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=Axes=
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[[Image:A man.PNG|right|150px|thumb|Trogdor was a man.]]
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Dear Strong Bad,
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[[Image:Dolph_Haudhagen_The_Instruct-TOR.PNG|right|thumb|150px|Battle Axe Lessons at the Rec Center!]]
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[[Image: Dangyo.png|right|150px|thumb|Nothing like a rousing game of Bed Axe.]]
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'''Axes''' are sharp weapons which can be brought into battle or be used for splitting things in two. Also, as "axe" is a synonym for a type of guitar, many skilled guitarists are able to shred on their axes and chop with their guitars.
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How far can you jump?
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Crapfully crapful,
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Crap Incarnate
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]WOAH! THE Crap Incarnate? So awesomely disgusting! Anyway, what do you mean how far I can jump? That's a vague question. It depends: Do I get a trampoline? Or a catapult? Or a cannon? Or am I just stuck on my two legs?
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=Tacos=
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[[File:Jumble.PNG|thumb]]
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Meat, cheese and vegetables collected together in a Mexican tortilla that makes a tasty treat.
==Appearances==
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*[[Sketchbook 2004]] &mdash; One of the sketches is captioned “king S.B. with fish & axe” (depicting an electric guitar).
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*Email [[50 Emails]] {{--}} One of [[Homestar Runner]]'s failed attempts at [[DELETED]] is "Del Taco", a restaurant.
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*[[Some Stupid Turkey]] &mdash; An axe swings down from [[Hammerspace]] to chop off the head of [[Strong Bad]]'s turkey costume.
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*Email [[caper]] {{--}} The solution to the jumble is "Un Taco".
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*Email [[dragon]] &mdash; Trogdor the man holds a large battle axe.
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*Email [[rough copy]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] pays [[The Cheat]] in soft tacos for being his lawyer.
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*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]] &mdash; [[President]] George Washington holds an axe.
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*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] {{--}} One option has Homestar claim he ran into Tacoman, who [[Coach Z]] apparently has a rivalry with.
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*Email [[other days]] &mdash; On Sundays, Strong Bad claims he takes Battle Axe lessons with [[Dolph Hauldhagen]] at the rec center.
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**Homestar repeats this gag in [[Halloween Hide & Seek]].
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*[[Lappynapped!]] &mdash; A flyer advertising Dolph Hauldhagen's battle axe lessons appears on the bulletin board; an Easter egg has him leaving a message on Strong Bad's answering machine.
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*Email [[pop-up]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] changes his email to read that the sender dreamed about a Strong Bad [[salad]], and then a Strong Bad taco salad.
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*Email [[slumber party]] &mdash; One of the slumber party games Strong Bad likes to play is [[Bed Axe]].
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*[[Donut Unto Others]] {{--}} When [[Bubs]] points out that he is also selling doughnuts, Homestar suggests they could become a conglomerate like KFC-Taco Bell-Radisson-Texas Instruments-NASA.
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*Email [[rated]] &mdash; One of the triple-R-rated movies Strong Bad lists is called Axe-[[Gun]], Legends of the [[Brain]]-Outener.
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*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] {{--}} The [[Drive-Thru Whale]] advertises a "half-hearted taco meal". [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] has to solve a puzzle using other Mexican food items, including a taco.
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*Email [[your edge]] &mdash; Strong Bad has several axes in his arsenal of [[Noun-Verb|edge-hav]][[Noun-ery|ery]].
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*[[8-Bit is Enough]] {{--}} Strong Bad muses that he should not let The Cheat ride in the dryer on Tacos and Gravy night.
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*[[Baddest of the Bands]] &mdash; The [[King of Town]]'s guitar is so sharp, he wields it like an axe to help Strong Bad cut a rope.
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*[[Hremail 7]] {{--}} One of the flavors of [[melonade]] is Taco Explosion.
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*[[Crystal Fortress]] &mdash; Strong Bad transforms the [[Stave It Off Guy]] into a frightful heavy metal musician, complete with a guitar resembling a sharp axe.
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*[[Disk 4 of 12 - World Games]] {{--}} When the palette changes for the bullfighting event, Strong Bad remarks that in Texas,  they only see things in the taco seasoning spectrum, including guacamole, mole, cayenne and jalapeño.
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*[[Xeriously Forxe]] &mdash; [[Xeriouxly Forxe Character Variations#The Smith|The Smith]] carries an axe in place of a shovel.
