User:Will

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Hey guys. I won't be on as much as I used to. My parents say that it's not good for me to be as obsessed about this beautiful place as I obviously am. I might even be leaving in a couple of days, so I hope you guys miss me. Even though I know nobody will.

Assuming I leave (which I probably will) here are some people I need to say good bye to:

• Dot comster:Whatever, man. You know how much I idolize you, through good times and bad.
• The Frothy Two:A truly great stalker user. Seriously, no kidding. Always there to lend a hand. We may not always agree on music, but she's still prooty prooty cool.
• Lightningbird L19: You're a great and efficient user. You've always been nice to me.
• Abdi: My welcomer. Wrote a truly inspiring essay. Also a sysop now. That's pretty sweet.
• BlueJay: Great to talk to on IRC. A wonderful sysop with a great sense of humor.
• Roy 27: Happy marthday, man! Great to have you around here.
• Bubs: I'll never forget how much work you did on the wooky. A great contributor.
• Trendy Purse: I'll never forget the enthusiasm you first had when you joined the wiki. A really cool person.
• Thingy: Keep on holding that grudge when we voted to de-sysop you, man. Keep on grudgin'.
• The day of Joe: Dude, you are like, my God. In a weird sort of way.
• Flamepigeon: You're a great sysop. I guess I may never break that habit. ;)
• Racing oil: You have some great pics on your userpage.
• E.L. Lame: "E.L. Cool? More like E.L. not Cool! Haha!" Dude, you're a sysop. That's really great.
• Mercury: Great with tech help. Helped me create my sig, too. And my sig rocks, man. Wanna see it? Tough!
• Hasn't Matt?: A truly sincere person with a large repository of Sci-fi knowledge. Has a great sense of humor.
• MachinegunBob: Also a great sysop.
• User: Bluebry muffin: You've got a truly goofy sense of humor, man.
• Troy83: You helped me with my userboxes. That makes you instanty awesome.
• Leppy: A respected user. You've finally become a sysop, great for you.
• Dan the Mcdonalds A really nice user. Great with photoshop.
• Nick Kocovski: A really nice person. Always sincere.
• Olleropel: Really good user.
• Cancer-free primate: You have an awesome sense of humor. Keep on being funny.
• A totally-irrelevant username: Conga ratz on your sysopness.
• Tame follower: I'm amazed that you finally got sysop privilages. You rock, man.
• Phillip: Once again, conga ratz on your sysopness. You're a great user.
• Heimy: Once again, conga ratz.

I find it a bit sad that, while I know people will miss me, I won't be known as a great contributor, or the guy who was always there to help like some of the sysops are. I will never be known as that. I'll be known as the guy who always gave sysops crap about my grudges against users. I always, somehow, found a way to get someone (usually Dot com) PO'd. I hate that. Sometimes, I look in talk pages that I haven't visited in months, and I see replies I had never seen before. All of them are negative. What did I do wrong? Apparently, too many things to count. How, I'm amazed. I really do hate that.

I don't know why I'm doing this, especially because it's just making myself sad, but here are some examples:

I think to say I'm "agitated" at him is exaggerating a bit. I'm annoyed that this situation keeps coming up. But I'm also annoyed at you for making just as big a deal out of it, Seriously. You seem to be taking it upon yourself to make sure The thing gets punished for virtually everything he does - while I agree that some of his edits have been trolling and vandalism in the past, I don't agree on this particular instance. More importantly, I'm perfectly happy to defer to the sysops on their decisions about whether The thing's behavior warrants punishment, even if sometimes I don't agree with it.

We already called you out on Dot com's Talk page for trying to dictate sysop policy. I'd like to suggest that you just trust them to know what they're doing and to know when discipline is necessary, and when it isn't. Okay? —  KieferSkunk (talk) — 04:08, 6 March 2006 (UTC)

You all need to complain to your teachers for not teaching you how to read. While you're at it, Seriously and The thing, go ahead and post a mailing address where I can send a bill to your parents for babysitting you. On the main page talk, I said that anyone caught vandalizing in our name would be dealt with. I have neither the time nor the resources to try and police other wikis. The message regarding other wikis means that if you vandalize Uncyclopedia, for example, in retaliation for something that happens here, then at that point you are speaking for all of us here, and I care very much that you don't do that. But random vandalism doesn't concern me. To The thing: I can't believe that you think vandalism is funny, especially given that you're an administrator at a wiki. To Seriously: you need to learn what is and what isn't important, and stop being such a tattletale. And stop speaking for me. In one place you say "No matter what, you must get blocked." You have neither the authority nor the experience to be making claims like that. To KieferSkunk: The thing didn't actually do anything (in this case) to harm our wiki or its good name, and therefore there are no grounds for blocking him. (And he has been blocked recently by BazookaJoe for spamming.) To anyone who needs to hear this: Stop vandalizing. Stop behaving so immaturely (and don't blame your actions on your age; I know several young good contributors). Wiki usage is not a right; it's a privilege. And for goodness' sake, stop apologizing. You've said you're sorry so much that the words have no meaning. Let your future actions be your apology. That's all for now. — It's dot com 21:38, 27 February 2006 (UTC)

More to come, it's hard to fid all of this stuff.