus mathematical theorem to explain stupid butts. || 59 seconds
| 003 || 2001 || [[butt IQ]] || Strong bad makes up his first bogus mathematical theorem to explain stupid butts. || 59 seconds
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*Click the computer's logo to change the computer displaying the menu to it's predecessor. It goes in the order of Lappier > Compé > Lappy > Compy 386 > Tandy 400 before returning to the beginning.  
*Click the computer's logo to change the computer displaying the menu to it's predecessor. It goes in the order of Lappier > Compé > Lappy > Compy 386 > Tandy 400 before returning to the beginning.  
*Click on the checked section below the scroll bar to hear a scroll button song. What Song Strong Bad sings depends on what Computer is currently being used.
*Click on the checked section below the scroll bar to hear a scroll button song. What Song Strong Bad sings depends on what Computer is currently being used.
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Revision as of 15:48, 1 January 2021

The menu in which all of the Strong Bad Emails are displayed on Strong Bad's Computers.

Place: Strong Bad's Computer Room

Date: December 31st, 2020 (Current Version)

Page Title: Sbemails

Email Listing

Number Release Date Name Description Running Time
057 2003 japanese cartoon Strong Bad imagines himself as a Japanese cartoon. Stinkoman is born! Challenge and fighting are no match for blue hair and ridiculously huge mouths! 2 minutes 2 seconds
056 2002 current status Strong Bad is apparently able to switch people's heads in this oft-forgotten sbemail. 1 minute 14 seconds
055 2002 cheat talk Strong Bad tries to help people understand The Cheat. 1 minute 8 seconds
054 2002 morning routine The 'R' in Strong Bad's morning routine stands for... 2 minutes 9 seconds
053 2002 comic Strong Bad debuts his new comic, Teen Girl Squad. 1 minute 43 seconds
052 2002 island The classic episode where Strong Bad and Homestar get stuck on a desert island. 1 minute 57 seconds
051 2002 website Tips from a pro on how to make a website. As true today as it was in 2002. 1 minute 53 seconds
050 2002 50 emails In honor of his 50th email, Strong Bad answers 50 emails. 2 minutes 45 seconds
049 2002 theme party Strong Bad helps some college students with their upcoming party. 1 minute 06 seconds
048 2002 ghosts Strong Bad goes hunting for ghosts in Strong Badia and runs into the pixel-y spirit of his old computer! 1 minute 57 seconds
047 2002 new hands Strong Bad makes poor choices when deciding what to replace his hands with. 1 minute 36 seconds
046 2002 your friends Doing what he does best, Strong Bad just be's mean to his friends. 1 minute 11 seconds
045 2002 techno Light switch rave, everybody! Grab your glowsticks and get caught in the trance of Strong Bad's techno masterpiece. 1 minute 13 seconds
044 2002 lures & jigs Strong Bad and Coach Z have a boring fishing TV show in this one. 1 minute 45 seconds
043 2002 little questions Strong Bad answers questions from a Swedish fan. 1 minute 13 seconds
042 2002 action figure Strong Bad details the features of his own action figure. 1 minute 45 seconds
041 2002 invisibility The Compy 386 era begins! Strong Bad ponders the pros and cons of being invisible. 1 minute 54 seconds
040 2002 vacation Strong Bad goes on vacation and sends some postcards from exotic destinations. 4 minutes 17 seconds
039 2002 property of ones Strong Bad makes up some bogus mathematic equations about cold ones. 1 minute 19 seconds
038 2002 helium Strong Bad temporarily joins the high-voice crew with the help of leftover party balloon. The Cheat learns to fly! 1 minute 46 seconds
037 2002 dullard Strong Bad gives advice on how to deal with the office dullard. 2 minutes 5 seconds
036 2002 guitar Strong Bad shows off his guitar skills. 1 minute 32 seconds
035 2002 sisters Strong Bad receives an email from two sisters asking if he has a girlfriend. 1 minute 40 seconds
034 2002 weird dream Briefly, Strong Bad describes a weird dream he had. 1 minute 17 seconds
033 2002 gimmicks The first of many times Strong Bad has to deal with explosion-prone computers. 1 minute 16 seconds
032 2002 flag day Strong Bad reveals the flag and national anthem of Strong Badia. There isn't, as it turns out, lots of chocolate. 2 minutes 3 seconds
031 2002 sugarbob Strong Bad helps a guy with his girlfriend or something. 1 minute 48 seconds