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*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] (Triungulate version) {{--}} In his file cabinet of fast food takeout menus, Dangeresque keeps two actual tacos that he insists will save his life someday.
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] &mdash; A hanging battle axe is one of many items used in Strong Bad's phone-prank booby trap.
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*[[Trogdor Was Dragon Man]] &mdash; Trogdor the man returns with his axe. He plays it like a guitar.
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**[[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018#1048253954524700672|05 Oct 2018]] &mdash; Some of the characters in Swordguys Versus Skullguys are seen wielding axes.
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**[[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2020#1243996886106865664|28 Mar 2020]] &mdash; Strong Bad plays a game called Axe of Rage.
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***This game is seen in the [[Floppy Disk Container]] in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[geddup noise]].
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**28 March 2020 &mdash; Strong Bad observes that a fan’s screenshot of Animal Crossing appears to include [[Humidibot]] with an axe.
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==See Also==
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*[[Big Knives]]
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*[[Burgers]]
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*[[Sandwiches]]
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=Candles=
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[[File:sbemail63.PNG|150px|right|thumb|I think that's my best one. You know. Keeps-a me warm at night!]]
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[[File:ween03.png|150px|right|thumb|Making contact from beyond the flowerbed.]]
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'''Candles''' are used to set the mood for romantic nights and seances.
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*Email [[making out]] &mdash; [[Strong Bad]] suggests using candles and [[Alcohol|wine]] to entice the sender's boyfriend into making out with her.
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*[[In Search of the Yello Dello]] {{--}} The most rare and beautiful bird is called the '''[[Yello Dello]]'''.
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*Email [[50 emails]] &mdash; Strong Bad's 50th email is celebrated with a [[swiss cake roll]] with a candle on it.
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*[[Homestar Runner Presents: Presents]] {{--}} Homestar calls Strong Bad "'''Strong-o Bad-o'''".
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*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] &mdash; [[Strong Sad]] sets up a candle as part of his Tai Chi space.
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*Email [[lady fan]] {{--}} Homestar urges Strong Bad to exercise his '''[[Twees|buttweesimo]]'''.
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*Email [[fingers]] &mdash; One of the fingers Strong Bad puts on his boxing gloves is a candle. [[Coach Z]] takes notice. Strong Bad claims that it keeps him warm at night.
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*[[Punkin Stencils]] {{--}} Homestar calls [[The Jolly Dumple]] '''Tongue-o Drippo'''.
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*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] &mdash; A group of candles is set on [[Marzipan]]'s table for her seance.
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*[[Blubb-O's Commercial]] {{--}} The name of the fast food restaurant is called '''[[Blubb-O's]]'''.
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*[[Halloween Fairstival]] &mdash; Candles accompany Strong Sad's Haunted Haikus.
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*[[Halloween Safety]] {{--}} Homestar says dressing up as a Children Crossing sign is '''[[Ina-Pro-Pro]]'''.
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*Email [[do over]] &mdash; Strong Bad re-enacts the [[sisters]] email by setting a candle on the desk.
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*[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]] {{--}} The Homestar Runner's gulps as '''gulpo''' and '''gulpamundo'''.
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*[[Date Nite]] &mdash; [[The Cheat]] and Marzipan have a candlelit dinner at [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]].
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*[[Fan Costumes 2017]] {{--}} Strong Bad claims that a grandmother likes to call her granson Little '''Protelzo''' on her candy flip-phone.
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*[[Play Date]] &mdash; The [[King of Town]] has a candlelit dinner at Marshmallow's Last Stand with [[Brunswick stew]].
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*[[Halloween Hijinks]] {{--}} Strong Bad suggests that the [[King of Town]] dressing up as King Ding Dong would be a '''no-brain-o.'''
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*Email [[lady...ing]] &mdash; Strong Bad's surefire method to attract a lady is to host a candlelit dinner with caviar burritos and the finest [[Smoking|cigars]].
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*[[Fan 'Stumes 2021]] {{--}} '''Deflato-head''' Strong Bad and '''decapitato-head''' Strong Sad each sold separately.
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*[[Fan 'Stumes 2022]] {{--}} Strong Bad's confirmation for doing that year's Twitter challenge is '''Provisional Accept-o''' and '''Roboto Accept-o'''.
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*[[Homestar Ruiner]] &mdash; When examining the [[shower]]s, Strong Bad tells the player he prefers a bubble [[bath]] with scented candles.
