User:Da Homsar Man

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I just joined for no reason, but I am beast!!!!!!

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I'm a teen! This user is 14 years old.
This user uses Windows.
This user contributes using Safari. |-	This user found the wiki from a Google search.
BEAST This user is BEAST!.
This user lives in Illinois.
This user's favorite email is email thunder.
This user's favorite character is Homsar.
This user's favorite characters are Peacy P and Coach Z.
This user's favorite character is Marshie.
This user's favorite Limozeen bandmate is Larry.
This user can make it on his/her own.
This user loves Cheat Commandos.
The first toon this user ever saw was Bug In Mouth Disease.
Homsar's words of wisdom: "DaAaAaAh! Hey, Lumbar! I typed out the whole recipe instead of just taking a screenshot!"
The Drive-Thru Whale's words of wisdom: "Pull forward for your metal detector."
Senor Cardgage's words of wisdom: "Proletariat, Gelzatrude!"
This user wishes he could play the guitar.
This user is a member of the Homestarmy.
This user is on the mooooooon!
This user was raised by a cup of coffee.
This user is gonna have a good time tonight.
This user likes to wear swee-atshirts.
LP This user wears long pants.
This user has just mashed play on an extremely expensive jambox with high-speed dubbing and is now putting his wait on it!!
This user is squirrel right-handed.
If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.
This user also thinks Firebert is a good Commando name.
This user has a holy-crap-adorable pet!
This user does play with 2 many knives.
This user has all types of crazy crap.
This user actually kinda likes that fweakin' marshmallow.
This user is Hazardous to your Health.
This user just wrote, directed, produced, and distributed a movie with his cell phone!
This user is awesome singing backwards metal.
This user likes cloth.
This user is less than B.
This user mourns the loss of the old paper
This user supports Pistols for Pandas.
This user was affected by the Dry Pencil Scare of '47.
This user has tampered with the DNA evidence.
The Horrible Painting gives this user the Jibblies.
This user was burninated by trogdor.
This user can count to G!
That's nothing. This user can count to purple backwards!
There was this one time where this user had to hug a tree...
This user misses Original Bubs.
This user hates sloshy.
This user has the heart of a lion and the wings of a bat.
This user likes to splo stuff up.
Obvious exits from this user page are North, South, and Dennis.
This user is sorry for throwing that first cake at Strong Sad.
This user is doing The Cheat's taxes.
This user comes for the wuggas, but stays for the jiggy juggas.
This user takes battle axe lessons at the rec center.
This user is a biscuit head.
This user got distracted by The Thnikkaman.
This user is a Deletehead.
Just then, this user traipsed in, naked as a jaybird.
This user has a good time with bread.
This user doesn't like Nebulon's style.
This user can do it! They can do it twelve times!
This user needs you to get out of here, Wretched Simmons!
This user is imagining why on Earth he can't get ye flask!
This user eats melty candy bars straight from the bag.
This user's an abomination!!
This user's and this user is coming to your house after school!
This user is takin' this baby to the MOOoooOOOon!.
This user's goose is cooked!
This user wants a Kick The Cheat.
This user wants Set 1 of the Collectible Figurines.
This user wants Set 2 of the Collectible Figurines.
This user wants Cheat Commandos figurines.
This user wants Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.