User:The Chort

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RC	This user patrols Recent Changes.

RV	This user often finds and reverts vandalism.

GO	This user found the wiki from a Google search.

This user's favorite email is for kids.

This user enjoys Compy-era emails the best.

This user loves Teen Girl Squad.

This user's favorite Chapman is Matt.

LP	This user wears long pants.

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Introduction

Hey there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like The Cheat, I'm just another Homestar Runner Fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug near the end of April 2005, when I was rather bored. I decided to do a quick Google search for more information about this Trogdor guy I had heard of. It was a google search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, BAM! I was watching SBEmail #58, dragon! Later that day, I read in the FAQ that there was this secret game that was impossible to beat. Yep, it was Super Kingio Bros. Interested, I did another Google search and KAPOW! I was addicted to the HRWiki! Three months later, I had watched EVERY toon on the site at least once and finally decided to sign up with a unique and imaginative Username. As you can see, I didn't succeed. Anyway, now I've bored you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff!

About Me

I'm male and I'm 15 years old (that's just a little less than 16!). I live in England, which makes this certain SBEmail very relevant to me. When I'm not playing computer games, I spend most of my time on the Wiki, hanging around the Recent Changes page, checking out all the edits and, if necessary, DESTROYING the crap ones. I also enjoy going through the unused images, marking any duplicates or those in the wrong format for DELETION. More recently, I have started to hunt down used or unused personal images and sorting them into their appropriate categories. And not only that, I will frequently update this page with crap ~~to tempt you into visiting again, thus boosting the number of page views~~ to entertain you lovely people.

Personal Favourites

Screenshot	Category	Name	Quote
	Strong Bad Email	for kids	"Look, The Cheat is behind the freaking box!! HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!"
	Marzipan's Answering Machine	Version 12.2	"You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake..."
	Teen Girl Squad	Issue 9	"BFF carved in a tree, That stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!"
	Big Toon	A Folky Tale	"That kind of thing might work on Coach X, or Coach Y, but you're dealing with Coach dang Z!"
	Powered By The Cheat	mile	"Hey, Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!"
File:homegirldecember.png	Puppet Stuff	Homestar vs. Little Girl	"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow, my eyes!"
	Holiday Toon(s)	Decemberween In July	"Greta is ~~making cookies.~~ feeding the mouse bug spray. When will they be done? for?"
	Alternative Version (20X6)	Under Construction	"Hey, Stickly Man. WHAAAAAAT are you doing?"
	Main Page	Main Page 11	"Today's forecast is total crap!"
	Easter Egg	kids' book, "book"	"~~Knowing that he could not have done it without~~ The Homestar Runner~~'s help,~~ and Pom-Pom ~~shared the trophy.~~ lifted a comode."

NEW Caption Contest!

The queue for this year's Big Brother auditions. – The Chort 17:03, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
STRONG BAD: Where is Coach Z? We need him to make pentagram and rise Homeschool's spirit from the underworld! — Elcool ^(talk)_(contribs) 17:10, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
All the pimps hangin' out on spooky cliff. (From left to right) Home* Ruh-ner, Struh-ong Muh-ad, Genie from another mother, and th8 ch8t. Seriously ^(Talk) 21:01, 6 February 2006 (UTC)