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*[[Strong Badia The Free]] &mdash; Strong Bad is impressed that the King of Town had eaten the candles off his candelabra but left the flames.
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**On the page for day 3, Strong Bad's hands are labeled "'''Left-O'''" and "'''Right-O'''".
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*[[Place Ya Bets]] &mdash; [[Homestar Runner]] attends a [[Deleteheads]] meeting with a bundle of red candles meant to look like dynamite.
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**Strong Bad refers to the calendar as '''Disappointo'''. Strong Sad remarks that he thought he was Disappointo.
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*[[A Decemberween Mackerel]] &mdash; Marzipan holds a candle as she sings Decemberween carols.
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*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]] {{--}}
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**The Wingzz Hutt offers '''Facemelto''' sauce.
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** If Dangeresque attempts to use the file cabinet key on his office door, he says he will '''fake-o solve-o''' The Chief's '''case-o''' first. The Chief replies that he loves queso.
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*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]] {{--}} Talking to the Quickstart Guide, Dangeresque reminds it to float like '''Ms. Chlorino''' taught in the pool.
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*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep my Enemies, Loser]] {{--}}
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**A generic error message is '''Loopto Rodoopto'''.
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**The statue with two shields is named '''Homestarmero''' Duplicishield.
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*[[The Show: Ween Edition]] {{--}} Homestar Runner's check is notarized by someone named '''Name-O Sign-O'''.
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*[[Front Facing]] {{-}} The bubble in the top right of the [[Main Page 3]] Easter egg says '''face-o fronto'''.
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=Sweet Deals=
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{{about|word running gag}} {{for|cereal|Breakfast Cereals from Specially Marked}}
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[[Image:Sweet deals.PNG|thumb|150px|A free chainsaw car? Sweet Deals!]]
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*Email [[portrait]] &mdash; The newspaper mentions a "sweet deal".
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*[[Halloween Potion-Ma-Jig]] &mdash; When [[Homestar Runner]] offers a thorough explanation of how the [[King of Town]]'s buried sandwich tasted, the King calls it a "sweet deal" and offers some powdered Thanksgiving in return.
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*[[NYU Talk - 1 Mar 2005]] &mdash; Matt says he has some sweet deals for all the fans in the audience.
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*[[Quote of the Week]] August 09, 2007 &mdash; The Quote features Bubs saying "That would be a sweet deal I couldn't resist! N-E-S-T-L-E-S!"
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*{{postref|1148764646125572097|9|Jul|2019}} &mdash; Strong Bad remarks "Sweet Deals cereal" in response to a fan having acquired all the bonus parts for [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]].
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*[[Final Hours Playthrough]] &mdash; Strong Bad says "Sweet deals!" when he believes that they are going to win the game.
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*[[ Trogdor! LIVE with the Brothers Chaps!]] &mdash; Strong Bad says "Sweet deals!" when he is told that the entire Internet is watching him. He also says that the power offered by [[Ye Flask]] of [[Dennis]] (making burninated peasants go into Trogdor's health instead of the Void) is a sweet deal. Strong Bad announces the beginning of his first turn with an exclamation of "sweet deals".
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[[File:underconstruction02.png|thumb|"I will fight a brick wall!"]]
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'''SINGERS:''' Stinkoman<br>
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'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{speaking}'' I will fight a brick wall!<br>
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*The first 19 seconds were played at [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|Georgia Tech in 2007]], accompanying an unfinished [[Stinkoman]] animation.
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On May 14, 2020, [[Matt Chapman]] read an excerpt from the 400-page '''instruction manual of [[Thy Dungeonman]]''' for the livestreamed second episode of the "Worst First Chapter" [[YouTube]] series, hosted by Paul and Storm of [[DaVinci's Notebook]]. This manual allegedly consists of 395 pages of lore, and 5 pages of PC instructions, and was written by [[Lem Sportsinterviews]].
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"Wake yourself, boy!" rasped the old codger, sloshing a mug of cool, refreshing oatmeal square in the young man's face.
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Panicked, Collagen jolted up quickly from his bedroll of pulled pigeon, whole oats oozing from the patchy beard on his tender face of five and five and five years.
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"I love wagons!" he cried deliriously, wiping sleep out of, and oatmeal into, his bleary eyes. The room was dark. A silver sheen on the stone walls told Collagen that the moon was still up in the autumn sky outside, and a dull clanking announced that the barmess downstairs was gathering up the stoneware, about to close the plodding gentry for the night.
