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Everybody Loves the Me!

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This user can animate Flash.

TEEN This user is between 13 and 19 years old.

200X This user discovered the H*R website in 2005.

200X This user actually started enjoying the H*R website in 2007.

200X This user discovered the H*R Wiki in 2008.

This user lives in Free Country, USA.

This user enjoys doing Gnome work.

RV This user often finds and reverts vandalism.

RC This user patrols Recent Changes.

This user watches all toons on his iPod.

This user watches all toons on his DSi.

This user's favorite character is Homestar Runner.

This user loves Cheat Commandos.

Homsar's words of wisdom: "Middleman!"

The Drive-Thru Whale's words of wisdom: "Pour gravel on your stump please, ma'am."

This user has tampered with the DNA evidence.

This user is a member of the Broternal Order of Different Helmets.

PQ This user can't figure out how to play Peasant's Quest.

This user is being rewarded with an iron cup of Brunswick Stew for good contributions and help for this Wiki, and should be on his way to being a sysop.

This user plays SBCG4AP.

This user got Maximum Awesomeness in Homestar Ruiner.

This user got Maximum Awesomeness in Strong Badia the Free (counting Uber-Pope).

This user got Maximum Awesomeness in Baddest of the Bands.

This user got Maximum Awesomeness in Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.

This user got Maximum Awesomeness in 8-Bit Is Enough.

This user's favorite Chapman is Matt.

The first toon this user ever saw was 4 branches.

This user's favorite toon is Where U Goin' 2?.

This user has more than two prablems.

This user is a member of the Homestarmy.

This user got distracted by The Thnikkaman.

This user downloads a lot of fonts.

This user's life is a joke.

This user wants a Kick The Cheat.

This user owns a Star T-shirt.

This user owns a It's A Homestar Runner Original hoodie.

This user owns Cheat Commandos figurines.

TOO MANY This user has too many freakin' userboxes.

Most Everyone Wanna Know Who I Am

I'm Jagger88. My real name is Jack, and I live in Australia. My favourite things to do are watching Homestar Runner, downloading Homestar Runner with a flash saver, and converting Homestar Runner to iPod and DSi form with an SWF Converter. I also like swimming, reading and running.

I try my best to make this wiki the best it can be, although I sometimes can get lost in the myriad of computer language I have to use, and occasionally make some people a little peeved off at me, although I don't mean it.

Quotes

MAX 3 QUOTES EACH

Homestar Runner

• {sitting in cardboard box with "blue face man's store" written on it} Old Mista' Bubs will never know the difference!
• Pom Pom, you have been, and always will be, my dog. But, today, I gotta play the strategy card. I'm going with Pom Pom.
• I wonder how you spell tabasco... Tabascoooo...

Strong Bad

• Everybody, now bleed a beetle... Ew. No.
• No, I'm Carmen freakin' Mir-no, wait. I'm Ozone. From Breakin'
• Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuump...

Strong Mad

• I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!
• MAKE IT DANCE! MAKE IT PRANCE!
• TAKE IT TO THE HOUSE!

The Cheat

• Meh

Strong Sad

• Homestar, do you even have half a brain?
• {seemingly laughing} Somebody shoot me!
• I don't like food anymore!

Marzipan

• You took too long with the paint, so me and the Cheat and Strong Mad formed a band called Cool Tapes.
• {MARZIPAN & BUBS} 'Well, howdy, stranger!' 'Stranger? I'm Bubs, remember?' 'Uh, I know. It's a joke' 'That's hilarious!'
• I won't let you die, Dangeresque.

Pom Pom

• {bubble}

Coach Z

• Mrs Marzipan Z...
• I don't know what kinda low-rent, three-bedroom, two-bath, section 8 sport you're playin' here, but I'm playing women's lacrosse.
• Joearghreagghb!!

Bubs

• {burning "exhibit A"} This is just fine!
• {MARZIPAN & BUBS} 'Well, howdy, stranger!' 'Stranger? I'm Bubs, remember?' 'Uh, I know. It's a joke' 'That's hilarious!'

Senor Cardgage

• That's real beautiful, Brethany. Can I borroche it for the senior prom?

Homsar

• I'm the butter-silk fairy queen!
• {normal speech} Hello, Strong Bad. What's the haps?

King Of Town

• I'm in my sixties.
• My life is a joke
• Let the king have some. For reals this time!

