Stinkoman Level 10 Launch Trailer

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'''CAPTION:''' to dust off your Uncle's Flash Player
'''CAPTION:''' to dust off your Uncle's Flash Player
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''{The case is opened and a record is taken off a shelf, revealing it to be Stinkoman 20x6 by Videlectrix before going to black once again}''
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''{The case is opened and a record is taken off a shelf, revealing it to be Stinkoman 20X6 by Videlectrix before going to black once again}''
'''CAPTION:''' for one last challenge!
'''CAPTION:''' for one last challenge!
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''{The record is played, with the song being VikingGitaur's remix of Stinkoman LEvel 1, Power Crunch}''
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''{The record is played, with the song being VikingGitaur's remix of Stinkoman 20X6 Level 1, Power Crunch}''
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'''CAPTION:''' In November of 2002...
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''{Fade to scene from the Strong Bad Email island}''
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'''CAPTION:''' an internet cartoon man said the following words:
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{faintly}'' You know... 'cause I'm gonna hit you...and you'll need the ice cream to... stop the swelling.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{at normal volume}'' Hey, Stinkoman.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Um... did you just call me Stinkoman?
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''{Cut to scene from the Strong Bad Email japanese cartoon}''
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'''CAPTION:''' A few weeks later, in early 2003, this happened.
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''{Strong Bad is shown turing into Stinkoman sped up from the original email}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' For some reason, I got blue hair. You gotta have blue hair.
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''{1-Up walks up to Stinkoman}''
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'''1-UP:''' Hey, Stinkoman. Everybody says you're the guy, but I wanna be the guy too!
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'''CAPTION:''' Two years later, Videlectrix made a Stinkoman platformer.
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''{Footage of the Stinkoman 20X6 title screen is shown, as well as level 1.1, 2.2, 5.2, 7.3, 4.2, and 9.2 in that order}''
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'''CAPTION:''' 9 levels were released but the 10th was never finished.
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''{Captions start large and shrink while footage of level 10.1 fades into the background}''
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'''CAPTION:''' UNTIL NOW
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'''CAPTION:''' 15 FREAKING YEARS LATER
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'''CAPTION:''' DAYS BEFORE FLASH DIES FOREVER
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'''CAPTION:''' VIDELECTRIX HAS FINISHED THE LEVEL
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'''CAPTION:''' WITH NEW FEATURES
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'''CAPTION:''' NEW ENEMIES AND BOSSES
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'''CAPTION:''' GOOD GRAPHICS!
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'''CAPTION:''' AND IT MOSTLY WORKS!
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'''CAPTION:''' PROLLY NOT WORTH THE WAIT
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''{Cut to scene from Stinkoman 20X6 Intro Cinematic of Chorches, Grundy, Stobat, and Porchis appearing}''
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'''CAPTION:''' New Intro Cinematic by SmallBu Animation
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''{Cut to cutscene from level 10}''
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'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{text}'' THREE POINT STANCE PANTS.
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''{Stinkoman tumbles on the ground}''
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'''1-UP:''' ''{text}'' NOOOOO!!!
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'''CAPTION:''' Same Crappy Cutscenes by Videlectrix
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''{Cut back to footage of level 10.1, zooming in on the energy meter}''
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'''CAPTION:''' New mode featuring more energy and lives.
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''{Cut to footage of level -0.2, with Stinkoman passing a checkpoint}''
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'''CAPTION:''' Mid-level checkpoints!
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''{Cut back to footage of level 10.1, with Stinoman jumping a off collapsing floor and respawning}''
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'''CAPTION:''' Edge-fall respawn (dunno what else to call it)
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''{Cut to cutscene of Mecha-Trogador slamming his foot down}''
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'''CAPTION:''' OUT NOW! ''{below other caption}'' only on a Flash Player from 2005 at homestarrunner.com
==Fun Facts==
==Fun Facts==

Revision as of 23:37, 10 January 2021

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Days before Flash dies forever, Videlectrix has finished the level.

