Editing Children

[[Image:feed-the-childrens.png|thumb|"We need to feed our children so we made this terrible song."]]
Despite [[Strong Bad]] insisting that [[for kids|he is strictly not for children]], [[homestarrunner.com]] contains many references to '''children''' in general. [[The Sad Kids]] are actual characters in the [[Homestar Runner universe]].

==Appearances==
*[[Original Book]] {{--}} [[Mike Chapman]] and [[Craig Zobel]] write a parody of books written for children.
*[[Where's The Cheat?]] {{--}} During an advertisement for the [[Homestar Jr.]], an [[Generic Announcers|announcer]] says that for a limited time, certain children get prizes.
*Email [[sisters]] {{--}} Strong Bad sarcastically remarks he'll save a poorly written email to show his kids.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]] {{--}} The No I in Team boy gets run over by the "CHILDREN" van.
*[[Super Brave!!]] {{--}} [[School]] children send pictures of [[Homestar Runner]].
*Email [[personal favorites]] {{--}} Strong Bad remarks on how "his emails are like his childrens".
*Email [[kids' book]] {{--}} Strong Bad "writes" a book for kids.
*[[Strong Badia National Anthem]] {{--}} Strong Bad is joined by a class of first graders.
*[[Thy Dungeonman II]] {{--}} The wrapper of the Super Mutton Pop warns that severe head [[explosion]] may occur if eaten by a [[Dongrel]] or child under 2.
*Email [[for kids]] {{--}} [[Homsar]] hosts a [[Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?|children's TV show]].
*Email [[montage]] {{--}} The [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]] is said to now live with its spouse and two children in the end-credits photo montage.
*[[Senorial Day]] {{--}} [[Senor Cardgage]] invites children to gamble <!-- Maybe "gambol"? The exact word is unclear; see the toon's talk page. --> around the campfire.
*Email [[bottom 10]] {{--}} [[Limozeen]] releases an album entitled "Feed the Childrens".
*[[Grumblecakes (video)|Grumblecakes]] {{--}} Strong Bad, speaking about [[Grumblecakes]], says, "I feeds my kids with 'em".
*[[Fall Float Parade]] {{--}} [[Coach Z]] says that the [[Marshie]] balloon has got to frighten some children.
*Email [[secret identity]] {{--}} Strong Bad says that he has children in his [[Secret Identities#Vance Mudgeman|secret family]] in Broiter Grove.
*Email [[myths & legends]] {{--}} [[Bubs]] says that his [[Bear Holding a Shark]] [[Alcohol|shot glasses]] are always popular with the kids.
*Email [[alternate universe]] {{--}} Senor Cardgage sings about "[letting] the little childrens go".
*[[Thy Dungeonman 3]] {{--}} One of the questions the [[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters#Hag|Hag]] asks is how many "wee hags" she had with her husband Cramforth.
*Email [[redesign]] {{--}} Strong Bad's redesign of the [[No Loafing Sign|"No Loafing!" sign]] includes a molten-Plexiglas look to give it "that 'children under 3 are sure to choke on it' goodness".
*Email [[coloring]] {{--}} Strong Bad reluctantly refers to the students of [[Marzipan]]'s [[L.U.R.N.]] as children. Marzipan stresses that they're not called children, but rather "Life-Blossoms".
*[[Trogday 08]] {{--}} Children join Strong Bad's song.
*[[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] {{--}} The first line and the page title both mention "short children".
*Email [[licensed]] {{--}} Strong Bad mentions looking foward to dropping his kids off at [[Papa Cardgage's Puddin' Patch]] while on his way to the dog tracks.
*Email [[buried]] {{--}} Strong Bad describes the [[Taranchula Black Metal Detector|metal detector]] as "America's coolest children's game show consolation prize".
*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] {{--}} Coach Z introduces himself to the kids as the [[Drive-Thru Whale]], and says he'll "chop off their legs".
*Email [[rated]] {{--}} Bubs and Coach Z work with Strong Bad to get into a RRR-rated movie by pretending to be his kids.
*[[Costume Commercial]] {{--}} The announcer attempts to sell "[[Homestar Runner Halloween Costumes & Products]]" to kids.
*[[Baddest of the Bands]] {{--}} Bubs mentions that he accepts first-born children as payment.
*[[Coach Z's 110%]] {{--}} Coach Z advertises that his videos will get the "results your youngster needs".
*[[On Break]] {{--}} Strong Bad mentions children bothering him while he is in the [[Tragic Clown Dog]] costume. Coach Z mentions that he scoops up children and throws them into the ball bath, but finds that one is trapped in the head of his costume.
*[[Punkin Show]] {{--}} Homestar warns that one of the [[pumpkins]] may be "unsuitable for childrens".
*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] {{--}} Strong Bad mentions he could join the RED team with the Heavy to watch the team get grenaded by eight-year-olds.
*Email [[sbemail 206]] ([[sbemail 206#Easter Eggs|Easter egg]]) {{--}} An animatronic [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] advertises "Olde Time Jones [[Drug]] Filled Tonic", claiming that "it's for children, you!"
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] {{--}} "Bloody-eyed found footage children" are one of the overused horror clichés mentioned by Strong Bad.
*[[Characters from Yonder Website]] {{--}} One of the side effects of [[Smarty Juice]] is unbelievably soothing children's programming.
*{{postref|1076645683367694336|22|Dec|2018}} {{--}} Strong Bad says that a fan-made 3D version of [[Strong Badia]] reminds him of his failed local access children's program, ''The Strong Badia Bunch''.
*[[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods]] {{--}} The storybook's cover describes it as "a thoroughly hollowed ween story for [[Redundancy|kids and children aboth]]".
*[[Thy Dungeonman Instruction Manual]] {{--}} If [[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Collagen]] were to become unnaturally good at everything after discovering his mother was a dungeonwoman, it would only work for his first few stories, with the young children who read them inserting themselves into the black canvas of his character.

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==See also==
*[[Babies]]
*[[Parents]]
*[[Ages of Characters]]
[[Category:Inside Jokes]]