Page Titles
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Page titles on homestarrunner.com are often unique and interesting. This is a list of all known page titles, with the exception of Strong Bad Email page titles, which usually just contains the name of the current computer. Since the post-Flash site update, the subfolder name (if applicable), the page's actual name, and the name of the Homestar Runner body of work are included after the page titles listed below.
Contents |
[edit] Big Toons
Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
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Unearthed and rebirthed! | Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold | |
You know dang well! | Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2 | |
Sponsored by BEEF | Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1 | |
A Kick-a-ball jam named Saturdays | Kick-A-Ball | This page title is a reference to the De La Soul song "A Roller Skating Jam Named 'Saturdays'". |
SBASAF Mind Control Films Presents | Career Day | |
All your questions....sort of answered!! | DNA Evidence | |
Meet me on down at the Chez Perez! | Date Nite | |
The Homestar Runner Enters the Longest Page Title on the Website Contest! | Strongest Man in the World | This page title is not the longest on homestarrunner.com; it is second only to that of Shopping For Danger. |
Your dreams were your ticket out... | Weclome Back | References the John E. Sebastian song "Welcome Back", which was the theme song from the sitcom Welcome Back, Kotter. |
Folky Tales | A Folky Tale | |
Sittin' with a kitty... | Cool Things | "Sittin' with a kitty" is a lyric from the Sonic Youth song "Kool Thing". |
Don't...kill...bugs. | Bug in Mouth Disease | A reference to Bob & Doug McKenzie's The Great White North album. The track "Elron McKenzie" features Doug playing a preacher giving a sermon on the importance of not killing bugs. |
Blue Las-alert, Kids! Cheat Commandos will be right back after these messages! | Shopping For Danger | |
The Bighouse! | Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon | |
Presented in Glorious "SOUND-O-VISION" | Parsnips A-Plenty | |
Where is the Cheat? | Where's The Cheat? | |
The Luau | The Luau | |
A Jorb Well Done | A Jorb Well Done | |
The Reddest Radish | The Reddest Radish | The page title of the related secret page is "raddish3" |
Yello Dello v2.0 | In Search of the Yello Dello New Version | The original page title was "IN SEARCH OF THE YELLO-DELLO v2.0" |
Yello Dello Commentary | In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary | The original page title was "YELLO-DELLO COMMON TATERS" |
Yello Dello Trailer | In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer | The original page title was "Coming in June to a theater near you" |
Yello Dello Storyboards | In Search of the Yello Dello Storyboards | |
Diluted Scene #1 | In Search of the Yello Dello Deleted Scenes | The page tile of the secret deleted scene is "But, they were DELETED!!", likely a reference to Homestar's line in The King of Town DVD. |
Diluted Scene #2 | ||
Diluted Scene #3 | ||
Yello Dello (original) | In Search of the Yello Dello Old Version | The original page title was "In Search of the Yello Dello" |
LIMITED EDITION COLLECTORS' PLATE -- I MEAN DVD!! | In Search of the Yello Dello | |
The King of Town | The King of Town DVD New Version, The King of Town DVD Old Version | |
The King of Town Common Tation | The King of Town DVD Commentary | |
King of Town Storyboards | The King of Town DVD Storyboards | |
The King of Town Special Edition DVD!! | The King of Town DVD |
[edit] Shorts
Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
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A Pirate Snowgoose of Love! | Zeenin' Into The Night | |
Take the Pool By the Horns! | Front Facing | |
Wellness Check Needed! | Diaper Sunrise | |
Stinkoman 20X6 Intro Cinematic | Stinkoman 20X6 Intro Cinematic | |
Trogdor Musk - For Dragon Men | Trogdor Was A Man | |
Lost Gumption!? Spice of Life! | Characters from Yonder Website | |
Slightest Impression Guaranteed! | Squintmojis | |
Uppity Welcomes Abound! | Strong Bad Classics! | |
Oh man! We're so doomed!! | Flash is Dead! | |
Things are about to get... | Fish Eye Lens | |
Davey Gets His Due! | Crystal Fortress | |
Made with 50% fewer technologies! | Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar | |
Thinking Mascots Union Local 282 | On Break | Based on the band Thinking Fellers Union Local 282. |
Make it Colden Ones for Colden Times! | Where My Hat Is At? (toon) | |
What Everyone Will Be Talkin Abrat! | Loading Screens | |
Please to be committing, comrade! | 79 Seconds Left | |
They Need All The Firepower They Can Get! | Pistols for Pandas | |
Tomatocycle Season 1 on DVD! | Where U Goin' 2? | |
Hey There, Doughnut Rush! | Donut Unto Others | |
I knew they'd come back to me... | 4 Gregs | |
Total Coincidence! Not Intentional! | Best Caper Ever | This title is referring to the cartoon's unfortunate timing; it was released the day after 134 people were rescued from a freeflowing sheet of ice that broke off into Lake Erie. |
Rotating Computer Graphic Guaranteed! | Coach Z's 110% | |
Hot Action? Big Numbers? | Place Ya Bets! | |
