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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 1 =</includeonly> Homsar as seen in [[for kids]]. <noinclude> | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 1 =</includeonly> Homsar as seen in [[for kids]]. <noinclude> | ||
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 2 =</includeonly> "The captain of the [[Homsar | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 2 =</includeonly> None other than America's favorite [[for kids|blue midget Homestar]]: Homsar!! <noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 3 =</includeonly> "The captain of the [[Homsar's Character Video|gravy train]]." <noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 4 =</includeonly> "I'm just a [[Homsar's Character Video|friendly reminder]]." <noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 5 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaAaAaA!" <noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 6 =</includeonly> "Think I won the [[Homsar's Character Video|powerball]]." <noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 7 =</includeonly> "I'm just me! Can't you see? I'm just a [[record book|silly little bumblebee]]!" <noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 8 =</includeonly> "AAAaaaAAh'm the [[origins|human wedgie]]!" <noinclude> |
- | <noinclude> | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 9 =</includeonly> "I'm a [[for kids|trendy totebag]]!" <noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 10 =</includeonly> "It's time for [[theme park|tasteball]]!" <noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 11 =</includeonly> "I'm forever [[different town|your girl]]!" <noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 12 =</includeonly> "I'm crying [[impression|on the inside]]." <noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 13 =</includeonly> "I'm just in time for the [[suntan|murder mystery]]!" <noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 14 =</includeonly> <!--NOTE: Homsar DID NOT actually say this; Strong Sad did. That's why it doesn't have quotation marks around it-->A million [[2 emails|ladies tall]]. <noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 15 =</includeonly> "I'm a [[interview|song from the sixties]]."<noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 16 =</includeonly> <!--NOTE: Homsar DID NOT actually say the next four in the list; Strong Bad's Post-it puppet did. That's why they don't have quotation marks around them-->Rightio! I think I can [[interview|twice!]]<noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 17 =</includeonly> Raised by a [[interview|cup of coffee]]. <noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 18 =</includeonly> 'Twas the [[interview|pride of the peaches]]. <noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 19 =</includeonly> Don't fake the funk on a [[interview|nasty dunk]]. <noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 20 =</includeonly> "I do what [[dragon|I'm told]]." <noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 21 =</includeonly> "I still can't [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|feel my legs]]." <noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 22 =</includeonly> "Oh no! You shanked my [[Where's The Cheat?|Jenga ship]]!" <noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 23 =</includeonly> "I'm open for [[3 Times Halloween Funjob|interpretation]]." <noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 24 =</includeonly> "I'm the ghost of [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|Christmas Past]]!" <noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 25 =</includeonly> "I'm the original [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|ladies' man]]!" <noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 26 =</includeonly> "When can we start the [[Strong Sad's Lament|Jeffersons]]?" <noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 27 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar Main Page|James]]!" <noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 28 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar Main Page|Kelsey Grammer]]!" <noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 29 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar Main Page|Legitimate Business]]!" <noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 30 =</includeonly> "This is the [[Happy T!|thrill of a lifetime]]." <noinclude> |
- | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 31 =</includeonly> "I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a [[for kids|healthy piece of real estate]]!" <noinclude> | |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 32 =</includeonly> "Caramel corn [[rampage|for president, please]]!" <noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 33 =</includeonly> "I'm a little [[Weclome Back|light in the leftovers]]!" <noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 34 =</includeonly> "This dinner party is [[cliffhangers|top dollar]]!" <noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 35 =</includeonly> "I've brought my best foot flowered. [[Homsar's Character Video|Pshooo]]!"<noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 36 =</includeonly> "[[homsar|Udyeah]], what is it, Strong Baad?"<noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 37 =</includeonly> "Well, hello, [[strong badathlon|chocolate cake]]!"<noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 38 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAa, Hey Reggie. Is that [[interview|rhinoceros]] around?"<noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 39 =</includeonly> "Alms for the pudgy. Alms for the [[Homestar Presents: Presents|pudgy]]."<noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 40 =</includeonly> "You're a real [[Homestar Presents: Presents|state trooper]]."<noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 41 =</includeonly> "Location, location, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|location]]."<noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 42 =</includeonly> "That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it [[for kids|fifty times more]]?"<noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 43 =</includeonly> "Eggs tree, eggs [[Happy Hallow-day|tree]]."<noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 44 =</includeonly> "This get-up is mah [[Happy Hallow-day|get down]]!"<noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 45 =</includeonly> "Hey, Tubbs! I just lost my [[Where's The Cheat?|jengajam]]."<noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 46 =</includeonly> "I'm saving the best for [[your friends|last]]."<noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 47 =</includeonly> "Hi, [[Homsar's Character Video|Wonder Mike]]! I'm Homsar!"<noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 48 =</includeonly> "Climb [[Homsar's Character Video|aboard]]!"<noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 49 =</includeonly> "Sure beats [[Homsar's Character Video|breaking up]] with me."<noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 50 =</includeonly> "[[Homsar's Character Video|Don't look now]]!"<noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 51 =</includeonly> "And also [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|with you]]."<noinclude> |