030 2002 12:00 Bubs helps Strong Bad program his VCR clock. 1 minute 12 seconds
029 2002 superhero name Strong Bad introduces his superhero name 'Strong Badman'. Stiny! Get somebody a freakin danish! 1 minute 8 seconds.
028 2002 1 step ahead]] This one goes Choose-Your-Own-Adventure style as Strong Bad has several ideas for gluing Strong Sad's hands to his face. 1 minute 17 seconds
027 2002 3 wishes Strong Bad wishes he had croissants crammed into his head. Or something like that. 1 minute 32 seconds
026 2002 CGNU Strong Bad lets you know how to become a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts University. 1 minute 12 seconds
025 2002 super powers The power behind the blue diamond-y thing on Strong Bad's mask is revealed. 1 minute 17 seconds
024 2002 the bird Strong Bad checks his email at the stick and shares his award-winning flip-offery. 1 minute 20 seconds
023 2002 little animal The origin story of kicking The Cheat. 1 minute 16 seconds
022 2002 sb_email 22 The Cheat helps Strong Bad recover from a PR nightmare after he offends the UK. 34 seconds
021 2002 cartoon Strong Bad does commentary on a cartoon of himself just standing around. 1 minute 45 seconds
020 2002 spring cleaning Strong Bad cleans out his inbox with a little help from DELETED! 1 minute 27 seconds
019 2002 tape-leg Tape-Leg 1, not to be confused with Tape-Leg 2. 1 minute 1 second
018 2002 stand-up Strong Bad's first and last stand-up comedy performance. 1 minute 27 seconds
017 2002 studying Strong Bad gives advice on, you guessed it, studying. 1 minute 13 seconds
016 2002 band names Strong Bad gives advice on choosing a band name. 1 minute 13 seconds
015 2002 the basics Strong Bad gives basic tips on how to mess with people. 1 minute 8 seconds
014 2002 duck pond Demo Strong Bad's Duck Pond Sim and experiencing being, like, right there... at the pond. C'mere ducky. 41 seconds
013 2002 i she be The Cheat gets set up with a rejected potential Strong Bad suitor. Kids! Don't ever meet strangers at Sbarro! Or eat there! 1 minute 11 seconds
012 2002 credit card Strong Bad traps Homestar in a classic credit card scam. 1 minute 18 seconds
011 2002 i rule Strong Bad checks in on/invents Strong Badia. Apparently it is behind a dumpster we've never seen before. 40 seconds
010 2002 trevor the vampire When Strong Bad realizes the horrible truth about Trevor, he waxes nostalgic for the carefree days of a few seconds ago. 1 minute 6 seconds
009 2002 i love you Fhqwhgads becomes a thing when someone sends Strong Bad the 'i love you' virus! Also, the first appearance of the Guy With a Big Knife!
008 2002 brianrietta Strong Bad is a real jerk to an admirer. 53 seconds
007 2001 halloweener Strong Bad demonstrates the best way to make a Strong Bad Halloween costume on Stupid Over Here, I mean Homestar. 1 minute 15 seconds
006 2001 depressio Strong Bad makes fun of brother Strong Sad. 54 seconds
005 2001 making out A fan asks for dating advice so SB suggests using a song he wrote. And then totally doesn't show or perform said song. Huh. 59 seconds
004 2001 homestar hair When he gets an email meant for Homestar, Strong Bad becomes "all cheesed off" as the kids say... in the 50's maybe. 55 seconds
003 2001 butt IQ Strong bad makes up his first bogus mathematical theorem to explain stupid butts. 59 seconds
002 2001 homsar Homsar is born, and way less funny than he will eventually become, in this very short email. 46 seconds
001 2001 some kinda robot Strong Bad explains his weird physiology and coins the phrase "For Good or For Awesome." 45 seconds

Strong Bad's Commentary

Occasionally when selecting an email Strong Bad will comment on it. The exact comment seems to be picked at random.

  • Oh, you're gonna love this one!
  • Oh! Good choice!
  • Ah, the pinnacle of Sbemails!
  • Oh! I love this email!
  • Meeeeh, maybe pick another one.
  • This Sbemail was under appreciated in its time
  • Ah, this is like my 74th least favorite one.

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Easter eggs

  • Click the computer's logo to change the computer displaying the menu to it's predecessor. It goes in the order of Lappier > Compé > Lappy > Compy 386 > Tandy 400 before returning to the beginning.
  • Click on the checked section below the scroll bar to hear a scroll button song. What Song Strong Bad sings depends on what Computer is currently being used.

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