The launch trailer for the long awaited final Level of Stinkoman 20X6.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Stinkoman, 1-Up, Pan Pan, Trogador

Places: The Island, Planet K

Date: Sunday, December 20, 2020

Running Time: 2:16

Contents

Transcript

{Ominous music plays on a black screen as a white pixel art caption appears}

CAPTION: It's time...

{A black and white shot of a portable record player case covered in dust is taken off a shelf}

{The player is dusted off before cutting back to black again}

CAPTION: to dust off your Uncle's Flash Player

{The case is opened and a record is taken off a shelf, revealing it to be Stinkoman 20X6 by Videlectrix before going to black once again}

CAPTION: for one last challenge!

{The record is played, with the song being VikingGitaur's remix of Stinkoman 20X6 Level 1, Power Crunch}

CAPTION: In November of 2002...

{Fade to scene from the Strong Bad Email island}

CAPTION: an internet cartoon man said the following words:

STRONG BAD: {faintly} You know... 'cause I'm gonna hit you...and you'll need the ice cream to... stop the swelling.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {at normal volume} Hey, Stinkoman.

STRONG BAD: Um... did you just call me Stinkoman?

{Cut to scene from the Strong Bad Email japanese cartoon}

CAPTION: A few weeks later, in early 2003, this happened.

{Strong Bad is shown turing into Stinkoman sped up from the original email}

STRONG BAD: For some reason, I got blue hair. You gotta have blue hair.

{1-Up walks up to Stinkoman}

1-UP: Hey, Stinkoman. Everybody says you're the guy, but I wanna be the guy too!

CAPTION: Two years later, Videlectrix made a Stinkoman platformer.

{Footage of the Stinkoman 20X6 title screen is shown, as well as level 1.1, 2.2, 5.2, 7.3, 4.2, and 9.2 in that order}

CAPTION: 9 levels were released but the 10th was never finished.

{Captions start large and shrink while footage of level 10.1 fades into the background}

CAPTION: UNTIL NOW

CAPTION: 15 FREAKING YEARS LATER

CAPTION: DAYS BEFORE FLASH DIES FOREVER

CAPTION: VIDELECTRIX HAS FINISHED THE LEVEL

CAPTION: WITH NEW FEATURES

CAPTION: NEW ENEMIES AND BOSSES

CAPTION: GOOD GRAPHICS!

CAPTION: AND IT MOSTLY WORKS!

CAPTION: PROLLY NOT WORTH THE WAIT

{Cut to scene from Stinkoman 20X6 Intro Cinematic of Chorches, Grundy, Stobat, and Porchis appearing}

CAPTION: New Intro Cinematic by SmallBu Animation

{Cut to cutscene from level 10}

STINKOMAN: {text} THREE POINT STANCE PANTS.

{Stinkoman tumbles on the ground}

1-UP: {text} NOOOOO!!!

CAPTION: Same Crappy Cutscenes by Videlectrix

{Cut back to footage of level 10.1, zooming in on the energy meter}

CAPTION: New mode featuring more energy and lives.

{Cut to footage of level -0.2, with Stinkoman passing a checkpoint}

CAPTION: Mid-level checkpoints!

{Cut back to footage of level 10.1, with Stinoman jumping a off collapsing floor and respawning}

CAPTION: Edge-fall respawn (dunno what else to call it)

{Cut to cutscene of Mecha-Trogador slamming his foot down}

CAPTION: OUT NOW! {below other caption} only on a Flash Player from 2005 at homestarrunner.com

Fun Facts

Inside References

  • Footage from the Strong Bad Emails island and japanese cartoon appears in the intro showing the origins of Stinkoman.

Real-World References

  • The trailer pokes fun at the fact the game was completed just before Flash stops being supported by most major browsers at the end of December 2020.

External Links