Get Your Product Phat For Ya! | Trudgemank | |
Cheat Chimendez-O's | The Next Epi-Snowed | |
Moist and Hot on a Hot, Moist Day! | The Baloneyman | |
Greetings From Depressio Beach! | Somber Vacation | |
Wanna mess around? | Play Date | |
The Timeless Classic Comes To Life | The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw | |
I Can't Do Oranges! | Limozeen Live (practice) | The page title of the first concert notice is "Zeenin' into the Club Circuit!" and the page title for the second is "Zeenin' into Larger Venues!" The page title for the HTML version is "Limozeen LIVE Bootleg!" |
See Participating Stores for Details! | Blubb-O's Commercial | |
Non-Sequitur Champion | Non-Sequitur Champion | |
Crample-O Stow Records Present! | Rap Song | |
The Label Made Us Do It! | Limozeen vs. sloshy | Refers to the practice that record labels often do to capitalize on two popular bands, in which both appear on the record. |
Cut her some FLAX! | Quality Time with Cardboard Homestar | |
B.O.D.H. Local 1-1-Style | Ever and More | Conforms to the practice of referring to a local union as a "local" followed by that local union's number. |
Lookout World! | One Two, One Two | "Lookout world" (or "Look out, world") is one of the lyrics sung by Strong Bad in the toon. |
Deleted Scenes have Deleted Scenes? | Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene | The scene has deleted scenes. |
We now return to the REAL Cheat Commandos! | An Important Rap Song | Reference to such cartoons as The Real Ghostbusters and The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. |
Shoots up to 300 feet! | Drive-Thru | |
For Reals This Time! | KOT'S VOQPCS! | |
Homestar Decker-Slaney | No Hands On Deck! | Reference to U.S. middle-distance runner Mary Decker-Slaney. |
Dare to Bare! | Summer Short Shorts | Reference to a slogan used by hair-removal product Nair, who became famous for their ad jingle where people asked "Who wears short shorts?" |
Not Just Yet!! | Sbemail 150?!? | This toon was released before the much-anticipated 150th email. |
A-Lotsa the Cheatsa! | 500 The Cheats | |
Bad Guy! | Strong Bad is a Bad Guy | |
Here Comes Sickness! | Sick Day | "Here Comes Sickness" is a song by Mudhoney. |
Buy all our Teaching Aids and Filmstrips! | Commandos in the Classroom | A takeoff of the Cheat Commandos advertising jingle, "Buy All Our Playsets And Toys!!" |
Con as in Convention! | Trogdor Con '97 | |
Things Are Looking Up! | The Li'l Brudder Show | |
Coming Soon from Vitrelecix! | Peasant's Quest Preview | Videlectrix is spelled incorrectly. |
So a guy walks up to an ATM... | Experimental Film | |
Need A Loan??!! | Senor Mortgage | |
Breakfast is Fundamental | Cheat Commandos...O's | |
Witness the Cheatar! | The Cheatar | |
Powered By The Cheat!! | New Boots, Crazy Cartoon | |
Compy 386!! | Cheat Commandos | The page title is "Compy 386!!", yet this is not an email. This is probably because The Brothers Chaps used the source HTML code from an email and forgot to change the title. |
Mr. Shmallow makes good! | Mr. Shmallow | Reference to the email 2 emails, in which Old-Timey Strong Bad says "Uncle Strong Bad makes good!" |
The Ballad of The Sneak | Ballad of The Sneak | |
T-TV, TV Show! | Lookin at a Thing in a Bag | |
Quite Exciting This Computer Magic! | Arcade Game | A quote from the movie This is Spinal Tap. |
CHALLENGE AND FIGHTING!! | 20X6 vs. 1936 | |
404 Doodoo Error | The System is Down | Refers to the 404 error that appears when attempting to access an incorrect URL. |
New from Galoob! | Meet Marshie | Galoob was a toy company that has since been bought by Hasbro. |
Everybody To The Limit | Everybody To The Limit | |
Interview | The Interview | The page title for an unfinished version is "Metro.pop Interview". |
The Cheat Theme Song | The Cheat Theme Song | |
Fluffy Puff Marshmallows | Fluffy Puff Commercial | |
Remember when you couldn't skip this?! | Old New Intro | Before it was moved to the Shorts category, the page title was "Everybody! Everybody!". |
Listen in wonder! | Theme Song Video | |
old | Kick the Can | The page title is the same as the .html filename. The page tile for the oldest Kick the Can is "Kick the Can". |
A Web-Only Special Offer | Strong Bad Sings |
[edit] Holiday Toons
Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
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Enchanted, Endured, and Engulfed! | Fan 'Stumes 2023 | |
Sponsored by That Bottle of Water That's Over There | The Show: Ween Edition | |
Good Graphics have never been so Electronical! | Happy 20th Trogday! | |
Remember to practice your Scales of an Artist! | Decemberweenvent Calendar | This is a reference to the email dragon where the emailer asks Strong Bad to show his skills of an artist. |
Peach Fuzz is Quite a Problem! | Fan 'Stumes 2022 | |
2022 Costume Pack Now Available! | 2022 Costume Pack Now Available | |
Awight everybody, LINE UP! | 2022 Costume Pack Now Available Teaser | This is a reference to what Homestar says before everyone tells their stories in Homestarloween Party |
Support YOUR Local Baseballm'n! | Fan 'Stumes 2021 | |
Fan 'Stumes 2020 | Fan 'Stumes 2020 | |
Silhoueen Toon | Halloween Hijinks | |
