HRWiki:Featured article for 2010, week 18, day 5

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Uzi Bazooka is a robot created by Craig in Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective, played by Homestar Runner. He was made to make Dangeresque believe Dangeresque Too had betrayed him. He looks just like Homestar Runner, but after being punctured he is shown with a circuit board taped to his chest. Uzi Bazooka is quite an evil villain. In the events of Dangeresque 3, he kidnapped both Renaldo and Cutesy Buttons, and murdered Dangeresque's father, Dadgeresque. He was eventually destroyed by Dangeresque, using Craig's diamond-tipped drill. During extended play, clicking on Uzi Bazooka shows a deleted scene where Dangeresque goes into his hollow body and becomes "Luger Machete". (more...)

The Chief, whose name contains an integral article, is an unseen person who employs Dangeresque in the game Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque. He locks Dangeresque in the Smoky Office until Dangeresque solves a case involving an attack. He constantly yells, speaks in capital letters and seems to be very irritable. Dangeresque suggests that The Chief is balding and watches football. Apparently, women find The Chief very unattractive. (more...)