User:The Chort
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Introduction
Hey there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like The Cheat, I'm just another Homestar Runner Fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug near the end of April 2005, when I was rather bored. I decided to do a quick Google search for more information about this Trogdor guy I had heard of. It was a google search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, BAM! I was watching SBEmail #58, dragon! Later that day, I read in the FAQ that there was this secret game that was impossible to beat. Yep, it was Super Kingio Bros. Interested, I did another Google search and KAPOW! I was addicted to the HRWiki! Three months later, I had watched EVERY toon on the site at least once and finally decided to sign up with a unique and imaginative Username. As you can see, I didn't succeed. Anyway, now I've bored you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff!
About Me
I'm male and I'm 15 years old (that's just a little less than 16!). I live in England, which makes this certain SBEmail very relevant to me. When I'm not playing computer games, I spend most of my time on the Wiki, hanging around the Recent Changes page, checking out all the edits and, if necessary, DESTROYING the crap ones. I also enjoy going through the unused images, marking any duplicates or those in the wrong format for DELETION. More recently, I have started to hunt down used or unused personal images and sorting them into their appropriate categories. And not only that, I will frequently update this page with crap to tempt you into visiting again, thus boosting the number of page views to entertain you lovely people.
Personal Favourites
| Screenshot | Category | Name | Quote |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Strong Bad Email | for kids | "Look, The Cheat is behind the freaking box!! HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!" |
 | Marzipan's Answering Machine | Version 12.2 | "You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake..." |
 | Teen Girl Squad | Issue 10 | "Puh-owned! Or however you say that..." |
 | Big Toon | A Folky Tale | "That kind of thing might work on Coach X, or Coach Y, but you're dealing with Coach dang Z!" |
 | Powered By The Cheat | mile | "Hey, Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!" |
| File:homegirldecember.png | Puppet Stuff | Homestar vs. Little Girl | "Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow, my eyes!" |
 | Holiday Toon(s) | Decemberween In July | "Greta is feeding the mouse bug spray. When will he be done for?" |
 | Alternative Version (20X6) | Under Construction | "Hey, Stickly Man. WHAAAAAAT are you doing?" |
 | Main Page | Main Page 11 | "Today's forecast is total crap!" |
 | Easter Egg | kids' book, "book" | "The Homestar Runner and Pom-Pom lifted a comode." |
Marshmallow's Last Stand: A Parody
HOMESTAR RUNNER: These are some— These are some— These are some— These are some- Glade PlugIns, Tom Tom. Look, a thing! CHOMP!
STRONG BAD: HOLY CRAP! Look at da STUPID little babies! Eating da STUPID little Glade PlugIns!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ooh noo! Eet's a Stwong Baaaaaaaaaad!
STRONG BAD: You better believe it, man! We da holy-crap-best tag team wrestlers in da whole freakin' world!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: .............What?
STRONG BAD: No, you morones! We're challenging you to a...COMPETITION!!! Holy crap
HOMESTAR RUNNER: .............What?
STRONG BAD: Hey! You gimme this!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey! You gimme that!
STRONG BAD: Of course! But first you....LOSER! You have to beat us in da holy-crap-ring!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: .............What you say, Tom Tom?
POM POM: Bubble bubble.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: .............What?
THE ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gents, good evening blahblahblahblah 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pounds blahblahblah Brothers Strong blahblahblah Homestar Runner and Tom Tom!
CROWD: YAY!
BELL: DING!
HOMESTAR: KICK! KICK! SLAM! Uuh noo.
STRONG MAD: GRAB! SLAM! THROW! PUNCH! BANG! BEAT! CLIMB! JUMP! BOING! ORBIT!
HOMESTAR: BOING! SMASH! MOVIEREFERENCE! KICK! TOSS! SWALLOW! PUNCH'D! Ooh, I ate too many marshmallows... BLUUUUUUUUURRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!
STRONG BAD: AAAAUGH!! Holycrap! Holycrap! Getitoffme! Getitoffme! BOOM! GORE!
THE ANNOUNCER: 1,2,3!
CROWD: CHEER!
STRONG MAD: CRASH!
THE ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, a winner is Homestar Runner and Tom Tom!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Now how about it... how 'bout it, Steve?
STRONG BAD: Holy crap. TEAR!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: KICK! I'm a star!
THE END!: Ding ding ding, ding ding ding ding ding, ding ding ding, ding ding ding ding ding...
– The Chort: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Eh? What? Huh? Oh, yeah. Boy, those old crappy cartoons still pack a whallop! Uh, so yeah. Now's a great time to plant sausages! Socks are up, pants are down, and old The Chort's got a date with a bowl of chocolate ice creme cream! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
