Strong Bad Sings on Vinyl!

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Woah it's like the record was made with the splattered blood of Trogdor's enemies!

A commercial for Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits on vinyl.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Fat Bluebird, The Announcer (voice only), Strong Sad, Puppet Strong Bad, Limozeen, Dave Bjornborg, Marzipan, Coach Z, Strong Mad, The Cheat

Places: Strong Sad's Room, The Field, Computer Room

Date: Tuesday, February 23, 2021

Running Time: 2:17



{Fade in on a snowy mountain backdrop, with the original Strong Bad Sings' Casio tune playing. While the Announcer is first speaking, Strong Bad walks in with the camera following him, the Fat Bluebird briefly flies and lands on his glove}

ANNOUNCER: For years he's thrilled and captivated himself with his music, but now its your turn!

{As the Announcer says "your", the Casio tune stops and You've Got an Ugly & Stupid Butt begins.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} You've got an ugly butt.

{As Strong Bad sings, the Fat Bluebird scratches and turns its head.

STRONG BAD: {singing} And a stupid... Butt.

{While Strong Bad is saying "Butt", he turns his head towards the camera and the Fat Bluebird turns his head towards Strong Bad, before bowing its head downwards.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

{The Fat Bluebird quickly shoots its head upwards, before looking up to Strong Bad as the Announcer begins speaking again, as this occurs Strong Bad Sings cover zooms and fades in.}

ANNOUNCER: Strong Bad Sings! {suddenly changes voice} On Vinyl!

{The vinyl cover replaces the CD version, explosions and purple mist appear and Trogdor kicks in, when the Announcer starts talking again it lowers in volume.}

ANNOUNCER: Cheap as Free Recordings and Fangamer {As the two names are mentioned the logos of each company appears} present Strong Bad Sings like you've never heard {Somebody Told Me (Now I Believe Them) now plays} it before! Or, well, exactly like you've heard it before, but now it's on a bigger circle.

ANNOUNCER: Bigger hits!

ANNOUNCER: Some of the misses.

ANNOUNCER: Featuring special guests Limozeen.

ANNOUNCER: Taranchula.

ANNOUNCER: And to a lesser extent, Coach Z and Marzipan.

ANNOUNCER: All your favorite tracks from the original album are here with all new album artwork and splatter vinyl

STRONG BAD: Whoa, it's like the record was made with the splattered blood of Trogdor's enemies.

STRONG SAD: Uh, technically, I think blood would mess up the pressing process, and you'd probably end up with...

STRONG SAD: I'll press you! Argh! Whoa! This hundred and whatever gram vinyl's not messing around.

ANNOUNCER: Act now, or probably whenever, and we'll sell you this vinyl slip at absolutely for an additional price!

ANNOUNCER: Strong Bad Sings! Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits available on one 12 inch vinyl, one LP, one {word missing on transcript} record album

ANNOUNCER: Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits available on all the stuff that he just said, except the screen has more numbers, and an address. And payment information.

ALBUM ART STRONG BAD: I'll see you on the turntable, or maybe just in your nightmares kids. Hee.

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Fun Facts

Inside References

  • Many aspects of this toon are based from the original Strong Bad Sings:
    • The Fat Bluebird landing on Strong Bad's hand.
    • The songs scrolling upwards.
    • The order now screen, with the same text as well.
  • Strong Bad hit Strong Sad with a sloshy record in concert, but unlike in this toon, that record shattered on impact.

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