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"It must be around two full ticks past night's middle!" he thought to himself, wondering what could be so important that it couldn't wait until morning's griddle. "What is it, uncle?"
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The old man didn't respond and just sat blinking, as if each closing of his gray eyes added a protective layer between himself and the life-altering news he knew he had to impart on this oat-slick boy.
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Collagen sucked in breath, and a couple of oats actually, causing himself to choke. "A dungeon? But how?" he sputtered.
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"Of course ye'd ask that. The youth... always questioning how a dank room what's made for the holding and torture of prisoners could ever be alive in the first place, so as to be eligible for the act of murderin'! You lot with your trendy jangled jester hats and your&mdash;"
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"Uncle Prevacid!" barked Collagen, sounding suddenly one and two years older. "I believe you!" the boy said softly, and laid a hand on his uncle's, immediately thinking better of it after his fingers touched something warm and jelly-like. He shifted his hand to one of Prevacid's knees&mdash; no, no, that was worse. He withdrew his hand altogether. "Which dungeon?"
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"''My'' first dungeon?" the boy stiffened. "But I'm just the son of a son of a salvemonger! What's a murdered dungeon &mdash; or any dungeon for that matter got to do with me?"
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Prevacid attempted to soften, but it clearly hurt, so he went back to ornery and sighed, "'Tisn't your father ''or'' your grandfather that's important!" The old man leaned closer, a streak of moonlight cutting jagged across his jagged face, effectively cancelling out any jaggedness. "Your mother was a dungeonwoman."
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If Collagen had been holding the mug of oatmeal, he would've dropped it to the floor and it would've shattered in slow motion to great dramatic effect. Since he was only holding the hem of his flea-ridden burlap blanket, he dropped that instead and it just kinda went, "phfff" into his lap, although this action had a devastating effect on the fleas.
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"But father always said me marm was a bookstacker! Plain and dimpled, with a sallow face and a disposition like an unremarkable tree. He said such lovely things about her."
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"It was all on her orders! She didn't want the dungeon life for you! Too much danger and not enough Vitamin D! So she made your dad promise that when he made verbal her memory, it would sound like she was pleasant enough. A loving marm and a right perpendicular bookstacker, but fierce plain, so as not to merit any further investigations into her past."
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Collagen reeled, his gaze wandering about the room trying to find an anchor on which to hang this new reality, although a coat hook would probably have been more appropriate. Suddenly, a memory jumped from the dusty underbed toy box of his mind and into the fore. The paint was scratched off and its batteries had that dusty green corrosion stuff on them, but he recalled it with full clarity.
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"''That's'' why someone wrote 'Collagen's marm was a dungeonlady' on the wall of the public privy that one time! I always thought it was just old Pendace from salve school rubbin' the beef on me!"
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"'Tis no beef rub, boy, 'tis the goat's truth!" His uncle paused. "Also, stay away from the public privy. I hear Lek the Creepo's been sleepin' in there nights."
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A contradiction suddenly occured to Collagen. "But if me marm asked me da to hide her dungeon history, why're you tellin' me now?"
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"Because she gave special orders to ol' Prevacid," said the old man, a proud glimmer or possibly just festering cateract in his eye. "Back when you were just a wee budgie, 'fore she left on any dungeon adventure, your marm would take me aside &mdash; rougly, mind you &mdash; had a grip like a pork viper, that one," he remembered, rubbing his shoulder, "And she'd say, 'Remember, Cid, if I don't ever return and there comes a day when you get word o' dungeons being murdered, it's time to tell the boy the truth!'"
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"I'm a dungeonman?" asked Collagen hopefully.
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"Ho ho!" laughed Prevacid, "Don't go diaperin' yourself just yet, your royal highness." The sarcasm made Collagen blush stupidly. "At best you're a dungeon''lad'', I s'pose. And by birthright only. No, ye've got quite a road to travel yet if you're ever to be a proper dungeonman."
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Collagen's shoulders sagged. He felt foolish. Just because he found out his mother was a dungeonwoman didn't mean he would all of a sudden be amazing at dungeon adventures, and breeze through thy dungeonschool thanks to his smarter friends, and unnaturally excel at the dungeonsports despite no experience with them, and generally be at the center of every world-endangering dungeon conspiracy. That would be stupid and make him a very blank and uninteresting hero in the end, more defined by those around him, with his best traits feeling entirely unearned. That would work okay for his first couple of stories maybe, with the young children who read them inserting themselves into the blank canvas of Collagen's character, but as the stories went on, readers would disconnect, finding Collagen's colorful friends and enemies more interesting, relatable, and cosplayable. He was just Collagen Salvemonger the Third, a lad of five and five and five years who secretly loved wagons, and still kinda believed in the tooth rot fairy.
