Strong Sad Paunchbaby

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[[File:paunchbaby yt-thumb.jpg|thumb|Darken your day with Strong Sad Paunchbaby.]]
'''Cast (in order of appearance):'''  
'''Cast (in order of appearance):'''  
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'''Date:''' August 19, 2025
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'''Date:''' Tuesday, August 19, 2025
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'''Running Time:''' 1:00
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'''Running Time:''' 1:01
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'''Page Title:''' I'm sad that I'm backyard sports!
== Transcript ==
== Transcript ==
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''{Swirl in to an open cooler in front of a brick wall. A hand reaches in and pulls out a Cold One.}''
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''{Cut to a cornhole board painted with Teen Girl Squad soldier saying "Cornhole is no place for a mighty warrior!" hopping out from the hole. A red beanbag falls onto the board and misses the hole.}''
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'''VOICEOVER:''' Ever fear{{--}}
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''{Cut to a man grilling hot dogs by slapping one up and down with tongs.}''
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'''VOICEOVER:''' {{--}}you're having too much fun?
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''{Cut to two guys holding Cold Ones and talking indistinctly.}''
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'''MAN:''' ''{clinking bottles}'' Cheers to that.
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''{Cut back to the cornhole game. A man throws a green beanbag at the camera.}''
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'''VOICEOVER:''' Sounds like YOU need a paunch!
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''{The beanbag turns over and over in the air and transforms into a Strong Sad plush doll. The word "PAUNCH" is written in red.}''
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''{The Strong Sad doll falls in a seated upright position on the cornhole board with a splat.}''
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'''VOICEOVER:''' It's Strong Sad ''{kickball sound as words appear}'' Paunch Baby from Fangamer ''{pronounced FANG-ga-mer, logo appears}'' dot com!
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'''STRONG SAD:''' I'm sad that I'm a consumer product!
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''{A red beanbag knocks Strong Sad into the cornhole. Strong Sad screams.}''
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''{Cut to the Strong Bad plush sitting by two embroidered pillows. A sticky note with a frown is on his mouth.}''
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'''VOICEOVER:''' Got a friend who's feeling down?
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''{The Strong Sad doll is tossed in to sit next to him.}''
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'''VOICEOVER:''' Let Strong Sad Paunch Baby make it even worse!
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''{The frown on the sticky note grows longer until it trails to the couch.}''
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''{Swirl. A hand tosses Strong Sad into the air.}''
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'''VOICEOVER:''' Dumb kids will probably ''{the doll lands upright on the table}'' do stupid tricks with him! ''{Strong Sad lands upright several times}'' Learn them all!
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''{Strong Sad lands on the table with his back to the camera.}''
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'''VOICEOVER:''' The Paunchback kid!
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''{Strong Sad lands upright into a ceramic mug}''
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'''VOICEOVER:''' Tube thoomp!
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''{Strong Sad lands upside-down into the mug.}''
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'''VOICEOVER:''' The 4-snifty!
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''{Strong Sad lands on the table.}''
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'''VOICEOVER:''' And the softserve flop!
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''{Strong Sad lands on the table stomach-down several times.}''
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''{Cut to the doll on a blue background.}''
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'''VOICEOVER:''' Darken your day with Strong Sad Paunch Baby. Only from Fangamer. ''{again pronounced FANG-ga-mer}''
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''{The camera changes to live footage with a hum.}''
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'''VOICEOVER:''' ''{enunciating}'' Fan Gamer. What does that mean? It's a stuffed animal. It's not a game.
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''{Quick whoosh back to the blue background.}''
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'''VOICEOVER:''' Oh, also there's new pins. ''{Strong Sad is suddenly covered in pins featuring Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Marzipan and The Cheat.}'' Classic pins. Real great pins. Get 'em now.
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''{Strong Sad whines in pain. Fade to black.}''
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''{Cut to the grill. Five overcooked hotdogs are on it. A set of tongs picks one up and drops it over a flame.}''
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'''GRILL MAN:''' Oh yeah. These are lookin' real good.
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''{Fade to black.}''
==Fun Facts==
==Fun Facts==
===Remarks===
===Remarks===
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*The logo in the video renders "Paunch Baby" as two words.
*The four pins shown are of [[Marzipan]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]], and [[The Cheat]].
*The four pins shown are of [[Marzipan]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]], and [[The Cheat]].
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*''{{w|Backyard Sports}}'', mentioned in the [[page title]], also [https://www.fangamer.com/collections/backyard-sports has merchandise] sold by [[Fangamer]].
===Inside References===
===Inside References===
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[[File:dictionary paunch sticker.png|thumb|Strong Sad was used to define the word "[[paunch]]" in [[dictionary]].]]
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[[File:dictionary paunch sticker.png|thumb|Strong Sad's emanation was used to define the word "[[paunch]]" in [[dictionary]].]]
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*The [[Mighty Warrior]] cornhole was previously shared in a {{postref|site=Instagram|DMa5Xttg-UF|22|Jul|2025}}.
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*[[A Mighty Warrior|The mighty warrior]] declaring "Cornhole is no place for a mighty warrior!" is in reference to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]].
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*The word [[paunch]] is often used to describe Strong Sad's physique. "Paunch Baby" in particular references "paunchberry" ice cream from [[Where U Goin' 2?]];
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**A photo of the cornhole board was previously shared in a {{prs|site=Instagram|DMa5Xttg-UF|22|Jul|2025|alt=@strongbadactual Instagram post a month earlier}}.
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*The plush Strong Sad mopes "[[I'm sad that]] I'm a consumer product."
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*The word "[[paunch]]" is used in [[dictionary]] to describe a stench that Strong Sad produces; Strong Bad calls it "considerable" and indicates that it requires a scratch-'n'-sniff sticker to properly define it.
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*[[Strong Bad Talking Plush]] features in the ad.
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*The plush Strong Sad mopes, "[[I'm sad that]] I'm a consumer product."
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*The [[Strong Bad Talking Plush]] features in the ad.
*The phrasing of "the Soft-Serve Flop" is similar to the top of Strong Sad's head being called a "disturbing soft-serve flip" in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[keep cool]].
*The phrasing of "the Soft-Serve Flop" is similar to the top of Strong Sad's head being called a "disturbing soft-serve flip" in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[keep cool]].
*The visual of a stuffed doll resembling Strong Sad impaled with pins recalls the Strong Sad voodoo doll from [[The Best Decemberween Ever]].
*The visual of a stuffed doll resembling Strong Sad impaled with pins recalls the Strong Sad voodoo doll from [[The Best Decemberween Ever]].
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===Real-World References===
===Real-World References===
*The [[cold one]]s seen in the cooler appear to be {{w|Spoetzl Brewery|Shiner Bock}}.
*The [[cold one]]s seen in the cooler appear to be {{w|Spoetzl Brewery|Shiner Bock}}.
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*The bean-stuffed Baby is a reference to {{w|Beanie Babies}}.
==YouTube Version==
==YouTube Version==
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*The video is titled "Strong Sad Paunch Baby".
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<blockquote>Darken your day with Strong Sad Paunch Baby! Get yours here: https://www.fangamer.com/products/strong-sad-plush</blockquote>
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*The description reads:<blockquote>Darken your day with Strong Sad Paunch Baby! Get yours here: https://www.fangamer.com/products/strong-sad-plush</blockquote>
==External Links==
==External Links==
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Current revision as of 21:51, 22 August 2025

