User:Jellote
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If you note the above, I'd like to comment on Important Rap Song. They didn't stress the need to play with ENOUGH knives. ENOUGH! Oh, now I don't play with any. Now I play Bed Axe. That is admitably cooler. | ||
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Words. Say... Talk? Ok... uh... Homsar? And uh... I like Date Nite and... chapstick-style-type in tube form? Ummmmmmmmmm... errrr.... {Quickly}iYoNoHabloEspoñal!
Sewisouswy, though. I am a rather frequent editer, and view myself as an important wiki member. I have made a few pages, and have cleaned many more. I edit "Often Apears" pages and like to discuss fun facts, plot errors and character development, but not all three at once...
I pride myself in viewing all cartoons on the site. Hooray!!!
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My 10's
Top Ten
1: The below image cheatery. Awwwww... that cute little Cheat. Er, The Cheat. The "Cheatup" one is my favorite image on the whold wide whilred. Yes, I say whirled.
2: Date Nite
3: Homsar
6: Hremails
7: Sbemails
8: Not Peseant's Quest
9: This:
10: Little Questions
Top Ten Date Nite Quotes
1: Explain to me how drowning them wouldn't ruin their date.
2: Good evening ungodly couple. My name is waiter, I'll be your Homestar for this evening.
3: Why-do't-you-just-go-ahead-{Somehow appears in Marziman's house}-and-GET OUTTA MY FACE!
4: {S.S. flirtini}.
5: I cant beleive you're The Cheating on me!
6: You can't even call that thing a bod. At best its a broom or a-trivial pursuit cheese wedge!
7: Ping! Ping! Ping! Aye aye, sir! Ping!
8: Come to, the place where the tropical breezes bloooooooooowowowow... {gurgles, Homestar harminizes}.
9: Or is it, The Marzipan now?
10: You wort?!?!
Top 10 or so other gags
1: In Let us give TANKS:
BLUE LASER COMMANDER: {Holding a plate of food} I need you to take this plate of food, make a milkshake out of it, and spread it on Nana's gums for her!
BLUE LASER MINION: I'm going to go ahead and disobey a direct order, sir.
BLUE LASER COMMANDER: Understandable!
2: In Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.6, when Strong Bad says "Anyway, I have nothing to do with that fax machine that's on fire in your front yard.
2: In time capsule,when Homestar puts the Gross Old Wig on his face.
3: The "Or Something" the balding man thinks about in [senor Mortgage]].
4: In dullard, the no look single deuce.
5: Red Bubs in Donut unto others.
6: Anything Cheatwike. But that doesn't mean he's my favowite chawacteh. Onwy Homestaw could ever howd that position (aftew aww, it IS his cahtoon).
7: All jokes about speech impediments. See #6.
8: Real world references. So yeah.
9: NOOOOO! You're style! I couldn't handle it!
10: Did I mention Let Us Give TANKS?
Jellote's all the time for reals patent pending The Cheatery
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My deepest H*R fears
- Calling 555-555585-5555-SENOR-MORTGAGE-TODAY only to have some creepy Norton's furniture guy answer by saying "No Probalo!"
- The "thing" Dead Guy Perez knocks over, and why it stops him from seeking revenge, in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.
- Finding <--! These things--> all over the place. They are evil!
- Somehow having my soft surve ice cream starting to say depressing things to me while I eat it.
- Finding theHorrible Painting in my closet. Come to think of it, I'm also scared of the Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife standing over me as I sleep.
- Requiring higher flash.
- Being explictly wedgied or gutted like sheep.
- Dieing more every day, yo.
- Strong Mad and Strong Bad's idea of a lullabye.