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"Now stop your potterin', boy," said Prevacid, sensing the boy's self-consiousness. He tried to put a warmth in his tone, which mostly sounded like a sinus infection, and continued, "Inexperienced ye may be, but your role is of great input nonetheless! It's on ''you'' to find out who murdered that dungeon, and put a stop to it lest we lose anymore!"
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"You mean I don't have a choice? What if I want to keep mongering salves? Dongering ointments? Hongering balms?" Collagen pented desperately.
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"Ye ''do'' have a choice, ya dolt boulder!" spat Prevacid impatiently, swatting his nephew with his flat, dillow-fur cap. "Why'd you think I'm waking you up in night's middle? So if you want to run off and disappear into the har hills before the village awakes, ye have the chance! What, did you think I'd tell ya, 'This is your destiny and you have to follow it'? I know how those stories go! They're long! And fulla dangers! And pages and pages of really boring songs meant to add to the mythology and all that! I'd not force that on you, boy! Not unless you wanted it!"
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"Thank you, uncle," Collagen said softly.
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His uncle motioned to the floor where two pouchels lay like obedient pets. "I've packed two pouchels for ye. One has all you need to flee to the har hills and start a new life with a new identity as a travelling goat-pretender. T'other has all the tips, tricks, and cheat codes your mom left ya, to take up the mantle of thy dungeonman! The choice is yours." Prevacid stood from where he uncomfortably squatted at the foot of the bedroll, picking off puffs of pulled pigeon from his patched pants, and left the room. "I'll be downstairs in the plodding gentry when you've made up your mind," he called back from the hallway.
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Collagen stared long at the pouchels, seeing his various potential futures stream out of them like fumes in the moonlight, before realizing they were actually real fumes from the grody old cheese that his uncle had packed in each.
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*[[Some Stupid Turkey]] {{--}} The King of Town eats an entire Thanksgiving feast to the point where he is ready to puke.
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*[[Halloween Fairstival]] {{--}} His remedy for hiccups is to feed them until they mature into liver failure. He also has a ham in place of his heart.
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*[[Halloween Potion Ma-Jig]] {{--}} He and the [[Poopsmith]] are seeking out a ham sandwich he buried when he was nine. When Homestar describes how he found it, ate it, and felt like puking it back up, the King remarks that he wishes Homestar had.
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*Email [[more armies]] {{--}} The King of Town is "out to lunch" inhaling giblets through a respirator.
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*[[Strong Badia the Free] {{--}} The King of Town requests a gravy-filled IV drip from a medical dining facility.
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*Email [[retirement]] {{--}} In his circus act as "Clogdor", his burps transform into fried eggs.
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*Email [[record book]] {{--}} The King of Town eats a giant pile of salt for lunch. He claims that his "hiccups" are actually heart attacks.
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*Email [[unnatural]] {{--}} When King [[Bubs]]gonzola Supreme rampages around and causes the ground to shake, bystanders believe the King of Town is getting his mega-physical.
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*Email [[fan club]] {{--}} Strong Bad writes a story where the King of Town eats an entire pile of [[whatsit]]. The King of Town says he wishes it were fiction.
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*[[Which Ween Costumes?]] {{--}} When Strong Bad asks if "Hundred and One" is the King's age or number of heart attacks, the King implies both are closer to triple that.
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] {{--}} The King of Town claims to have had his DNA surgically replaced with MSG, and that he's dying.
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*[[Fan 'Stumes 2020]] {{--}} [[Marshie]] encourages viewers to open their pores and let him into their hearts to clog up their veins. The King of Town volunteers readily.
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*[[Halloween Hide & Seek]] {{--}} His jumps on a trampoline because he ate a chocolate bar too quickly and wanted to puke it up so he could savor it properly.
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*[[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep my Enemies, Loser]] {{--}} [[Perducci]] tearfully denies that his tears are made from olive oil.
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*[[The Show: Ween Edition]] {{--}} The King of Town guesses that Homestar would misrepresent his costume as himself on a CPAP machine, implying he has trouble breathing when he sleeps. Homestar guesses that the King of Town is in the ICU.
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==External Links==
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*[[youtube:Eac-YjikYS8|watch "Worst First Chapter - Episode 2"]] on [[YouTube]] (introduction begins at 41:06, story begins at 41:35)
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Current revision as of 12:52, 8 May 2024