- | *</noinclude><includeonly>| | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 52 =</includeonly> "I blew it, man! I lose [[Halloween Fairstival|my touch]]."<noinclude> |
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 53 =</includeonly> "Let's sing a song of [[Fall Float Parade|Pennzoil]]!"<noinclude> | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 53 =</includeonly> "Let's sing a song of [[Fall Float Parade|Pennzoil]]!"<noinclude> | ||
- | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 54 =</includeonly> "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|candy today]]!"<noinclude> | |
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 55 =</includeonly> "If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|eeeat iiiiiit]]..."<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 56 =</includeonly> "Oh no, I think this is [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|my favorite]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 57 =</includeonly> "You gotta get yours, I gotta [[army|get mine]]." <noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 58 =</includeonly> "AaAaAh, My cheese is [[Who Said What Now?|50 cent]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 59 =</includeonly> "Don't touch my [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|severance package]]."<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 60 =</includeonly> "Bury me deep, I’m [[UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003|cold and clammy]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 61 =</includeonly> "Aaah! These [[DNA Evidence|Easter pants]] are getting way too tight."<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 62 =</includeonly> "Don't count on it, [[mini-golf|munster may-an]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 63 =</includeonly> "My paste is overwhelmed since [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|Twelvesday]]."<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 64 =</includeonly> "If you don't step away from the car, I'll [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|chop your fingers on]]."<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 65 =</includeonly> "I'm a touchy [[Jibblies 2|feely-holic]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 66 =</includeonly> <!--NOTE: Homsar DID NOT actually this; Strong Bad did. That's why they don't have quotation marks around them--> The [[Fan Costumes '07|make-money magnate]].<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 67 =</includeonly> "I'm a long-standing [[Where's The Cheat? (game)|munch date]]."<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 68 =</includeonly> "My name's Millions, and I'm the [[fan club|son of a Chipwich]]!" <noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 69 =</includeonly> "You bring the dip, I'll mow the [[Career Day|side yard]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 70 =</includeonly> "I'm the Captain Caaaaveman of the [[Most in the Graveyard|graveyard train]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 71 =</includeonly> "[[Rock Opera (karaoke)|I'm pleasant!]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 72 =</includeonly> "AaAh, [[Rock Opera (karaoke)|get consummate]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 73 =</includeonly> "Step right up! I'm a [[Homestar Ruiner|crudely drawn cupcake]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 74 =</includeonly> "Don't forget [[Homestar Ruiner|your tapesicle]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 75 =</includeonly> "Daaah, I'm a knock knock joke about [[Strong Badia the Free|jogging suits]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 76 =</includeonly> "Pucker up, Dice Man! I'm as upholstered [[Strong Badia the Free|as I wanna be]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 77 =</includeonly> "My baseboards are full of [[Strong Badia the Free|chicken sticks]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 78 =</includeonly> An [[Strong Badia The Free|all-expenses-paid vacation]].<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 79 =</includeonly> Broke the tip off my [[Strong Badia The Free|stipend!]]<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 80 =</includeonly> "Sign me up for [[Strong Badia the Free|soccer class]], Debra!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 81 =</includeonly> Save room for the laughtrack, [[Strong Badia The Free|Lowcash!]]<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 82 =</includeonly> A fresh dipe, [[Strong Badia The Free|if you see what I mean.]]<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 83 =</includeonly> The old [[Strong Badia The Free|jalboa jump shot.]]<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 84 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaA, nice try, [[Strong Badia the Free|alligator]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 85 =</includeonly> "Daaahh, I'll take the last bus [[Strong Badia the Free|to the bake sale]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 86 =</includeonly> "I leave my itch machine on pause [[Baddest of the Bands|mostly]]."<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 87 =</includeonly> "DaaAAAAAaaa! I'm the buttersilk [[Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition|pancake]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 88 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaA, try some caked-on makeup from [[Strong Badia the Free|yesteryear!]