Fan 'Stumes 2019 | Fan 'Stumes 2019 | Prior to the post-Flash site update, the page title was "32 Horrors in 1!", referencing a line from the toon. |
The Homestar Runner Exits This Mortal Coil | The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods | |
The Homestar Runner Enters the Silhouettiest Man in the World Contest | The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods Teaser | This alludes to the storybook style of the teaser, and the title of the original book, "The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest". |
Time and Effort Well Spent! | Fan Costumes 2018 | |
A Top Notch Quality Ghost Story! | Mr. Poofers Must Die | |
Wait, aren't there usually 12 silhouettes? | Mr. Poofers Must Die Teaser | There is one fewer silhouette than usual. This is due to the fact that Pom Pom and Coach Z share a costume this year. |
How Long Does it Load Again? | the next april fools thing | |
Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack | Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack (if accessed from Holiday Toons menu) | The original page title was "The Hot Jones Hijack!". This is used as a subtitle in the title card (with a dash in "Hi-Jack"). |
Dress em' up Dan! | Fan Costumes 2017 | A reference to X 'em up Dan. |
Book A Boof For Your Next Event! | Haunted Photo Booth | |
The Pagan Festival! Sweet Thyme! | Haunted Photo Booth Teaser | |
Gently grasp by the haunches! | Fan Costumes 2016 | |
Just that End Part! | Later That Night... | |
Let's see if we can pull something off! | Later That Night... Teaser | |
Marzi's Answering Machine 17 | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2 | The original page title was "Just think of it as a podcast!" It is the longest Marzipan's Answering Machine (and longest toon) so far. |
ENTER HUMIDIBOT! | Fan Costumes 2015 | Humidibot is introduced in this toon. |
St. Cadaverstump's Home for Wayward Sbemails | The House That Gave Sucky Tricks | Strong Bad's haunted house is called St. Cadaverstump's totally not an old furniture warehouse Morgue-tuary. |
Hey Homestar! | The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Teaser | |
Limited Edition Colored 180gm Vinyl Picturedisque | Record Store Day | |
Econowave 4761-V | sbemail 206 | Though this email features the debut of the Lappier, Strong Bad checks an email from a microwave at the start. |
Bewaouw! Take Caouw! Bewaouw! | I Killed Pom Pom | |
Official Partner of HalloweenSafety.gov! | Halloween Safety | |
Everybody! Everybody? | April Fool 2014 | |
I Don't Know What You're Talking About! | Which Ween Costumes? | |
We Come Down Off Our High Horse! | A Decemberween Mackerel | Likely referencing the fact that this toon was the site's first major update in eight months. |
Exerybody! Exerybody! | Xeriouxly Forxe | Refers to the original page title of the Old New Intro. |
Available wherever doomy books are sold! | Doomy Tales of the Macabre | |
Boond you like to take a guess? | Doomy Tales of the Macabre Teaser | The phrase "Boond you like" previously appeared in the email more armies. |
Watch Intro? Come on in. | April Fool 09 | |
Hope it's not too...Late! | A Death Defying Decemberween | |
Listen to it Fizz! | Hooked on Decemberween | The page title of the HTML version is "Decemberween Classix!" |
Holiday Prices on Spiced Bun and Frozen Bake! | Twenty THANXty Six | |
Hey! Some pretty good ones this year! | Fan Costumes '08 | |
Ketchup Fountain SOUL'd Separately! | Most in the Graveyard | |
Place ya Guess! | Most in the Graveyard Teaser | Refers to Place ya Bets! |
Closeout Costumes at Authentic Prices! | Costume Commercial | |
The T of the K, Baby! | Rotten Eggs | "T of the K" is an abbreviation of "Top of the Key". |
Listen Up Short Children!! | Sickly Sam's Big Outing | |
Futbol Americano en Espanol! | Sloshybowl | The page title is "American Football in Spanish!" in Spanish. |
Brought to you by Le Restige! | Trogday 08 | Le Restige is the name of the chair Strong Bad is sitting in in the beginning of the toon. |
Brundo the Decemberween Yak and the Sword of St. Olaf | Happy Dethemberween | Brundo the Decemberween Yak and the Sword of St. Olaf is a stop motion Decemberween special inside Happy Dethemberween. |
Don't be a Jerky... | Toikey TV | |
People are STILL doing it! | Fan Costumes '07 | |
Buy a bag, go home in a box! | Jibblies 2 | Taken from the tagline of the 1991 horror movie Popcorn. |
Can you Guesstimate these Costumes? | Jibblies 2 Teaser | |
The Short Shorts are BACK! And Holiday Scented! | Decemberween Short Shorts | |
A Very Tremendous Chimendez Thanksgiving | Let us give TANKS! | Reference to A. Chimendez. |
The Crazy Dress 'Em Ups | Fan Costumes '06 | |
HA HA HA HA Halloween Night! | Happy Hallow-day | |
Burninating 3 Candles! | Happy Trogday | This toon celebrates the third anniversary of Trogdor. |
Reign On, Parade! Reign On! | Fall Float Parade | |
The Ween Aught Five | More Fan Costumes | May be a reference to Homestar Presents: Presents, in which Bubs is selling "Aught Four Crap" and then he says, "Gotta make room for the Aught Five Crap." |
Choose it or Lose it! | Halloween Potion-ma-jig | |
Fuh-lamable! | Happy Fireworks | |
Battle of the Network Stars!! | Senorial Day | "Battle of the Network Stars" was an annual TV special in the late '70s that pitted stars from various TV shows teamed up by network (ABC vs. NBC vs. CBS) competing in various Olympic-style events. |