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Darken your day with Strong Sad Paunchbaby.

Cast (in order of appearance):

Places:

Date: Tuesday, August 19, 2025

Running Time: 1:01

Page Title: I'm sad that I'm backyard sports!

Contents

[edit] Transcript

{Swirl in to an open cooler in front of a brick wall. A hand reaches in and pulls out a Cold One.}

{Cut to a cornhole board painted with Teen Girl Squad soldier saying "Cornhole is no place for a mighty warrior!" hopping out from the hole. A red beanbag falls onto the board and misses the hole.}

VOICEOVER: Ever fear—

{Cut to a man grilling hot dogs by slapping one up and down with tongs.}

VOICEOVER: —you're having too much fun?

{Cut to two guys holding Cold Ones and talking indistinctly.}

MAN: {clinking bottles} Cheers to that.

{Cut back to the cornhole game. A man throws a green beanbag at the camera.}

VOICEOVER: Sounds like YOU need a paunch!

{The beanbag turns over and over in the air and transforms into a Strong Sad plush doll. The word "PAUNCH" is written in red.}

{The Strong Sad doll falls in a seated upright position on the cornhole board with a splat.}

VOICEOVER: It's Strong Sad {kickball sound as words appear} Paunch Baby from Fangamer {pronounced FANG-ga-mer, logo appears} dot com!

STRONG SAD: I'm sad that I'm a consumer product!

{A red beanbag knocks Strong Sad into the cornhole. Strong Sad screams.}

{Cut to the Strong Bad plush sitting by two embroidered pillows. A sticky note with a frown is on his mouth.}

VOICEOVER: Got a friend who's feeling down?

{The Strong Sad doll is tossed in to sit next to him.}

VOICEOVER: Let Strong Sad Paunch Baby make it even worse!

{The frown on the sticky note grows longer until it trails to the couch.}

{Swirl. A hand tosses Strong Sad into the air.}

VOICEOVER: Dumb kids will probably {the doll lands upright on the table} do stupid tricks with him! {Strong Sad lands upright several times} Learn them all!

{Strong Sad lands on the table with his back to the camera.}

VOICEOVER: The Paunchback kid!

{Strong Sad lands upright into a ceramic mug}

VOICEOVER: Tube thoomp!

{Strong Sad lands upside-down into the mug.}

VOICEOVER: The 4-snifty!

{Strong Sad lands on the table.}

VOICEOVER: And the softserve flop!

{Strong Sad lands on the table stomach-down several times.}

{Cut to the doll on a blue background.}

VOICEOVER: Darken your day with Strong Sad Paunch Baby. Only from Fangamer. {again pronounced FANG-ga-mer}

{The camera changes to live footage with a hum.}

VOICEOVER: {enunciating} Fan Gamer. What does that mean? It's a stuffed animal. It's not a game.

{Quick whoosh back to the blue background.}

VOICEOVER: Oh, also there's new pins. {Strong Sad is suddenly covered in pins featuring Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Marzipan and The Cheat.} Classic pins. Real great pins. Get 'em now.

{Strong Sad whines in pain. Fade to black.}

{Cut to the grill. Five overcooked hotdogs are on it. A set of tongs picks one up and drops it over a flame.}

GRILL MAN: Oh yeah. These are lookin' real good.

{Fade to black.}

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Remarks

[edit] Inside References

Strong Sad's emanation was used to define the word "paunch" in dictionary.

[edit] Real-World References

[edit] YouTube Version

[edit] External Links

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