Characters

This is a list of my favourite characters, in order of favourite to least favourite;

1. Homestar 2. The KOT 3. Bubs 4. Strong Bad 5. Senor Cardgage 6. The Poopsmith 7. Homsar 8. Coach Z 9. Marzipan 10. Strong Mad 11. Strong Sad 12. The Cheat 13. Pom Pom

Other Stuff I Like

• Legendary Frog [1]
• Making Fiends [2]

Things I Have Helped With

• I started the Characters' Injuries page
• I helped with much of Pistols For Pandas, and did about 95% of the transcript

My Unfinished Fan Script

Run Dwarf

Homestar is lost in space, 3,000,000 years in the future... probably.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, Coach Z, Strong Bad, Marzipan (Easter Egg)

Places: The Field, Spaceship, The Cliff, The Moon

Date: Saturday, May 2, 2009

Running Time: 2:02

Page Title: Not quite Back To Earth...

Transcript

{Open in on Homestar talking to Pom Pom in the field}

HOMESTAR: ...So I was watching TV, right? And they were telling this hilarious TV joke, okay? And it was like, um, well, I can't really remember, but it was a TV joke, and you know what those are like.

POM POM: {bubbles angrily}

HOMESTAR: {startled} Oh, right! I was telling you about TV, so anyway, right at the end of the TV joke, this show comes on, and it's like {forgets}; "Blue... Midget..." Or something like that, and, uh, you should have watched it man. Should. Have. Watched. It. It was like...

{Fade into Homestar's new view of things; the last few notes of the "Red Dwarf" theme play - the screen shows a logo similar to Red Dwarf's that reads "Run Dwarf". As this is happening the usual credits show. Homestar is seen in a spaceship corridor}

HOMESTAR: Oh, man, we're out of Cold One Milkshakes...

{Coach Z walks in; has an "H" on his forehead}

COACH Z: Homestar, what're you doing down there?

{Homestar looks confused}

HOMESTAR: Who are you calling Homestar? I'm First Lieuteneral Maybe Mister! And, uh, I'm tryin' to get a sandwich or something... {cut off}

COACH Z: {Not phased} Uh, Homestar? Are you OK?

{Pom Pom drops down from the roof; has hair}

POM POM: {bubbles}

HOMESTAR: {angrily} Yeah, that's right, goal-post head! You better believe this guy. He's fierceome!

POM POM: {cocks head to side in confusion}

{escape Homestar's view and see where homestar is in real life - crouching in a cardboard box dangling precariously off on a cliff on a piece of string, labelled "Star-ant". Coach Z and Pom Pom are standing on the cliff top. Homestar rocks the cardboard box to and fro}

HOMESTAR: Yeah! Alright! We're reaching light-speed now! Next stop - the Moooooooooooooooon!!

STRONG BAD: {offscreen} Hey! That's my line!

{cut back to Homestar's view of things; is walking on the moon}

HOMESTAR: A-One, Two, One, Two, and a reeka-deeka — {cuts off} Hey! Guys? Where are you all? {set begins to shake} Why is this moon shaking?..

{cut back to real life; the string supporting Homestar's box snaps}

HOMESTAR: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

{'The End' shows up on a black background with stars}

Easter Eggs

• Click on The star closest to the top right corner when the toon is finished to see this conversation between Homestar and Marzipan.

HOMESTAR: Hey, Marzipan! What are you doing in this flashback?

MARZIPAN: I cam along to make sure someone had taken his medication this morning.

HOMESTAR: Oh, right. I remember not taking that.

Fun Facts

Explanations

• This toon is a direct parody of the British sci-fi sitcom, Red Dwarf.
• The easter egg relates to symptoms as a result of not taking your medication, in cases such as ADD or ADHD.

Trivia

• When Homestar is dangling from the rope, this rope is exactly the same as the King Of Town's in cliffhangers.

Remarks

• This is the first big toon to be released without a mention on any main pages or the TV Time Toons Menu. it is only accessible by clicking the "Joy of Painting" video tape on the toons menu.

Goofs

• When Homestar is dangling from the rope the first time, every time he swings to the left, a small portion of the King of Town's beard is visibe. This is likely due to the Brothers Chaps using the same animation, and simply editing over the top.

Inside References

• A TV joke was first mentioned in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0.
• Homestar saying Pom Pom "Should. Have. Watched. It" is a reference to the Strong Bad Email dullard.
• Homestar mentions Cold Ones.
• The title "First Lieuteneral" was first used in Career Day.
• The cliff was first seen in the Strong Bad Email cliffhangers.
• "The Mooooooooooooooon" is indeed Strong Bad's line, as evidenced in The Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon and the email personal favourites.
• When Homestar is walking on the moon, he is singing lines from the short, One Two, One Two, and cuts off at Bubs' line.
• In the easter egg, Homestar has not taken his Medication.

Real World References

• This toon is a blatant spoof of the TV series Red Dwarf, which recently celebrated it's 21st birthday and created the first new episodes in over 10 years, the Back To Earth Miniseries, shown during Easter 2009.