Finally At Last!!! | HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS! | |
White and Drifted Snow, Yo! | Homestar Presents: Presents | |
Have a Rather Dashing Decemberween! | Snowglobe | |
A Boogidy, Boogidy | Halloween Fairstival | |
Bury me deep I'm cold and clammy! | That a Ghost | Taken from an interview with Matt Chapman in which he says this line as Homsar. The interview can be seen here. |
From the Whimsical mind of Leomard Sportsinterviews | That Time of Year | |
The Sweet Cuppin Cakes Pops Orchestra featuring Eh! Steve! | Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes | |
Decemberween Puppet Style | Homestar and the Nice Present | |
Seasonal Sweaters | Seasonal Sweaters | |
Homestar vs. Little Girl | Homestar Vs. Little Girl | |
Decemberween In July Sale!! | Decemberween in July | |
Coming Soon! The biggest name is Web Advertising!! | Under Construction | |
Get Scared NOW! Ask me how! | 3 Times Halloween Funjob | |
Halloween 2003 | Fan Costume Commentary | |
M-A-Double L-O-W-Double E-N | Malloween Commercial | |
Superbowl 20X6 | Superbowl Dealie | A reference to 20X6. |
A Decemberween Pageant | A Decemberween Pageant | |
A Pumpakin Carve-nival | Pumpkin Carve-nival | Homestar Runner says "pumpakin" in the toon. |
Sponsored by Dolly Madison! | The Best Decemberween Ever, A Holiday Greeting | Refers to the bakery Dolly Madison, a sponsor of various cartoon specials on CBS — including Peanuts — throughout the 1960s and 1970s. |
Strap on that feed bag!! | Some Stupid Turkey | |
Trick, then treat, then smell feet | The House That Gave Sucky Treats | |
Little Boy Blue | A Mother's Day Message | A double reference to Little Boy Blue, a nursery rhyme, and Strong Bad, who, in the toon, is dressed in a blue sailor's outfit. |
Homestarloween Party | Homestarloween Party | The page title for the alternate versions are "halloween3" and "halloween2" |
[edit] Puppet Stuff
Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
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Tiny Tee Emm Up Top! | Talk-It-Yourself Homestar Runner Puppet Plush | |
Motion Activated! Lights and Sound! Colored Smoke! | Action Cool News-oween Report | |
He can be YOUR budboy too! | Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Commercial | The first two lines in the song are "Talkin' Strong Bad, he's my budboy!" |
Decemberween Dangeresque | Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack (if accessed from Puppet Stuff menu) | The original page title was "The Hot Jones Hijack!". The YouTube version uses this as a subtitle in the title (with a dash in "Hi-Jack"). |
Puppets on Patrol! | Dangeresque: Puppet Squad | |
New from Galoob! | Marshie vs. Little Girl | Galoob was a toy company that has since been bought by Hasbro. |
You ARE the Mix Mastah! | Homestar vs. Other Little Girl | This is the page title for MixMastah 800. |
Biz Cas Fri 3 | Biz Cas Fri 3 | |
Puppet Jam: Mission Control | Puppet Jam: Mission Control | |
Biz Cas Fri 2 | Biz Cas Fri 2 | |
Biz Cas Fri 1 | Biz Cas Fri 1 | |
Strong Bad vs. Little Girl! | Strong Bad vs. Little Girl! | |
Homestar vs. Little Girl 2 | Homestar vs. Little Girl 2 | |
Labor Dabor | Labor Dabor | |
Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities | Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities | |
Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams | Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams | |
Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes | Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes | |
Puppet Time | Puppet Time | |
Everybody Knows It | Everybody Knows It | The original title was "Some Puppet Thing!". |
[edit] Video Stuff
Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
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Get Ye Flask - Origins: The Dark Awakening 2 - Shadow of Dennis | Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle | The game played in this toon served as inspiration for Thy Dungeonman |
Expanding your horizons/parameters! | Expando Deck Promo | |
Butcher's Special - Chin Tentacles 2.99 a pound! | Strong-Play: Marzipan Beef Reverser | |
Peli Luncheon Takes Gold! | Disk 4 of 12 - World Games | |
Toptoastin' It! | Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum | |
Turkey Farm Dreams! | Disk 4 of 12 - FriendlyWare | |
Dave Kendall would be-would be proud! | sloshy - No-stalgia | |
Never make the incision talk! | Kick The Cheat Voicebox Replacement Surgery | |
A Double Masquerade! | Really Cool Boat | |
Single Origin! | Barf Bag | |
Diskettes are the storage medium of the future! | Diskette | |
Skull Witch! Devil Dog! Evil Wizard! | Guitar | |
Denner Wurm!! Where will you dine? | Draccus | |
Don't toast your protruders, kids! | Clownbread | |
Receding Ploomps, y'all. | Cornucopia | |
Stay outta the Wisconsin Dells! | Large Bean (toon) | |
Mom's Favorite! | Tennis Shorts | |
Maybe he will swear a cuss! | Skills of an Artist LIVE!! | |
The Explodey Sisters blast forth! | Classic Stand-up Arcade Game | |
Double shift at the auto detail shop! | Eagle | |
Sassin back! Givin a time! | Cartoon Characters | |