Awesome Nicknames
Homestar Runner
- "Psyco" Ken Isis
- Pale Butt
- The Pantsless Wonder
- Prancibald XVII
- I. Pede. DaBed
- Czar Baldy
- Skirt for Butt
- Senator Forearm
Strong Bad
- "That fat mexican guy with no face"- A friend/non-Homestar Runner fan
- Knuckles
- Mr. P0wn
- Diggety Deleter
- Yellow Sheets
- Pastey Bwaughtom
- The Leg
- Aleged ladies man
- Stinkyman 20XStinks
Marzipan
- Marzi Man
- Broomstick
- Ponytailed Hippie
- Baseball bat
- The Uglier One
- Nice Legs
Strong Sad
- The Ghost of Christmas Suck (I am well aware someone beat me to the punch on this one.)
- Strong Sadie
- Ele-pants (see image that will later be to right)
- Dump- Can't argue with the classics.
The Poopsmith
- The Brown Knight
- Chancallor Poopitine
- Matt Crapm'n (can be replaced with Mike Crapm'n).
- "Big Lipped Poop-Crab-Thing"- The same friend who commented on Strong Bad
My Favorite ASCII Art
User:Benol is a real genuis.
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(Note that I changed one thing. See if you can spot it!)
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I told you.
Props to you, Benol
This user is awesome. You can help Jellote by pretending to be as cool as he is.].
Jellote Story
As you may have jest guessed I am a big fan of Jellote Story. In fact, I'm the author! I write all types of crazy crap and...
Wait, what? You have never heard of Jellote Story before? Oh yeah. That's right, it is a local thing. Well allow me to explain: Jellote Story is about these modern day knights living in a ridiculous world of crazy being the norm and vise-versa. The story centers around Jelly (far left) and his friends. Of them Zooom (middle) and Pulse (far right) are the most important. Zooom is a laid back kind of guy who thinks with a cool head. Pulse, inverly, is off the wall. He is Jelly;s little brother who likes to do strange things. It is hinted he is insane; he suffers from severe ADHD and ADD, he has questionable pyromania and likes to tamper with space-time. Never-the-less his intelligence exceeds his years and he is labled as "evil-genuis" by his peers.
The last character on the poster is the main antagonist, the Grim Reaper. His brand of evil is terrible; it is so dark and despicable that it contrasts the rest of the books. He has pitted planets against eachother (as seen in books 1-8), he is not above killing others who get in his way and, worst of all, every signle one of his minions is some undead freak. His cruelty knows no bounds: he genetically modified the structure and name of vampires to turn them into mutated, soulless Vampyre abominations. His minions have been known to defile graves for soldiers. To him and the Soulless the living are but obstacles that he has no problem personally "resolving".
The name "Jellote" comes from the climax of the Soulless Arc saga. Jelly and Zooom were motally wounded in a two-on-one battle with the Reaper. Neither of them had powers to defeat him by themselves, but fortunately the two had one chance left: Zooom's main power is to manipulate souls into physical forms, and upon Jelly's urgings the two injured warriors transfromed into a super-soldiered named *duh duh du daaaaa!* Jellote. This new super-soldier makes quick work of the Reaper and the war on humanity ends.
Now the term "Jellote" is my name as it means to me "strong, pure and ketchup". Maybe disregard that last part.
Congraturation
Yay! Jellote can't take it any more! Yay!
I was going to make a State of Jellote Address, but I felt that would be too mean. If you are wondering what I mean, it is a formal document I was planning on writing, stating the many reasons I feel like the enemy in situtations where I try to main-a-tain order. Anyway, I get what I do wrong sometimes, but now, I think I'm taking a week off. No major edits or anything.
I'm back. Nobody seemed to notice I was gone. Meh...
If anyone misses me, begs me to return or a situation arrises as I'm gone, alert me on my talk. I usually check the Recent Changes every hour, longer if I'm on full-time partol. As for syops, I salute you, but need time away from you. No offense. I just hate being the lower guy in the chain of importance. You handle situations much more maturely. I would make a terrible syops. You do the job better than I do, so I think I should just leave it to you for a while.
External Links
My youtube channel. Tell me if you want more, better and more better videos.