Contents

[edit] Tacos

Meat, cheese and vegetables collected together in a Mexican tortilla that makes a tasty treat.

[edit] Appearances

[edit] See Also

[[Category:Generic food and drinks]]

[edit] Words Ending in -o

[[Category:Word running gags]]

[edit] The King of Town's Health Problems

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The King of Town is obsessed with food and eating, and does not have especially healthy habits.

  • Some Stupid Turkey — The King of Town eats an entire Thanksgiving feast to the point where he is ready to puke.
  • Halloween Fairstival — His remedy for hiccups is to feed them until they mature into liver failure. He also has a ham in place of his heart.
  • Halloween Potion Ma-Jig — He and the Poopsmith are seeking out a ham sandwich he buried when he was nine. When Homestar describes how he found it, ate it, and felt like puking it back up, the King remarks that he wishes Homestar had.
  • Email more armies — The King of Town is "out to lunch" inhaling giblets through a respirator.
  • [[Strong Badia the Free] — The King of Town requests a gravy-filled IV drip from a medical dining facility.
  • Email retirement — In his circus act as "Clogdor", his burps transform into fried eggs.
  • Email record book — The King of Town eats a giant pile of salt for lunch. He claims that his "hiccups" are actually heart attacks.
  • Email unnatural — When King Bubsgonzola Supreme rampages around and causes the ground to shake, bystanders believe the King of Town is getting his mega-physical.
  • Email fan club — Strong Bad writes a story where the King of Town eats an entire pile of whatsit. The King of Town says he wishes it were fiction.
  • Which Ween Costumes? — When Strong Bad asks if "Hundred and One" is the King's age or number of heart attacks, the King implies both are closer to triple that.
  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2 — The King of Town claims to have had his DNA surgically replaced with MSG, and that he's dying.
  • Fan 'Stumes 2020 — Marshie encourages viewers to open their pores and let him into their hearts to clog up their veins. The King of Town volunteers readily.
  • Halloween Hide & Seek — His jumps on a trampoline because he ate a chocolate bar too quickly and wanted to puke it up so he could savor it properly.
  • Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep my Enemies, Loser — Perducci tearfully denies that his tears are made from olive oil.
  • The Show: Ween Edition — The King of Town guesses that Homestar would misrepresent his costume as himself on a CPAP machine, implying he has trouble breathing when he sleeps. Homestar guesses that the King of Town is in the ICU.

[[Category:Food running gags]]

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