Synaptic part sold separately! | End Boss | |
No Neck at All! | Muscleman | |
In between perfs! | Posh Toilet Paper | |
Maybe It's Picture Day for Cannonmouth | Cannonmouth | |
Oh dang! Pizzang! | Sammich | |
Mom will never know! | Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds | |
A Lem Sportsinterviews Joint | Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer | A double-reference to Leomard Sportsinterviews, who directed the movie, and Spike Lee, who often dubs his movies "A Spike Lee Joint". |
[edit] Strong Bad Email
[edit] Hremails
Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
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Happy 8600! | Hremail 24 and Hremail 49 | This is a reference to Strong Bad Emails that have the computer name as the page title, as well as Homestar's computer, Happy 8600. |
Randy 400! | Hremail 7 | This is a reference to the Tandy 400. |
Arturo 9000! | Hremail 62 and Hremail 2000 | This too is a reference to Strong Bad Emails, and Homestar's computer, Arturo 9000. |
[edit] Teen Girl Squad
Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
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T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11 | Menu | The page title is "Teen Girl Squadxorx!!!!" in leetspeak. |
TEE GEE ESS!! | Issue 1 | |
Teen Grrrl Squad!! | Issue 2 | An appearance of "grrrl". |
TGS Numba 3 | Issue 3 | |
TGS Tissue 4 | Issue 4 | |
Spring Type Break! | Issue 5 | An appearance of "type". |
DecemberTeen Girl Squad (Decemberween in July) Secret Decemberween Gift Exchange!! (toons menu) | Issue 6 | |
Diaper School Grads! | Issue 7 | In this toon, the girls are toddlers. |
Soopa Groop | Issue 8 | |
Summatime Style! | Issue 9 | |
Tenth Issue-versary! | Issue 10 | |
Eleven Division Titles! | Issue 11 | Likely refers to the Atlanta Braves, who, at the time of the toon, had won 11 consecutive National League East division titles. |
Vamlumtimes Day! | Issue 12 | In the toon, the girls celebrate Valentine's Day. |
Bebe's Sitter's Kids! | Issue 13 | Reference to comedian Robin Harris's "Bébé's Kids" stand-up comedy act. After his death, his routine was adapted into a movie, also called "Bébé's Kids". |
Exempt Those Exams! | Issue 14 | |
Light Purple Cummerbund! | Issue 15 | A cardboard cutout of Tenerence Love sings a song with this name during the toon. |
[edit] Marzipan's Answering Machine
Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
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Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 1 | Version 1.0 | |
Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 2 | Version 2.0 | |
Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 3 | Version 3.0 | |
Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 4 | Version 4.0, Version 6.0 | For some reason, Version 6.0 is titled "Volume 4". |
Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 5 | Version 5.0 | |
Marzipan's Spooky Answering Machine | Version 7.0 | This answering machine is a Halloween special. |
Marzipan's Answering Machine | Versions 8.0 - 15.2 | |
Temporary Steward's Answering Machine | Version 16.2 | Strong Sad substitutes for Marzipan this answering machine. |
Just think of it as a podcast! | Version 17.2 | It is the longest Marzipan's Answering Machine (and longest toon) so far. |
[edit] Special Cartoons
[edit] Character Videos
Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
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Characters | Menu | |
Homerun Hitter!! | Homestar Runner | The origin of Homestar Runner's name. |
Get ready for the new!! | Strong Bad | |
Incredible Cheating Action!! | The Cheat | |
Light Fuse, Get Away!! | Strong Mad | |
Poetry Slam!! | Strong Sad | |
The Most Mackinest!! | Pom Pom | Reference to the Beastie Boys' song "Shake Your Rump." |
Oh Yeah Yeah!! | Marzipan | Reference to Marzipan's song "Oh Yeah Yeah" from the email marzipan. |
Drop Down and Gimme 20!! | Coach Z | |
Bargain Basement Prices!! | Bubs | |
Go Go Cookie Dough!! | The King of Town | |
Crapatola!! | The Poopsmith | |
The Hand-Me-Down Clown!! | Homsar |
[edit] Intros
Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
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Allverybody! Allverybody! | Old Everybody Intro | The original page title was "Everybody! Everybody!" |
Everybody! Doo Hoo Doo Hoo! | King of Town Intro | The original page title was "Nobody! Nobody!" |
That's Mike going 'Beeooo!' | Old Intro | The original page title was "Everyone Loves the Homestar Runner". |
Homestar Runner! | Old Intro 2 |
[edit] Other
Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
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Love is a Grim Hydraulic Press | Strong Sad's Valentine Animation | |
Slash slash slash! | slash/slash | |
Terminal D6!! | Sbemailiarized! | |
Page Load Error | Sbemail 200 Fakeout | |
Actually Hard at Work! (some loafing implied) | Workin' on the Game | |
Strong Bad and Bubstastic Entertainment Present! | Baddest of the Bands Promo | |
Lappy 486 has SOLD OUT! | SBCG4AP Advertisement | |
Jumping Jack Contest | A Jumping Jack Contest | |
This was gonna be glutemate great! | Eggs | Glutamate is an amino acid. It is spelled wrong in the title. |
