The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar
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Animated Puppet Homestar has an animated adventure.
Cast (in order of appearance): Puppet Homestar Runner, Shark-Tooth Bubs, Puppet Strong Bad, Puppet The Cheat, Puppet Marshie, Puppet Doreauxgard, Puppet Strong Sad
Places: The Field
Date: Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Running Time: 3:00
Page Title: Made with 50% fewer technologies!
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Transcript
{Music plays. There is a red curtain with "The Animated Adventures of" on it. It opens to The Field. "PUPPET HOMESTAR" is in colorful letters that hang from strings. "PUPPET HOMESTAR" gets pulled up.
{The music stops.}
STRONG SAD: {voiceover} Once upon a time...
{Puppet Homestar Runner comes in from the right}
STRONG SAD: {voiceover} ...here's the type of thing that happened.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {angrily} I don't believe it! I won't believe it! There isn't a pile right here! What kind of world do we live in, where there isn't a pile right here? {no longer angry} Well, I'm going to do my part! I'm going to umm... build a pile!
{Puppet Homestar leaves. He then comes back holding an egg.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: My pile will start with an egg!
{Puppet Homestar leaves and then comes back holding bacon.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: And, a bacon.
{Shark-Tooth Bubs appears.}
SHARK-TOOTH BUBS: What you're doing in m-here, Homestar? W-Maybe making a breakfast pile?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um...
SHARK-TOOTH BUBS: Or a beach resort pile?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um... No, it's not suppose to be.
SHARK-TOOTH BUBS: Well, looks like you're heading in that direction, if I can say....
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, heavens!
{Shark-Tooth Bubs moves closer to Puppet Homestar.}
SHARK-TOOTH BUBS: Why don't I be your pile manager? (Shark-Tooth Bubs moves back) I'll make sure it doesn't become a breakfast pile? For you?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: You'd do that for me? Be my pile manager?
SHARK-TOOTH BUBS: Get back to work!
{The curtains close.}
STRONG SAD: {voiceover} Everything was piles upon piles...
(The curtains open to Puppet Homestar and Shark-Tooth Bubs standing by a big pile)
STRONG SAD: (voiceover) ...until one day...
{Puppet Strong Bad and Puppet The Cheat come in from the left.}
STRONG BAD: Grabble-dee-garble-dee-grabble-a-gog!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uh... what?
STRONG BAD: Oh, you haven't heard that one yet? That's like, uh, the new "Fe Fi Fo Fum".
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I don't like it! It'll never last.
STRONG BAD: Well, anyways, this is my pile now.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, no.... {Homestar falls backward}
SHARK-TOOTH BUBS: {moving forward} Hey there, Moldy Moldy. Do you need a pile manager?
STRONG BAD: You'd do that for me?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {angrily} You traitorous trade-about! {He exits screen right}
SHARK-TOOTH BUBS: Sorry, piles, but I've got my own styles.
{Screen darkens and then curtain closes}
STRONG SAD: {voiceover} And so the Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar—
{curtain opens to the Puppet Homestar moving in silhouette among some hills}
STRONG SAD: {voiceover} — decided that he'd need some help. He goed and goed until he finally went.
{Homestar stops on a hill}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ew!
{Curtain quickly closes and reopens to reveal Homestar in the field with Marshie and Doreauxgard}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: You guys gotta help me! You're the only puppets left!
DOREAUXGARD: Well... sounds like you got to protect yourself. Bag of door knobs. {He lunges towards Homestar} Bag of doors, if you can manage it.
MARSHIE: Oo! And then, oo! I've got just the thing! Now, huddle up boys and make that old whispering sound!
{Music starts and the trio make indistinct whispering sounds.}
{Curtain closes and reopens to Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Shark-Tooth Bubs by the pile}
STRONG BAD: Man, who knew being king of the pile be sooooooooooooooooooo exiciting.
SHARK-TOOTH BUBS: I'm going to throw up at your house.
{Bubs from the bottom of the screen to be replaced by Homestar}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ho ho!
STRONG BAD: Uh, what?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: "Ho ho!" It's the new "a ha".
STRONG BAD: I can live with that.
{Marshie comes flying in}
MARSHIE: Let 'em have it, Jackson! {Marshie flies off}
{A translucent sheet comes down so that The Cheat, Strong Bad, and Homestar are only seen as shadows}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Aaaaoik!
{The Homestar puppet comes off to reveal a squirming hand}
{Strong Bad and The Cheat scream and flee screen left in terror}
{The Homestar Puppet covers the hand and the sheet comes up, leaving Homestar alone with the pile.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Too good, Strong Bad! {Doreauxgard comes in screen left and Marshie flies in} It looks like your fifteen minutes of pile are over!
{The screen darkens and from screen left enters a hand colored grey with Strong Sad's eyes on the knuckle}
STRONG SAD: And so, The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar lived {curtain closes} pretty well after that. Can't complain, really. I guess my thumb is pretty sore.
{Homestar enters screen right}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {whisperingly} Strong Sad.
STRONG SAD: {overlapping} I think this permanent marker is giving my hand a rash
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {whispering, overlapping} Stop it. Puppet thing is over.
STRONG SAD: And the bloating! Don't get me started on the bloating.
{Homestar continues to whisper and get Strong Sad attention}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Stop it. Cut it out. Enough. It's the end.
{Strong Sad finally leaves screen left}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uh? We're good? Just a little bit? Strong Sad!
{"End." appears on the curtain}
Fun Facts
Remarks
- This short is done in the same style as Main Page 25.
- When this short was first released, it was not available on the New Stuff menu or Shorts menu. It was fixed within the same day.
Inside References
- Strong Sad mentions everything being "Piles Upon Piles".
- Homestar's pile contains an egg and a strip of bacon.
- Shark-Tooth Bubs says to Homestar that he has his own styles.
- Shark-Tooth Bubs says he's going to throw up on Strong Bad's house.
- The part where Homestar is running over the hills is similar to a scene in the second Intro.
- There is another reference to peeing.
- Puppet Homestar breaks the fourth wall by both showing disgust over Puppet Strong Sad's line "-until he finally went." and with the line "You guys got to help me! You're the only puppets left!"
Real World References
- Strong Bad's "garbldy-garbldy" is mentioned as being the new "Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum" from Jack & the Beanstalk.
- Homestar saying that Strong Bad's fifteen minutes of pile are over is a play on Andy Warhol's famous quote that in the future, everyone would have fifteen minutes of fame.