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 89 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAaA, hotel coupons for dinner [[Strong Badia the Free|again]]?!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 90 =</includeonly> "Daaah, no thanks, officer! I've got one [[Strong Badia the Free|big round one]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 91 =</includeonly> "I'm the long way back from [[Strong Badia the Free|naptime]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 92 =</includeonly> "DaAaAah, this mustard is just like [[Strong Badia the Free|paradise]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 93 =</includeonly> "Here comes the [[Strong Badia the Free|Yogurt Patrol]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 94 =</includeonly> "I left my bacon at the [[Strong Badia the Free|tennis patch]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 95 =</includeonly> "DaAaAaAaA, I'm the local [[Strong Badia the Free|Leroy]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 96 =</includeonly> "[[Baddest of the Bands|Itch Machine]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 97 =</includeonly> "[[Baddest of the Bands|Iguanodon]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 98 =</includeonly> "[[Baddest of the Bands|Insurance]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 99 =</includeonly> "[[Baddest of the Bands|Incorporated]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 100 =</includeonly> "[[Baddest of the Bands|Insomniacs]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 101 =</includeonly> Tape my hat [[Fan Costumes '08|to the door.]]<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 102 =</includeonly> "GrRrRraaauuughnck there, Rubbermaid, can you redirect me to the nearest [[dictionary|puke-valanche?]]"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 103 =</includeonly> "My punjab has a pretty [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre|price-tag!]]"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 104 =</includeonly> "I'm your death's door [[A Decemberween Mackerel|neighbor]]."<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 105 =</includeonly> "Puff. Cough. [[A Decemberween Mackerel|Toff]]."<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 106 =</includeonly> "If you need me, I'll be [[I Killed Pom Pom|loked after dark]]."<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 107 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAah, itchy parts for [[Dad's Garage & Friends - 13 Jun 2015|five hundred, please, Valerie]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 108 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAah! This has been [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|a supreme fish delight]]."<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 109 =</includeonly> Stuck a Q on the wall [[Fan Costumes 2015|by the dream catchers.]]<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 110 =</includeonly> "Okay, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|bye-dee-bye]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 111 =</includeonly> "AaAaAaAah, you're a [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|pork rind's president]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 112 =</includeonly> "DaAaAaAon't get chintzy with the [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|chalk sauce]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 113 =</includeonly> "Just for a minute, let's all do the bump. [[Later That Night...|Bump. Bump.]]"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 114 =</includeonly> "IIIiiiII bathe myself in the [[Fan Costumes 2016|shipping supplies]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 115 =</includeonly> "[[Haunted Photo Booth|Zapruder]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 116 =</includeonly> "[[Haunted Photo Booth|Middleman]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 117 =</includeonly> "[[Haunted Photo Booth|Toast Crunch]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 118 =</includeonly> "AAaaAAaa! These nickel slots are finally [[Haunted Photo Booth|payin' off]]!"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 119 =</includeonly> "IiIiIiIiI I was raised by a [[Haunted Photo Booth|cup of coffee]]."<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 120 =</includeonly> "IIiiIIiiII've got hyperlinks [[Mr. Poofers Must Die|stashed-a-mundo]]."<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 121 =</includeonly> "aaaAAAAAaaaaa'm a reeeal [[Halloween Hide & Seek|found object]]."<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 122 =</includeonly> "I right-clicked when I [[Halloween Hide & Seek|shoulda lept]]."<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 123 =</includeonly> "I spilled botanicula all over my [[Halloween Hide & Seek|workbook]]."<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 124 =</includeonly> "AaAaAa, the Yipiyuk bit [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available|my frontal lobe!]]"<noinclude> | ||
+ | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 125 =</includeonly> "DaAaAaAh! Hey, Lumbar! I typed out the whole recipe instead of just [[The Show: Ween Edition|taking a screenshot!]]"<noinclude> | ||
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+ | [[Category:Quote Templates|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude> |
Current revision as of 16:53, 1 June 2024
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| ## =</includeonly> <!--new quote here--> <noinclude>
- Homsar as seen in for kids.
- None other than America's favorite blue midget Homestar: Homsar!!
- "The captain of the gravy train."
- "I'm just a friendly reminder."
- "AaAaAaAaAaAaA!"
- "Think I won the powerball."
- "I'm just me! Can't you see? I'm just a silly little bumblebee!"
- "AAAaaaAAh'm the human wedgie!"
- "I'm a trendy totebag!"
- "It's time for tasteball!"
- "I'm forever your girl!"
- "I'm crying on the inside."
- "I'm just in time for the murder mystery!"
- A million ladies tall.
- "I'm a song from the sixties."
- Rightio! I think I can twice!
- Raised by a cup of coffee.
- 'Twas the pride of the peaches.
- Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk.
- "I do what I'm told."
- "I still can't feel my legs."
- "Oh no! You shanked my Jenga ship!"
- "I'm open for interpretation."
- "I'm the ghost of Christmas Past!"
- "I'm the original ladies' man!"
- "When can we start the Jeffersons?"