Flappy Hashday! | Flash's 10th Birthday | |
Field Day intro | Field Day Intro | |
HomestarRunner.com Welcome Speech | First Time Here? | |
Tandy 400! Slightly Not-Working - Only $900!! | King of Townmail | In gimmicks, Strong Bad asks to borrow $900 from Strong Sad to repair the Tandy 400. |
I do my own GRFX | Lappynapped! | Refers to a business card seen in the toon. |
MEN AT WORK | Email Processing Room | |
Thank you so much for to buying our crap!! | Store Thank You Messages | This is a reference to the line Mario says after the credits of Super Mario 64, "Thank you so much for to playing my game!" |
The Secrets That I Keep | Strong Sad's Secret Styles | A probable reference to the chorus of the 1980s-era song by The Romantics, "Talking in Your Sleep", which has the lyrics: "I hear the secrets that you keep, when you're talkin' in your sleep". |
8:30! Be there! | Marshmallow's Last Stand | In the toon, the War for the Star takes place at 8:30 PM. |
Bless This Mess! | Needlepernt | Refers to the phrase "Bless This House", which is often seen on needlepoint pictures. Additionally, "Bless This Mess!" is also a needlepoint picture seen in Ned Flanders's closet from The Simpsons. |
Not the 100th Email!!! | Sbemail 100 Fakeout | |
Boing! | First Flash | |
Looking Good Homestar! | Second Flash | |
Super Homestario Bros. | Super NES | Reference to Super Mario Bros. |
[edit] Games
[edit] New Games
Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
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Take some steps! | 50K Racewalker | |
AWEXOME CROSS 98!! | Awexome Cross | |
Dangeresque - Roomisode 1: Behind The Dangerdesque | Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque | |
Duck Guardian One! Save a Duck, Save THE WORLD!! | Duck Guardian One | The Viidelectrix page title is "Duck is great time." |
Over 100 Hours of Gameplay! | Hallrunner | |
Don't Forget Your Inhaler! | Kid Speedy | The Viidelectrix page title is "Kid Weedy". |
Make-O Your Own Stinko! | Make-O Your Own Stinko | |
More Marshie for the Kids! | Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up | |
Peasant's Quest | Peasant's Quest | |
Pigs on Head - Handheld Gamings-on! | Pigs on Head | |
I FEEL ASLEEP! | Population: Tire | The Viidelectrix page title is "pop_tire". "I FEEL ASLEEP!" is a quote from the game Metal Gear. |
I Rhino! I hunger! | RhinoFeeder | The page title refers to the arcade game Sinistar, in which the player battles a large spaceship shaped like a head that says, "I hunger!". |
Secret Collect featuring a Strong Bad! | Secret Collect. | The Viidelectrix page title is "Furtive Acquire", which is synonymous with "Secret Collect". |
Check out my new gameplay! | Stinkoman 20X6 | Reference to Stinkoman's line in 3 Times Halloween Funjob, "Check out my new cosplay!". |
I Strong Bad! I hunger! | StrongBadZone | Another reference to the game Sinistar (see RhinoFeeder explanation above). |
Thy Dungeonman! Thy hunger! | Thy Dungeonman | Yet another Sinistar reference (see StrongBadZone and RhinoFeeder above). |
Comes with 3 volume set of Thy Encyclopedias and Reference Guide! | Thy Dungeonman II | |
Behold Thy Graphics!! | Thy Dungeonman 3 | This is the first Thy Dungeonman game with graphics. |
TROGDOR!!! | TROGDOR! | The Viidelectrix title is "And in the night, there is time for ... Trogdor!", a reference to the song Trogdor. |
Where's an Egg? | Where's an Egg? |
[edit] Handheld Games Menu
Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
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litebrite | Astro-Lite 2600 | The page title for the old version is "Astro-Lite 2600". |
Play drums for Marzipan! Do it! Now!! | Audition With Marzipan | |
Bronco Trolleys!! | Bronco Trolleys | |
This guy's got moves!!! | Dancin' Bubs | The original page title was "Dancin' Bubs!". |
Homestar Runner Fortune Cookies | Fortune Cookies | |
Hairstyle Runner! | Hairstyle Runner | The page title for the gallery is "Check these out!" |
Smell that purple ink!! | Homestar Quiz | Refers to the use of ditto machines to make copies in school; they typically used purple ink and had a strong, distinctive smell. |
Homestar Talker | Homestar Talker | |
She loves me... | She Loves Me! | |
Strong Libs | Strong Libs | |
Who Said What Now? | Who Said What Now? |
[edit] Toon Games
Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
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Only the Polygoniest Technologies!! | Extra Real Dating Sim XR | |
You ARE the Mix Mastah! | MixMastah 800 |
[edit] Other Games
Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
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Can't you hear the Whind blow? | Strong Badia the Free Head Exploding Game | Reference to a line in the song Justice Combo Meal from Strong Badia the Free |
Kick the Cheat the Cheat! Rent to Own! | Kick The Cheat | |
Winner gets cupcakes! | Revenge of the King | The original page title was "Revenge of the King! - winner gets cupcakes". |
[edit] Navigation
[edit] Main Pages
Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
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What's not to love about Homestar Runner? | Main Page 1 | |
The Homestar Von Trapper Family Singers! | Main Page 2 | The original page title was "Homestar Runner dot Com!!!", then "Homestar Runner". |
