strongbad email.exe Disc One

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This is for Disc One of strongbad email.exe. This disc includes e-mails #1-50. To see artwork for Disc One, see strongbad email.exe DVD Artwork.

Contents

FBI Warning

The FBI warning on Disc One of strongbad_email.exe.

Text

Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.

Transcript

{The standard FBI warning text appears on a background with constantly shifting colors. Homestar walks in and gives the text a glance}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: BORING!

{Homestar walks away}

Introduction

Introduction to Disc One of strongbad_email.exe.

Transcript

{A 3D rendered Strong Bad enters the computer room}

STRONG BAD: And all the ladies say "Strong bad is on point"

{Strong Bad throws the lightswitch and a lightswitch rave starts up with The System is Down}

STRONG BAD: WAH! {shuts off switch} Wrong switch. {starts walking toward the Tandy 400} Oh, my mouth tastes like... DVDs.

{The Cheat walks up to Strong Bad, singing to himself, and we can see Strong Sad peering in from the other room}

STRONG BAD: Hey The Cheat.

{Strong Bad kicks The Cheat into Strong Sad}

THE CHEAT: GAAAHHH!

STRONG SAD: DOUGLAS!

{Cut to Strong Bad, who starts to sit down}

STRONG BAD: Oh yes! And the foul! The Paper, show these morons what to do.

{The Paper comes down with the menu selections. About 30 seconds later, Strong Bad turns to the camera}

STRONG BAD: Uh, The Paper, I think you're going to have to spell it out better for these simpletons. Apparently, they're not quite grasping it.

{A Paper comes up from the bottom of the screen reading "Make your selection and mash GO, moron!"}

STRONG BAD: Whoa! Bottom-feeding paper! There's something you don't see every day!

Contents

E-mails

Bonus Stuff

TROGDOR!
HI-SCORES & BONUS STUFF
  • Email Intros: A video featuring every sbemail intro for emails 1-100.
  • Scroll Button Songs: A video featuring every scroll button rap up until the "S to the C" rap.

Bonus Menu Transcript

{Again in 3D, the camera flies through the Rec Room past Strong Mad on the couch and The Cheat in the crisper drawer, both watching TV, on its way to the Trogdor arcade machine.}

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

STRONG MAD: Did you just say bonus stuff?

{After a 30 second pause, the camera pulls back to reveal Strong Bad has walked up to the machine.}

STRONG BAD: Alright choosey, time's up, I'm playing Trogdor. {He plays.} Oh yeah, don't stop a-squishing. {He dies.} What? What's wrong with this stupid game? {He pounds the machine.}

Easter Eggs

Fun Facts for Disc One

  • The FBI Warning is a reference to the easter egg in Legal.
  • "Oh... my mouth tastes like... DVD" is a reference to morning routine, where Strong Bad says "my mouth tastes like... e-mail...".
  • Strong Sad's shouting of "Douglas!" is a reference to "cheat talk".
  • The lightswitch rave lightswitch is a reference to "techno".
  • Strong Mad's "Did you just say bonus stuff?" is a reference to "caffeine".
  • The Cheat laying in the crisper drawer is a reference to "privileges".
  • The intro is a reference to "date" and "the show".
  • "Strong Bad is on point" is a reference to Extra Real Dating Sim XR.
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