- "James!"
- "Kelsey Grammer!"
- "Legitimate Business!"
- "This is the thrill of a lifetime."
- "I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a healthy piece of real estate!"
- "Caramel corn for president, please!"
- "I'm a little light in the leftovers!"
- "This dinner party is top dollar!"
- "I've brought my best foot flowered. Pshooo!"
- "Udyeah, what is it, Strong Baad?"
- "Well, hello, chocolate cake!"
- "AaAaAaAa, Hey Reggie. Is that rhinoceros around?"
- "Alms for the pudgy. Alms for the pudgy."
- "You're a real state trooper."
- "Location, location, location."
- "That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it fifty times more?"
- "Eggs tree, eggs tree."
- "This get-up is mah get down!"
- "Hey, Tubbs! I just lost my jengajam."
- "I'm saving the best for last."
- "Hi, Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar!"
- "Climb aboard!"
- "Sure beats breaking up with me."
- "Don't look now!"
- "And also with you."
- "I blew it, man! I lose my touch."
- "Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!"
- "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some candy today!"
- "If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll eeeat iiiiiit..."
- "Oh no, I think this is my favorite!"
- "You gotta get yours, I gotta get mine."
- "AaAaAh, My cheese is 50 cent!"
- "Don't touch my severance package."
- "Bury me deep, I’m cold and clammy!"
- "Aaah! These Easter pants are getting way too tight."
- "Don't count on it, munster may-an!"
- "My paste is overwhelmed since Twelvesday."
- "If you don't step away from the car, I'll chop your fingers on."
- "I'm a touchy feely-holic!"
- The make-money magnate.
- "I'm a long-standing munch date."
- "My name's Millions, and I'm the son of a Chipwich!"
- "You bring the dip, I'll mow the side yard!"
- "I'm the Captain Caaaaveman of the graveyard train!"
- "I'm pleasant!!"
- "AaAh, get consummate!"
- "Step right up! I'm a crudely drawn cupcake!"
- "Don't forget your tapesicle!"
- "Daaah, I'm a knock knock joke about jogging suits!"
- "Pucker up, Dice Man! I'm as upholstered as I wanna be!"
- "My baseboards are full of chicken sticks!"
- An all-expenses-paid vacation.
- Broke the tip off my stipend!
- "Sign me up for soccer class, Debra!"
- Save room for the laughtrack, Lowcash!
- A fresh dipe, if you see what I mean.
- The old jalboa jump shot.
- "AaAaAaAaA, nice try, alligator!"
- "Daaahh, I'll take the last bus to the bake sale!"
- "I leave my itch machine on pause mostly."
- "DaaAAAAAaaa! I'm the buttersilk pancake!"
- "AaAaAaAaA, try some caked-on makeup from yesteryear!!"
- "AaAaAaAaA, hotel coupons for dinner again?!"
- "Daaah, no thanks, officer! I've got one big round one!"
- "I'm the long way back from naptime!"
- "DaAaAah, this mustard is just like paradise!"
- "Here comes the Yogurt Patrol!"
- "I left my bacon at the tennis patch!"
- "DaAaAaAaA, I'm the local Leroy!"
- "Itch Machine!"
- "Iguanodon!"
- "Insurance!"
- "Incorporated!"
- "Insomniacs!"
- Tape my hat to the door.
- "GrRrRraaauuughnck there, Rubbermaid, can you redirect me to the nearest puke-valanche?"
- "My punjab has a pretty price-tag!"
- "I'm your death's door neighbor."
- "Puff. Cough. Toff."
- "If you need me, I'll be loked after dark."
- "AaAaAaAah, itchy parts for five hundred, please, Valerie!"
- "AaAaAaAah! This has been a supreme fish delight."
- Stuck a Q on the wall by the dream catchers.
- "Okay, bye-dee-bye!"
- "AaAaAaAah, you're a pork rind's president!"
- "DaAaAaAon't get chintzy with the chalk sauce!"
- "Just for a minute, let's all do the bump. Bump. Bump."
- "IIIiiiII bathe myself in the shipping supplies!"
- "Zapruder!"
- "Middleman!"
- "Toast Crunch!"
- "AAaaAAaa! These nickel slots are finally payin' off!"
- "IiIiIiIiI I was raised by a cup of coffee."
- "IIiiIIiiII've got hyperlinks stashed-a-mundo."
- "aaaAAAAAaaaaa'm a reeeal found object."
- "I right-clicked when I shoulda lept."
- "I spilled botanicula all over my workbook."
- "AaAaAa, the Yipiyuk bit my frontal lobe!"
- "DaAaAaAh! Hey, Lumbar! I typed out the whole recipe instead of just taking a screenshot!"