Don't forget your zinc! | Main Page 3 | The original page title was "The official webpage of America's favorite cartoon. Ever.", then "Homestar Runner". |
The Comeback Kid!! Also known as Homestar Runner! | Main Page 4 | |
Doing it right ways all the time...it's Homestar Runner! | Main Page 5 | |
Homestar Runner must be dead! | Main Page 6 | |
Dead as a doornail! | Main Page 7 | |
What's so great about Homestar Runner? | Main Page 8 | |
Trapper Keeper!! | Main Page 9 | Trapper Keeper is a seller of American binders and notebooks. |
Old Timey Fun Timey! | Main Page 10 | |
More news at 11! | Main Page 11 | |
Come Forth on July!!! | Main Page 12 | |
Homestar Runner Game Pac | Main Page 13 | |
Nakers!!! | Main Page 14 | |
Powered by The Cheat | Main Page 15 | |
WE'RE SNOWED IN!! | Main Page 16 | |
20X6!! | Main Page 17 | The original page title was "20X6!!!" |
Sweet Cuppin Cakes | Main Page 18 | |
The Show!! | Main Page 19 | |
Duckie Shirt!! | Main Page 20 | |
Many Green Lines! | Main Page 21 | |
Drop a train on em! | Main Page 22 | "Drop a train on 'em!" is a quote from virus. |
Backstage Pass | Main Page 23 | The original page title was "Backstage Pass!" |
20/200! | Main Page 24 | 20/200 is the visual acuity measurement used as the threshold for legal blindness. |
Sponsored by Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kits! | Main Page 25 | Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit first appeared in lackey, which is also the origin of Doreauxgard, who makes his puppet debut on this menu. |
Revamped for the Nineties! | Main Page 26 | A reference to a lyric from Xeriouxly Forxe, the toon on which this page is based. |
Extra Flammable Peasant Robes at UNflammable prices! | Main Page 27 | |
Brought to you by Smarty Juice | Main Page 28 | |
Everyone loves tofu! | Luau Main Page | A line from The Luau. |
king off towne dotte com!! | King of Town Main Page | The original page title was "kingoftown.com!!" |
Homestar Talker | Strong Bad Main Page | The Main Page is found after winning the Homestar Talker. |
LEGITIMATE MENU PAGE! | Homsar Main Page | A possible reference to one of Homsar's lines in this Main Page, "Legitimate business!". |
[edit] Toons Menus
Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
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Toons | TV Time Toons Menu | Prior to the post-Flash site update, the page title was "Fun in the Living Room!" |
Can I Take Your Order, Please? | Lucky Toons Menu | The original page title was "Lucky Toons Menu". |
telebision at its best! | Telebision Toons Menu | |
toons | Oldest Toons Menu |
[edit] Games Menus
Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
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Shots do NOT hurt other players... yet. | Scrolling Shooter Games Menu | The page title, "Shots do NOT hurt other players...yet." is from the classic arcade game Gauntlet. |
Viidelectrix | Viidelectrix | |
Exciting Handheld Action! | Handheld Games Menu | |
The Games Menu!! For the Whole Damn Family!! | Third Games Menu | This is a use of swearing. |
All the Best Games! | Old Games Page | |
Games! | Second Games Menu, Original Games Menu | Previous titles for the second games menu were "The Games Menu!! For use with Joysticks or Paddles" and "The Games Menu!! For the Whole Damn Family!!" |
[edit] Character Pages
Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
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Characters | Character Videos | |
KOTHS Represent! | Yearbook Character Page | The original page title was "Yearbook". Characters not listed below have simply their name as the page title. |
Bubs C. Stand | Bubs Yearbook Page | The original page title was "Bubs" |
The Cheat is a Millionare! | The Cheat Yearbook Page | The original page title was "The Cheat" |
The Fightin' Coach Z | Coach Z Yearbook Page | The original page title was "Coach z" |
Homestar Michael Runner | Homestar Runner Yearbook Page | The original page title was "Homestar Runner" |
His Broiled Majesty High Kingimost of Towne the Third | The King of Town Yearbook page | The original page title was "The King of Town" |
Pom Pom, Son of General Pom of Family Pom of the Isle of Pom | Pom Pom Yearbook page | The original page title was "Pom Pom" |
This year was the best! | Yearbook Autographs Page | |
She loves me... | Old Characters Page | This is the page title for She Loves Me! |
[edit] Other
Page Title | Appears In | Notes and Explanations |
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Roomisode X Starring Dangeresque Too, also, as well! | Roomisode X Announcement | |
Open Source Greg'd! | Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate Linux Announcement | Makes reference to Open Source Greg, and alludes to the fact that Linux is a family of open-source operating systems. |
Please Insert Disk Tri of Ungulate! | Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate Announcement | Refers to the multiple, numbered floppy disks used for installation and gameplay of the sort of older PC adventure games that The Roomisode Triungulate is designed to resemble. |
Homestar Runner iMessage Stickers for iOS | Homestar Runner iMessage Stickers Announcement | |
Teen Girl Squad iMessage Stickers for iOS | Teen Girl Squad iMessage Stickers Announcement | |
Teen Girl Squad and Homestar Runner iMessage Stickers | Teen Girl Squad and Homestar Runner iMessage Stickers Announcement | |
I get all Library Science-tific on ya's! | Museum of Trogdor | |
Onion Bubs iMessage Stickers for iOS | Onion Bubs iMessage Stickers Announcement | |
Squish em up Dan and his Squash em up Band Presents! | Trogday Micro Game Announcement | |
Halloween Point n' Click-a-ma-jig! | Halloween Hide & Seek Announcement | |
Old Crap Corner | Ancient Valentine Cards | |
Ow! My entire website!! | Post-Flash Update | |
Rulebook EP | Trogdor!! The Board Game Rulebook EP | |
Homestar Runner LIVE in Atlanta! 20th Anniversary Show! | 20th Anniversary Show Page | |
OH MAN 404'd!!!!! | Neon 404'd | |
Oops! You bwoke it. | 404'd | |
Download Our Playsets and Toys! | Cheat Commandos Playsets | A takeoff of the Cheat Commandos advertising jingle, "Buy All Our Playsets And Toys!!" |
Limozeen Coloring Book! | Limozeen Coloring Book | |
Click on the Monkey!! | virus pop-up | Refers to various popups where clicking on an object (ranging from targets to robbers, iPods, etc.) will usually bombard one's computer with spyware, viruses, etc. |
Untitled | Homestar Runner's Website | |
Strong Sad's Lament | Strong Sad's Lament | The page title for the user profile is "User Profile - Strong Sad" |
WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM!! | Strong Bad's Website | The page title for the page without frames is "Total Grodal". The page title of the A frame is "A!!!" The page title of the other frames is "Untitled". |
Some Type of Online Auction - Item 33387920212 Breakfast Burrito | Some Type of Online Auction (english paper) | |
Some Type of Online Auction - Item 732458983 Page from Foreign Videomachine Game **RARE STUF** | Some Type of Online Auction (Videlectrix) | |
This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base | Bookazon.com | |
Get Fushling!! | Kewpie Dan | |
$2.00 Service Charge!! | Downloads | |
Email Menu - It's maybe just for email againymore! | Refers to its old page title: "It's not just for email anymore!" | |
Ouch. What do you do? | FAQ | The original page title was "FAQ - Ouch. What do you do?" The page title quotes the NES game The Goonies II; enemies shout this phrase when attacked. |
Videlectrix Home - Home of our Videlectrix!! | Videlectrix | The page title of the games catalogs is "Game Catalog - Catalogs of our games!!" The page title for the game demos is "Game Demos - Demos of our games!!" The page title of the games gallery is "Game Gallery - Galleries of our games!!" The page title of the games music is "Game Music - Musics of our games!!" |
All Types of Crazy Crap! | Store | The old page title was "Store". The page title refers to Bubs's line in The Best Decemberween Ever. |
Homestore Runner! | Flash Store | |
Check/Money Order Form | Flash Store Order Form | |
All Types of Crazy Crap | Yahoo Store | Refers to Bubs's line in The Best Decemberween Ever. |
Everybody! Everybody! | Index Page | |
Privacy Policy and Terms of Use: BORING! | Legal | |
Check out this old Crap! | Museum | This is a use of crap. |
The Original Website! | Old Flash Stuff | |
The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest | Original Book | |
The Homestar Runner | Where My Hat Is At? | |
Podstar Runner. One a time, please. | Podstar Runner (2008) | |
Podstar Runner Come On And Come On, Ya'll | Podstar Runner 2006 | Reference to the Strong Bad Email intro for rampage. |
Hot Punkins! Fresh off the Line! | Punkin Stencils (2009) | |
Make-a Your Own-a Pumpakin! | Punkin Stencils (2003-2008) | Homestar Runner says "pumpakin" in Pumpkin Carve-nival. |
Remember What the Tandy Told You | Strong Bad's Message Bored | Reference to one of the Easter eggs in invisibility in which the Tandy says to click the "o" in "Message Bored". The original page title was "Strong Bad's Message BORED". When the board was overloaded the page title was "There's Too Many of Them!!!" |
Ja Rules | Strong Bad's Message Bored Rules | Ja Rule is a rapper from the late '90s and 2000s, best known for his songs "Holla Holla", "Mesmerize", and the remix of Jennifer Lopez's "I'm Real". |
BAAAAH! BAAAAAH! BAAAAAH! | Strong Bad 404 Error Page | |
You ain't got no Flash | Old No Flash Page | |
Strong Bad Theme | Strong Bad Desktop Theme | |
Homestar Runner Theme | Homestar Runner Desktop Theme | |
Screensavers | Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver | |
Strong Mad Has a Posse | Strong Mad Stickers | |
Wallpapers | Wallpapers | |
MORE TO COME! | AIM Buddy Icons | |
These guys are small! | Messege Bored Icons | |
Possible Marzipan Shirts | Marzipan Shirts | |
Homestar Sketchbook | Sketchbook (museum) | |
Cool Treats! | Sketchbook (museum) Ice Cream | |
Some Stuff That Some People Made | Fan Stuff | |
Halloween Fanstuff | Halloween Fanstuff | |
Wallpaper o' the Week | Wallpaper o' the Week | |
Wireless Bizness | Wireless Bizness | |
Email Updates | Email Updates | |
Total Error! | Email Updates Error Page | |
Great Jaerb! | Email Updates Confirmation | A reference to A Jorb Well Done |
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